The coolest scenes on the anniversary of a woman. Festive portal anniversary-on-bis.rf - everything for your anniversary. your guests will ask you to repeat the encore! Funny scenes for the anniversary of the woman

If you are organizing a celebration on the occasion of the anniversary, then you need to prepare well for it. Be sure to come up with funny pranks and games for guests. Better yet, if you have a couple of scenes that make you laugh so that guests fall off the chairs. For example, a sketch: hu and li is a great option for an anniversary. Hu and Li are the names of foreign guests who came from far away to congratulate the hero of the occasion on the anniversary. Only one name will cause guests delight and laughter. And what will happen next, you will find out for yourself.

Everyone knows how great it is to get together with friends and sit in the evening. And to make it even better and more interesting, there are new fairy tales-impromptu for a drunken group of friends on different holidays. For example, on an anniversary or new year, birthday, or just on friendly gatherings. See our ideas, take something for yourself and have fun.

How nice to sit with friends, drink beer and discuss the latest news. But sooner or later simple gatherings bother and you need more. You want to have fun and laugh so that the evening is even better and brighter. What do you play? Maybe in new fairy tales-alterations for a drunken company? Playing roles in such tales is very simple. You only need to distribute the roles, and then everything goes by itself. Take a look at our ideas and try to bring them to life.

Whatever holiday you spend, you always need to arrange games and competitions, hold fun game blocks and even make fairy tales and performances! But in order to show a fairy tale or a performance, one must rehearse, but there is no time for this. How to be? An instant impromptu performance comes to the rescue for a fun company that does not require training and rehearsals. You only need to choose guests to participate in the performances. Give them a role and words and that’s all - you can show the sketch to the audience, who will definitely appreciate it.

Hello, lovers of holidays and fun! If your wife, sister, mother, grandmother, aunt or other good lady has an anniversary, then, in addition to the material presentation, you can prepare funny scenes for the holiday woman. You can compose funny greetings and even write your own anniversary script.

Do not be afraid that the hero of the day will not appreciate your efforts. Even if she has a special sense of humor, the jubilee will like your desire to make her holiday more joyful. It doesn't matter how old the birthday is, 30-35 or 50-55 years old.

Ladies of the older generation have a great sense of humor, cheerful disposition and self-irony. Remember the delightful Faina Ranevskaya with her biting jokes!

Women who wear the proud title of “grandmother” love not only soulful songs, ditties and harmonious dances. Comic scenes with dressing up, if they are funny, will make you laugh loudly and the hero of the 60 years, and even 70 years.

By the way, a great idea is not only to prepare and beat the scene, but also to record it on video.

Every time a jubilee will review a humorous video, her mood will increase, and warm memories of a terrific holiday will warm her soul.

I offer you several options for various cool scenes, I hope you can choose suitable for your holiday.

Funny sketches for the anniversary of a woman with humor

Variants of interesting and funny scenes with humor on the anniversary, the birthday of any woman, it’s easy to come up with, write and play funny. It is important that the reprisals be understood by the guests and the hero of the occasion.

In the company of teachers, jokes about welders will be incomprehensible at a celebration where the average age of 50+ guests will not be appreciated by some youth jokes.

But let's get down to the skits themselves.

Costume sketches

Each costume scene is cool - guests, a birthday girl or presenters dress up in different costumes. If a funny text is attached to this action, then such entertainments are pleasant to those present.

Comic Scene “Doctor”

One guest needs to dress up in a doctor's suit. Mandatory white coat, hat with a red cross on his head and a large enema in his hand.

Doctor's text:

Hello, I’ve shone the medicine, wherever I want a candle - I’m healing a disease! I examined our jubilee, a medical experiment was conducted - this is the document about it! (Shows a beautifully designed A4 sheet, which contains medical evidence).
I have a little watched the state of our birthday and now I’ll read you medical evidence!

Age: the most blooming.
Life tone: men are very tonic.
Pulse: yes, wonderful.
Heart rate: works like a watch ... Kremlin chimes.
Vision: 100%, whether the man who drank the drink immediately, whether the children were fed and other little things.
Smell: perfect, always understand where and where the wind is blowing.
Rumor: hears a cartoon character about Big Ear.
Diseases: after a sumptuous dinner or when reading boring books, hibernates.
Day mode: first lying down, then walking, then sitting and again lying down ...
Conclusion: our patient is smart and beautiful.
Medical recommendations: less work and more care for men.

On the video you can see a comic scene that is more suitable for the man’s anniversary, but it can be played with the husband of the hero of the day.

Mini-scene "Gipsy fortune-telling"

Very suitable as a cool greeting from a friend. You will need a gypsy costume and a bag in which you need to lay eggs from the kinder. Beforehand, you need to unpack Kinder surprises, write funny predictions on pieces of paper and hide them in eggs.

Gypsy text:

Hello, my yacht! Come, do not be afraid, my pearl! I’ll tell the whole truth, precious guests and a diamond birthday girl! They will predict the future “eggs of fate” that belonged to the Great Kinder Surprise. Take each egg, not thinking about your status and years. Let what is hidden in the egg reveal the future to you.
Guests take eggs, open and read fortune-telling.

"Dear Carlson" - a funny fairy tale remake

Another wonderful scene with humor, at the end of which you can give a gift. It takes 2 people in costumes of Carlson and Toddler.

Text of performers:

Carlson: My dear, I was in a hurry to get you from my roof. What for? Well of course, gobble up your delicious cake! Will you give it to me? Not? Such a beautiful and such a greedy girl! Baby come on ask for a cake Maybe I'll give it to you?
Kid: Ask yourself, I'm shy. In general, I love buns and jam.
Carloson: Birthday girl, do you hear that buzzing? But nothing buzzes! My motor doesn’t want to hum without sweet. Treat me a cake, but will I play with you in the prettiest cast with a motor? Let's go back to the sheet .... Let's go crazy ?! Baby, my approach doesn't work, come on.
Kid: Aunt is a birthday girl, how old are you?
Carloson: Baby, are you crazy? You can’t ask your aunt about this? Cake will not. I’ll tell you in your ear (whispers to the baby in the ear).
Kid: I thought so, 18!
Carloson: But I’m embarrassed to ask, if there are 18 years old, then there will be as many cakes?
Kid: No, Carlson, there is one cake, but there will be as many candles as there are years. Mom always does that.
Carloson: And why so many candles. Better for every year on the cake, half would be given to me!
Kid: Okay, Carlson, let's change our present for a cake already. Aunt, will you change with us?
Carlosn: And here is the present (takes out the present) and a jar of jam to it (takes out the jam). To make life sweeter!
Mansion: congratulations!

Competition Scenes

Such scenes can be carried out when the number of guests connected among themselves by friendly or family relations is not too large.

Original scene “Old Man Hottabych” with the participation of the hero of the day

I need a Hottabych costume: a bathrobe, a turban, a beard, a rug and a bag. The old man sits on the mat, and in the bag you need to put the leaves with the tasks. Hottabych enters, bows, spreads his rug, sits on it and starts talking.

Text of Khottabych: I welcome you honorable guests and you are the most beautiful of the heroes of the anniversary! I flew to you from a distant country to fulfill the wishes of a precious birthday girl. But first, I have to make sure of your wisdom and resourcefulness. I will ask you difficult questions. Listen, oh, the light of my eyes.

Is it possible to celebrate a holiday for two days? No, they are separated by night!

What do you have that other people often use? Your name!

Well, I will fulfill my wishes, and the honored guests will help me.

My dears, I ask you to help me fulfill the wishes of the beautiful lady. Pull out the quest bag and fulfill your wishes.

The tasks are approximately the following:

sing;
drink;
take a swallow pose;
make a toast;
give a compliment;
hug the hero of the day;
kiss the hero of the day;
tell a joke.

When the guests completed the tasks, Hottabych should say: “Oh, precious birthday girl. I have another gift, a wonderful oriental dance! But I will not dance it, but your guests. ”

The music is turned on, the invitees dance.

Reprise "Congratulations from the chickens" in verse

It will take a lead and a detachment of chickens. If the gift is from the company, then this option of presenting it is perfect.

Lead text:

A detachment of chickens came to you,
Here they stand here exactly in a row,
Here, of course, not ducklings,
But all the great guys
Chickens were preparing for a year,
To congratulate you, here!
The squad was not lazy to you,
Go with a present on this day
Well, guests, let's ask the chickens,
What do they want to give a birthday girl?

Chick Text:

We’re not going to lay an egg,
The egg is big, golden.

Chickens gather in a heap and show that they are laying an egg. They take out a gift wrapped in the form of a large golden egg.

Lead text:

So that the birthday girl could receive a gift,
All guests should get up from the table
Dance you dance, let it be bright,
Then they will give the chickens a birthday present.

Everyone cheerfully dances to energetic music and receives Kinder-surprises as a gift, and the jubilee has her own surprise. You will be able to win a gift even if you give money.

Congratulatory scenes with gifts

The hero of the day will like to receive from colleagues or friends an original and cheerful congratulation in the form of a scene for a women's celebration.

"Berry"

Every woman at any age is a berry! Impromptu will not work, for the scene you will need attributes that will help turn guests into berries and fruits: raspberries, cherries, strawberries, watermelon. Guests dress up in costumes of berries and read congratulations to the birthday girl, present their gifts.

Texts for berries:

Be beautiful, bright, passionate,
Like a cherry juicy and beautiful!

Strawberry:

Be sweet like a strawberry!
Rich, sweet and not nasty!

I wish you so many diamonds
How many bones are in me.

I wish that I was useful!
And they never touched the disease!

Reprise "Gift from a sweetie" or how to give money in an original way

The main role in the sketch should be played by the man who needs to be dressed up as a little girl (from the details take a bow and a bib). The little baby girl sings a converted song to the melody “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” in a thin voice.

Lyrics for the remake:

I’m a little girl, I’m jumping, I’m singing,
And I love our birthday so much!
My name is all sweetie - everyone has their own taste.
But look at the belly - most likely I'm a bobblehead!
In such a beautiful dress, I came to visit you,
And she brought it to our good (name of the birthday girl).
She’s smart now, has gathered guests here,
And I brought her a chocolate medal.

He approaches the jubilee and presents the medal and his gift in an envelope.

Short humorous

A well-prepared mini-scene will be perceived much better than a long and poorly prepared one.

"Ushastik's song"

In the main role - a man. He will need to make large cardboard ears. He goes out and sings a funny song remaking on the motive “Cheburashka”.

Ushastic text:

Oh, I used to be weird
I ate porridge of manna,
Therefore, such ears are grown.
About different diets
I learned from the newspaper
And immediately, quickly, immediately applied.
But somehow on a wonderful day,
My birthday
(Birthday name) invited, so I came here.
From delicious treats
And cool experiences
I could not really, very long leave.
And he spat on a diet
And I ate candy
Then I also ate a cake.
I will say thank you
For inviting me
After all, the ears became good again.
I congratulate you
And pour a stack
I wish you happiness from the bottom of my heart!

Funny scene "Goldfish" for any date: 30, 50, 60 years

For the production you need three fishermen and a leader.

Still need:

accessories for fishing (fishing rods);
sheets of paper (3 pieces);
felt-tip pens or markers;
briefs (large size, family) without elastic.

The host congratulates the birthday girl and says: “Now these three fishermen will catch the Golden Fish on their anniversary. And the fish will fulfill many wishes. ”

Family fishermen are put on top of the fishermen. They take fishing rods, turn their backs to the guests and show with their appearance that they are fishing.

The first fisherman throws a fishing rod and at the same moment his pants fall down, and under them is attached a sheet of paper on which the inscription “We wish” is attached.

The second fisherman acts in a similar way and he also flies underpants, under them is paper and the inscription "To all."

The third man casts a fishing rod, his underpants fall off, and a third leaf appears, with the inscription "dreams have gone astray!"

The host reads the inscription and gives the birthday girl a live fish in the aquarium.

Fairy Tales

You can use your favorite Russian folk tales from childhood, as well as new modern ones.

Reprise "My Light is a Mirror"

The queen is participating, her reflection in the mirror, page, mirror. Costumes need to be selected appropriate. The queen enters the stage, followed by a page.

Queen's text:

I am not more beautiful in the world
Page, I want to know your answer.

Page text:

More beautiful than you in the world
You are the best on the planet.

Queen's text:

After all, you’re probably lying to the bastard?
Drag the mirror here.

They bring a mirror (the size of a queen), it is covered with matter. The queen takes off the veil and sees her reflection (In fact, this is only a frame from the mirror, and another person stands behind it).

Queen's text:

Tell me the mirror
Only tell the truth
Am I nicer in the world?
Well, blush there, whiter?

Mirror text:

Well, there are reasons for excitement,
There are already visible wrinkles.

Queen's text:

Don’t mess up, to no avail
Break it, damn it, into fragments!

Mirror text:

Woman, please forgive
And don't beat me in the face!
You are beautiful, no words ...
But I'm not ready to lie ...
There is a lady here who is sweeter
All the most beautiful, more fun!
(NAME OF BIRTHDAY) her call
And now she’s right here
Here (shows) she is sweeter to you
And today is the anniversary

Queen's text:

Well, since it's an anniversary
Pour me soon
The queen is given a glass, she goes to the birthday girl and speaks.

Queen's text:

Happy Anniversary
I drink my glass to the bottom
I wish you happiness, beauty
And they gave flowers

The one who stood behind the frame comes out of it and gives the bouquet a jubilee.

Now you can choose your favorite scenes, remade fairy tales for the celebration, for the women's birthday from the ones proposed, or come up with your own.

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Sincerely, Natalya Krasnova.

Funny scenarios and scenes for the anniversary and birthday of men and women, which are always useful for a merry congratulation at the table.

Most often, scenes are needed for the performance and the simultaneous presentation of gifts. We have more than 100 kinds of various congratulatory speeches for different ages: from 18 to 80 years old! But the most popular of course on the 50th, 55th, 60th, 65th, 70th anniversary. There are also mini-sketches for children's birthday from 1 year to adulthood.

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Holiday. Any person hearing this word, involuntarily smiles. Unfortunately, for many people, holidays come down to drinking alcohol, fighting and screaming. It’s not so difficult to spend the anniversary fun and interesting. Especially when it comes to a woman’s birthday! Moms, sisters, grandmothers, wives deserve just a grand celebration. Put a little imagination and patience, and then the guests and the hero of the day will be delighted.

Training

The scenario of the holiday needs to be thought out and painted on a sheet, to prepare the props. The tasks are simple, but require a bit of free time. It is not necessary to spend a lot of money on costumes and attributes. Conduct an audit in your own home, usually everything you need is easily located there. Every contest, scene, congratulations on the anniversary of a woman should be thought out to the smallest detail. You can ask a specific topic, or you can simply entertain guests in different styles and genres. Here it’s a matter of taste. When choosing a holiday theme, consider the hobbies and profession of the hostess of the celebration. If many employees are invited, be sure to beat and “laughter” over their professional activities. Be sure to use all the children present, they will not get in the way and have fun!

30 years is the best age

Three decades is the most remarkable age. The girl is beautiful, smart, not so naive. Present the anniversary with a piece of the east. On this birthday, she will be congratulated by the Shah - the oligarch Akavnar Busin Musalovinich! Prepare in advance a stretcher decorated with fabrics and pillows, a fan, a props for black servants. Give all the men present the task to come up with a compliment to the hero of the day. Pull black stockings over the servants' head, put on beads, flower wreaths, straw skirts - everything you can think of for an image. Wide robes and trousers are also suitable. For the role of the Shah, invite any male guest, preferably liberated. Dress him in a chic outfit, a turban, and pull pea family pants under his props!

Scene-congratulations on the anniversary of a woman of 30 years will begin with the fact that the culprit will be taken to the hall on a stretcher. Let the slaves go around a couple of circles, and then put the stretcher on the floor and under the white handles let the hero of the day drop to the floor. The host begins his speech: “Oh, the most beautiful of the most beautiful, the diamond of our eyes, the delicate flower of an Arabian tree! The shah himself and the ruler of the country of camels came to congratulate you! Drop your bottomless, aquamarine eyes and listen to his congratulations! ”To make it funnier, the Shah speaks an incomprehensible gibberish language. The host asks for an interpreter. Give one of the guests in advance the words written on a piece of paper, let him read them out as a translator.

"You broke my heart,

I will marry you!

The 33rd wife never hurts!

Gather your family, I will ship you to the camel,

And let's go to heaven to me on a loaded ship! ”

Anchor: “Now the shah wants to perform a dance as a sign of respect and love. It symbolizes love and an offer of a hand and heart! ”The Shah begins to dance with oriental music to elements of striptease. Having thrown off the robe-props, he remains in the family pants with polka dots.

Now the facilitator asks each male guest to go out and, kissing the birthday girl’s hand, give his compliment as a congratulation.

35 - nowhere to take such beauty

The jubilee is still young and beautiful, but she is already worried about the wrinkles and extra folds that have appeared. Remind her how attractive she is: men pay attention, as before, to a young girl. A 35th anniversary congratulation scene will be held on Olympus. Dress guests in the gods of Olympus. Tie white sheets on one shoulder, add crowns, nimbuses on the head, and dress the child with Cupid.

The presenter addresses the hero of the day: “Dear Aphrodite! Your mother revealed to us the secret of your birth! It turns out that by the horoscope you are the Goddess! And relatives descended from Olympus to congratulate you personally and wish to always remain as incomparable! ”

The birthday girl can also be clothed in a white sheet.

Presenter: “Now we know that the little ... (name) did not cry in childhood, but sang like a Siren. That is why light emanates from it, as if from a phosphor figurine. She is the Goddess! The secret is revealed, now it is clear to everyone why in her life everything turns out better than others. Goddesses do not eat earthly food, they need light and positive emotions. Let's all raise our glasses and take turns telling our Goddess one good warning! ”

The guests raise their glasses and say what they want (good, prosperity, love, happiness), and write down their word on a small piece of paper. The presenter prepares a beautiful box in advance, where wishes are stored. Then he presents this gift to the jubilee: “Each guest shared something sacred with you, just like you illuminate this hall with your own light.”

Zeus invites a birthday girl to dance.

Anchor: “Today Hercules himself came down to congratulate you on a holiday!” Everyone will like this scene-congratulation for the woman’s anniversary. Cool moments will be in the appearance of a new hero. In the role of Hercules, there must be the most flimsy and thinest guest who can be found!

“Now he will demonstrate his heroic strength!” Two guests pull a thin thread at a distance of 2 meters. Presenter: "Now Hercules will break the steel chain right before your eyes." Hercules pretends to apply inhuman force - and breaks the thread.

Anchor: “Hercules will raise 5 tons to the ceiling in honor of our Goddess!” On a pre-prepared bank it says “5 tons”. Hercules lifts the weight and gets applause!

The scene is a little sentimental, but guests will still have fun.

Berry

Everyone knows the expression "At 45 - a woman’s berry again!" Under this motto there will also be a scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 45 years! Attributes for costumes of berries and fruits will be required. Guests dressed in raspberries, strawberries, blackberries, cherries, blueberries, and watermelon will speak congratulatory words. Make costumes with humor, it is not necessary to sew overalls or dresses, it will be enough a mask, a bright scarf, hat, accessory. It will be funny if half the berries are men, let them speak in thin voices.

Anchor: “Today, her friend-berries came to congratulate the birthday girl! The same young, beautiful and stylish! ”The dressed-up guests come out and congratulate the hero of the day. Begins a scene-congratulation on the anniversary of the woman with the release of cherries.

“Be like me, you are juicy, passionate,

Bright, sweet and beautiful!

So that everyone wants you

And looked enviously! ”

Strawberry:

“I wish you happiness, juicy like me!

To have a lot of money

So that a broom would stand outside the door.

The bills will be their revenge

And carry to the piggy bank! "

“How many bones are in me -

So many diamonds I wish you!

Put it on the caskets

Shine on life and shine! ”

“I am beautiful and tasty, the main thing is useful!

So like me, always been

And beautiful and needed,

Could catch a cold

And have some fun! ”

Half life

Scene congratulations on the anniversary of a woman 50 years old should be fun and musical! The best solution is congratulations from real gypsies! It will take a lot of long bright skirts, which the guests put on, and shirts for men. Skirts can be made from old sheets and cuts of fabrics, collecting them on an elastic band. Wigs, huge artificial flowers, shawls, scarves - all this can be found at home or with friends. Pick up incendiary music, you can make an imitation of a hut, tent, campfire. It will be a very active and fiery scene-congratulation on the anniversary of the woman. Funny costumes will complement the picture, and a bear who comes out on a leash from a seasoned gypsy with a pipe will make a splash!

Gypsies surround the birthday girl, dance around her. Here comes an old gypsy with a deck of cards and a crystal ball. She offers the jubilee to reveal the secrets of her future. If you are well acquainted with the hero of the occasion, then you know about her cherished desires, the problems that she wants to solve. Let the gypsy predict her exactly what she wants! You can do this in a veiled form, so that only she understands!

Pirates attack

Pirate parties are already classics. But it always comes out funny and interesting. The 55th anniversary congratulation scene will be intriguing and fun. You can arrange a treasure hunt. Give the birthday girl and her team the first note, which indicates where the next one is. After a brief search, the hero of the day should discover the treasure. A surprise can be a real gift or any cool little thing, souvenir, box of chocolates.

Pirate attributes can be requested from children: pistols, knives, blindfolds. Dress up a few people as pirates and kidnap the hero of the day. The anniversary congratulations for the woman will be full of adventure. Put the birthday girl on a chair and chain. They can be made of colored paper. Now the remaining guests must complete the comic tasks of the pirates in order to free the culprit of the holiday.

Tasks

Exercise 1

Guest and pirate are competing who will drink a glass of rum faster! Of course, you can pour lemonade into the glass.

Task 2

Now a talent contest. A pirate and a guest dance an incendiary dance or sing karaoke.

Task 3

One of the pirates and the guest show their athletic data: push-ups, squats, jump rope, who is longer.

After all the completed tasks, you can return the birthday girl to her place and drink for her health.

Grandfather's wife

Scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 60 years can be performed in a fabulous style. Usually at this age the jubilee is already a grandmother. And her beloved fairy-tale heroes will come to congratulate. Pinocchio, Baba Yaga, Serpent Gorynych, Koschey the Immortal, Water will be more family and understandable to her. The presenter explains to the jubilee that uninvited guests who want to present presents have come to her. Guests dressed in fairy-tale characters come in.

Baba Yaga: “Of course, you are nothing, but nothing is more beautiful than grandma in this world!” It will be boring - come to visit, we’ll make a seagull with mushrooms. I want to give you a brand new shiny panicle! You’ll fly to the garden for your granddaughters! ”Then Baba Yaga presents the keys tied with a bow or a real broom.

Koschey: “I actually flew to get married! But since you have an anniversary here, I will postpone the visit for tomorrow! Here I give you a million! Buy a wedding dress - wait for me tomorrow! ”He hands a wad of money from a joke bank!

Have fun from the heart

In no case do not spend the holidays boring, without competitions and jokes! This is especially true for anniversaries. Any scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman will be remembered by her for life! Pay as much attention as possible to your loved ones and do not lose

Woman, then prepare a festive script, in the sketches of which all guests will take part.

Funny sketches for a woman’s birthday will cheer up even the most serious guests, and it will be interesting for a birthday girl to watch comic sketches-congratulations on her birthday.

Funny and funny mini-scenes for a woman’s birthday will be a great addition to the main gifts for the hero of the occasion.

Cool sketch for a woman’s birthday “Congratulation from a sweetie”

Presenter:

Dear guests!
Now let’s remind the birthday girl about her childhood,
About her carefree time!
We have a guest who is without coquetry
He knows and tells everything about childhood!

(a full man dressed up as a little girl runs out jumping up and down like a little girl, that is, he has a large bow on his head, knickers with ruffles to the knee, some kind of children's blouse, singing “La-la-la, la-la- la ”, stops in front of the birthday girl and sings a song in a childish manner, on the motive“ A Christmas tree was born in the forest ”)

Baby doll song

I am a little girl,
I play and sing
(Name of the birthday girl), like candy,
I sincerely love!

Everybody calls me baby
To each his own!
Because of the big belly
Most likely I'm a bobblehead!

In your favorite dress
I came to visit you,
Beloved birthday girl
Gift brought!

She is smartly dressed
Gathered all the guests!
For this chocolate
The medal will be hers!

(runs up to the birthday girl and gives her a chocolate medal)

Fun Birthday Scene “The Hunter and the Hare”

A hunter with a gun runs into the hall. You can think of it, according to the scenario, riding on skis, for example, on roller skis. On his head is a cap with earflaps, on his body is a sweatshirt.

The hunter, referring to the birthday girl:

So I got here,
Though a little out of breath.
Pour a shot glass
The neck should be moistened.
For a long time I was not
But there is one reason for this.
I still couldn’t catch a gift,
Although he raced after them with all his might!
But thank God I have a gun
And I took advantage of it.
So - a gift! Come in!
And show us your song!

The room includes bunnies (dressed guests). Naturally, if they are dressed in costumes like on a matinee, it will be even funnier.

Hares come out and start to sing a song to the motive of the song “But we don't care”

Song:
We will sing today
We will dance today
Just for you
Just for you.
On this glorious day
Your name day
We congratulate you
And these are the words:

Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday,

We have a deal
On this holiday,
We scream to you
Happy be you!

And all the guests are drunk
And all the guests are in a frenzy,
From your beauty
They can’t take their eyes off.
Congratulations to you
Congratulations on the songs
And sing faster
Cool words:

Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday,
All your friends have gathered here now.
We have a deal
On this holiday,
We scream to you
Happy be you!

Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday,
We scream out loud
Congratulations to you.
You have happiness
It will be ... oh-ho-ho!
We scream to you
Happy be you!

Cool mini-scene for a woman's birthday

Presenter:

Dear birthday girl!
On a visit came to us alone
Unusual citizen!
He's a little weird in appearance
He wants to say “thank you”
And for what - now we find out.
A guest! We invite you!

(a man comes out with very large ears made of cardboard, foam rubber or sewn from something, he sings a birthday song):

Ushastik song (to the motive of the song about Cheburashka “I was once a strange toy anonymous ...”)

I was once weird
I ate porridge of manna,
Therefore, I have grown such ears!
About fashion diets
I learned from the newspaper
And immediately, foolishly, he immediately applied!

But somehow on Sunday
Me for birthday
(Birthday name) invited and I decided to go,
From delicious treats
Have a nice experience
I couldn’t move away for a long, long time!

I spat on a diet
I bought myself a candy!
Thank you, (name of the birthday girl), I want to tell you
For inviting me
And deliciously fed
After all, the ears became cool again!

(removes big ears and says a toast):

To fix my result,
I ask everyone to pour it now!

Scene for the woman’s birthday “Three girls under the window”

Leading:
Three maidens by the window
Spun late in the evening
And not so much they spun,
How milled with tongue!

1st girl:
Something bored us!
Won't you go girls
Are we guests today?

Leading: Then the second picked up ...

2nd girl:
Drinking would not be a sin!
But where would we go
What would take us all?

Leading:
The third one wondered for a long time,
Eyes have become more fun ...

3rd girl:
Won't you go girls
Together for the anniversary?

Leading:
And all went to you
Birthday celebrate.
Now do not be surprised -
Will congratulate you.

1st girl:
Congratulations to the anniversaries from the bottom of our hearts.
We have gifts for you.
They are very good!

2nd girl:
So that you do not take the ailment -
Presenting this salt.
Do not hold seasoning
And on top of the box.
From diseases of all in a row
It helps, they say! (handed a pack of salt)

3rd girl:
You are with this present
Do not grieve, do not despair!
Slowly in his bath
Rub every place! (handing a washcloth or sponge)

1st girl:
On this bright, glorious day
We congratulate you!
And with all my heart
We dedicate the dance!

Short funny sketch for the woman’s birthday “Medical examination”

One of the guests acts as a doctor and assistant, and the birthday girl, of course, is a patient.

After a short inspection flavored with funny jokes, the "medical staff" retires "to the meeting."

After a few minutes, the "health workers" returned, and the "doctor" in the hands of Liszt with a diagnosis. The doctor announces the medical indications:

Passport data.

Age: blooms and smells.

Pulse: beats over the edge, difficult to measure.

Blood type: red bodies in abundance, real blood with milk.

Heart rate: sometimes calm, from time to time freezes from excitement or delight, at the moment indicates complete happiness.

Hearing: universal, suitable for everyday use.

Vision: helps to notice the positive even in the smallest detail.

Smell: helps to accurately determine where the wind blows from, but the nose only responds to the stronger sex.

Diseases: for a strange reason, it can hibernate after a hearty lunch or dinner. The same symptoms are observed while watching TV.

The final conclusion: the patient has just begun to live, it is urgent to receive from life everything that has so far passed by, and also to learn to enjoy everyday activities.

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