Children's Soviet riddles from the murzilka. Found riddles from the Soviet era Murzilka. Two anecdotes per topic

1.To pat the front, you need to lick the back.

2. A circle of hair, in the middle of a sausage.

3.What a fellow in the morning drips from the end.

4. From above it is black inside red, as you put it so beautifully.

5. Hair on hair, body on body and a dark matter begins.

6. Either cold - now hot, now hanging - now standing.

7. There - here - back, you and I are pleased.

8. What are you looking at me for? Undress I'm yours!

9. Between the legs dangles on an X called.

10. The hairy head goes deftly behind the cheek.

11.We are daring guys we climb in the cracks!

12.Lies on its back - no one needs it. Lean against the wall - it will come in handy.

13. Small, white, with a tail, drinks blood. Pull the string - heavenly delight.

14. In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure.

15. You remember him a little, it will become hard like a potato.

16. Take it in my hands, I will squeeze it tightly - It will become elastic And hard as a turnip.

17. The red head crawls into the hole deftly.

18. Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has.

19. If not for grandmother's shaggy, grandfather's beaters would freeze.

20. Above the knee, below the puppet - what do they put in what is their name?

21. Above the knee, below the navel, the hole is big enough to fit a hand.

22. No horseradish, not a carrot - a red head.

23. Without arms, without legs - a gallop on a woman.

24.Long, red, seemingly not dangerous. The peasant will want to - jump up, and the woman will wait.

GUESTS

1.Postage stamp

2.Corn

3.Crane, Kettle, Icicle

7.Swing, Toothbrush

8 bed

9.Lap, Trunk, Tail

12.Staircase

13.Tampax

18 zest

19.Mittens

22 pioneer in cap

There is a legend that in the region of the 80s in the magazine "Murzilka", which was published for primary school age, very ambiguous riddles were printed. Either this "secret sex educational program" represented a sophisticated author's revenge against the Puritan censorship in the USSR in general and editors in particular, or it was just entertainment. Or maybe even an unconscious Freudian projection of sexual complexes into creativity. Riddles, however, are circulating to this day: who has not heard the famous "back and forth, you and I are pleased" or "what fellow drips from the end in the morning"?

Puzzles

If for some wild reason you do not know the answers, you can try to guess. Answers are nearby, you need to select them with the mouse.

To stroke the front, you need to lick the back. (Postage Stamp)

What fellow always drips from the end? (Kettle, samovar, water tap)

Around the hair, in the middle of the sausage. (Corn)

From above it is black inside red, as you shove it so beautifully. (Galoshes)

Hair on hair, body on body and a dark matter begins. (Eyelids)

There-here-back, you and I are pleased. (Swing)

What are you looking at me for? Undress I'm yours! (Bed)

The hairy head goes deftly behind the cheek. (Toothbrush)

We - daring guys climb into the cracks! (Cockroaches)

Lies on his back - no one needs it. Lean against the wall - it will come in handy. (Stairs)

In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure. (Movie)

Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has. (Zest)

You remember it a little, it will become hard like a potato. (Snowball)

I will take it in my hands, I will squeeze it tightly - It will become elastic and firm, like a turnip. (Snowball)

The red head clicks deftly into the hole. (Woodpecker)

If not for grandmother's shaggy women, grandfather's beaters would freeze. (Mittens)

Not a horseradish, not a carrot - a red head. (Pioneer)

He came up from behind, put it in and went. (Slippers)

I take it with both hands, stick it between my legs, make movements, I get pleasure. (A bike)

True or fake?

In RuNet, these riddles are widely circulated, and almost everywhere in the comments there are disputes on the topic "was or was not." There are people who "personally saw and personally read", they are opposed by others who "20 years ago loved the magazine and did not miss a single issue, but this was not, and, in fact, it could not be."

It is impossible to say for sure, of course, but, most likely, it is a fake. There are not so few preserved files of "Murzilka", and the "riddles", if they really existed, would certainly have been pulled out into the light of day long ago. By the way, the same archives for the period of interest to us, you can see what kind of riddles were in use. Well, control over materials was then iron, ideologically verified - especially for children.

And if you can hardly believe in “you remember him a little, it will become hard like a potato”, then “small, black, wrinkled - every woman has” in a children's magazine is completely unimaginable because of the innocence of even an innocent meaning.

The origin of the riddles is most likely explained by common children's yard folklore. Moreover, there is actually a lot of this kind of "creativity".

Continuation

These "riddles" do not even pretend to be "murzilian", although the posib is absolutely the same. The answers are also nearby, in white, a mouse to help.

Either cold or hot, now hanging or standing. It consists of three letters, in the middle "U" stands. (Shower)

A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on "E". (Ate blackberries)

When it works, it stands, When it finishes, it bows, It consists of three letters, On the "x" ... it begins. (Chorus)

As soon as it rises, it will reach the sky. (Rainbow)

How good it is for you and me when you lie on your back ... (Hedgehog with an apple)

Without arms, without legs, but climbs out of panties. (Mike)

From a furry cannon, Petya threw a naked one. Guess, children, what Petya threw to Masha. (Dandelion)

Hangs out during the day and sticks at night. (Cover door hook)

Baba substitutes a hole - grandfather fills the tip. They grunt and sleep like that all night. (Swivel door hook and eyelet)

Dangles between the legs, called "x". (Tail)

Inserted dry, removed wet, composed of three letters, ends with "y". (Tea)

Schwarzenegger has a long one, Jackie Chan has a short one, Madonna doesn't, and the Pope hasn't used it for a long time. (Surname)

Above the knee, below the navel, there is such a hole that a hand can fit. (Pocket)

They take it with two fingers, insert it into the hole with the hair. There goes dry and strong, from there - wet and powerless. (Snuff)

Go to the garden bed to pull the shaggy. If you are weak and weak, you will not get along with a woman. (Turnip harvesting)

Wipe him with your hands, put your lips around him, put it in her hole, pretend and she will cry! (Horn)

Long, red, seemingly not dangerous, the man wants to - jump up, and the woman will wait. (Tram)

You sweat for half an hour - you go crazy for five minutes. (Sledging downhill)

Red head, under it - a beard, gets up early in the morning, does not let Masha sleep! (Cockerel)

Red, smelly, shaking between the legs. (Motorcycle)

No arms, no legs, gallop on a woman. (Rocker)

That the boy and the girl are in the same place? A boy of three letters, a girl of five? Hint: the boy has the letter U in the middle of the word, the girl ends with A. (Chub and Bangs)

The thicker and longer - the dearer the girl! (Scythe)

Is it hard to insert into soft, and the balls dangle nearby? (Earrings.)

Two anecdotes per topic

The Rabotnitsa magazine held a competition. There were three questions to be answered. The main prize was awarded to a 12-year-old boy Petenka. A 70-year-old pensioner writes to the magazine: “So they say and so, I have known women since 15! I answered all the questions. And you are giving the prize to some milk sucker. "The answer of the" Rabotnitsa "magazine:" Dear reader! To the first question: "Where do women have the most curly hair?", The boy Petenka answered correctly: "IN CENTRAL AFRICA!" What did you answer? Moreover, they drew ... To the second question: "What is the most important organ of women?", The boy Petenka answered correctly: "WORLD WOMEN'S ORGANIZATION" What did you answer? Moreover, they drew ... And, finally, to the third question: “What is every woman looking forward to every month?”, The boy Petenka answered correctly: “NEW ISSUE OF OUR MAGAZINE”! What did you answer ?! Thanks at least not drawn ...

Little Johnny turns to the teacher:
- Mary Ivanna, I'm too smart to sit in first grade. My sister is already in the third, but I'm smarter than her. So I also want to go to third grade!
- Well, well, let's go to the director, if he agrees, he will transfer you to the third grade.
The teacher leaves Vovochka next to the director's office, goes there herself and explains the situation to the director. He answers:
- Well, let him come, I will now ask him a few questions, which he probably will not answer, so he will have to stay in the first grade.
The teacher calls Vovochka, she and the director offer him an "exam", and he agrees. The director starts:
- Tell me, Little Johnny, how much is 3x3?
— 9.
- And how much will 6x6 be?
— 36.
For an hour, the director asks him questions that only a third-grader with an excellent student could handle, and Little Johnny answers without hesitation every time. Seeing that the student is really developed beyond his years, the director gives up and agrees to transfer him to the third grade. However, here the teacher intervenes:
- May I ask a few questions?
The director and Little Johnny agree. The teacher begins:
- Why do I have two cows?
- Legs.
- What do you have in your trousers, but I don’t?
The director nervously adjusts his glasses and is about to intervene, but Little Johnny immediately answers:
- Pockets.
- What does a woman have in the middle and behind, and a man only behind?
(The director takes his breath away)
- Letter N.
Where do women have the curliest hair?
(The director has a horror grimace on his face)
- In Africa, Mary Ivanna.
- And what is it: soft, but women's hands make it hard?
(Director rolls his eyes wildly)
- Nail polish.
- What is in the middle of the women's legs?
(The director can't believe his ears)
- Knees.
- What is wider for a married woman than for an unmarried woman?
- The bed.
- What starts with "for" and is in the back for all of us?
(The director starts to break out in a cold sweat)
- Back of the head, Mary Ivanna.
- And what begins with P, ends with A, and this is given to other people to enjoy?
(Director covers his face with his hands)
- When there were no CDs yet, it was a record.
The director, unable to bear it any longer, interrupts the teacher:
- That's enough! I transfer him immediately to the 6th grade. I myself just answered all these questions incorrectly to myself !!!

To stroke the front, you need to lick the back. (Postage Stamp)
Around the hair, in the middle of the sausage. Or: I grew up - I grew up, I got out of my pants, along the edges of a hair in the middle of a sausage. (Corn)
The top is black, the inside is red, as you put it in, it's so beautiful. (Galoshes)
Hair on hair, body on body and a dark matter begins. (Eyelids)
Either cold or hot, now hanging or standing. It consists of three letters, in the middle "U" stands. (Shower)
There - here - back, you and I are pleased. (Swing)
What are you looking at me for? Take off your clothes, I'm yours! (Bed)
The hairy head goes deftly behind the cheek. (Toothbrush)
We are daring guys, we climb into the cracks! (Cockroaches)
Lies on his back - no one needs it. Lean against the wall - it will come in handy. (Stairs)
In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure. (Movie)
You remember it a little, it will become hard like a potato. (Snowball)
I will take it in my hands, squeeze it tightly - it will become elastic and hard like a turnip. (Snowball)
The red head clicks deftly into the hole. (Woodpecker)
Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has. (Zest)
If it were not for the shaggy grandmothers, the grandfather's beaters would freeze. (Mittens)
Not a horseradish, not a carrot - a red head. (Pioneer in a garrison cap)
He came up from behind, stuck it in and went. (Slippers)
How good it is for you and me when you lie on your back ... (Hedgehog with an apple)
I take it with both hands, put it between my legs, make movements, get pleasure ... (Bicycle)
As soon as it rises, it will reach the sky. (Rainbow)
The prettiest ghost with a motor. (Zaporozhets)
A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on the "E". (Ate blackberries)
Without arms, without legs, but climbs out of panties. (Mike)
When it works, it stands, When it finishes, it bows, It consists of three letters, On X ... it begins. (Chorus)
From a furry cannon, Petya threw a naked one. Guess, children, what Petya threw to Masha. (Dandelion)
Hangs out during the day and sticks at night. (Cover door hook)
Baba substitutes a hole - grandfather fills the tip. They grunt and sleep like that all night. (Swivel door hook and eyelet)
Dangles between the legs, called "X". (Tail)
Inserted dry, removed wet, composed of three letters, ends with "Y". (Tea)
Schwarzenegger's it is big, Jackie Chan is small, Madonna doesn’t have it at all, and the Pope hasn’t used it for a long time ... (Last name)
Above the knee, below the navel, there is such a hole that a hand can fit. (Pocket)
They take it with two fingers, insert it into a hole with hair ... There goes dry and strong, from there - wet and powerless ... (Snuff)
Which fellow is dripping from the end in the morning? (Water tap)
Go to the garden bed to pull the shaggy. If you are weak and weak, you will not get along with a woman. (Turnip harvesting)
Wipe him with your hands, put your lips around him, put it in her hole, pretend and she will cry! (Mouthpiece and horn)
Long, red, seemingly not dangerous, the man wants to - jump up, and the woman will wait. (Tram)
You sweat for half an hour - you go crazy for five minutes. (Downhill sledding)
Red head, under it - a beard, gets up early in the morning, does not let Masha sleep! (Cockerel)
Red, smelly, shaking between the legs. (Motorcycle)
No arms, no legs, gallop on a woman. (Rocker)
That the boy and the girl are in the same place? A boy of three letters, a girl of five? Hint: the boy has the letter U in the middle of the word, the girl ends with A. (Chub and Bangs)
The thicker and longer - the dearer the girl! (Scythe)

 

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