Scene congratulation on the anniversary of the new Russian grandmother to the woman. Funny birthday greetings sketch. Mini-scene "Gipsy fortune-telling"

Scene for the female anniversary (birthday) of "Grandmother-gossip".

All names, etc. can be corrected to your ... In the yard, in a carved gazebo
Two GLAFIR neighbors gathered: Fields, I often heard ... You are here
Have you seen Valya? FIELD: Yesterday everything flickered,
I bought a box of vodka. Is everything okay with her? GLAFIRA: She takes away all her colleagues,
Five years old, grit, notes! FIELD: I believe in it hardly ... Look, what a young man! FIELDS: The camp is straight, the stomach is tightened. ... Guys are just a pleasure to look. 45 would give her ... Molozhava ... GLAFIRA: You husband, you look! ..

Foreign beauty! .. GLAFIRA: But I want to say escho
They like to relax together ... On
Cyprus splashed into the sea ... Already in
Emirates got out! FIELD: And you know, they have a summer residence
What an eye it is not possible! GLAFIRA: Does she have any children?

FIELD: God! .. all honor to honor ... An adult son has tea with her!
GLAFIRA: What the hell are you? FIELDS: And call him
Andrey!
GLAFIRA: Good!
They have a good family! FIELD: (dreamily) Oh, handsome - young ... Yes, what a dancer! GLAFIRA: Oh! .. What,
Fields, lovely! ... FIELDS: (startled) Is there on the bench with you? We looked closely at the jubilee. Al kudy let's go?

Home? GLAFIRA: Cho you, dear
Pauline, FIELDS: Think
Glushka what we give. GLAFIRA: Maybe we’ll give her money? Can we give our pot? FIELDS: ... so that she removes her little piglet!? ..

If you want to arrange a real surprise for a 50-year-old woman, we advise you to think over the script for the festive evening in advance and prepare a program.

You can use the services of a professional leader, or you can do it yourself.

So that, together with guests invited to the anniversary, you can prepare some funny and funny sketches that will please the birthday girl and entertain the whole fun company.

Comic scenes for the anniversary of a woman 50 years old can be long or short, the main thing is that they are fun and positively charged all those invited to the festive evening.

Comic sketch for the anniversary of a woman of 50 years “Congratulation from New Russian grandmothers”

(two dancers come out dancing, dressed up in new Russian grandmothers and sing a couplet on the ditty motif):

We do not sow and do not plow,
But do not sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance
We make the birthday men laugh!

Matryona (says):

Flower, and Flower! Why are you so crumpled today like a toilet roll?

Flower:

Oh, and don’t say, Matryona! I haven’t slept all night, I’ve been thinking, how is it better for us to congratulate our birthday than to please her on such a day ?!

Judging by your mind, you haven’t come up with anything worthwhile!

Flower:

Well, why is this ?! What do you think I'm fit for nothing, or what ?!

Matryona:

Duc, your expiration date is long gone!

Flower:

You say it too! Yes, all the men still look back at me! Look, look, and the hero’s husband looks so mysteriously!

Matryona:

Clear business, a riddle! Why, they say, they pushed themselves here, and even for a couple, when my wife is such a beauty ?!

Flower:

Come on, Matryona, show the birthday girl the full breadth of our repertoire!

Matryona:

Come on Flower, sing it! You are the most vociferous among the two of us!

Flower: (sings on the motive of the song "Murka")

You and I, Matryona, were lucky with a hack:
To the hero of the day we will sing a verse!
She graced her shoulders with a new jacket
She has great authority! (repeat the last 2 lines)

Matryona:

What are you, Flower? I don’t recognize you directly, you’re sentimental! Where did you grab such a motive ?!

Flower:

Yes, inspired by ...

Matryona:

Listen, you should sing for the birthday girl:

(sings, referring to the birthday girl, on the motive of the song “There is a soldier in the city”):

Your guests in Anniversary
Friendly sit!
Hints “Pour us!”
Their anxious look!
Prepared toasts
They drink everything for you!
“You are beautiful, there are no words!” -
Say we, loving
We say, loving!

We will remember your anniversary!
We will fill all the glasses
And drink it to the bottom today and more than once!
We wish you happiness
Believe that we are very happy
Congratulate you on a holiday
The most beautiful now!

(repeat the last 4 lines, marching, go to the birthday girl for a kiss, and then the Flower says):

Dear birthday girl, respect the old ladies, let me have a drink with our husband with us on the Brudershaft, we will remember with a kind word!

Comic mini-scene for 50 years to the woman "Anniversary of the neighbor"

Two elderly couples are talking, sitting on a bench.

Grandma 1. The case is approaching in the evening.
We’ll sit and talk ...

Grandmother 2. Young people are overbearing!
Tea and we will not be silent.

Grandfather 1. What is silent something? Won Malakhov
Everyone chats all day!
He’s already for ... tormented us all!

Grandma 1. Calm down, old stump!
What are you all about this box?
"Orbits chew!" and "Vote!"

Grandfather 2. Ash-tree stump, as we used to live,
So on and on! Do not be sad!

Grandfather 1. Have you heard about this news?
The neighbor's anniversary!
Fifty is special!

Grandfather 2. I heard the "pour"?

Grandma 1. You sit too stupid!
All you have to pour!

Grandfather 1. So for a holiday something fun
Sin not to drink, vigorous mother!

Grandma 2. Kohl for a walk, so you need shopping
To do if wisely.

Grandfather 2. Than you my new smokhing
I didn’t look, I don’t understand?
Right now, we fly into the boutique with a bullet!

Grandma 2. Eh, the demon beguiled you!

Grandma 1. How can I do without a reticule?
I need him desperately!

Grandma 2. I saw on the Internet,
What a bikini everyone wears!

Grandfather 1. Old, yes you with greetings!
Et for the beach! Do not know?

Grandma 2. Look how Chriska dressed up!
What is this outfit?
All wrapped in a rope!

Grandma 1. Strins, they say!

Grandma 2. It’s better to buy a bikini -
It is painfully fashionable!

Grandma 1. Do not fit him in sight
After all, you do not care.

Grandma 2. But on herself,
Aphrodite, look!
With his sixtieth
Try to get through the door!

Grandma 1. I'll tell you in your ear:
You are as legendary as a piano!

Grandma 2. You, in my opinion, are a girlfriend,
Provoke a scandal!

Grandfather 2. Oh, look, the hero of the day!
Do not take your eyes straight!
Yes, before her even a brave march,
At least I’m glad to pass by a gogol!

Grandfather 1. Eh, there would be a balalaika,
I would sing a serenade in an instant!

Grandma 1. You roll your lip!
She has her own man!

Grandma 2. Stop arguing, the Rothos!
All the merits can not be counted!

Grandfather 2. To us on her anniversary
It would be an honor to be here!

Grandma 1. Well then, do not frown
And prepare her a bouquet.

Grandfather 2. We wish only health
And live another hundred years!

More gifts

Scene on the anniversary of a woman of 50 years "Congratulation from old Hottabych"

Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has arrived to you,
He is in the wonders of the famous dock!
He’s on the carpet so that he’s faster
Arrived on the anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!

(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, and a rug under his arm. Clasping his palms in an oriental way, he makes a bow to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, O most beautiful birthday girl!”

Then he addresses the guests: “Hello, honorable guests!” It spreads the rug, sits on it, eastern legs bent, and then says birthday):

HOTTABYCH:

Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your secret desires! But let me first, my wisest one, ask you some wise questions!

(birthday girl permits)

HOTTABYCH:

I listen and obey!
Oh, the most worthy of mine! Please listen to my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is night between them!)

Oh my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she does?
(the correct answer is the name)

Oh my wise! And my third question: from what cloth can not sew a costume for the birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)

May there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do it with the help of your honorable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!

Listen and delve into! (pulls out the first hair)
Fulfill all the wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out the second hair)
So be it, not otherwise! (pulls out the third hair)

(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an eastern bow and tells them):

HOTTABYCH:

Oh, honorable guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I ask, for everything that’s ready for me, to pull out each of your tickets!

(Hottabych takes a bag of numbers from his pocket and the guests pull them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):

GUESTS FOR GUESTS:

Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink vodka soon!

Drink a glass of wine
For a ruddy face!

Treat the neighbor to the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!

You, my friend, have the right
Smack a friend on the cheek on the right!

Tell me a compliment now
Birthday girl from us!

To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!

Good guests today
Drop your shyness,
Tell a joke
It expects people from you!

It will be fun with us
If you get up now
In the pose of swallows, my friend,
Toast telling us a little!

Our birthday girl
A sight for sore eyes, just a class!
Come to her, hug
And guests all smile!

Kiss the birthday girl
Just don’t spoil it very much!

Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing with your back
Forget at least for a while
About your favorite chondrosis!

Describe the circle with your right foot
A tummy tapping with his left hand
At the same time you try to drink a glass,
In this case, not a drop should be spilled!

Use modern jargon now
A birthday girl confessing love
My order is the strictest law
You say, do not be shy!

(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):

HOTTABYCH:

Oh, the most beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their belly!

(2-3 girls in oriental costumes come out and dance a belly dance to some oriental melody, or the phonogram of the song “Rasputin” performed by Boni M. Hottabych’s ensemble will dance with them, then approaches the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says) :

HOTTABYCH:

O master of my thoughts! I leave you until the next anniversary of 100 years!

More Gifts

Leading: Two “new Russian” grandmothers came to us for a holiday with congratulations.

Hello grandmother, how did you come to us? And who are you?

Grandma1: Right now, we will tell and tell all about ourselves, is it really Matryona?

Grandma 2: True Flower.

SONG OF "NEW RUSSIAN ABOK"

(to the motive "Funny Girls", singing together)

Funny old ladies

Cool girlfriends

Friendly faces

Sparks of cheerful eyes.

We walk around the area

Two white crows

We congratulate anyone, just treat us.

We walk around the area

Two white crows

We congratulate anyone

Just treat us.

Grandma1 : (addresses to the leader)

Yes, and whom should I congratulate? Who was born to you. A girl or a boy?

Leading: We have a girl!

Grandma sings:

Girls are different

Black, white, red ... (while looking at the granddaughter of the hero of the anniversary)

Leading: Stop! Stop! This is not that girl! Congratulations to her grandmother!

After all, she has a birthday!

Grandma 1: Ahhh!

Grandma2: It is necessary to congratulate on a new, modern.
(sings in REP style with characteristic movements)

You look cool today

Cool just like your own

And this is what they are sitting in the face,

Probably all your relatives?

Grandma1: Think about it!

I can do it too, sales are better. Here is the rumor here!

(continues REP)

We came here today

On this your anniversary

You are as beautiful as ever

More than many of ours!

Grandma 2:Well, well done, well done! Well you do it with your hands!
Grandma1: Liked? That's it!
Grandma 2: But what do you think, will they pour us something to drink today, al no?
Grandma1: I think they will pour it, only it is necessary to command.
Grandma 2: Filling glasses, comrades! We are filling! Who wants to say a toast?
Grandma1: Let's drink for youth and old age, for naivety and wisdom, for stupidity and experience - for two opposite poles, between which - all life!

3. Congratulations from the children.

Leading: Dear friends, before I say something, I will again turn to men, fill glasses. Dear guests in the Orthodox tradition, family life is understood as the Way to Salvation, the ascent of which is associated with the carrying of the cross of daily duties, mutual work, cooperation, understanding and consent.
Spousal love that extends to children warms them. Children are the greatest joy, the greatest happiness for parents, for the whole family! And so, With words of congratulation, the eldest daughter NATASHA and her family are addressing you!

Leading: Dear friends, for such sincere words from my daughter’s lips, I suggest raising glasses and draining them to the bottom.

Well, now the floor is given to the sons of JURE and WIFE!

The game "Do you know the birthday girl well?"

Leading: Friends, well, first I’ll ask the men to fill their glasses, we don’t forget not only ourselves ... and ask you such a question, “DO YOU KNOW THE BIRTHDAY?”, I clarified everything before the feast, so I won’t be able to deceive me. She probably knows you all well, because she has gathered the closest and closest friends, well, the question is different ... and so, let me ask you questions, and you, in turn, will answer them together.

So, in __________ year a girl was born, who was named ________________________ ,. Who knows...

1) - Favorite food? _________________________________

2) - Favorite color? __________________________________

3) - Her favorite hobby, hobby? __________________________

4) - Does the birthday girl love milk? _______________________________

5) - Does the birthday girl love fruit drinks with currant jam? _____________________

6) - What kind of television program does he like to watch? ________________________

7) - And the shoes on it today, what color? _______________

8) - What is your favorite time of the year? _________________________________

9) - Does the birthday girl love to dance until she drops? _____________________________

10) - Does our birthday girl like to drink? _______________________________

11) - And what strong drinks does the birthday girl like? _________________________

And if you think the birthday girl loves to drink, I suggest raising glasses and drinking for the birthday girl!

4. Congratulations from your sister and brother.

Leading: And while you are drinking, I’ll tell you what the name Galina means. Translated from Greek: calm, serenity, silence. The qualities inherent in her name are simplicity, beauty and brightness ... (well, etc., which is characteristic of the name) Independent and hardworking, diplomatic, kind, flirtatious, Galina takes great care of her family, ideal mother and wife. Pay attention how much good qualities incorporated this beautiful name. And now I want to provide an opportunity to congratulate the birthday girl on people who know her from birth, remember the secrets of children's leprosy and funny stories of youth, the word is given to brother GENNADY and his family, and sister TATIANA and her family!
(Congratulations in turn brother and sister)

SCENE OF DOCTORS (Natasha, Seryozha and ...

3 doctors appear in white coats, with an enema, with a heating pad, a large thermometer drawn on cardboard.

They read out a beautifully designed diploma, and at the same time makes certain manipulations (measurements).

For example, ".. echo, throat, nose, liver ..." with a stethoscope is applied to the called places. A thermometer, they put it under the arm, you can insert a whistle in the enema for laughter, and periodically peep it.

We, a team of anniversary medical workers - “Clinic №7”, during the "___" years, have been monitoring life activities, respected JUBILEAR!
As a result, we approved new standard life activity received at state registration number "No. ______" dated "_____" ________ 20__ by _____ ___________ 20__ Under the name "ANNIVERSARY"

On the basis of which our hero of the day was issued a certificate for examination by a team of medical workers, who subsequently reached a verdict after the consultation.

The whole consultation of doctors,
What came to this holiday
Anniversary examined
And, of course, stunned!

Ear, throat, nose, liver,
Heart, kidney, spleen,
Appreciated and brains
On the subject of blues, longing.
Taking the meander depth
And intestinal length,
After calculating the metabolism,
The width of the holes of all
The conclusion was as follows:
ANNIVERSARY - YOUNG!

The cardiogram says: the heart beats without a flaw.

According to a blood test - suitable for fiery love,

and like a glass of urine - it does not hit the head.

And the dimensions of all latitudes, all depths and all lengths of legs

meets world, republican standards.

Yes, and in the lower floor during the inspection, everything is in order, only smeared heels.

Well, yes it’s not a problem - they always ran a lot.

And the hero’s tongue is not worn out!

Normally, the brain, digestion, is not naughty yet pressure,

and can physically work up a sweat.

Can do sports - we can’t keep up with her!

He warms with a kind word, everything can, everything knows how:

wash, wash, cook, plant in the garden,

by the way, come to work regularly!

In general, this instance
Vigorous, healthy, not at all old.
We conclude:
Does not need treatment!
Is it just to rest
May wave at sea.
Draft lakes
To Siberian Sands.
Or of course in Ivanka,
On the lawn, under the bushes!

So that on the 100th anniversary, I wouldn’t have been sweeter!

It’s better to change men.

Congratulations from Babok
(It turns out first 2 and I grandmother.)

Grandma 2: Have you seen my glafira?
So that the devils took it.
With such a host program
You won’t find shame:
No concert to lead,
Do not weave bast shoes.

Fits 1 and I grandmother
Grandma 1: Stop grumbling, here I am.
They say together:
All of us did not sleep at night, we composed congratulations.

(Congratulations, you can insert any. Ours was :)
Grandma 1: Five y five, twenty five,
Nothing to doubt!
And of course you are far from evening!
Grandma 2: You're beautiful as always
Just charming!
Do not count your years
Everything will be great!
Grandma 1: Be happy in the future,
And do not try to get sick!
Live long, don't be bored
Well, do not forget us!
Grandma 2: This sunny day,
Take a gift of congratulations!
Here is a present from us -
Rustic Russian kvass.
This is only Yakubovich
He takes vodka in reserve.
Well, and you on your anniversary
Treat them friends.
(They give Pervach kvass.)
Grandma 1: You, Isolde, were afraid in vain.
Everything turned out as expected.
Grandma 2: So maybe the two of you
Will we continue the holiday?
Grandma 1: What's next for the program now?
Grandma 2: How what? Puzzles.
They will be here just right.
Grandma 1: Riddles are for children.
Grandma 2: And ours - for all viewers.
So, the first puzzle:

If husbands are awake
Strangers whisper
Female names
So she came ...
Grandma 1: Spring!
Grandma 2: Yes, no spring.
So Khan came to them,
Since the wife does not sleep.
Grandma 1: You, Isolde, do not sweat, do not make our guests laugh .....
Grandma 1: That's it! We remove riddles
And we continue the program.
The song "People in White Coats" sounds, the doctor crawls out, wanders around, wound around the hall, pestering guests with a request to pour

Grandma 2: Glafira, I just saw
An ambulance drove up to us.
Didn’t you get sick for an hour?
Grandma 1: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
God be with you!
I’m too early to retire.
Grandma 2: Hey, Isolde,
I'll ask for pills
Now for us.
Grandma 1: Here's what I tell you:
I'm leaving the stage!
Grandma 2: You go, and I have a pill
This is desperately needed,
There are so many congratulations here -
From them dizzy.
Oh!
(Faints. Another grandmother picks her up.)
Grandma 1: Good bye! Hello!
(Grandmas leave the scene.)
Here you need to insert a scene with drunk doctor Aibolit, who “mocks” the birthday boy and drinks with guests.
After the guests drank, ate, grandmothers came out again and invited the guests to a dance.
Grandma 1: Come on, Isolde, do not be shy, take the note “la” soon!
Music (backing track of ditties sounds)

Grandmothers perform ditties; words of ditties of congratulations can also be distributed to guests.

You hit me chavo
Balalaika on the shoulder?
I sing now ditties
I want a birthday boy

Happy Anniversary
We are ready again and again
Because we feed
Tender love for him.

Your anniversary, what a miracle!
He is beautiful, he is good.
That's why today
You won’t leave without gifts.

Who is closest to the bottle?
Pour the birthday girl!
Let's drink for your health
And drink to your friends!

We all went mountains
And steep berezhka.
We wish you happiness
And presents two bags.

We want inspiration
happiness and success
To be forever young
Like Edita Pieha!

Milka harnessed me
In August in the sleigh.
May it be forever mischievous
There will be your eyes.

Look at me wearing
The dress is mom's.
And you - to go in clothes
Only from Yudashkin.

Good accordion plays,
Good heel knocking!
Kiss of the hero of the day
For her gorgeous look!

How old is she?
This is not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old
Even at eighty years old!

Answer of the hero of the day to guests:

Hello dear guests,
A feast awaits you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like,
For my health

I'm on this anniversary
Already tormented to dance.
Call a passportist
To write off a dozen years!

Anniversary concerns
You are tired of me!
I'm going on maternity leave
For the next three days!

I go out to dance in a circle.
Move over, dear friend!
I wish all the guests
One hundred friends and one hundred girlfriends.

Anniversary Years
Change to rubles.
If everyone does this,
Tomorrow will buy a "Lada"!

I am a pyaterochka second
To the first is added
And from this into me
Everyone around is falling in love.

Scene on the Anniversary or Birthday “Congratulation from New Russian Grandmothers”.

(two dancers come out dancing, dressed up in new Russian grandmothers and sing a couplet on the ditty motif):

We do not sow and do not plow,
But do not sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance
We make the birthday men laugh!

Matryona (says):

Flower, and Flower! Why are you so crumpled today like a toilet roll?

Flower:

Oh, and don’t say, Matryona! I haven’t slept all night, I’ve been thinking how it is better for us to congratulate our birthday than to please him on such a day ?!

Judging by your mind, you haven’t come up with anything worthwhile!

Flower:

Well, why is this ?! What do you think I'm fit for nothing, or what ?!

Duc, your expiration date is long gone!

Flower:

You say it too! Yes, all the men still look back at me! Look, look, and our Jubilee is looking so mysteriously!

Clear business, a riddle! Why, they say, they pinned here, and even a couple ?!

Flower:

Come on, Matryona, show him the full breadth of our repertoire!

Come on Flower, sing it! You are the most vociferous among the two of us!

Flower: (sings on the motive of the song "Murka")

You and I, Matryona, were lucky with a hack:
To the hero of the day we will sing a verse!
He decorated his shoulders with a new jacket,
He has great authority! (repeat the last 2 lines)

What are you, Flower? I don’t recognize you directly, you’re sentimental! Where did you grab such a motive ?!

Flower:

Yes, inspired by ...

Listen, you should sing for the birthday man on the anniversary:

(sings, referring to the hero of the day, to the motive of the song “There is a soldier in the city”):

(repeat the last 4 lines, marching, go to the birthday person for a kiss, and then the Flower says):

Dear birthday boy, respect the old women, have a drink with us at the Brudershaft, we will remember with a kind word!

(congratulations on the Anniversary and drink with the birthday boy on the Brudershaft)

SCENE-CONGRATULATION FROM THE NEW RUSSIAN

(he is dressed in a black T-shirt, and on his chest is a thick chain, in his hands an envelope with money or for a joke - souvenir bucks)

- Lyudmila! Why are you, in kind, do we have a birthday girl by all accounts, or what?
“I wish that no one crumbled your loaf on your head!”
- I give you bucks for promotion - get rich,
- And the roof will be needed - contact me!

SCENE FOR ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY “THREE GIRLS UNDER THE SING WINDOW LATE AFTERNOON”

Three maidens by the window
Sang late in the evening!
You all ask about whom
Did they all sing together?
About a friend about his
Sang songs on the anniversary!

(three girls come out, each singing his own song for the birthday girl)

1 GIRL (you can attach a long braid to her).
(sings a song on the motive “Birch, dear friend)

Lyubasha, dear friend,
You’re my idol, my favorite!
Tell me, how can each other be without each other?
Tell me, how can each other be without each other?
We treated you! (3 lines last repeat)

Soul follow me
You put your hands on my shoulders
When I feel bad - you are with me
You, since it’s bad, I’m with you,
Now you can’t spill us with water! (3 lines last repeat)

2 FRIENDS
(sings a song on the motive “We honestly want to tell you”)

I must honestly tell you
I need such a girlfriend!
She, like the sun, friendly, sweet
And her kindness drove me crazy!

Lyuba, Lyuba, my dear friend,
After all, all around are delighted with you!
So you stay the same always
I wish you happiness for many years! (Repeat the whole verse)

3 FRIENDS (you can put on a wig and a dress of a sultry Cuban, as the song is performed on the motive of “Beysan, Beysan Mucho ...”)

No you,
No you are better
There is no more beautiful and smarter and kinder than you!
No you,
No you are cooler!
I am happy that you are called my friend!

We all love you, sweetheart,
And we adore you!
The kindest, very beautiful,
I repeat, loving!

Let you
Everything succeeds!
May all dreams and desires come true on time!
Let happiness
Will not turn away!
Joy, love cherish your home threshold!

REPEAT CHORUS

SCENE FOR ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY WORKER'S BIRTHDAY

As you know, without water
Neither here nor there!
Very often we suffer
From such nonsense.
But our birthday girl
Fix the problems
On her duty, we know
Water is not a deficit!

For this, the grateful tenants will perform a touching song for our beautiful birthday girl!
(tenants come out - a woman in curlers, a dressing gown and a basin in her hands, and a man in family shorts and with two glasses, one of which is filled with water, during the chorus he pours water from a glass into a glass)

SONG OF THANKS
(to the motive “How ships are escorted, not at all like trains”)

At our boiler room Tatyana
Which year is working,
With hot water constantly
Our house therefore lives!
The tap water in the kitchen splashes
And the water warms us
And the heart trembles joyfully
When the apartment has water!

Water, water, running water,
Water, water, water all around!

She's watching the degrees
Water pressure is always good!
To relate to work
You are unlikely to find people!
She is so funny
And the voice rang like a stream!
Charging everyone with optimism,
The glance of her eyes shines!

Water, water, running water,
Water, water, we always have!

SCENE FOR BIRTHDAY, ANNIVERSARY.

SONG D’ARTANYAN (the birthday girl’s husband is dressed in his costume):
(to the motive "I love you, life!")

- I love you, Tanya,
Which in itself is not new!
I love you, Tanya!
I love you again and again!
After a hard day
I come home from work tiredly
You feed me
Though you have worked hard!

Ah how the years fly by
Well, let not be sad, dear!
Guests will confirm everything-
You are still young as before!
In the light of every day
I am so happy that I have no peace!
Kiss me
Let everyone know what it is!

Scene for the Anniversary or Birthday of the woman "Brownie". (Domovenok is coming out - this is a participant in a scene with a shaggy beard and disheveled hair, dressed in a colorful shirt, belted with a rope and short pants with short patches. He sings a birthday song on the motif “Robin”)

I beg you, for courage
Pour me a glass of me!
I will say then at the hour of joy
Poshto came to you!

(the birthday girl pours a shot glass at home, he drinks and sings the next verse):

Do you like to clean everything in the apartment
And purity everywhere you specifically!
Trying to flush corners better
On the pope you run me unnoticed!

I beg you, be gentle
With me, from now on,
In the corner so that without fear I
Could sit until dark!

Dear birthday girl, now accept a gift from me:

(takes out a broom)

I personally steamed this broom,
To make it softer in circulation! (slams himself with a broom in different places)
And you can wave them without rules,
I declare to you on your birthday!

I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
And I wish to blossom, to blossom!
Today I promise everyone:
I will always protect your house!

Scene for the Anniversary or Birthday of the man “Chastooshka from New Russian Grandmothers”

(two men come out dressed up as new Russian grandmothers and sing couplets on the ditty motif, playing along with a children's balalaika or guitar):

Flower:

Anniversary needs a couple
A compliment to say!
So we will be in the heat of the heat
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me a word soon
The tongue is very itchy!
I'm ready now
Congratulations - just chic!

Flower:

Tie your tongue tight
I won’t give up a place!
My compliment is really needed,
I love the hero of the day!

You forgot to see at all
Why come here!
The sign of attention is very asking
Hero of the day, balda!

Flower:

You're right, I’m bastard straight
When I see Vova!
But to say “I love” shy,
He has his own family!

Drift, not drift, but still need
Be bolder to us with you!
So, together we shout together:
“Happy Anniversary, dear!”

(approach the hero of the day with kisses)

(runs skipping Childhood is a man dressed up as a little boy and singing on a motive famous song about childhood):

My childhood wait
Take your time, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's up ahead ?!

Dear birthday boy!
Best remedy
Scare away any misfortune
This, of course, in childhood
We must immediately fall!
I will tell you meaningfully:
Everything is excusable to you today!

So listen and complete all my tasks:

I know you will remember willingly
What I did in childhood
How carefree with friends
You rode on a skipping rope!

(suggest jumping on a skipping rope)

To restore you
For further strength tricks,
I suggest I drink
This super dope is cute!

(offer a glass of vodka for a birthday man)

Ball - best friend child!
Remember childhood again
Step aside
And kick your knee!

(the birthday man kicks the ball with his knee, and guests loudly count how many times he can do this so that the ball does not fall)

Yes, you masterly kick
What can I say for a long time!
We need you seriously
Very generously reward!

(as a joke they pour a glass of vodka on a birthday)

We are the whistle of acacias
In childhood, they did more than once!
Musical variations
We are waiting for you now!

(offer a birthday to play on a children's whistle or pipe)

For such numbers
We shout together “Hurray!”
And they also ask for a glass
Your kids guests!

(together they drink a toast for the happy childhood of the birthday boy)

(It turns out a man - a participant in the scene, dressed up in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands is a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday man with the words):

Dear birthday boy!
Though you look healthy
And was healthy since childhood,
But still, honey, no offense,
Take these funds as a gift!
I am a master at healing
And healer his secret
I’ll open it to everyone on my birthday,
There are no more secrets in this!

(takes out a large head of garlic from a basket and introduces the first remedy):

Dope grass, don't argue with me
Eliminate any ailment!
Eat tops and roots
To clean the guts!
Bad smell
Everyone will be thrown into a light shock,
But you eat fundamentally
Dope-grass root!

(gives the birthday boy garlic and takes out the second remedy - horseradish or a jar of mashed horseradish, which you can buy in the store, introduces the second remedy):

That there was no betrayal
And everything was friendly in the family,
Once a week this horseradish
At night you really need to eat!
He will immediately raise his tone
And take care of your chakra!
Believe me, champion
Compared to Viagra!

(gives this remedy and takes out the third - a bottle of vodka, on which you can write “Moonshine” in large form, represents it):

Sprinkle with live water
Everything must be in your apartment!
This method is not easy,
But known in the whole world!
You first inside
The body please her
And then sprinkle
All corners of their water!

Dora, Dora, Tomato,
We caught a thief in the garden -
This is a small worm
Ate a barrel at the apple!
And we have a birthday girl
Gardener, well, just a class!
She is always fine
Fruits, vegetables and beds!
That's why the issue
Worm call for interrogation:
Let him explain to the guests
Your excellent appetite!

(a man comes out dressed up with a worm, that is, you can put a very long green hat on his head, he eagerly bites an apple, then sings a song):

GARDEN PEST SONG.
(to the motive “We are funny guys, we are guys - October”)

I, friends, are a signaling device,
From nitrates indicator!
If the apple I eat
So you can eat everything!

I respect plum with a pear,
I just love cherries!
Do not scold me in vain
I am more useful than aphids!

Dear birthday girl!
Let me be in your garden
I will find a job for myself!
I am a pest, but not harmful!
And this vitriol is copper
I give you in reserve
From aphids so that he saved the harvest!

Dear birthday girl!
On a visit came to us alone
Unusual citizen!
He's a little weird in appearance
He wants to say “thank you”
And for what - now we find out.
The guest! We invite you!

(a man comes out with very large ears made of cardboard, foam rubber or sewn from something, he sings a birthday song):

SONG SONGS.
(to the motive of the song about Cheburashka “I was once a strange toy anonymous ...”)

I was once weird
I ate porridge of manna,
Therefore, I have grown such ears!
About fashion diets
I learned from the newspaper
And immediately, foolishly, he immediately applied!

But somehow on Sunday
Me for birthday
Larisa invited and I decided to go,
From delicious treats
Have a nice experience
I couldn’t move away for a long, long time!

I spat on a diet
I bought myself a candy!
Thank you, Larisa, I want to tell you
For inviting me
And deliciously fed
After all, the ears became cool again!

(removes big ears and says a toast):

To fix my result,
I ask everyone to pour it now!

(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, and a rug under his arm. Clasping his palms in the east, he bowes to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, dearest of the birthday girls!” Then he addresses the guests: “Hello, honorable guests! ”He spreads the rug, sits on it, eastern legs bent, and then says birthday):

HOTTABYCH:

Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your secret desires! But let me first, my wisest one, ask you some wise questions!

(birthday girl permits)

HOTTABYCH:

Oh my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she does?
(the correct answer is the name)

Oh my wise! And my third question: from what cloth can not sew a costume for the birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)

Listen and delve into! (pulls out the first hair)
Fulfill all the wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out the second hair)
So be it, not otherwise! (pulls out the third hair)

(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an eastern bow and tells them):

HOTTABYCH:

Oh, honorable guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I ask, for everything that’s ready for me, to pull out each of your tickets!

(Hottabych takes a bag of numbers from his pocket and the guests pull them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):

GUESTS FOR GUESTS:

Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink vodka soon!

Drink a glass of wine
For a ruddy face!

Treat the neighbor to the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!

You, my friend, have the right
Smack a friend on the cheek on the right!

Tell me a compliment now
Birthday girl from us!

To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!

Good guests today
Drop your shyness,
Tell a joke
It expects people from you!

It will be fun with us
If you get up now
In the pose of swallows, my friend,
Toast telling us a little!

Our birthday girl
A sight for sore eyes, just a class!
Come to her, hug
And guests all smile!

Kiss the birthday girl
Just don’t spoil it very much!

Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing with your back
Forget at least for a while
About your favorite chondrosis!

Describe the circle with your right foot
A tummy tapping with his left hand
At the same time you try to drink a glass,
In this case, not a drop should be spilled!

Use modern jargon now
A birthday girl confessing love
My order is the strictest law
You say, do not be shy!

(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):

HOTTABYCH:

Oh master of my thoughts! I am leaving you before your next birthday!

(bows to everyone in the east and leaves).

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