Drawings and jokes on April 1 riddles. Scenarios for celebrating the first of April. Joke win-win lottery

April 1 is an amazing holiday - a day of humor, a day of laughter, a fool's day, a day that is not in any calendar of significant dates. Somewhere it is called April Fool's Day, somewhere - April Fool's Day, but everywhere they look forward to having fun, playing funny jokes and pranks on April 1, organizing funny games and contests, singing ditties about April 1 and making funny riddles . And we will help you with this.

The holiday is in the spring.
"I know, wait!
I do not believe anybody..
..(First of April)».

Yesterday was wet weather.
What, today boiled ?
- It's standing water.
Where is recumbent ?
- Those are armpits.
Where is subcats ?

Guess the riddles
Loudly, clearly in the morning,
Crowed ... kangaroo (rooster).
In the morning, in his puddle,
Loudly croaked ... nightingale (frog).
Gloomy, raising his head,
Howling with hunger ... giraffe (wolf).
Sometimes he sees a winter dream,
Shaggy, large-bodied ... elephant (bear).
Knows a lot about sweet raspberries
Clubfoot, strong ... wolf (bear).
Small and big children
Teaches to grunt ... nightingale (pig).
Let me ask you a question for the kids:
Does not like a cat-fighter ... mice (dogs).

Up and down,
On the palm tree again
Deftly jumping ... a cow (a monkey).
Likes to rush along the branches,
Light red fox (squirrel).
gait clear,
bright crown,
There is no better bird
Than ... a crow (peacock).

How does is called?
There lived a rich house in a man,
I drank bread, ate water in that house,
Shearing scissors with a sheep.
He planed a planer with a board,
Harnessed a cart to a horse,
He heated logs with a stove.
Answer: it's a lie

Not at all guilty
And they're hitting on both sides.
What's this?
(anvil)

There are three brothers -
One loves winter
The other loves summer.
And the third and winter and summer.
Name your brothers.
(cart, sleigh and horse)

Not afraid, but trembling.
(aspic)

What does Boris have in front, and what does Gleb have in the back?
(letter "b")

Name five days without naming the numbers and names of the days. (the day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow)

A grandmother was carrying a hundred eggs to the market, one (and the bottom) fell. How many eggs are left in the basket?
(none because the bottom fell)

What clock is showing exact time only twice a day?
(who stopped)

How do day and night end?
(soft sign)

One egg is boiled for 4 minutes, how many minutes does it take to boil 6 eggs? (4 minutes)

Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
(by gender)


(same)

The crow sits, and the dog sits on the tail. Could it be?
(the dog sits on its own tail)

What needs to be done so that four guys remain in one boot?
(remove one boot from each)

Forests with no game?
(in construction)

When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into a house?
(when the door is open)

Forty wolves ran, how many necks and tails do they have? (Tails do not grow near the neck)

Two birches grow. Each birch has four cones. How many cones are there?
(cones do not grow on a birch)

In what month does the talkative Masha speak the least?
(in February, it is the shortest)

What happens to a blue scarf if you put it in water for five minutes?
(get wet)

Where is the end of the world? (where the shadow begins)

Why do people walk? (on the ground)

When is a person in a room without a head? (when sticking it out the window)

When are hands pronouns?
(you-we-you)

How many peas can go into one glass? (None. Peas don't walk by themselves!)

Who speaks all languages? (echo)

Which is lighter: a kilogram of cotton wool or a kilogram of iron? (same)

How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? (One - the second will no longer be on an empty stomach)

What kind of comb will not comb your head? (Petushin)

Which tree does a bird land on during a heavy downpour? ( to wet)

Which question cannot be answered in the affirmative? (Are you sleeping?)

What fabric can not be used to sew shirts? (From the railway)

Why is the dog barking? (Can't speak)

Can I bring water in a sieve? (You can - a piece of ice)

What female name consists of two letters that are repeated twice? (Anna, Alla)

What is between the window and the door? (Letter "I")

Which clock shows the correct time only twice a day? (Which are worth)

Are hands pronouns? (When they are you-we-you)

What three numbers, when added or multiplied, give the same result? (1, 2 and 3)

What disease on land does no one get sick with? (Nautical)

What needs to be done to saw off the branch on which the crow sits without disturbing it? (Wait for her to fly away)

Which flower is masculine and feminine? (Ivan da Marya)

What happens to a crow after three years? (She is in her 4th year)

What does half an apple look like? (For the second half)

When the car moves all the time with the speed of the train? (When he is on the platform of a moving train)

Seven brothers have a sister. How many sisters are there? (One)

What bird is made up of a letter and a river? ("Oriole)

What is the scariest river? (Tiger)

What belongs to you, but others use it more than you? (Name)

Three ostriches flew. The hunter killed one. How many ostriches are left? (ostriches don't fly)

What is thrown when it is needed and picked up when it is not needed? (Anchor)

The more of them, the less weight. What's this? (holes)

What mathematicians, drummers and even hunters cannot do without? (No fraction)

A man has one, a crow has two, a bear has none. What's this? (letter "o")

My father's son, not my brother. Who is it? (I myself)

Which fields do not grow grass? (On the brim of the hat.)

When a horse is bought, what is it like?
(wet)

What ribbon cannot be woven into a pigtail? (machine gun)

Which knot cannot be untied? (Railway)

What dishes can not eat anything? (From empty)

Which car wheel does not rotate while driving? (Spare)

How to write the word "mousetrap" with five letters? (cat)

What horse doesn't eat oats? (Chess)

April 1 is an amazing holiday - a day of humor, a day of laughter, a fool's day, a day that is not in any calendar of significant dates. Somewhere it is called April Fool's Day, somewhere - April Fool's Day, but everywhere they look forward to having fun, playing funny jokes and pranks on April 1, organizing funny games and contests, singing ditties about April 1 and making funny riddles . And we will help you with this.

The holiday is in the spring.
"I know, wait!
I do not believe anybody..
..(First of April)».

Yesterday was wet weather.
What, today boiled ?
- It's standing water.
Where is recumbent ?
- Those are armpits.
Where is subcats ?

Guess the riddles
Loudly, clearly in the morning,
Crowed ... kangaroo (rooster).
In the morning, in his puddle,
Loudly croaked ... nightingale (frog).
Gloomy, raising his head,
Howling with hunger ... giraffe (wolf).
Sometimes he sees a winter dream,
Shaggy, large-bodied ... elephant (bear).
Knows a lot about sweet raspberries
Clubfoot, strong ... wolf (bear).
Small and big children
Teaches to grunt ... nightingale (pig).
Let me ask you a question for the kids:
Does not like a cat-fighter ... mice (dogs).

Up and down,
On the palm tree again
Deftly jumping ... a cow (a monkey).
Likes to rush along the branches,
Light red fox (squirrel).
gait clear,
bright crown,
There is no better bird
Than ... a crow (peacock).

How does is called?
There lived a rich house in a man,
I drank bread, ate water in that house,
Shearing scissors with a sheep.
He planed a planer with a board,
Harnessed a cart to a horse,
He heated logs with a stove.
Answer: it's a lie

Not at all guilty
And they're hitting on both sides.
What's this?
(anvil)

There are three brothers -
One loves winter
The other loves summer.
And the third and winter and summer.
Name your brothers.
(cart, sleigh and horse)

Not afraid, but trembling.
(aspic)

What does Boris have in front, and what does Gleb have in the back?
(letter "b")

Name five days without naming the numbers and names of the days. (the day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow)

A grandmother was carrying a hundred eggs to the market, one (and the bottom) fell. How many eggs are left in the basket?
(none because the bottom fell)

Which clock shows the exact time only twice a day?
(who stopped)

How do day and night end?
(soft sign)

One egg is boiled for 4 minutes, how many minutes does it take to boil 6 eggs? (4 minutes)

Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
(by gender)


(same)

The crow sits, and the dog sits on the tail. Could it be?
(the dog sits on its own tail)

What needs to be done so that four guys remain in one boot?
(remove one boot from each)

Forests with no game?
(in construction)

When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into a house?
(when the door is open)

Forty wolves ran, how many necks and tails do they have? (Tails do not grow near the neck)

Two birches grow. Each birch has four cones. How many cones are there?
(cones do not grow on a birch)

In what month does the talkative Masha speak the least?
(in February, it is the shortest)

What happens to a blue scarf if you put it in water for five minutes?
(get wet)

Where is the end of the world? (where the shadow begins)

Why do people walk? (on the ground)

When is a person in a room without a head? (when sticking it out the window)

When are hands pronouns?
(you-we-you)

How many peas can go into one glass? (None. Peas don't walk by themselves!)

Who speaks all languages? (echo)

Which is lighter: a kilogram of cotton wool or a kilogram of iron? (same)

How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? (One - the second will no longer be on an empty stomach)

What kind of comb will not comb your head? (Petushin)

Which tree does a bird land on during a heavy downpour? ( to wet)

Which question cannot be answered in the affirmative? (Are you sleeping?)

What fabric can not be used to sew shirts? (From the railway)

Why is the dog barking? (Can't speak)

Can I bring water in a sieve? (You can - a piece of ice)

What female name consists of two letters that are repeated twice? (Anna, Alla)

What is between the window and the door? (Letter "I")

Which clock shows the correct time only twice a day? (Which are worth)

Are hands pronouns? (When they are you-we-you)

What three numbers, when added or multiplied, give the same result? (1, 2 and 3)

What disease on land does no one get sick with? (Nautical)

What needs to be done to saw off the branch on which the crow sits without disturbing it? (Wait for her to fly away)

Which flower is masculine and feminine? (Ivan da Marya)

What happens to a crow after three years? (She is in her 4th year)

What does half an apple look like? (For the second half)

When the car moves all the time with the speed of the train? (When he is on the platform of a moving train)

Seven brothers have a sister. How many sisters are there? (One)

What bird is made up of a letter and a river? ("Oriole)

What is the scariest river? (Tiger)

What belongs to you, but others use it more than you? (Name)

Three ostriches flew. The hunter killed one. How many ostriches are left? (ostriches don't fly)

What is thrown when it is needed and picked up when it is not needed? (Anchor)

The more of them, the less weight. What's this? (holes)

What mathematicians, drummers and even hunters cannot do without? (No fraction)

A man has one, a crow has two, a bear has none. What's this? (letter "o")

My father's son, not my brother. Who is it? (I myself)

Which fields do not grow grass? (On the brim of the hat.)

When a horse is bought, what is it like?
(wet)

What ribbon cannot be woven into a pigtail? (machine gun)

Which knot cannot be untied? (Railway)

What dishes can not eat anything? (From empty)

Which car wheel does not rotate while driving? (Spare)

How to write the word "mousetrap" with five letters? (cat)

What horse doesn't eat oats? (Chess)

FANTA GAME ASK-ANSWER

For this game, you need to prepare cards with options for questions and answers in advance. The number of participants is not limited, you can play with two or three people. However, it is much more fun when there are a lot of players. Cards with questions are put in one box, and with answers in another. The facilitator takes cards with questions and answers one by one from the boxes and distributes them to the participants, who must voice them.

Questions:

Do you have a sense of proportion?
- Do you like to read other people's letters?
- Are you often lazy?

Are you afraid of the policeman?
- Do you have a sense of humor?
- How often do you lie?

What would you say if you and I were alone?
- Do you have the ability to dance?
- How often do you find yourself in an interesting position?

Do you have problems with your personal life?
- Do you respect men?
- Could you jump from the 9th floor window?

Could you fall in love at first sight?
- Do you want something?
- Could you swim across the English Channel?

Are you good at writing?
- Do you like gifts?
- Do you paint your lips and eyes?

How often do you do makeup?
- Do you make mistakes in your life?
- Do you like delicious food?

Are you talking to yourself?

Are you kind?
- Would you agree to change gender?

Would you agree to change your appearance?
- Tell me, are you ready for anything?
- How do you feel about striptease?

Do you know how to relax in an original way?

Do you like receiving gifts?

Do you like to dream in the moonlight?

Do you get into extreme situations?

Do you love me?

Are you temperamental?

Do you drive a car?

Is your heart free?

How often do you wash?

Do you love the opposite sex?

Do petty scams torment your conscience?

Are you able to control yourself?

Do you like listening to music?

Do you like to meddle in other people's affairs?

Can you impress strangers?

Answers:

I am the best specialist in this business.
- No problem.
- This is the main goal of my life.
- Easily.
- I need it on Saturdays.
- I'm doing it well.
- I just can't stand it.
- Only on even days.
- Only if no one sees.
- Only 3 days a month.
- Only on pay day.
- On Mondays.
- This is my hobby.
- That's all I do.
- Only in the mornings and with a hangover.
- This is my favorite pastime.
- Usually in the morning.
Most often after midnight.
- Especially in the boss's office.
- Only when I'm tipsy.
“Even the thought of it drives me into ecstasy.
- Mostly by phone.
- I love, but at someone else's expense.
- Only in the bath.
- Only for a decent fee.
- Mostly in public places.
“I will never turn down an opportunity like this.
- Yes, when I take off my shoes.
Yes, but very rarely.
- I'm much more interested in other problems.
- No, I have a problem with that.
- Yes, if necessary.
- My modesty does not allow me to answer.
- In our time it is not a sin.
- In no case.
- This often happens to me at a party.
- Only if you ask nicely.
- Well, this is a luxury.
- In daylight, not particularly, but in the dark - with pleasure.
- Anything happens.
- This is a job for the crazy.

GAME IN ORDER

At least 6-8 people are required to participate in the game. Everyone who wants to stand in a row. The leader informs the rules and the goal of the game, according to which he must go around the entire formation from behind and lightly (so that others cannot hear) slap everyone on the back with his palm or a newspaper rolled up into a tube. The number of slaps will indicate the serial number of the participant in the ranks. Then the facilitator gives the signal to build, and all participants must act in complete silence. For reliability, you can even tie everyone's mouths with handkerchiefs or scarves. The joke of this contest is that the presenter spanks the participants not in the expected order, but as far as fantasy allows - 3 times 2, never 1, 2 times 3, etc. As a result, there is a funny hustle and bustle of the participants pushing and making inarticulate sounds. If you capture all this on a video camera, you get a wonderful story.

DRAW REPEATE THE PHRASE

Any number of people can take part in the game. The host makes a statement that he knows 3 magic phrases that no one can repeat after him. Naturally, there will be those who want to argue with him. The host makes a playful bet and in a "theatrical" voice pronounces a short phrase like "summer will be snowy", "ostriches fly south in autumn", etc. Participants tend to repeat these phrases without hesitation. The facilitator pretends to be embarrassed, and then, after the participants utter the next phrase, triumphantly proclaims "Unfortunately, you are wrong!" There are questions, indignation, disputes. At this time, the host announces that the phrase "Sorry, you're wrong!" and was the third phrase to be repeated.

Riddles and jokes for April 1

When everyone is a little tired of active contests and games, sitting right at the table, you can hold a contest of funny riddles designed for the attentiveness of the participants.

SALT AND HAY.

QUESTION: one horse was pulling a cart with 3 bags, each of which contained 20 kg of salt, and the other - a cart with 3 bags, each of which contained 20 kg of hay. Which horse has the heaviest load?
ANSWER: Both horses carried the same load.

TREES IN THE GARDEN.

QUESTION: in the garden in early February, 2 apricots first bloomed, followed by 4 apple trees, then 5 cherries, after which 6 plums and 3 pears gave color. How many trees bloomed in the garden?
ANSWER: these trees do not bloom in February.

3 FOX.

QUESTION: 3 fox cubs were walking along the path in the forest. One trailed behind everyone, the other ran ahead of the two, and the third walked between the two. How were the foxes?
ANSWER: the foxes followed each other.

MICE AND BRUSHES.

QUESTION: 8 mice climbed into the pantry and ate almost the entire bag of crackers. The owner heard the noise and let the cat into the pantry. The mousetrap cat immediately grabbed and ate two mice. How many mice ate the crackers?

ANSWER: not a single one, the surviving mice immediately fled, not waiting for the cat to catch and eat them.

PROBABILITY OF RAIN
QUESTION: if it rains at 02-00 at night, is it likely that there will be sunny weather in 22 hours?
ANSWER: no, in 22 hours another midnight will come, so there will be no sun.

CUPS WITH RASPBERRY
QUESTION: There were 5 cups of raspberries on the table. Natasha ate raspberries from one cup and put them on the table. How many cups are left on the table?
ANSWER: 5 cups.

COINS
QUESTION: there are two metal coins in the wallet, the total amount of which is 6 rubles. One of them is not 1 ruble. What are these coins?
ANSWER: coins in denominations of 1 ruble and 5 rubles.

SATELLITE

QUESTION: A satellite serving a cellular telephone system makes one complete revolution around the Earth in 1 hour 40 minutes, and the next - in 100 minutes. How is this possible?

ANSWER: 100 minutes is 1 hour 40 minutes.

THE WEIGHT
QUESTION: under what situation will an elephant and a mouse weigh the same?
ANSWER: if the scales are broken.

THE LARGE FAMILY
QUESTION: Each of the 5 sisters has 2 brothers. How many children are there in this large family?
ANSWER: 7 children.

ELEVATOR BUTTON

QUESTION: There is an elevator in the 14-storey building. Only 2 people live on the ground floor, from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this house is used more often than others?

ANSWER: regardless of the number of residents and their distribution by floor, this is button "1".

HOW MUCH DOES A COCK WEIGH
QUESTION: when a rooster stands on one leg, its weight is 2.5 kg. What will be its weight if it stands on both legs?
ANSWER: exactly the same - 2.5 kg.

WOMAN IN THE AIR
QUESTION: What was the name of the woman who was the first to take to the night sky in a heavier-than-air craft?
ANSWER: Baba Yaga.

TEA WITH SUGAR
QUESTION: With what hand do the British prefer to stir sugar in a cup of tea?
ANSWER: The English, like all other civilized people, prefer to stir sugar in a cup of tea with a spoon.

ABOUT BIRDS
QUESTION: Can a chicken call itself a bird?
ANSWER: No, she can't talk.

CAPITAL INCREASE
QUESTION: What is the easiest way to double your capital?
ANSWER: look at him in the mirror.

TRAVELER
QUESTION: what travels the world, always staying in one corner?
ANSWER: brand.

WHAT IT IS?
QUESTION: long, green, full of hares?
ANSWER: train.

CAT CLASSES
QUESTION: what does a cat do when it is not lying or sitting?
ANSWER: worth it.

FOCUS WITH A CAN

QUESTION: what is it - hard and soft is inserted and the balls dangle nearby?

ANSWER: earrings.

BLUE GOLD

QUESTION: What is blue gold?

ANSWER: wife after drinking.

TOTAL TORQUE

QUESTION: what unites burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman?

ANSWER: did not have time to pull out ...

WHO DID IT?

QUESTION: Baba Yaga, Koschey the Immortal, Pinocchio, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a policeman rode in the compartment. Having nothing to do, they decided to play cards for money, which they laid out on the table in the bank. As the train passed through the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who took the money?

ANSWER: of course, a policeman, because the rest simply do not exist in nature.

FUN ACTIVITY

QUESTION: Tens of millions of people around the globe do this every night all over the world. What is this exciting activity?

ANSWER: search for everything in the world on the Internet.

WHO IT?

QUESTION: with onions, eggs, but not a pie.

ANSWER: Robin Hood.

  1. When a horse is bought, what is it like?
    (wet)
  2. The stupid one says "no" and the smart one says "yes". Did you get the gist of the joke?
  3. What is the correct spelling: membranous drum or periponic drum?
  4. Six + six is ​​Eleven or Eleven?
  5. Which car wheel does not rotate while driving?
    (Spare)
  6. What mathematicians, drummers and even hunters cannot do without?
    (No fraction)
  7. Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
    (by gender)
  8. What needs to be done so that four guys remain in one boot?
    (remove one boot from each)
  9. When is a person in a room without a head?
    (when sticking it out the window)
  10. How do day and night end?
    (soft sign)
  11. What does Boris have in front, and what does Gleb have in the back?
    (letter "b")
  12. Which is lighter: a kilogram of cotton wool or a kilogram of iron?
    (same)
  13. What fabric can not be used to sew shirts?
    (From the railway)
  14. A grandmother was carrying a hundred eggs to the market, one (and the bottom) fell. How many eggs are left in the basket?
    (none because the bottom fell)
  15. Which clock shows the exact time only twice a day?
    (who stopped)
  16. What female name consists of two letters that are repeated twice?
    (Anna, Alla)
  17. What three numbers, when added or multiplied, give the same result?
    (1, 2 and 3)
  18. When are hands pronouns?
    (You-we-you)
  19. What belongs to you, but others use it more than you?
    (Name)
  20. When the car moves all the time with the speed of the train?
    (When he is on the platform of a moving train)
  21. When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into a house?
    (when the door is open)
  22. There are four hollows on four birches, four branches on each hollow, and four apples on each branch. How many apples are there?
    (apples do not grow on a birch)
  23. Forty wolves ran, how many necks and tails do they have?
    (Tails do not grow near the neck)
  24. Forests with no game?
    (In construction)
  25. What happens to a blue scarf if you put it in water for five minutes?
    (get wet)
  26. In what month does the talkative Masha speak the least?
    (in February, it is the shortest)
  27. The crow sits, and the dog sits on the tail. Could it be?
    (the dog sits on its own tail)
  28. One egg is boiled for 4 minutes, how many minutes does it take to boil 6 eggs?
    (4 minutes)
  29. Which flower is masculine and feminine?
    (Ivan da Marya)
  30. How to write the word "mousetrap" with five letters?
    (cat)
  31. A man has one, a crow has two, a bear has none. What's this?
    (letter "o")
  32. A flock of birds flew to the grove. They sat down two by two on a tree - one remained; sat down one at a time - one did not get. How many trees are there in a grove, and how many birds are in a flock?
    (three trees, four birds)
  33. A woman went to Moscow, three old men met her, each old man had a sack, and in each sack a cat. How many went to Moscow?
    (one woman)
  34. Name five days without naming the numbers and names of the days.
    (The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow)
  35. Two birches grow. Each birch has four cones. How many cones are there?
    (cones do not grow on a birch)

Goals: cheer up the participants of the quiz.

Tasks:

  • talk about the importance of laughter in our lives;
  • develop imagination, sense of humor, resourcefulness, ingenuity;
  • foster a sense of mutual assistance, team spirit.

WITH US LAUGHTER

We live the best

Because with us - Laughter!

We never part with him.

Wherever we are, we laugh!

If the path to school lies -

Laughter runs next to us.

Our friend is with us everywhere.

Laughter-Smesinka! Laughter-Laughter!

Young, perky laughter!

Laughing isn't a sin, is it?

Hello, Dear friends! As you already understood, today's quiz is dedicated to April Fool's Day, the day of humor on April 1st. "Those who know how to laugh live longer" - so says folk wisdom. And you can't argue with that.

But the front-line writer, Alexander Tvardovsky, who raised the spirit of the Russian army, said this about this:

“You can live without food for a day,

You can do more, but sometimes...

Can't live without a joke

Jokes of the most humorous…”

The old adage that “laughter is the best medicine” is clearly justified. Laughter is not just good for health: it prevents the occurrence of diseases, strengthens the body's immunity and even prolongs life, especially when it comes to the heart. The American scientist Miller even gives practical advice: include obligatory laughter in your “daily diet” along with physical exercises.

Did you know that the effect of laughter on the body is similar not only to exercise, but even to food intake:

1 minute of laughter replaces 1 bucket of cutlets, so you will never be hungry if you want;

1 minute of laughter replaces 1 glass or 200 grams of sour cream;

1 minute of laughter replaces 10 minutes of intense gymnastics;

And in general, 1 minute of laughter prolongs your life by as much as 15 minutes.

Laugh more and you will live forever!

Happy Laughter Day, jokes and mischievous pranks! Kind, cheerful laughter is a wonderful vitamin for everyone, the most powerful and priceless elixir of life. Let's laugh today, let's compete, let's cheer each other up!

Stage 1. Command presentation.

To participate in the quiz, I propose to organize two teams: "Veselushek" and "Laughing"! (By right hand from the leader the team "Veselushki", and on the left - "Laughing"). And today you will be judged by a strict but fair jury in the person of Vasilchuk N.I. and Lopatina E.V., - our methodologists.

But first, I suggest you watch a short presentation, which, no doubt, will cheer you all up!

Stage 2. Quiz "April Day".

So, now you are invited to take part in the comic quiz "April Day", which consists of 35 questions. Teams will take turns answering questions, and the jury will sum up the points. If a team gave an incorrect answer, the right to answer passes to the next team. So, now we will find out who is the smartest among us. The fastest and smartest! Attention questions. (Presentation of the comic quiz "April Fool's Day").

1. What kind of comb will not comb your head? Answer: cock.

2. Which hand is best for stirring tea? Answer: tea is better to stir with a spoon.

3. What do we eat for? Answer: at the table.

4. What won't fit in the biggest pot? Answer: its cover.

5. What word starts with three letters "r" and ends with three letters "i"? Answer: trigonometry.

6. What is the scariest river? Answer: Tiger.

7. Who has a hat without a head and a leg without a boot? Answer: mushroom.

8. What notes can measure space? Answer: mi-la-mi.

9. What can be cooked but not eaten? Answer: lessons.

10. How does day and night end? Answer: soft sign.

11. Can an ostrich call itself a bird? Answer: No, the ostrich cannot speak.

12. An ancient hero who has survived to our times in the form of porridge. Answer: Hercules.

13. What kind of fabric cannot be used to sew a shirt? Answer: from the railway.

14. How many months in a year have 28 days? Answer: everything.

15. You, yes I, yes we are with you. Are there many of them? Answer: two.

16. Without legs and without wings, it flies quickly, you can’t catch up. Answer: time.

17. Where are cities without houses, rivers without water, forests without trees. Answer: on the map.

19. Now a pancake, then half a pancake; this side and that side. Answer: the moon.

20. Why does a goose swim? Answer: from the coast.

21. What horse does not eat oats? Answer: chess, sports.

22. Which word always sounds wrong?

Answer: The word is "false".

23. Mary's father has 5 daughters: Chacha, Chichi, Chocho, Cheche. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Answer: Mary.

24. Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep? Answer: by gender.

25. What gets bigger when put upside down? Answer: number 6.

 

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