New Year's fairy tale turnip script in a new way. Funny tales of roles for a drunken company. Funny tale for a company of adults

Svetlana Shashkova

The script of the fairy tale "Turnip in a new way"

Author.

Dear viewers,

Do you want to see a fairy tale?

Familiar, surprisingly,

But with creative additions!

In one, well, very rural, area,

Far from fame

What is common in Russia

Grandfather once planted Turnip!

(a turnip comes out to the music with a dance and sits down on a chair)

Turnip:

I'm a wonderful turnip

I’m sitting tight in the garden.

Tasty like that

Fashionable, cool!

Grandfather:

(admiringly)

Ah, yes, turnip, it's just amazing!

And how beautiful it is growing!

Turnip:

Grandfather, pull me faster

Free from the earth.

(grandfather tries to pull the turnip)

Grandfather:

What to do? How to be here?

Call Grandma to help!

Grandfather

(waves his hand):

Grandma, Grandma - where are you?

Help to pull a turnip!

(a crooked grandmother comes out)

Grandmother

Oh, my hands are loosened.

I’ll call Granddaughter for help!

Well, granddaughter, run,

Help to pull a turnip!

(Granddaughter runs out, grabs Grandma. Trying to stretch the turnip)

Granddaughter

Here is a turnip! Well, a vegetable!

To know, you have to call for help ...

Bug! Bug! Run

Help to pull a turnip!

(Runs out, barking bug, grabs the granddaughter.)

Bug:

Oh, you have to click the cat

To help a little bit.

Murka cat, you run

Help to pull a turnip!

(Stepping softly, Cat comes out)

Grandfather grandmother granddaughter bug cat

Once - here it is!

Two - like that!

Not! Do not pull in any way ...

Grandfather

Admire the guys

We pull the turnip out of the garden

We fight, we fight for an hour

We don’t have enough strength.

Grandmother

A spinning wheel awaits me in the hut

Yes, my grandfather is painfully sorry

I know that he

Hard for one.

Granddaughter

In the field I grazed a kid

Sang a song loudly

I hear my grandmother is calling -

Let the kid wait

Without looking back ran

Only the point is not enough.

Bug

What a weird tenacious root

Could the turnips have teeth?

Grandfather

There is no sense in five

Maybe it's easier with an ax

Grandmother

I see us not to control

Can pour boiling water over

Cat

Case you say kind

Bug

and eat here in the garden

Granddaughter

Wait, I know the reason.

They read a book to us in the garden

There is a fairy tale about turnip

I should read it.

(runs away for the book, returns).

I'll see for myself first

Well, of course, I knew

Listen, woman, listen, grandfather,

Why, there are no mice with us!

Grandfather

Well, mouse, well, lazy dog!

She doesn’t feel sorry for her grandfather at all!

But she knows that she must help the family

(smart mouse enters)

How dressed!

Mouse

I do not want to work

I celebrate my birthday!

Grandfather

The mouse! Help we need

It’s impossible without you!

Mouse

I do not want to help

Dress I can mash!

Bug

What an impudence!

Cat

Of course!

I tremble like a leaf

Grandmother

Throw Quarrels and Threats

Erase your tears with your sleeve

I will persuade the mouse

I will give her fat (leaves)

Grandfather

That's so grandma! Nenila!

Look - how you realized!

Grandmother

(included) to the mouse

for you a piece of fat

I got out of the closet

I know Myshkin I tastes

There are beads around your neck.

Bug

Here you have my bells

It shines like gold

Cat

Here at the bottom of this can

Spoons two thick sour cream

Mouse

What wonderful gifts?

This delicious, this bright

I'll have a feast in the garden

of course I’m waiting for everyone to visit.

Grandfather

We would all come willingly

Yes it's not over with work

The turnip is waiting for us in the garden

There’s a lot of trouble with her

Mouse

If you take together together

No need to bother

Well, come on

One two Three!

Here is the turnip - look!

Turnip

Here are some kind of entertainers!

Well, thank you, dear ones!

Come on, fast, bug, cat,

Somewhere there is my accordion

We are in joy now

We'll have a dance until morning

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Russian fairy tale for holidays for adults

A fairy tale for corporate parties has become incredibly popular relatively recently.

There is never a lack of participants; everyone wants to be the heroes of fairy tales.

Everyone especially likes it when a fairy tale is costumed.

If the celebration is conducted by professionals, they will prepare fabulous attributes in advance. In their stores are hidden wigs, ties, masks, children's pipes and drums.

But is it only interesting for corporate parties to play a funny tale? A lot of guests also gather for home holidays, they can also be entertained by a cheerful reincarnation.

The well-known old Russian fairy tale “About Turnip” in the original performance and with an unusual text will amuse everyone present, will give ease and good mood to the evening.

Remade a funny fairy tale Turnip on roles in the video:

A few tips to help make the performance truly memorable:

Distribute roles in accordance with the acting data of the guests.
Prepare costumes or their attributes.
Makeup or makeup must be used.
Print text for each artist
Choose a host who should read the text of the tale with pauses in which the characters of the tale begin to act.
As soon as the presenter calls the next hero, this is a signal to the action of the artist playing this image.
Actors should be as artistic as possible.

Scene text for reading to the presenter and actors

Grandfather decided to grow a turnip in his garden in his garden. No sooner said than done. He planted a turnip. Time has passed. Grandfather went out into the garden in the morning, began to pull the turnip. What is it?

She can’t get her out of the ground. Grandfather had to call grandmother. She came to the grandfather to help. They began to pull a turnip from the ground. Grandma grabbed her grandfather, and grandfather pulls a turnip. What? Again, nothing works.

Grandma called her granddaughter. Granddaughter came running and began to help grandfather and grandmother. They grabbed each other, pulled themselves up, but nothing comes of it: the turnip sits firmly.

The granddaughter decided to call the dog a bug. The bug rushed in, was glad that she could help. We stood in a chain one after another: grandfather - a woman, grandmother - a granddaughter, granddaughter - a bug. We took up the turnip, but there was no result. As the turnip sat firmly in the ground, it sits.

Bug had to call the Cat. And she is right there. Friendly not heavy, pull, pull, pull, pull. What is it? What a big turnip! Cat is calling the mouse. The last hope for the baby. Water wears away a stone, and in this case too: they all hold onto each other tightly - they pull a turnip. One - two! So they pulled out a turnip!
Funny fairy tale Turnip for roles for children.

Phrases for actors of a fun theatrical performance

And these words should be distributed to the "actors", they will say them at each mention to the leaders.

Turnip: Man, handle off, I'm still a minor!
Here are those on!
I'm here!

Grandfather: Well then!
We divide everything equally and by holes!
I completely surrender, health fools around!
Now have some fun!

Grandma: Grandfather no longer satisfies me.
I hurry - I hurry!

Granddaughter: Let's get faster, I'm so late for the disco!

Bug: I'm not a Bug, forgot something? I am a bug!
Work like a dog!
Maybe a better smoke?

Cat: Drop me a valerian!
Who brought the dog to the site? I'm allergic to them!

Alla Maslennikova

STORY« Creek»

Characters: The narrator, Turnip, Grandfather, Grandmother, Granddaughter, Bug, Cat, Mouse.

The narrator:

We tried, we taught

We were preparing for you.

Sit back comfortably

The tale will be for you now!

Our a fairy tale called Turnip. Turnip very simple name. But the fairy tale is far from simple.

The narrator:

Once upon a time there lived Ded- rich not poor. Not stingy, not harmful (grandfather bows)

His grandmother lived, a young hat. And talented, not lazy, she performed at Eurovision.

There was also a granddaughter-wind thing in the house. All one small pay went to her.

Lived animals in the house - purebred animals.

Bug - breed dachshund.

Cat-breeds so-so.

There was a mouse in the house. She lived very secretively, but comfortable and satisfying (wee wee)

Grandfather wanted once

Turnip steamed for lunch.

Well, maybe I'm going down

Yes and i’ll plant a turnip.

The narrator: I went to the garden and planted turnip(Grandfather leads Turnip and plants on a chair)

Grandfather for turnip courted. And he loosened and watered.

Grow sweet turnip,

Grow big turnip.

The narrator:

Turnip grew fame

What a miracle of miracles?

Turnip - almost to heaven!

Grandfather decided to pull out turnip.

But it was not there -

One does not have enough strength.

What to do? How to be here?

Call Grandma to help!

Grandfather (waving): Grandma, you are younger with us,

Help to pull the turnip?

Grandmother: I'm coming!

Grandma grabs Grandpa, trying to pull turnip.

The narrator:

Once - here it is!

Two - like that!

Oh! Do not pull out in any way!

Grandmother:

Know, weakened our hands.

Let Granddaughter Help!

Well, granddaughter, run,

Help to pull a turnip!

Granddaughter runs out, grabs Grandma. Trying to stretch turnip

The narrator:

Once - here it is!

Two - like that!

Not! Do not pull out in any way!

The narrator:

Like this turnip! Well, a vegetable!

To know, you have to call for help ...

Granddaughter:

Bug! Bug! Run

Help to pull a turnip!

Runs out, barking bug, grabs the granddaughter

Bug:

What kind of noise is there? What a fight?

I'm tired like a dog.

I have so many things to do -

The tail spit all day.

The narrator:

Here, the Bug is ready to help,

Clings to granddaughter.

Once - here it is!

Two - like that!

Oh! Do not pull in any way ...

Wagging his tail a little bit,

The bug decided to call the Cat.

Bug:

Cat, cat run to us,

Pull help turnip!

Stepping softly, Cat leaves

The narrator:

The cat yawned so sweetly

She extended her legs to the bug.

The narrator:

The five are already skillfully

They got down to business.

Once - here it is!

Two - like that!

Oh! Do not pull in any way ...

Cat:

Let’s call the Mouse ...

Somewhere hiding, coward!

Mouse-Mouse, come out!

Help to pull a turnip!

Running mouse

Mouse: Pee-pee! You want a turnip? Pull together!

The narrator:

This mouse is very strong!

Stronger than a bear, stronger than an elephant!

One can pull out a turnip,

She does not need help at all!

Come on, Grandfather, for take the turnip,

Well, Grandma, hold on to Grandfather,

Granddaughter and you are not lazy:

Closer to Granny, take it.

Cat for the bug,

Bug for the granddaughter,

The narrator:

That pulled turnip,

What sat in the ground hard.

(Turnip pulls outeveryone is falling.)

The narrator(appeals to the audience):

Is the Mouse great in strength?

This friendship won!

This fairy tales the essence is simple:

Always help everyone!

Eat well, Grandfather,

The long-awaited your lunch!

That's fairy tales end,

And who listened, well done!

Artists bow.

Our kids are very tired. And we let everyone go home.

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Props and distribution of roles.

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The words of the heroes of the tale.

The words of the heroes are always the same and they should pronounce them as soon as they hear that the moderator named the name of the hero in his text.

Turnip - Here I am!

Grandfather - Well, Sergei!

Grandma - We are all women bitch!

Granddaughter - Right now, I'll put on my current nails!

Bug - Che those necessary?

Cat - Tired of dogs!

Mouse - Oh, who is it?

So, the presenter reads the text, the artists depict a sketch each with their own words. You can just take the original, everyone knows the turnip fairy tale by heart, but you can also take this option, it is more interesting in my opinion.

Tale Turnip in a new way.

Somehow, in the early, hot summer, my grandfather decided to sow turnips,
Which he did on Monday, despite his fatigue.
Chernobyl was not far away, the turnip grew enormous.

Grandfather wanted to twitch it, nothing happened.
He then went after his grandmother, she watched TV shows,
Grandfather called for her help.
Grandma reluctantly shot down.

A woman is pulling a turnip with her grandfather, she does not succumb in any way.
The grandmother’s head aches, and the grandfather’s back is aching.
Granddaughter passed by, came back from a disco,
Grandfather called her for help, promised that he would take a share.

And although this granddaughter had critical days,
She came to their aid, and the three of them got down to business.
Regardless of the attempts, the turnip is not one iota from a place,
Grandfather swallows valerian, granddaughter injects grandmother with a syringe.

Passed by a bug, kept the path to the trash,
She wanted to have breakfast there, overpowered the poor thing hunger.
Granddaughter of Bug invited to provide all possible assistance,
She, although she did not like turnips, did not refuse to help.

But all efforts are in vain, turnips, as if someone is holding,
Grandmother lashes valerian, granddaughter injects grandfather with a syringe.

A cat passed by a cat
The bug invited the cat, the cat immediately refused,
But, sensing the valerian, the cat immediately agreed,
And the company took over the new five of us.

Only there’s no sense, the turnip didn’t even swing,
The cat whips valerian, granddaughter injects a vein with a syringe.

A mouse passed by, a cat caught a mouse,
And she demanded menacingly that she would come to the rescue.

The mouse has nowhere to go, she cannot refuse,
But the granddaughter and grandmother escaped, because they are afraid of mice.

The cat immediately got angry, and let's yell at the mouse! -
Did you pick it, you bastard, do we harvest ?!
After these accusations, the cat swallowed the mouse.

The cat didn’t get sweat either, the Bug also wanted to eat.
But the bug didn’t enjoy the tasty lunch for a long time,
Grandfather Bug ate for dinner, because he was Korean.

SCENARIOS OF THE TALE “CUT TO A NEW LADA”AUTHOR.
Sit quietly, kids.Yes, listen about the turnipA fairy tale, maybe a little.But about important matters.It starts as it should:Once upon a time there were grandfather and womanGranddaughter, Bug, Murka - cat And in the underground mouse - baby.
Near the house there is a garden, a grandmother with a granddaughter at the gate. Bug - tail ringlet, dozing under the porch. Grandfather goes on the porch, he is dressed in a large sheepskin coat. From the open window to my grandfather, music is heard: “Get on the charge, get the charge!”
GRANDFATHER. I have good health, I’m better than a turnip.AUTHOR. Shovel takes goes to the garden.
GRANDFATHER. Grow up soon turnip And keep your roots tight. To pull out later We could hardly.
BABA. And the grandmother has no charge, glory God is all right!
Chastooshka: I’m a granny No charge young On the stove all day lay Even the back is tired.
Fitness, fitness say They tell me to go to sports But I won’t go to fitness I like the stove very much.
Grandfather, quit work Very willing to lie down!
GRANDDAUGHTER. I'll take a mirror in my hand Sponges scarlet let me down. I will make up eyes Ugh, your charge!
Takes the poor to sleep! I'll start from Monday.
Bug. This is the role that went to I'm called a bug here, I'm not sad guys Cause now I love to growl R-R-R, woof, woof, woof, woof.
I will manage without charging I’ll play hide and seek with the cat.
AUTHOR. Bug behind the cat Cat in the window It turns out a mouse in sports pants T-shirt on the body, in the legs of a dumbbell.MOUSE. Chastooshka: I am a mouse - a sportsman I’m doing sports. I'm friends with dumbbells And I will show charging.
One and two! Three four: I will become all stronger in the world. I’ll perform in the circus - raise a hippopotamus.
GRANDFATHER. Oh, got tired in the morning (leaves)
Grandma. Yes, and I have to go to the stove.the music is audible: “Become charging, be charging!”
(turnip grew) The mouse. That's turnip That's so wonderful, How big is how beautiful, And do not see the tops Grandfather should be called. Granddad! (runs away) AUTHOR. On the porch again grandfather. He sees turnips in the garden and doesn't seem to believe himself. He got up near the turnip - turnip above the capFrom the open window the same music is heard.
GRANDFATHER. What happened, what is it? Do not give me rest!
(pulls over the turnip) Oh, a bulldozer would be here, without it it’s absolutely a disaster!
AUTHOR. Pulls, pulls - cannot pull.
GRANDFATHER. Apparently, you need to call for help grandmother,

There is no way to cope without it.

We’ll work smoothly with her,

This is a trifle for her.

(Screaming.)Grandma, you are younger with us

Help to pull a turnip?

Grandma. What, grandpa, is it hard?

But I’m a grandmother - wow!

Let me not do the exercises, -

Every day I go to the beds.

Well, grab the turnip boldly,

We can do itAUTHOR. Grandma for grandfather, grandfather for turnip. Pull, pull - cannot pull!
Grandma.

Our turnip is great

Her strength is strong.

We’ll have to call our granddaughter (Screaming.) Granddaughter, help grandfathers!

GRANDFATHER. How to pull? Which side? Get out the granddaughter to help!Granddaughter Comes Out

GRANDDAUGHTER. (song)

What happened, grandma? Did you call me, grandfather? Here is a miracle in the garden! Harvest is OK! I’ll fix the dress, Lubricate the cream with the hands, Shoes, Shoes, Okay, I’ll help you!

GRANDDAUGHTER. He’s breaking his back, his hands are aching!No, it won’t do without a bug.

Bug, run to us soon, take courage for me!

Bug Runs Out:

Bug.

What kind of noise is there? What a fight?

I'm tired like a dog.

I have so much to do -

The tail spit all day

I had a neighbor ... (woof-woof)
AUTHOR. Bug for the granddaughter.
Bug. You have to wake the cat Let a little work! Cat! Murka! To us here Look at the miracles!
(cat music) AUTHOR. Cat for the bug.

CAT.

That's how I knew

Our work is in vain. I crumpled the tail, And the turnip is all there.

Grandma. A mouse would shout to the yard.
CAT. Mouse to call? What a disgrace! Bug. So far, we ourselves are with a mustache.
AUTHOR. Then the mouse jumped from the mink, grabbed the horizontal bar.The mouse. The turnip is big, The ugly turnip is delicious, And in the pie, and in the porridge She is good.
What to stomp a bed to no avail Get on a charge. What to do, you need to gain strength.(doing exercises) Grandfather and Grandma. Left - right Left - right It turns out to glory!
The mouse. Get up! Exhale, inhale! And now it's time to pull!

So they took up the turnip:

Bug, granddaughter, grandmother, grandfather.

Everybody pulled in all their might

Do not leave work away.

Mouse for cat Pull, pull, pulled the turnip.

And then they are all together

Having fun, singing songs,

(dance with spoons)ALL: We sang and danced to you The fairy tale "Turnip" showed And now it's time You, pat your friends!

Everyone represents himself.

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