Funny jokes for children about Cinderella. Cinderella jokes Exactly at midnight, Cinderella turned into a pumpkin

An accountant reads a Cinderella story to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The girl is fascinated by history, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden carriage. Suddenly she asks:
- Dad, when a pumpkin turns into a golden carriage, is it classified as income, or as an increase in the value of property? ..

Daughter, when I told you to come home like Cinderella, I meant no later than midnight, and not in one shoe and no dress!

After the ball, Cinderella remembered only how she ate pumpkin with rats and how the drunken prince put crystal salad bowls on her feet.

Cinderella asks:
- Dear godmother, can I go to the ball again?
- So be it, my good, - the fairy answers her.
- But no alcohol, like last time. The prince should catch up with you, and not hide in the bushes from your annoying drunken harassment.

And remember, police lieutenant Cinderella, at exactly midnight you will turn into a police lieutenant.
- And the head?
- Here I, alas, am powerless, the head will remain a pumpkin.

Wife:
- I'm like Cinderella - I wash, clean, cook ... The husband answered:

If you watch the movie "Cinderella" backwards, then this film is about how a woman learns her place in life.

On the morning after the ball, Cinderella remembered only how she ate a pumpkin with rats and how the Prince put crystal salad bowls on her feet.

Cinderella, why are you crying? What happened?
- I can't go to the ball today!!!
- But why?
- Because the ball is tomorrow-ah-ah!!!

Cinderella, why are you crying?
- I can't go to the ball today!
- Why?
- Because the ball is tomorrow!

What is the most true fairy tale in the world?
- The story of Cinderella.
- Why is this?
- Because for a pair of good shoes, girls even agree to ride a pumpkin.

There is a dictation in the class. At the phrase "The Prince made Cinderella happy with a gift," Little Johnny raises his hand.
- What's the matter, Vovochka?
- Is the word "arch" masculine?

Cinderella found a jug of gold, sat on a stone and cries.
- Why are you crying?
The rich also cry.

And now listen here, for the last time I warn you, - the Fairy instructed Cinderella.
- Do not whip alcohol at the ball! It is HE who should call you to marry, and YOU should run away! Not the other way around like last time.

The daughter returns home late at night. Her mother meets her and strictly says:
- Daughter! When I told you to come home like Cinderella, I meant at midnight, not in one shoe and a tattered dress.

What do you want, Cinderella?
- To the ball, dear fairy! A pumpkin carriage, a rat coachman and crystal slippers from old galoshes?!
- Good! Here are 10 Tazepam tablets for you! Drink them with beer and everything will come true!

Two men meet and one says to the other:
- Imagine, I recently had a dream that I was Cinderella, and I was standing in the ring, and Arnold Schwarzenegger came up to me and said:
- But remember that after the 12th hit your head will turn into a pumpkin...

Watch things, Cinderella...
- Why?!
- Your coachman is a rat!

And remember, Cinderella: exactly at 12 o'clock in the morning the magic will end and you will be punched into a havchik.

Somehow the evil stepmother put Windows 98 and Windows XP in one folder, called Cinderella and said:
- TO BE IN DIFFERENT FOLDERS BY THE MORNING...

Most men want a Queen, but they can only provide Cinderella with dishwashing liquid.

Godmother, what am I going to wear to the ball?
- Here you are, Cinderella, the magical Lada Priora! But remember, exactly at midnight...or maybe earlier...in principle, at any time...in short, it will be more reliable on a pumpkin!

The girl runs around the apartment and says:
- If I lose one shoe, then I will be Cinderella, and if I lose two at once, then Ellie!

From school essays: Before Cinderella, the prince tried on many girls of the kingdom.

Cinderella, ride your carriage and meet the prince.
- I don't want to, all men are goats! Better conjure me a million!
- I'm not a witch, I'm a fairy.
- Well then fuck off.
- A fairy you so much?

Cinderella hurried to the ball. It was five minutes to eleven. Frisky horses rushed at full speed.
- But suddenly ... the horses turned into rats, the coachman into a mouse, the golden carriage into a pumpkin. Some scoundrel set the clock to "daylight saving time"...

Mike Tyson tells Cinderella:
- And after the 12th hit, your head will turn into a pumpkin.

Cinderella:
- Well, the shoe came up. When the wedding? Prince:
- It was a semi-final, now we will measure the bra of the fifth size.

It means that a man is driving in a car along a pumpkin field. The stars are twinkling... The night is wonderful. Suddenly he wanted a woman. He stops and let's scour in search of some watchman, but all in vain. Then he found a pumpkin for himself, cut a proper hole in it, and let's do our dirty work ... And from behind, imperceptibly, a Cop's outfit drove up. And at the most crucial moment, a slap on the back of the man... The man turns around, and a cop stands in front of him and respectfully asks:
- What are you, citizen, fucking state pumpkins?
- Chief, what time is it?
- Yeah, midnight, exactly 00: 00 - Chief, I'll fucking, just Cinderella was ...

Cinderella is going to the ball. Wears a dress, shoes. Suddenly she remembers that she has female problems ...
- Here is a crystal tampax for you, - says the fairy, - it will help you, but remember that at midnight it will turn into a pumpkin.

The old fairy messed everything up again. After the twelfth stroke of the clock, the prince turned into a lame, mangy rat. And only Cinderella did not change at all, she stood aside and every minute nervously adjusted the crown on her pumpkin ...

Cinderella's conversation with her godmother:
- Dear godmother, I so want to get to the ball, but I have nothing to wear!
- No problem, here's your dress!
- Thanks! But I don't have shoes...
- No problems! Here's a pair of crystal shoes for you!
- Oh, thank you, but I have so much housework...
- Nothing - I'll do everything for you!
- Oh, dear godmother! How kind you are! But ... I have nothing to ride on!
- Mm... do you happen to have a pumpkin here?..
- There is!
- Listen, throw it away, otherwise I think: what stinks?!

But remember, dear Cinderella: exactly at midnight, Sunday will turn into Monday.

Fairy says to Cinderella:
- Here's a crystal tampax for you, but remember at exactly midnight it will turn into a pumpkin.

Cinderella could not understand how the prince guessed that she was drunk:
- How did I give myself away?
- She thought, removing the crystal salad bowls from her feet.

The godmother sends Cinderella to the ball and says:
- Maybe I can give you a dress, you will be the most beautiful.
- Fuck me your dress, I'll go in jeans.
- Well, come on, I'll give you shoes?
- I'll wear sneakers. Give me a better spiral. The godmother gave her a spiral. Cinderella returns home with spread legs and shouts at her godmother:
- Why didn't you tell me, you bitch, that the spiral turns into a pumpkin at 24.00?

Your dream will come true, Cinderella, and you will dance at the royal ball like a real princess.
“But remember, if you don’t leave the ball in time, then exactly at midnight you will turn into an ordinary night butterfly.

Cinderellas disappear at midnight, and princes in the early morning.

Children lose interest in old fairy tales. They have to be rewritten. Cinderella. Dad: The heroine lost not a shoe, but a bra. Then the prince tried it on for all the girls in the district. Son: Why does the prince need a girl whose bra will not fit on any of the breasts of the kingdom? Dad: Tastes differ.

Remember, Cinderella, closer to twelve at night, all the spells will dissipate ...
- And the carriage will become a pumpkin?
- No, you will turn into an ordinary drunken whore ...

At two o'clock in the morning, the good fairy receives a message on her mobile:
- Midnight proe ..., drinking with rats. Cinderella.

Girls are very inattentive in reading the fairy tale "Cinderella". They read only up to the phrase:
- Cinderella married a prince. And they quit. And then it says "The end of the tale."

The wife reproachfully says to her husband:
- I'm like Cinderella - I wash, I clean, I cook.
- I told you, if you marry me, you will live like in a fairy tale!

Somehow the evil stepmother put Windows 98 and Windows XP in one folder, called Cinderella and said:
- So that by morning both systems are in different folders ...

"Cinderella" is my favorite story about the fact that if the guy is a prince, then it doesn't matter if he remembers how you look.

In the footsteps of a fairy tale:
- Poor Cinderella washed the dishes, tidied up the rooms, washed clothes for her father, stepmother, and her two daughters. She married a prince.
- Now she washes the dishes, cleans the rooms, does the laundry for the entire royal palace.

The Cinderella syndrome turned out to be cruel and merciless:
- I got up at night to drink some water, I wanted to wipe the stain on the table and washed the whole kitchen ...

I'm like a Cinderella - I wash, I clean, I cook.
- I warned you - if you marry me, you will live like in a fairy tale.

Call to technical support:
- Hello! Why the hell does the Internet disappear after midnight?
- So you have a new tariff - "Cinderella"

Why did the good fairy from the fairy tale arrange everything in such a way that Cinderella had to leave the palace at midnight?
- The fairy was an experienced woman and perfectly understood:
- If Cinderella does not disappear late at night, the prince will run away early in the morning!

Hello Cinderella. Oh, what a gorgeous open neckline you have.
- What are you, what are you .. Just a fairy hurried up, there should be my back.

Cinderella, who forgot to change her clocks to daylight saving time, was plucked out of a pumpkin for three days.

Fairy says to Cinderella:
- Get ready, dear, you will go to the ball to meet the prince!
- Listen, what the hell, tired of the men, conjure me better than 000!
- Honey, I'm not a witch, I'm a FAIRY!
- Well, fuck me 000!
- A naFEYA you so much?

The moral of the tale about Cinderella is as follows: as if by chance, leave one of your things with him so that he will have to meet you again later.

Cinderella is going to the ball and suddenly remembers that she has critical days.
- Nothing, - says the Fairy, - I'll help you. Here you have the magic tampax. Just remember:
- Exactly at 12 o'clock it will turn into a pumpkin...

At the music lesson, the children listened to the waltz from Prokofiev's Cinderella. Serezha was not interested in this, he spun and interfered with others. The teacher called him and asked:
- What are we listening to now?
- Cinderella's dance, - Seryozha answered after hesitation.
- And what did she dance?
- Break!

I wash, clean, cook, iron... I feel like Cinderella!
- Darling, I warned you that life with me would be like a fairy tale!

Cinderella, now I’ll make a pumpkin carriage, and coachmen out of rats, you’ll go to the ball at the palace, get to know the prince!
- I don't want to go to the ball! To hell with these men! Conjure me a million dollars better ...

- Well then, FUCK me a million dollars! ..
- A NAFEIA you so much?? ..

The prince saw Cinderella at the ball and all evening could not take his eyes off her ...
- Dad, why did the prince need Cinderella's eye?

Here's your to-do list, Cinderella. Open up - come.

The wife says to her husband:
- I'm like Cinderella: I wash, I clean, I cook ...
- I told you that you will live like in a fairy tale

Cinderella finds out that the Prince is cheating on her. She asks the Good Fairy to help her.
- Okay, Cinderella, but you have one single wish that will come true at exactly midnight. Speak.
- I want to have many, many things that my Prince loves so much. No sooner said than done. Exactly at midnight, Cinderella enters the bedchamber to the Prince and asks:
- Well, how?
"Fine," replies the Prince.
- Only I don’t understand, Cinderella, why do you have boobs like a pig?

At midnight, Cinderella turned into a pumpkin. But the prince was already unstoppable.

Employees of the SBU and customs are playing a performance called "Cinderella".
- And what role do Kaletnik and Khoroshkovsky play in this performance?
- The role of the good fairy was assumed by Khoroshkovsky, and therefore Kaletnik will turn into a pumpkin at midnight. And as always, the Ukrainian treasury will act as Cinderella.

In the police station there is a huge pumpkin, from which arms and legs stick out. Major enters.
- What kind of Halloween do you have here?
- Why, comrade major, the thief was detained, today around midnight they wanted to steal a carriage from Cinderella!

Why did the good fairy from the fairy tale arrange everything in such a way that Cinderella had to leave the palace at midnight?
- The fairy was an experienced woman and understood that if Cinderella did not disappear late at night, the prince would run away early in the morning!

Stepmother:
- Cinderella! I mixed beer with vodka! You won't go to the ball until you separate beer from vodka! Cinderella:
- Fairy Godmother! Freebie! Go help!

The fairy gathers Cinderella to the ball, and she says to her:
- I can't, my critical days have begun. The good sorceress hands Cinderella the Tampax and warns:
- But remember, at 12 o'clock it will turn into a pumpkin!

Cinderella get ready, otherwise you'll be late for the ball ...
- Oh, about the ball! Can I make a carriage this time not from a pumpkin, but from an eggplant?
- Why?
- Well, imagine, I drive up like this in a purple Lamborghini, otherwise this Yellow jeep got me!

Cinderella, now I’ll make a pumpkin carriage, and coachmen out of rats, you’ll go to the ball at the palace, get to know the prince! Cinderella:
- I don't want to go to the ball! To hell with these men! Give me a million dollars...
- Cinderella, I'm not a witch... I'm a Fairy!!!
- Well, then give me a million dollars! ..
- A nafeya you so much??

Somehow the prince comes to Cinderella:
- Hello, infusoria, did you lose your shoe?

— Cinderella! I heard that your stepmother and sisters have gone to the ball? So I prepared a present for you: a dress, shoes, a carriage. You can go to the ball too!
- Godmother, what are you? Why is it for me? I have a free house!

It's a pity that Cinderella lost exactly her shoe... she would have lost her panties... and the fairy tale would have been more fun!

Fairy: - Now I will make a carriage from a pumpkin, and from rats - coachmen, you will go to a ball in the palace, to get acquainted with the prince!
Cinderella: I don't want to go to the ball! To hell with these men! Give me a million dollars...
Fairy: - Cinderella, I'm not a witch ... but a Fairy !!!
Cinderella: - Well then, FUCK me a million dollars! ...
Fairy: - A NAFEIA you so much?? ..

Cinderella is going to the ball, and then ... critical days ... What to do? As always, a fairy comes to the rescue:
- Cinderella, what's the matter? Why are you crying?
- I have been preparing for the ball for so long, and then ...
- Don't worry, bring me a better pumpkin.
Cinderella brought the biggest pumpkin, hoping to get the coolest car…. and the fairy turns the pumpkin into a tampon, gives it to Cinderella and says:
-Go have fun, but remember - exactly at midnight, the tampon will turn into a pumpkin!!!

After the ball, Cinderella remembered only how she ate pumpkin with rats, and how the drunken prince put crystal salad bowls on her feet.

Cinderella:
- The shoe fit me, when is the wedding?
Prince:
- It was a semi-final. Now let's measure the bra ...

Cinderella didn't have a ball gown, but the good fairy gave her glass slippers and helped her get to the ball. There, Cinderella charmed the prince, danced with him, but at midnight, running away, she lost her shoe ...
And she had to take off her second shoe and return home completely naked!

A message arrives on the fairy pager:
- “Well, I got drunk, I screwed up a little. I'm sitting in a pumpkin. Cinderella".

Somehow the evil stepmother put Windows 98 and Windows 2000 in one folder, called Cinderella and said:
- So that by the morning both systems are in different folders ...

Somehow Thumbelina, Snow White and Shrek met, went to a fortune teller. Thumbelina comes out and cries - it turned out that Thumbelina is smaller than her. Snow White: "Cinderella is more beautiful than me!" Shrek comes out and asks, "Who is Yushchenko???"

Cinderella finds out that the Prince is cheating on her. Asks the Good Fairy to help.
- All right, Cinderella - but you have only one single wish, which will come true at exactly midnight! Speak...
“I want to have many, many things that my Prince loves so much…”
No sooner said than done. Exactly at midnight, Cinderella enters the bedchamber to the Prince and asks:
- Well, how?
“It’s fine,” the Prince replies, “but I don’t understand why you have boobs like a pig?”

Fairy - Cinderella: - Here you are, Cinderella, crystal shoes, here's a beautiful ball gown. And here is the Lada-Kalina for you. Oh, no, don't... Better take a pumpkin!

Cinderella and Prince Charming met, told each other about their misfortunes. Cinderella had an evil stepmother, the Prince had an evil mother-in-law.

When you get a job, you feel like Little Red Riding Hood, when you work, you feel like Cinderella waiting for the ball, and when you ask for a raise, then hunters with guns come to you immediately and your stepmother with a broom appears.

Ah, Cinderella! This is the girl who New Year's ball Did you put crystal glasses on your feet?

A father reads a bedtime story to his son:
- "The prince saw Cinderella at the ball and all evening could not take his eyes off her" ...
- Dad, why did the prince want to tear Cinderella's eyes off?

Cinderella is going to the ball. The fairy tells her:
- Let me make you a beautiful fluffy dress?
- Not. You are out of fashion. Better make me a leather outfit.
The Fairy waved her magic wand and the wish came true.
- Cinderella, let me make you glass shoes?
— Yes, who is wearing them now, your glass slippers. Give me leather shoes.
- Cinderella, well, let me make you a carriage?
- You are crazy. I'll go like a fool in a carriage. I'd rather call a taxi. And you make me a spiral. I'm going to spend the night with the prince.
Cinderella went to the ball. Early in the morning he returns home in a scrabble, swears at the Fairy:
- You, old fool, why didn't you warn that the spiral at 12 at night will turn into a pumpkin?

“Watch things, Cinderella.
- Why?
- Your coachman is a rat!

Stepmother:
— Cinderella! I mixed beer with vodka! You won't go to the ball until you separate beer from vodka!
Cinderella: Fairy Godmother! Freebie! Go help!

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Two girls are talking
- Well, after fortune-telling, did you dream about your idol Klitschko?
Yes, but I didn't like him after that.
- Why?
“You see, I dream that I am Cinderella, I go up to him, smile, and he looks at me with his magical look and says: “Cinderella, mind you, after the third blow your head will turn into a pumpkin .... »

“We don’t slurp cabbage soup here either,” Cinderella said, pouring cognac into a glass slipper.

Question to Armenian radio:
Why did the good fairy from the fairy tale arrange everything in such a way that Cinderella had to leave the palace at midnight?
- The fairy was an experienced woman and perfectly understood: if Cinderella did not run away late at night, the prince would disappear early in the morning!

The police chief comes into the duty unit and sees a huge pumpkin with arms and legs on the floor. The chief angrily asks the duty officer:
- What kind of Halloween is this?
And the attendant replies:
- So the asshole was caught, he wanted to steal a carriage from Cinderella at midnight!

“Good fairy, I really want to go to the ball.
- Okay, Cinderella, here are 10 tablets of Phenazipam for you.
“Where is the carriage, the coachman, the glass slippers?”
- You drink, drink. Everything will be.

Cinderella, get ready, otherwise you will be late for the ball ...
- Oh, about the ball! Can I make a carriage this time not from a pumpkin, but from an eggplant?
- Why?
- Well, imagine, I drive up like this in a purple Lamborghini, otherwise this yellow jeep got me!

The fairy gathers Cinderella to the ball. Dress, there, shoes, well, etc.
- And you, Cinderella, will go in a Lada-Kalina car! But remember: exactly at midnight ... Although ... maybe earlier ... Yes, in principle, at any time.
.. You know, Cinderella! Ride on a pumpkin!…

Types of intoxication:
Cinderella - come home in one shoe.
Snow White - wake up with seven men in bed.
Little Red Riding Hood - Wake up in Grandma's bed.
Sleeping Beauty - you remember nothing for a hundred years
Mermaids - you smell like fish in the morning.
Evil Wolf - from the fume, the houses of the pigs are falling apart.
Mickey Mouse - his ears are swollen, he has white gloves on his hands, but there is no tailcoat.
Columbus - you don’t know where you are going, you arrived - you don’t know where you are, and the state paid for the trip.

Japanese folk tale"Cinderella-chan".
A long time ago, there lived a girl named Cinderella-chan on the Kuril Islands. One day, the shogan of the Kuril Islands announced a kumite contest, but the evil stepmother did not let Cinderella-chan in. Then the Fairy flew in and said: Cinderella-chan, here's a silk kimono for you, here's a rickshaw cart for you, and here's a nunchaku for you, ride a kumite, but remember - at midnight the cart will turn into a grain of rice, the rickshaw into a bamboo pole, the kimono into a mat, and nunchucks into a katana sword and make you hara-kiri. Cinderella-chan went to the kumite competition, defeated everyone with karate skills, but at midnight the prophecy came true and the nunchucks made her hara-kiri. Unable to bear the shame, the fairy made herself hara-kiri, the stepmother made hara-kiri, and the shogan made hara-kiri. And behind them, all the inhabitants of the Kuriles made themselves hara-kiri ... Then the islands were gradually settled by Russian fishermen.

Somehow the evil stepmother put Windows 98 and Windows 2000 in one folder, called Cinderella and said:
- So that by morning both systems are in different folders ...

Ah, Cinderella! Is this the girl who pulled crystal glasses on her feet at the New Year's ball?

A father reads a bedtime story to his son:
- "The prince saw Cinderella at the ball and all evening could not take his eyes off her" ...
- Dad, why does the prince need Cinderella's eye?

A message arrives on the fairy pager.
- Well, got drunk, screwed up a little. I'm sitting in a pumpkin. Cinderella.

Cinderella didn't have a ball gown, but the good fairy gave her glass slippers and helped her get to the ball. There, Cinderella charmed the prince, danced with him, but at midnight, running away, she lost her shoe...
And she had to take off her second shoe and return home completely naked!

Cinderella:
- The shoe fit me, when is the wedding?
Prince:
- It was a semi-final. Now let's measure the bra...

After the ball, Cinderella remembered only how she ate pumpkin with rats, and how the drunken prince put crystal salad bowls on her feet.

Cinderella is going to the ball. The fairy tells her:
- Let me make you a beautiful puffy dress?
- Not. You are out of fashion. Better make me a leather outfit.
The Fairy waved her magic wand and the wish came true.
- Cinderella, let me make you glass shoes?
- Yes, who wears them now, your glass shoes. Give me leather shoes.
- Cinderella, let me make you a carriage?
- You are crazy. I'll go like a fool in a carriage. I'd rather call a taxi. And you make me a spiral. I'm going to spend the night with the prince.
Cinderella went to the ball. Early in the morning he returns home in a scrabble, swears at the Fairy:
- You, old fool, why didn't you warn that the spiral at 12 at night will turn into a pumpkin?

Japanese folk tale Cinderella-chan.
A long time ago, there lived a girl named Cinderella-chan on the Kuril Islands. One day, the shogan of the Kuril Islands announced a kumite contest, but the evil stepmother did not let Cinderella-chan in. Then the Fairy flew in and said: Cinderella-chan, here's a silk kimono for you, here's a rickshaw cart for you, and here's a nunchaku for you, ride a kumite, but remember - at midnight the cart will turn into a grain of rice, the rickshaw into a bamboo pole, the kimono into a mat, and nunchucks into a katana sword and make you hara-kiri. Cinderella-chan went to the kumite competition, defeated everyone with karate skills, but at midnight the prophecy came true and the nunchucks made her hara-kiri. Unable to bear the shame, the fairy made herself hara-kiri, the stepmother made hara-kiri, and the shogan made hara-kiri. And behind them, all the inhabitants of the Kuriles made themselves hara-kiri ... Then the islands were gradually settled by Russian fishermen.

Cinderella and Prince Charming met, told each other about their misfortunes. Cinderella had an evil stepmother, the Prince had an evil mother-in-law.

Cinderella is going to the ball, and then ... critical days ... What to do? As always, a fairy comes to the rescue:
- Cinderella, what's the matter? Why are you crying?
I have been preparing for the ball for so long, and then ...
- Don't worry, bring me a better pumpkin.
Cinderella brought the biggest pumpkin, hoping to get the coolest car.... and the fairy turns the pumpkin into a tampon, gives it to Cinderella and says:
-Go have fun, but remember - exactly at midnight, the tampon will turn into a pumpkin!!!

The fairy gathers Cinderella to the ball, and she says to her: - I can’t, my critical days have begun. The kind sorceress hands Cinderella "Tampax" and warns: - But remember, at 12 o'clock it will turn into a pumpkin!

Watch things, Cinderella.
- Why?
- Your coachman is a rat!

Fairy - Cinderella: - Here you are, Cinderella, crystal shoes, here's a beautiful ball gown. And here is the Lada-Kalina for you. Oh, no, don't... Better take a pumpkin!

When you get a job, you feel like Little Red Riding Hood, when you work, you feel like Cinderella waiting for the ball, and when you ask for a raise, hunters with guns come to you immediately and your stepmother with a broom appears.

Cinderella finds out that the Prince is cheating on her. Asks the Good Fairy to help.
- Well, Cinderella - but you have only one single wish, which will come true exactly at midnight! Speak...
- I want to have many, many things that my Prince loves so much ...
No sooner said than done. Exactly at midnight, Cinderella enters the bedchamber to the Prince and asks:
- Well, how?
- Normally, - the Prince replies, - but I don’t understand - why do you have boobs like a pig?

Cinderella, why are you crying? What happened?
- I can't go to the ball today!!!
- But why?
- Yes, because the ball is tomorrow!

sms for the good fairy: Missed midnight... thumping with rats in a pumpkin. Cinderella.

And the Fairy said to Cinderella: "At twelve o'clock the magic will let go and dry land will begin!"

Funny jokes for children about Cinderella
Two girls are talking
- Well, after fortune-telling, did you dream about your idol Klitschko?
- Yes, but he didn't like me after that.
- Why?
- You see, I dream that I am Cinderella, I go up to him, smile, and he looks at me with his magical look and says: “Cinderella, mind you, after the third blow your head will turn into a pumpkin ...”

Men are strange and illogical creatures. Take the princess - and do
from her Cinderella.

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But remember, Cinderella! If you don't make it back by midnight, you'll get
in a pumpkin!!!

The police chief comes into the duty unit and sees a huge pumpkin with arms and legs on the floor. The chief angrily asks the duty officer:
- What kind of Halloween is this?
And the attendant replies:
- So the criminal was caught, he wanted to steal a carriage from Cinderella at midnight!

Cinderella, why are you crying? What happened?
- I can't go to the ball today!!!
- But why?
- Yes, because the ball is tomorrow!

Mike Tyson tells Cinderella:
- And after the 12th hit, your head will turn into a pumpkin.

Cinderella get ready, otherwise you will be late for the ball ...
- Oh, about the ball! Can I make a carriage this time not from a pumpkin, but from an eggplant?
- Why?
- Well, imagine, I drive up like this in a purple Lamborghini, otherwise this yellow jeep got me!

Question to Armenian radio:
-Why did the good fairy from the fairy tale arrange everything in such a way that Cinderella had to leave the palace at midnight?
-The fairy was an experienced woman and understood very well: if Cinderella did not run away late at night, the prince would disappear early in the morning!

Once upon a time there was a stepmother with her daughters and she had a worker Cinderella. The stepmother and her daughters left for the ball, but did not take Cinderella. Then the Fairy flew in and said to Cinderella: here is a golden carriage for you, here are black horses for you, here is a white dress for you. Go to the ball, but do not linger - exactly at midnight the dress will turn into a straitjacket, the carriage into the ward, and the horses into psychiatric doctors. Cinderella went to the ball, but was late. She just jumped into the carriage - then the clock struck. She opens her eyes - and all around is a psychiatric ward and orderlies in dressing gowns, she looked at herself in the mirror - instead of a dress, a strait shirt, and she herself is no longer Cinderella, but some kind of mustachioed man - Pyotr Petrovich Ivanko. From his words, this true story was recorded.

But remember, Cinderella, that exactly at midnight your head will turn into a pumpkin! - the good fairy shouted after the departing carriage. But Cinderella did not hear her anymore. This is how Halloween was born!

The old fairy messed everything up again. After the twelfth stroke of the clock, the prince turned into a lame, mangy rat. And only Cinderella did not change at all, she stood aside and every minute nervously adjusted the crown on her pumpkin ...

All the same Utkin (during the break of the Dynamo Kyiv-Juventus match (March 1998).
Dynamo loses not something 1:2 not something 1:3)
-It's not evening yet, that is, it's already evening, but it's not yet midnight, and Cinderella's shoe
has not yet turned into a PUMPKIN.

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