A vulgar script for adults for the new year. Entertain people on New Year's Eve? Easily! The best New Year's entertainment: games, contests, skits, impromptu theater. Scenario New Year's performance for adults

"UNDER THE RINGING OF A CRYSTAL GLASS!".

Presenter 1: Good evening, dear friends! Good winter evening everyone! So another year has flown by - it rustled outside the windows of our house.

Presenter 2: We see him off - some with sadness, and some with relief: he was different for different people. And life goes on. This means that there will be new joys, new sorrows, everything will be in our life. But what more - it's up to you and me.

Presenter 1: But there was a belief in the old days: with what mood you meet the New Year, so it will be.

Presenter 2: So let it be happy for all of you! Smile more often! And then there will be goodness in your house, love will come to you and happiness will settle! Happy New Year to all of you! Let's open our hearts to the future and smile with a kind radiant smile!
Presenter 1 And so, once again - good evening!

Presenter 2. Good hour!

Presenter 1. We welcome all of you!

Presenter 2. On this holiday New Year's Rada, we congratulate you!

Presenter 1. Start the holiday together
Answer in unison!

Presenter 2. Keep your answer short:
Only "YES" and only "NO"
Presenter 1. Do you recognize us friends? (Yes)
Santa Claus and Baba Yaga? (No)
Well kikimora then? (Not)
Leading evenings? (Yes)

Presenter 2. Will we celebrate the holiday? (Yes)
And receive gifts? (Yes)

Presenter 1. Light the Christmas tree together? (No)
Shall we eat all the candy? (Not)
Let's smile then
Shall we all play together? (Yes)

Presenter 2. As always, we have for you
There will be plenty of tricks!

Presenter 1. Let's have a noisy rest
Songs to sing and dance!
Presenter 2.A magical holiday is approaching, which is awaited with interest not only by children, but also by adults. Is not it? And his name is New Year! “And why rejoice? Aged one more year,” skeptics will say.
Presenter 1. “But miracles happen on New Year's Day,” optimists will object to them, and they will be right.
Presenter 2.Look closely, because there are so many miracles in life:
The birth of a new life;
Polar night with northern lights;
Salary received on time;
Non-drinking husband...
Accidentally won a large amount of money, or for example a trip to the Canary Islands?
Presenter 1.And by the way, would you like to go to Sochi to the resort this year? What do you say in response: "yes" or "no"?
Presenter 2. Drink five-star cognac on an empty stomach for a whole year. What do you say then? (YES)
Presenter 1.Would you like to live the whole year without bonuses and without benefits, What do you say in response (NO)
Presenter 2.Well, if your salary Increase a hundred times, What will we hear then (YES)
Presenter 1.Don't you want to get caught in a bind all year, What do you say in response? (NO)
Presenter 2.Well, if with someone On the Canary Islands to rest, What will we hear then? (YES)
Presenter 1.Don't you want to live all year without stress and worries, What will we hear then? (YES)
Presenter 2.Well, if you have to wait for New Year's troubles for a whole year, what do you say in response? (NO)
Presenter 1. Let's celebrate the New Year together without sadness and worries! Deal? Then we uncork the bottles of champagne and fill the glasses. After all, our today's meeting is called: "Under the ringing of a crystal glass." And even if our glasses are not so crystal, but does this make our meeting and this first pre-holiday toast any less pleasant?
Happy New Year, isn't it time for us to open the champagne And pour a full glass to all those gathered? What does the New Year bring? The smell of tangerines And a cheerful round dance In serpentine ribbons. Today I want to wish everyone to my friends, I didn’t bring a year of problems, What can’t be solved! Happy New Year! Isn't it time? ... Well, of course, it's time! Raise your glasses! Happy New Year to all! Hooray!
(Everyone raises their glasses.) (a song is performed under "Moscow Windows")
Here again we gathered together, And the faces blurred in smiles. Sing along to us soon, To make it more fun, Let's warm the winter with our friendship. - 2 p. The New Year is knocking at the gate, Let it bring a lot of happiness. And good luck and success, And cheerful, friendly laughter, And hope and warmth for everyone - 2p. Let the lights sparkle here and there, We wish you people happiness. Many years are dear to all of you, And there is no sweeter one - Our friendship is an unquenchable light. - 2 p. This light will warm us on the way, It is easier to overcome difficulties with friendship, And you will hasten to the light of its rays as soon as possible, As on a date with your youth. - 2p.
Now, when our hearts are becoming more joyful every minute, it will not be superfluous to announce the rules of this evening.
The first paragraph here reads: That our winter evening is open!
Today it is forbidden to be sad - We will bring out all the sad!
Play, sing in this hall, For this you were called.
Rule four - do not grieve, sit less, dance more!

The next part of our evening of relaxation is called "New Year's Horoscope". We chose this name not by chance, but in order to find out the forecast for _____ year, each other and ourselves. And to begin with, I ask you to greet each other with applause ... /applause/.
Pay attention to which hand you had on top - right or left? Right hand on top. These are people of a logical mindset who cannot be fooled on chaff. These are our minds, our bright heads. Left hand on top. These are emotional people, they perceive everything through their hearts. These are our creative personalities. Who clapped right. And you are very versatile individuals. You can successfully engage in both scientific activities and art.
And now I ask you to clasp your hands. Which thumb is on top of your hand? Left. Look at them and remember - these are dangerous people, especially in moments of rest. They are prone to coquetry and seduction. Right. And these are those who successfully cope with any coquetry and seduction.
Please take the pose of "Napoleon" - arms crossed on the chest. See which hand "dipped" from above. Left. Your difficulties in the economy are understandable. You are hardworking, disciplined, responsible people, but money is not kept in your pockets. Right. Oh, how many! And this is all future bosses! With what I congratulate you! See how easy it is to get to know each other.

What can we expect from the new year? What will happen? What to rejoice, and what to fear? The horoscope makes this prediction:

ARIES- You can significantly move up the corporate ladder if you forgive past grievances by colleagues and relatives. Be attentive to the little things. And this - especially in April - will allow you not only to increase income, but also to arrange your happiness.

TAURUS- Finally, luck smiles at you! The vague prospect of career growth will become a reality. Close people with their problems will require your attention - do not refuse to help them, the costs will pay off a hundredfold. At the beginning of spring, you will find out what true love is (married ladies will be pleasantly surprised by their own husband).

GEMINI- The main task is to take advantage of the achievements of the past year and build on success - there is a chance that your savings will multiply. Refrain from unjustified spending, gambling, dubious financial enterprises - you can burn out. From April 12th to May 10th, the romantic relationship you've been dreaming about could happen.

CANCER The coming year will be much better than this one. You should not change your place of work, study, specialty without extreme necessity - it is likely that you will be able to improve your financial situation without too much fuss by the fall. In May - June, you have a chance to meet a person worthy not only of love, but also of an engagement ring. It is better for married people not to go far and for a long time.

LIONS- A great year for a career, you will be able to realize your ideas, and your superiors will appreciate your merits. From the beginning of the year until spring, your relationship with your loved ones will be difficult. But in the last days of summer, success awaits you on all fronts.

DEVAM- In amorous affairs you have a storm of passions. But who said it's bad? In work, everything will be stable and safe. No need to try to jump over your head, everything will come by itself. August is a favorable period in all spheres of life.

WEIGHTS“In your job, you may be faced with a choice between prestige and money. Oddly enough, any decision will be successful - you will achieve exactly what you want. It's time to put things in order, comfort in the house and take advantage of the new opportunities that will open up before you.

SCORPION- Relax and do not strive for drastic changes .. Work calmly, make sure that expenses do not exceed income, avoid parties, exotic trips, any risk. You should not make expensive "profitable" purchases: you can make a mistake ... But in the family everything will be just fine. Communicate more with relatives, old friends, colleagues - this will make it easier for you to solve many problems. And at the end of January, love will fill your life with new meaning.

SAGITTARIUS You have a very successful year ahead of you. Things will go uphill, and after them - and material wealth. Fully realize your ambitious ambitions, lead your colleagues and wife, in general, command the parade. You will be able to get everything that you lack.

CAPRICORN– The coming year will be more difficult and interesting than the current one. It is possible that you will change leadership and for
success, you need new knowledge. Do not be afraid to change - this will ensure your well-being and peace in the family.

AQUARIUS- You are having an extremely successful year - you will be able to succeed in your service, repay debts, solve material problems and realize your ideas. For this, you may have to take up a responsible post at the beginning of autumn. In personal and family life, everything is completely cloudless.

FISHES- The year will be happy for you: you will be able to climb the corporate ladder, strengthen your authority in the family, but incomes will not grow much so far. The year will be calm and successful, without great difficulties. Unless you create them yourself, too carried away by solving the problems of friends and relatives. Do not forget about yourself, and your horizon this year will be cloudless, and a new meeting can mark the beginning of a long love.

Well, after all of the above, I propose to fill the glasses!
Friends, you did not come in vain
He will knock on us here
So long-awaited, beautiful
And a new year full of hope
For the winter blizzard
Spring has come soon
Let's friends and girlfriends
Let's drink champagne to the bottom!

Let them accompany you everywhere
you fair winds
Let love keep you warm
Be happy - cheers! /"Hurrah" is picked up by everyone/
Let not with us this evening
Vitas, Decl and Shura
Anyway, we're glad to meet you
Be happy - cheers!

Let time run, rejoicing
For now the time has come
Games, dances, kisses.
Be happy - cheers!
We want you to have fun
Until the very morning
May the holiday last forever
Be happy - cheers!

My friends, well, we can’t sit indefinitely. It's time to stretch your limbs! And this will help you fun games and dance music!

A GAME.

Gentlemen, have you ever thought about such a question: is it difficult to be a genius? Not? But you think about what it's like to be ahead of the rest - to invent, design, compose, write, draw, play? How much diligence and diligence is needed to develop ordinary human abilities to the level of genius? Or is it easier? As one of the heroes of the film “Spring” reasoned: “What about scientists? They are easy! Sat down - thought - opened! It's just that Pushkin was born Pushkin, Einstein was born Einstein, and Tchaikovsky was born Tchaikovsky. For example, have you tried to turn a block into a beautiful sculpture? In vain. I already see Michelangelo in you! It is urgent to compensate for what was lost and do it, especially since Michelangelo himself said that you just need to take a piece of marble and cut off everything superfluous from it. We are unlikely to find marble now, so we will hold a creative competition called "Carving on ... an apple"! What is needed for this? Well, first of all, you guessed it, you need two apples. Here they are. And now we need apple lovers and strong teeth. Everything is extremely simple! / to carve a sculpture out of an apple. Who is more original, similar and faster - the winner /
(Block of games)

(CARAMEL, PAPER FOR RECORDING, 2 - SPOONS, CAPACITY - POTS)
Dear friends, who remembers what number of toasts we made? And after what toast is it customary to serve hot? /…/ Well, as I understand it, we will not agree on a common opinion. Why don't we actually order hot now? This does not mean that everyone should stand up together and go to the bar. Especially since we don't have it. I suggest, with a little imagination and dexterity, to cook here and now a dish called dumplings. I dare to hope that the ladies and gentlemen who were in this hall remember how dumplings were made together with the whole family in childhood? Now you can just go and buy them in any variety and size. So let's check out the rest of the dumpling skills. Who is brave? (2 pairs. We are divided into “sculptors” and “scammers”. “Scullers” wrap caramel in note paper (dough) and pass it to “scammers”. “Scammers” put dumplings on a catapult (a box of matches with a spoon across) located on stools , and they throw it into a pan (common), which stands on the floor 1 - 1.5 m from the stool. Who throws dumplings more.) I congratulate the winning team. This applause belongs to her. Well, now under hot, you need to pour. And the toast is ready.
In the New Year and frost - not frost, In the New Year and snow - not snow. If the nose feels booze, Then the blizzard is not a blizzard. On New Year's Eve, salad is not salad, And port wine is not port wine, but nectar. And the needles that fly from the Christmas tree, Right into the stack - a divine gift! In the New Year, the best toast is a toast, That friends are friends twice! Well, let's all stand up to our full height, We can't help but drink for our friends! (pause)

And now, while our alcohol break is going on, I will ask my assistant to spread simple-looking pieces of paper around the hall. But be careful! Your future is in your hands! Since this prediction is prophesied by the Oracle itself!
Attraction "Oracle"

And now I would like to inform you about a new discovery of astrologers and modern magicians. Everyone knows the zodiac, Chinese, flower and druid horoscopes. But now a new horoscope has appeared - the horoscope of cabinet or office workers.

Born from January 1 to February 20.
Your symbol:"Table"
Next year, you will become the best support for your work colleagues and loved ones in serious matters. However, try at least sometimes to succumb to worldly temptations, and not to waste all your strength on work.

Born from February 21 to March 10.
Your symbol:"Chair"
Next year you will be marked as the most conscientious and responsible employee. However, be vigilant if morally unstable personalities appear among your acquaintances.

Born from March 10 to April 20.
Your symbol:"Cupboard"
Material well-being awaits you next year. And if you follow the advice and be more open and generous with others, your position in society will improve and you will make new friends.

Born from April 21 to May 20.
Your symbol:"A computer"
Next year, you should pay special attention to your health. Beware of viruses! Otherwise, your business will go uphill, and
your abilities will be noticed by others and appreciated
superiors.

Born from May 21 to June 20.
Your symbol:"Fax machine"
All next year you will be lucky. However, be careful to avoid gossip and slander.

Born from 21 June to 10 August.
Your symbol:"Phone"
There are some work-related chores waiting for you next year. At the same time, it will be a year of new acquaintances and amazing adventures.

Born from August 11 to September 20.
Your symbol:"Lamp"
Next year you will bring a lot of light and joy to others. Everyone will be glad to meet you and your warm friendship. However, try to avoid overexertion, stressful situations and overload at work.

Born from 21 September to 10 November.
Your symbol:"Organizer"
Next year you will find many useful acquaintances. Try not to miss a good chance, which is sure to present itself to you.

Born from November 11 to December 31.
Your symbol:"Electric kettle"
The next year will be happy for your personal life and friendships. The energy in you will literally boil. However, try to at least occasionally remember about work.

The evening is in full swing, but we are missing someone. Who do you think? (viewers answer: Santa Claus and Snow Maiden)

Right. The best Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden can be “grown” in your own team. I declare democratic elections. So, I need a man from each table. Of you we will choose the most dexterous and attentive.
(dance around chairs)
Come, please, to me. Remember and tell any children's New Year's poem.
(man says)
Now I need a woman from each table. We will choose the Snow Maiden. (dance around chairs)
You also need to remember and tell any children's New Year's poem.
Thanks to everyone who participated in the elections. Dear guests, present your applause to the applicants for the post of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
Thanks. And now we ask you to leave with my assistant to put on your outfit.
(applicants leave)

And we, while our heroes are preparing for their debut, will send a telegram to Grandfather Frost. I already wrote the text, but I forgot to write “adjectives”. So you need adjectives.
(The facilitator writes down all the adjectives spoken in a row on the form, then reads aloud what happened.)
"……………………………… Santa Claus! Everything……………………. Guests are looking forward to your ………………………. parish. New Year is the most………………….. ………………… holiday of the year. With ……………………………… mood we will sing for you ……………………….. songs, dance ………………………. dancing! Finally, it has come………………….. …..New Year! How do not want to talk about ………………………. work. But we promise that we will work …………………………. and receive only …………………….. …salary. So open your …………………… bag and give us …………………….. gifts. With respect to you, …………………… aunts and ……………………… uncles!
We wrote and sent the telegram, now it's time to call Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Let's shout: One, two, three - Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden come! (everyone calls Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. After the third attempt, Santa Claus enters the hall and reads a pre-prepared text)

Santa Claus: Hello, hello my friends!
I pinned down on your holiday:
Seventh year of the new century
For these two millennia!
I'm so tired of everyone (to the soul of the mother)
Happy New Year to you!
From century to century, from year to year
Wishing you a hassle-free life!
As soon as you don't get bored
On my winter holiday straight from the field
Shout heart-rendingly "Santa Claus!"
Did I step on your tail?
And everyone is so happy...
It's like it's my first time here!
Gifts, are you waiting for a pancake?
They'd better drive to the store!
Freebie - everyone here is happy
But I'm not a wholesale warehouse.

Leading: Grandpa, what are you mad about? Oh, where did he get to?
Looks like they celebrated their holiday before us. Snegurochka - where did you leave it?

Santa Claus: Don't be afraid! Won't disappear.
Now finish smoking and come.
/the Snow Maiden comes out/
Snow Maiden: Here I am! Grandpa, hello!
Did you congratulate everyone or not?

Santa Claus: Congratulate yourself. I will shut up...

Snow Maiden. What am I all about?! Do not want.

Santa Claus: You didn't smoke around the corner?
Or maybe you caught a cold?
/ sings to the motive of the song “Oh, you, my poor trumpet fool” /.
Oh you, my poor, oh Snow Maiden,
The figurine has become thin from smoking,
Maybe you should see a doctor?
Snow Maiden: I want nothing!

Santa Claus: You, Snow Maiden, I have a pretty one,
There are decent people looking at you.
Start making a round dance
Snow Maiden: Well, you, grandfather, go ahead!

Presenter:
Have fun honest people
Sadness - well, not a bit!
Let's start a round dance
"The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree"!

(everyone gets up in a round dance and sings a song)

THEATER-IMPROMPT

And now we're going to put on a play
But first, let's count together:
1, 2, 3 - Santa Claus, of course, you.
4.5, - You will play the wolf.
6, 7, 8, - We ask you to play the Christmas tree.
9, 10 - You are a bunny,
Cute and lovely.
11, 12 - it's time to wrap up.
The pig is the symbol of the year
Try to play her.
Are the spectators there? Ah, no doubt.
Account ended. The actors all take the stage.
Selected actors act out
New Year's fairy tale
Fairy tale, fairy tale joke,
Telling her is no joke.
So that from the very beginning
The story touched my soul
So that in the middle all the people
Her mouth was open,
So that no one: neither old nor small -
She didn't fall asleep.

In the ice palace high
Red-nosed, blue-eyed
Once upon a time there was Grandfather Frost ...
He worked hard:
He waved his arms
Covering the rivers with ice
Blowing north and south
Frost all around
He painted patterns on the windows,
To be pleasing to the eye
The stars lit up in the sky,
The Christmas tree was wrapped in snow;
He put a Bunny to the Christmas tree,
He made her watch.
Under the Christmas tree Zainka galloped,
Like an autumn leaf trembled.
Behind him is a toothy gray wolf
(Wolves know a lot about Hares).
He ran with his mouth open.
(A hare would not fall into the mouth)
And sometimes our Christmas tree
The hare hid from the Wolf:
Branches lowered low
The Wolf was not allowed to go to the Hare.
The wolf is hungry for the moon
Howled through the veil of blizzards.
Snapped sharp fangs
And looked at Elka.
The hare snuggled up to the Christmas tree,
And green needles
Tickled his belly
Paws, nose and behind the ear ...
The wolf walked around the Christmas tree,
Like a toothy crocodile.
Finally, smoking shag,
Arranged a disassembly for the Christmas tree:
“Once again hide the Bunny,
You will cry with flammable tar ...

I will take you to the market
And I'll sell it to anyone
To stand in the New Year
Not in the forest, in a strange corner ... "
"Oink, oink, oink," came the sound behind the bush.
This is a nice kind Borov -
Warm heart, tough temper.
He began to protect the Christmas tree,
Grunt at the Wolf, scold him.
He is a wolf by the tail:
“What, got caught, they say, scoundrel!
Don't hurt the weak!"
The wolf broke and run.
But Frost overtook him -
Poor Wolf almost froze.
But Wolf Elka regretted
And warmed in her needles.
"The New Year is coming soon -
Will we forgive his people?"
The wolf repented instantly,
He became sweet and humble:
Elka kissed his paws,
Called Frost "Daddy"
Gave a carrot to a hare
And invited me to dance.
And he bowed to Borov,
Apparently he weighed everything well:
Borov, after all, will reign for a year,
You have to be friends with him!
The moral of this tale is this:
Must have a sober head
Before getting down to business,
Weigh all the pros - and act boldly!
Today we are "for" - fun,
"For" - a slightly intoxicating potion,
"For" - Happy New Year,
May he bring joy! (all)

Dear friends! In order for you to have at least some memory of our evening, in addition to a hangover, we decided to hold a comic lottery for you. So:
To make the holiday even more fun - The New Year's lottery draw begins. Hurry, hurry Play the lottery, Because you can experience happiness in the lottery! / assistant distributes numbers. Lottery draw in progress/

Leading: Not sad to have faces
I invite you to the dance circle!
Let's have some fun friends
In this wonderful winter hour!

/dance break/

TOAST Friends! On this beautiful evening, I want to make another toast. I ask you to raise your glasses to tomorrow's economic paradise, in spite of today's price hell, to the coming genius of your children, to your beloved wives, in spite of television beauty contests, to your husbands, in spite of the fact that they do not look much like Schwarzenegger and Alain Delon. Despite adversity, despite worries - smile! Not to survive, but to live! Just live! Just believe! Just to love!

/alcohol break/

TOAST. Many people suffer from unrequited love ... for themselves. Fortunately, we are not like that. So let's drink for us - we are the only ones at home! Let's drink to our modesty, known throughout Europe! Great for us!

ENDING.

And now, so that the anti-pokhmelin does not remain without work for tomorrow, let's fix all the congratulations and raise a glass. And the toast will be like this:
Bored old year
You've been with us for too long!
We will remember you now
And we go to the gate.
Take your trouble with you
And sadness and loss
so that we don't have them.
In the coming year!
And they had a generous table,
Circle of friends, family and loved ones,
beauty, health, strength
And best of luck!

/PAUSE/

It's a pity, but it's time for us to say goodbye ... We leave to meet again. Finally, let's raise our glasses For hope, faith, love! We say to everyone: "Goodbye" -
It's time for parting.
And in this winter, late hour-
The last dance is for you!

THEATER OF MINIATURES
"Once upon a New Year's Eve..."

The characters of the fairy tale (11 actors), having heard their name, say:

THE CURTAIN"SH-SH-CHIK!"
CHRISTMAS TREE“You can’t reach the top of your head, that’s how high!”
HARE"One, two, three, four, five - the bunny went out for a walk."
SNOWFLAKES"The snow is spinning, flying, flying!".
SWORD TREASURE"Assa-whack!".
IVAN TSAREVICH"Hut, hut, turn your back to the forest, front to me!"
SNOW MAIDEN"It's not my fault, he came to me!"
SANTA CLAUS"Happy New Year! Go to hell!".
RIGHT HEAD Serpent Gorynych"I am hungry!".
LEFT HEAD Serpent Gorynych"Bab I want!"
THIRD HEAD Serpent Gorynych"I do not give a damn!".

Action one:
The curtain. In front of you is a snow-covered forest glade, on which stands a slender, slightly thoughtful Christmas tree. Squinting with his eyes and confusing his tracks, a cowardly, slightly thoughtful Hare jumps.
White and fluffy, slightly thoughtful Snowflakes whirl in a slow round dance.

Action two.
The curtain. On a snow-covered glade, a pensive Christmas tree shakes its branches. The hare drives a round dance of Snowflakes. The Snow Maiden enters the clearing. She jumps merrily, makes snowballs and tries to hit the Hare. Ivan Tsarevich appears. Exhausted by life in the forest, the Snow Maiden and Ivan Tsarevich, who kissed all the surrounding frogs, meet eyes, their hearts beat faster, and they immediately fall in love with each other.

Action three.
The curtain. Suddenly, thunder rumbles, the branches of the Christmas tree tremble, under which the Hare hides in a panic, dispersing the round dance of Snowflakes. The terrible Serpent Gorynych appears. He snatches the Snow Maiden from the hands of Ivan Tsarevich and takes her to the thirtieth kingdom. It becomes quiet. Ivan Tsarevich, out of grief, tries to hang himself on the Christmas tree. The curtain.

Action four.
The curtain. A slender Christmas tree stands in the clearing, under which the cowardly Hare huddled in fear. Sobbing Ivan Tsarevich in despair is going to hang himself on the Christmas tree. A taut Santa Claus comes out into the clearing with an elastic step. He looks around at everyone with a playful look and immediately grasps the situation. Grandfather Frost shakes Ivan Tsarevich by the shoulder and, holding out the Treasury Sword, blesses him to search for the Snow Maiden. Encouraged, Ivan Tsarevich grabs the Treasury Sword. The curtain.

Action five.
The curtain. Ivan Tsarevich and Serpent Gorynych converge in battle. They fight for three days and three nights. Deftly, Ivan Tsarevich beats the Serpent Gorynych on the right head. The right head falls off! The second time the Sword-treasurer whistles - the Left head falls! For the third time, Ivan Tsarevich swings the Sword ... victory has been won! End of the Third Head of the Serpent Gorynych. The Snow Maiden runs out and falls into the arms of Ivan Tsarevich. The curtain.

Action six.
The curtain. On a snow-covered forest glade stands a slender, cheerful Christmas tree. A cheerful Hare jumps across the clearing, squinting his eyes and confusing his tracks. White fluffy Snowflakes whirl in a cheerful round dance.
Santa Claus peers into the distance. Ivan Tsarevich and the Snow Maiden appear. Everyone rejoices and squeals with happiness. The curtain.

best chauffeur- A long rope is tied to two cars, at the ends of which a pencil is tied, at a signal two participants begin to wind the rope around the pencil who is faster.

The most attentive.

I will tell you a story
In half a dozen phrases
I'll just say the number three
Take the prize immediately
Once we caught a pike
Gutted, but inside
Small fish were seen
And not just one, but whole... Seven
When you want to remember poetry
Don't bite them until late at night
Take and repeat at night
Once another, but better .... ten.
Dreaming guy hardened
Become an Olympic champion
Look, do not be cunning at the start,
And wait for the command one, two .... march.
One day a train at the station
I had to wait 3 hours...
Well, friends, you did not take the prize
When it was possible to take.

Nose, nose, mouth.
The players stand in a circle. The leader says nose nose mouth. Saying the first 2 words, he takes the nose, and with the 3rd word he takes the place of the mouth by the ear or another part of the body, the players must do it right, and not as the leader shows.

Raise the ball to your chin.
Two couples man and woman. They stand opposite each other, holding a small rubber ball between their stomachs. The task is to roll the ball to the chin with rotational movements.
PROPS: 2 BALLS.

Feed me.
Two people sit on a chair, each of them is given a banana. Your task is to peel a banana and eat it without the help of hands.
PROPS: 2 CHAIRS AND 2 BANANAS.

Matryoshkas.
This game is played by two men. The task is to put on a skirt and tie a scarf as quickly as possible, go to the microphone and say "Happy New Year".
PROPS: 2 SKIRTS AND 2 PATHS.

Two oxen.
Two participants A rope is put on both players. Two chairs with prizes are placed on either side of the players. The task is who will reach the prize faster.
PROPS: 2 CHAIRS, 2 PRIZES, A ROPE CONNECTED IN A CIRCLE.

QUESTIONS ARE JOKES.
1. How to throw an object in a straight line so that it returns to the same point? (Toss up).
2. If the dog's leg is considered a tail, then how many legs will the dog have? (Four)
3. Guests have arrived, and you have only lemonade and tomato juice in your refrigerator. What will you unlock first? (Fridge).
4. When do elephants have 8 legs? (When there are two).
5. The man turned off the light and managed to get to bed before it got dark. How did he do it? (Lay down to sleep during the day).
6. Without what dish is it impossible to dine in Russia? (Without bread).
7. How to catch 9 elephants? (10 and one to let go).
8. No fluff or feather ... What is it? (Cot).
9. Who sits with his back to the president? (Chauffeur).
10. What will not even fit into the largest pot? (Its lid).
11. What kind of dishes do not eat? (From empty).
12. What will happen tomorrow, but what happened yesterday? (Today).
13. When a woman not only wants, but is obliged to look in the mirror? (Woman driving).
14. Why is the rooster always cheerful? (Many women and not a single mother-in-law).
15. Is it possible to have a rest with the whole family on one voucher? (Yes, if you send your mother-in-law to a sanatorium using this voucher).
16. Three, yes three - what will happen? (Corn).
17. Why doesn't the fish bite? (No beak).
18. How are trout cleaned? (Do not clean. No scales).
19. What is always in one place and happens everywhere? (Nose).
20. What is always in front of you, but you can’t see it in any way? (Future).
21. How to make it dark without blowing out the candle? (Close eyes).
22. Who doesn't get their hair wet in the rain? (Bold).
23. How to double your money? (Look at them in the mirror).
24. What is the very first thing we do in the morning? (Wake up).
25. Who can stop the car with one hand? (Inspector of traffic police).
26. Who works carelessly? (Firefighters).
27. Who plunges headlong into work? (Diver).

New Year's party for adults. Scenario

“How evil spirits met the New Year 2018”

Under gloomy music, representatives of evil spirits appear in the hall: the goblin, the kikimora, the devil.

They slowly move in a circle, from time to time freezing in bizarre poses. Then the whole procession is dispersed by Baba Yaga.

Baba Yaga. Ugh, evil spirit! They set up some bacchanalia here. They told me: do not mess with Western agencies! No, in our opinion, in Russian: they would dress up a Christmas tree in the forest, according to tradition, they would steal gifts from Santa Claus. I would dress up as the Snow Maiden, I would prove to everyone that she is not at all cold ... (Notices the guests.)

Oh, and the guests are already here! Hello, vampires and kikimorki, ghosts and all evil spirits! Thank you for coming to my New Year's party!

kikimora. FAQ? What else is a party?

Baba Yaga. Ah, the village! Party is the American holiday. Now Western showmen will arrive, that is, for you, the dark ones, entertainers-buffoons. They will amuse us, entertain us, arrange a New Year's performance in their own way. Only something they are delayed - but that's okay, we'll warm up for now. Make grandma happy, tell me how terrible and vile I am.

Baba Yaga holds a competition.

Terrible Compliment Auction

Participants take it in turns to name the negative qualities of a grandmother. The one who repeated himself, made a mistake or was late with the answer for more than 3 seconds, is out. Baba Yaga presents her portrait to the winner.

From afar, mournful groans and sounds similar to singing are heard.

Oh you are cute

You hear me.

I'm standing under the window

I'm with a guitar.

To whom am I

Did you leave?

Is it really love

Is ours dead?

Do you remember how you

Have you had mercy?

Every bone

Did you grind?

Oh, you are a darling

You are Yagushechka

You come back to me

On a pillow!

Kashchei the Immortal appears with a stunted bouquet of flowers and a guitar.

Kashchei. Yaga! Why didn't you invite me, your most devoted admirer, to your Sabantuy? Maybe last year see you!

Yaga. Are you crazy, Kashchei? Or your needle is completely rusted, hee hee hee!

Kashchei. It's you, Yagusya, behind the times. Or have you heard nothing about the end of the world? In 2012, we are all finished, so you and I have only a year left.

Yaga. I'd rather live this year as a free self-sufficient woman than endure your endless frills.

Kashchei. What are you talking about, old lady? Have you completely lost your mind?

Yaga. Exactly. “Old, hag, lost her mind” - Vasilisa the Beautiful, I suppose, you will sing other songs! That's it, my feminine patience has run out. I want to be respected and seen in me not only as a woman, but also as a man!

Kashchei. What are you, Yagusenka. You are very personal with us - both as a woman and as a representative of the forest fauna. There will be more terrible than you.

Kashchei holds the "Scarecrow" contest.

The hosts call two teams of 3 people each (1 lady and 2 gentlemen).

The lady stands between the gentlemen, and they must dress her in a minute, but only in the clothes that they themselves have on (watches and rings are also considered). Accordingly, the team with the most clothes on the lady wins. The game goes just fine, especially when such a picture appears: 4 representatives of the stronger sex are in what their mother gave birth, and two beauties resemble garden scarecrows.

Yaga. It doesn't justify you. You are very rigid. Tell me, how did we have fun? Dinner with toadstools by candlelight and riding on a mortar. And the Americans offered me to dance a striptease.

Kashchei. And what is this nonsense?

Yaga. Now I will demonstrate!

To the appropriate music, Baba Yaga begins to slowly undress.

Kashchei. That's horror! Stop it, Yaga, otherwise the blow will be enough for me before the end of the world comes!

Yaga. Okay, look then soft option.

Conducts a contest "Soft striptease".

Several participants are called to the stage. They are given sheets with small slits. On a signal, they throw the sheets over themselves and begin to take off their clothes. A minute later, a second signal sounds, and the hosts count who has removed the most items. In the final, you can announce that the clothes of the participants will be sold at the auction, which will take place in 15 minutes.

In the hall, sharp sounds are heard - metal on glass.

Kashchei. What's this? Who is it? (Hides behind Yaga)

Yaga. Do not be afraid, dear guests. This is our foreign showman has finally arrived!

Freddy Krueger appears.

For the audience to recognize him, a hat, a striped T-shirt are enough, and, of course, the notorious hand is needed (2-3 forks are attached to the fingers with a plaster).

Freddie(with an American accent). Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Good evening, Woman Yaga! (Kisses Yaga's hand.) Sorry for being late, bottles.

Yaga. What other bottles?

Freddie. Well, I don't know how to say it in Russian... Transportation collapse...

Kashchei. Bugs, right?

Freddie. That's it, traffic jams... (Notices Kashchei.) And this, as I understand it, is your national superstar hero. (She holds out her hand with the forks to Kashchei.)

Kashchei. Firstly, I still have a lot of time to grow old, and secondly, I myself could organize a holiday for our forest evil spirits - we would save a lot of money.

Yaga. Yeah, save money with you ... So they would have watched The Irony of Fate all night ...

Freddie. I will now show you one trick, and you will understand what performance is.

Focus Freddy

Freddy takes out the prepared flowers: 3 red and 3 blue. He pushes back

at a distance of 10 steps from each other two chairs and puts a glass on each. Then he gives red flowers to one spectator, blue ones to another and asks them to remember the color of the bouquets.

Blue flowers are placed in one glass, red flowers in another. Both glasses are covered with colorful handkerchiefs and the audience is asked to keep a close eye on the bouquets. Within a few minutes, Freddy lavishes compliments on Yaga and quarrels with Kashchei. He then states that the flowers are magical and were able to switch places unaided. The handkerchiefs are removed, and, to everyone's surprise, it turns out that the blue flowers have turned into red, and the red ones into blue.

Focus secret. It is necessary to make flowers from white matter. Then two strong infusions are prepared - red litmus and blue. Each trio is impregnated with its own solution.

Before the performance, a little vinegar essence is poured into one glass, and the same amount of ammonia is poured into the other. Blue flowers are placed in a glass with essence, and red flowers are placed in a glass with ammonia. From the action of acetic vapor, the blue flowers will gradually turn red, and from the vapor of ammonia, the red color will change to blue.

Kashchei. Me too, focus! Now I'll show you, I'll show you!

Focus Kashchei

Kashchei demands a hundred-ruble bill from the audience and, holding it horizontally, folds it in half in length. Then he brings a pencil under her. Viewers will see how the pencil, piercing the paper, appears from the other side. Without pulling out the pencil, Kashchei turns the bill vertically and, holding it with one hand from above, with the other sharply lowers the pencil down. It easily passes through the paper, and the bill is safe and sound.

Focus Secret. In the middle part of the pencil, a cut 4 centimeters long is made. Showing the trick, Kashchei moves the pencil from the opposite side of the bill from the audience so that half of it enters the cut. The second half is bent. Seeing a tongue-like part of a pencil, viewers will mistake it for a whole pencil. After that, it remains only to sharply lower the pencil down and release the bill from the cut.

Yaga. Focus is too easy. I want to dance!

Kashchei and Freddie compete in the performance of rock and roll, Yaga involves everyone present in the dance.

Yaga. Well, dear guests, what do you like more: the Western mentality or the Russian soul?

Goblin. We would, grandmother, Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. They will be more pleasant than these monsters!

Yaga. All right! Everyone join the New Year's round dance - we will light the Christmas tree and receive gifts!

The guests form a round dance, sing the song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest."

The holiday is continued by Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, who light the Christmas tree, hold games and contests, present gifts to all those present.

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It sounds like a painfully familiar New Year's melody
Santa Claus. Happy New Year's Eve, dear audience!

Snow Maiden. From the whole magical winter kingdom, a bright New Year's greetings! (referring to grandfather). Santa Claus, something from you...

Scenario of a corporate party for the New Year "New Year's Anniversary of the Year of the Rat"

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The first toast from the presenter.
Nice calm music sounds.
Presenter: Hello, good New Year's Eve everyone! These magical days brought us smiles, joy, team unity and love for work!

I hope that all employees who...

Scenario of the Year of the Rat for a corporate party

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Host: The year 2020 is knocking at our doors with new opportunities, dreams, new happiness, and with all my heart I wish everyone that what you have planned, on the eve of the most magical holiday, come true! Traditionally, the New Year in Russia is not complete without Christmas trees...

Scenario of the New Year's concert in the House of Culture "Waiting for a miracle"

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The music from the film "An Ordinary Miracle" is played, which is the leitmotif of the concert.
Entertainer. Good evening to all, dear viewers! Artists of the House of Culture are happy to talk with you on the eve of the most magical holiday! This New Year's Eve...

The best cultural and interesting scenario of the theatrical New Year's corporate party with the participation of the Snow Queen

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Santa Claus enters with the Snow Maiden.
Santa Claus:
-Many days and nights
We walked the route difficult, distant.
Our path is like a stream
Curled between the crystal fir trees.
(Coiled between the poplars,
Come on, pour grandfather!)
Together with the Snow Maiden
We hurried to...

Scenario for a good start to the New Year's show program for adults

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There is a noticeable revival in the hall.
LEADING; On the road with bells
Troikas are flying fast.
In a painted sleigh with carpets
Red girls are sitting.
Come to us for the New Year's holiday
IN...

An interesting and theatrical scenario for celebrating the New Year for adults with the participation of fairy-tale characters

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Hare Stepashka:

Oh baby, what's wrong with you? Do pigs drink?

What do you think Stepashechka? Where does the proverb come from
"Drunk like a pig." And you drink, everyone talks about you too, oblique,
oblique means drunk...

Piggy sings:

An interesting, fun and new scenario for the New Year, theatrical: "The Hungry Guest" for adults

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Philosophy of the table -
So that the snack was here!
It won't even take half an hour.
How will disappear ... (SAUSAGE)!

People like it very much
With red fish ... (SANDWICHES)!

Main snack view
It's in the middle of the table!
We remember at last
About salty...

NEW YEAR...

Scenario of a magical and interesting New Year's fairy tale

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It would be great if Grandfather with a gray beard and a red nose would unexpectedly call at our door. He would hug me and whisper softly in my ear:

Although you consider yourself smart and wise, but believe me, you cannot live without faith in a miracle. Beautiful fairy tale, ...

We carry interest and love for the New Year holiday through our whole life, there is something bright and childishly joyful in it, we expect gifts, miracles and special fun from it. And what fun without New Year's games, contests, fairy tales with dressing up and fun entertainment?!

New Year's games, competitions and skits are the same obligatory attribute of a holiday as a Christmas tree, champagne and gifts. After all, the New Year is a time of general fun; the time when you want to make noise and play. Do not deny yourself this - have fun! Moreover, everyone wants to move a little and fool around after the New Year's table, traditionally generous with all sorts of goodies and drinks!

Ready scripts for the quest. Detailed information can be viewed by clicking on the image of interest.

Entertainment program for the new year 2020

We offer you a wide variety of New Year's entertainment, which can be viewed at the links. They are suitable for corporate holidays, and for home parties, and for a close company of friends. There are a lot of games and competitions, and you can easily make an interesting entertainment program out of them.

In order to save time, we suggest purchasing collection “Entertain people for the New Year? Easily!"

The collection is intended:

for leading celebrations
for employees of organizations that plan to hold a New Year's corporate party on their own, without involving a toastmaster
for those who are going to hold a New Year's party at home
for active people who want to have fun and have fun all the New Year holidays with family, friends and relatives

The proposed games, contests and sketches will be more than enough for you not only for the entertainment program for this New Year, but also for the future New Year holidays!

All buyers of this collection - New Year's gifts:

Contents of the collection“Entertain people for the New Year? Easily!"

Scenes and impromptu tales included in the collection

The collection includes funny scenes and impromptu fairy tales, the plot of which is associated with a wonderful New Year's holiday. All skits - with funny and original stories; in addition, the texts are well edited, and signs with the names of the characters are made for impromptu scenes, which is very convenient for the organizer of the holiday program; it is also provided that when printing a specific scene or sheet with signs, nothing extra will be printed. Here is a brief description of the scenes that are included in the collection:

Guests from Italy on New Year's Eve(a very funny costumed New Year's greeting with the original text). A little preparation is required. Age: 16+
Happy New Year, or let's drink to happiness!(Impromptu fairy tale with chants, Host and 7 actors; all other participants also participate). Especially suitable for corporate celebration of the New Year.
Beauty and the Beast, or the Wrong Tale(fun tale-impromptu, host and 11 actors). For any conscious age :).
New Year's story in the forest, or Love at first sight(a short impromptu fairy tale, Host and 6 actors).
long-awaited gift(a miniature scene-pantomime, impromptu, from 1 to 3-4 people can take part in it). The scene is universal, suitable for both children and adults.
Magic Staff(New Year's theatrical scene, costume performance for adults, Storyteller (reader) and 10 actors). Long (at least 30 minutes), but at the same time An interesting funny scene with an original New Year's plot. Preliminary preparation is required. Age: 15+

Collection format: pdf file, 120 pages

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