Children's Soviet riddles from Murzilka. Found riddles from Soviet-era Murzilka. Two anecdotes on the topic

1.To stroke the front, you need to lick the back.

2. A circle of hair, a sausage in the middle.

3. What young man is dripping from the end in the morning.

4. From above it is black inside it is red, as you put it in it is so beautiful.

5. Hair on hair, body on body and the dark business begins.

6. Now cold - then hot, then hanging - then standing.

7. There - here - back, you and I are pleased.

8. What are you looking at me? Undress me yours!

9. Dangling between the legs on X is called.

10. The hairy head goes over the cheek deftly.

11. We - the guys are daring climb into the gaps in the genitals!

12. Lying on his back - no one needs. Lean against the wall - it will come in handy.

13. Small, white, with a tail, drinks blood. Pull the rope - heavenly pleasure.

14. In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure.

15. You remember it a little, it will become hard like a potato.

16. I will take it in my hands, I will squeeze it tightly - It will become elastic And hard as a turnip.

17. The red head deftly climbs into the hole.

18. Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has.

19. If it weren’t for grandmother’s shaggy women, grandfather’s beaters would freeze.

20. Higher than the knee, lower than the navel - what do they put what is their name?

21. Above the knee, below the navel, a hole such that a hand will fit.

22. Not horseradish, not a carrot - a red head.

23. Without arms, without legs - a lope for a woman.

24. Long, red, in appearance - not dangerous. A man wants to - he will jump up, but a woman will wait.

SOLUTIONS

1. Postage stamp

2.Corn

3. Faucet, Kettle, Icicle

7.Swing, toothbrush

8. Bed

9.Hlyastik, Trunk, Tail

12. Staircase

13. Tampax

18. Zest

19. Mittens

22. Pioneer in cap

There is a legend that in the region of the 80s, very ambiguous riddles were published in the Murzilka magazine, which was published for primary school age. Either this "secret sex educational program" was a sophisticated author's revenge on puritanical censorship in the USSR in general and editors in particular, or it was just entertainment. Or maybe even an unconscious Freudian projection of sexual complexes into creativity. Riddles, however, are in circulation to this day: who has not heard the famous “back and forth, it’s nice for you and me” or “which young man is dripping from the end in the morning”?

Puzzles

If for some wild reason you don’t know the answers, you can try to guess. The answers are nearby, you need to select with the mouse.

To stroke the front, you need to lick the back. (Postage Stamp)

What fellow always drips from the end? (Teapot, samovar, water tap)

Around the hair, in the middle of the sausage. (Corn)

From above it is black inside it is red, as you put it in it is so beautiful. (galoshes)

Hair on hair, body on body and the dark business begins. (Eyelids)

Back and forth, you and I are pleased. (Swing)

What are you looking at me? Undress me yours! (Bed)

The hairy head goes over the cheek deftly. (Toothbrush)

We, the daring guys, climb into the crevices of the genitals! (Cockroaches)

Lies on the back - no one needs. Lean against the wall - it will come in handy. (Stairs)

In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure. (Movie)

Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has. (highlight)

You remember it a little, it will become hard like a potato. (Snowball)

I will take it in my hands, I will squeeze it tightly - It will become elastic and hard, like a turnip. (Snowball)

The red head climbs into the hole deftly. (Woodpecker)

If it weren’t for grandmother’s shaggy little ones, grandfather’s beaters would freeze. (Mittens)

Not horseradish, not a carrot - a red head. (Pioneer)

Behind approached, stuck and went. (Slippers)

I take it with both hands, I put it between my legs, I make movements, I get pleasure. (Bike)

True or fake?

In Runet, these riddles are widely replicated, and almost everywhere in the comments there are disputes on the topic “was or was not.” There are people who "personally saw and personally read", they are opposed by others who "20 years ago loved the magazine and did not miss a single issue, but this did not happen, and, in fact, it could not have happened."

Of course, it is impossible to say exactly, but, most likely, a fake. There are not so few surviving Murzilka files, and the “riddles”, if they really existed, would probably have been dragged out into the light of day long ago. By the way, the same archives for the period of interest to us, you can see what kind of riddles were in use. Well, the control over the materials was then iron, ideologically verified - especially for children.

And if you can still hardly believe in “you remember him a little, it will become hard like a potato”, then “every woman has a small, black, wrinkled one” in children's magazine absolutely unimaginable because of the childishness of even an innocent meaning.

The origin of the riddles, most likely, is explained by the usual children's courtyard folklore. Moreover, there is actually a lot of this kind of "creativity".

Continuation

These "riddles" do not even pretend to be "murzilny", although the mistake is absolutely the same. The answers are also nearby, in white type, the mouse will help.

Now cold - then hot, then hanging - then standing. It consists of three letters, in the middle "U" stands. (Shower)

A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on "E". (Eat blackberries)

When he works, he stands, When he finishes, he bows, It consists of three letters, On "x" ... it begins. (Chorus)

As it rises, it will reach the sky. (Rainbow)

How good it is for you and me when you lie on your back ... (Hedgehog with an apple)

Without arms, without legs, but climbs out of shorts. (Mike)

From a shaggy cannon, Petya threw a pebble. Guess, children, what Petya threw to Masha. (Dandelion)

Hangs out during the day, but sticks out at night. (Swing door hook)

Baba substitutes a hole - grandfather fills the tip. They groan and sleep all night. (Slip door hook and eyelet)

Dangling between the legs, called "x". (Tail)

Inserted dry, removed wet, made up of three letters, ends with “y”. (Tea)

Schwarzenegger has a long one, Jackie Chan has a short one, Madonna doesn't have it at all, and the Pope has not used it for a long time. (Surname)

Above the knee, below the navel, a hole large enough to fit a hand in. (Pocket)

They take it with two fingers, insert it into a hole with hair. There goes dry and strong, from there wet and powerless. (Snuff)

Go to the garden to pull the shaggy. If you are cool and weak, you can’t cope with a woman. (Cleaning turnips)

Wipe it with your hands, hug it with your lips, put it in her hole, pretend, and she will scream! (horn)

Long, red, not dangerous in appearance, the man wants to jump up, but the woman will wait. (Tram)

You sweat for half an hour - you get crazy for five minutes. (Sledding downhill)

Red head, under it - a beard, gets up early in the morning, does not let Masha sleep! (Cockerel)

Red, smelly, shaking between the legs. (Motorbike)

Without arms, without legs, on a woman lope. (Yoke)

What does the boy and the girl have in the same place? A boy has three letters, a girl has five? Hint: the boy has the letter U in the middle of the word, the girl’s word ends with A. (Chub and Bang)

The thicker and longer - the sweeter the girl! (Scythe)

A hard one is inserted into a soft one, and the balls dangle nearby? (Earrings.)

Two anecdotes on the topic

The Rabotnitsa magazine held a competition. Three questions had to be answered. The main prize was given to a 12-year-old boy Petenka. A 70-year-old pensioner writes to the magazine: “So they say and so, I have known women since I was 15! Answered all questions. And you are giving the prize to some milk-drinker.” Answer of the Rabotnitsa magazine: “Dear reader! To the first question: “Where do women have the curliest hair?”, the boy Petenka answered correctly: “IN CENTRAL AFRICA!” And what did you answer? Yes, they also drew ... To the second question: “What is the most important organ in women?”, the boy Petenka answered correctly: “WORLD WOMEN'S ORGANIZATION” And what did you answer? Yes, they also drew... And, finally, to the third question: "What is every woman looking forward to every month?", the boy Petenka answered correctly: "THE NEW ISSUE OF OUR MAGAZINE"! And what did you answer?! Thank you for not drawing...

Vovochka addresses the teacher:
- Mary Ivanna, I'm too smart to sit in the first class. My sister is already in the third, but I'm smarter than her. So I want to go to third grade too!
- Well, well, let's go to the director, if he agrees, he will transfer you to the third grade.
The teacher leaves Vovochka next to the director's office, goes there herself and explains the situation to the director. He answers:
- Well, let him come in, I'm going to ask him a few questions, which he probably won't answer, so he'll have to stay in the first class.
The teacher calls Vovochka, she and the director offer him an "exam", and he agrees. Director starts:
- Tell me, Vovochka, how much will 3x3 be?
— 9.
- And how much will be 6x6?
— 36.
The headmaster has been asking him questions for an hour that only a third-grader-excellent student could handle, and Vovochka answers without hesitation each time. Seeing that the student is indeed developed beyond his years, the director gives up and agrees to transfer him to the third grade. However, the teacher intervenes:
“May I ask a few questions, too?”
The director and Vovochka agree. The teacher starts:
Why does a cow have four, I have two?
- Legs.
What do you have in your pants that I don't?
The director nervously adjusts his glasses and is about to intervene, but Vovochka immediately replies:
— Pockets.
- What does a woman have in the middle and behind, and what does a man have only behind?
(The director is already holding his breath)
- letter N.
Where do women have the curliest hair?
(The director has a grimace of horror on his face)
— In Africa, Mary Ivanna.
- And what is it: soft, but female hands make it hard?
(Director rolls his eyes furiously)
- Nail polish.
What is in the middle of women's legs?
(The director does not believe his ears)
- Lap.
- What is wider in a married woman than in an unmarried woman?
- Bed.
- What begins with "for" and is in the back of all of us?
(The director begins to break out in a cold sweat)
- The back of the head, Mary Ivanna.
— And what starts with P, ends with A, and is it given to other people to enjoy?
(Director covers his face with his hands)
— Before there were CDs, it was a record.
The director, unable to bear it any longer, interrupts the teacher:
- That's enough! I'm moving him straight to 6th grade. After all, I myself just answered all these questions incorrectly to myself !!!

To stroke the front, you need to lick the back. (Postage Stamp)
Around the hair, in the middle of the sausage. Or: grew up - grew up, got out of his pants, along the edges of the hair in the middle of the sausage. (Corn)
It's black on top, red on the inside, as you put it in - it's so beautiful. (galoshes)
Hair on hair, body on body and the dark business begins. (Eyelids)
Now cold - then hot, then hanging - then standing. It consists of three letters, in the middle "U" stands. (Shower)
There - here - back, you and I are pleased. (Swing)
What are you looking at me? Undress, I'm yours! (Bed)
The hairy head goes over the cheek deftly. (Toothbrush)
We are daring guys, we climb into the sex gaps! (Cockroaches)
Lies on the back - no one needs. Lean against the wall - it will come in handy. (Stairs)
In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure. (Movie)
You remember it a little, it will become hard, like a potato. (Snowball)
I will take it in my hands, squeeze it tightly - it will become elastic and hard, like a turnip. (Snowball)
The red head climbs into the hole deftly. (Woodpecker)
Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has. (highlight)
If it weren’t for grandma’s shaggy little ones, grandfather’s beaters would freeze. (Mittens)
Not horseradish, not a carrot - a red head. (Pioneer in cap)
Behind approached, stuck and went. (Slippers)
How good it is for you and me when you lie on your back ... (Hedgehog with an apple)
I take it with both hands, I put it between my legs, I make movements, I get pleasure ... (Bicycle)
As it rises, it will reach the sky. (Rainbow)
The cutest ghost with a motor. (Zaporozhets)
A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on "E". (Eat blackberries)
Without arms, without legs, but climbs out of shorts. (Mike)
When he works, he stands, When he finishes, he bows, It consists of three letters, On X ... begins. (Chorus)
From a shaggy cannon, Petya threw a pebble. Guess, children, what Petya threw to Masha. (Dandelion)
Hangs out during the day, but sticks out at night. (Swing door hook)
Baba substitutes a hole - grandfather fills the tip. They groan and sleep all night. (Slip door hook and eyelet)
Hanging between the legs, called "X". (Tail)
Inserted dry, removed wet, made up of three letters, ends with "Y". (Tea)
Schwarzenegger has a big one, Jackie Chan has a small one, Madonna doesn’t have it at all, and the Pope hasn’t used it for a long time ... (Last name)
Above the knee, below the navel, a hole large enough to fit a hand in. (Pocket)
They take it with two fingers, insert it into a hole with hair ... Dry and strong go there, from there - wet and powerless ... (Snuff)
What young man is dripping from the end in the morning? (Water faucet)
Go to the garden to pull the shaggy. If you are cool and weak, you can’t cope with a woman. (Cleaning turnips)
Wipe it with your hands, hug it with your lips, put it in her hole, pretend, and she will scream! (Mouthpiece and bugle)
Long, red, not dangerous in appearance, the man wants to jump up, and the woman will wait. (Tram)
You sweat for half an hour - you get bastard for five minutes. (Sledding downhill)
Red head, under it - a beard, gets up early in the morning, does not let Masha sleep! (Cockerel)
Red, smelly, shaking between the legs. (Motorbike)
Without arms, without legs, on a woman lope. (Yoke)
What does the boy and the girl have in the same place? A boy has three letters, a girl has five? Hint: the boy has the letter U in the middle of the word, the girl’s word ends with A. (Chub and Bang)
The thicker and longer - the sweeter the girl! (Scythe)

 

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