Abstract of a quiz on the rules of the road together with parents on the topic “More important than all toys is a child car seat” in the senior group. Comic scene for men Oh, the light of my hottabych eyes
Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has come to you,
He is a famous doka in miracles!
On the carpet he, so quickly,
Arrived for the Anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!
(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm. Folding his palms in an oriental way, he bows to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, O most beautiful of the birthday girls!” Then he turns to the guests: “Hello, honored guests! ”She spreads a rug, sits on it, bending her legs in an oriental way, and then says to the birthday girl):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your deepest desires! But first, my wisest one, let me ask you some wise questions!
(birthday girl allows)
HOTTABYCH:
I listen and obey!
Oh, my dearest! Let me hear my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is a night between them!)
Oh, my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she?
(correct answer is name)
Oh, my wise one! And my third question: what kind of fabric cannot be used to sew a costume for a birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)
May there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do this with the help of your venerable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!
Listen and understand! (pulls out first hair)
Fulfill all wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out second hair)
Let it be so, and not otherwise! (pulls out third hair)
(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an oriental bow and tells them):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh distinguished guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I beg you, for everything I’m ready, to pull out each of your tickets!
(Hottabych takes out a bag with numbers from his pocket and the guests draw them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):
TASKS FOR GUESTS:
Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka soon!
Have a glass of wine
For a rosy face!
Treat the neighbor on the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!
You, my friend, have the right
Smack on the cheek of a friend on the right!
compliment now
Birthday girl from us!
To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!
Good guests today
Throw away your shyness
Tell a joke
This is what people want from you!
We'll have fun
If you get up now
In the pose of a swallow, my friend,
Toast telling us a small!
Birthday girl with us
Feast for the eyes, just class!
Come to her, hug
And smile at all the guests!
Kiss the birthday girl
Just don't play too hard!
Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing back
Forget for a while
About chondrosis, my favorite!
Describe a circle with your right foot
Knocking on the tummy with the left hand,
At the same time, you try to drink a glass,
Not a drop should be spilled!
Use modern jargon now
Confessing love to the birthday girl
My order is the strictest law,
You speak without hesitation!
(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as to bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their belly!
(2-3 girls in oriental costumes come out and dance a belly dance to some oriental melody, or the soundtrack of the song “Rasputin” performed by the Boni M. Hottabych ensemble is very suitable, then he comes up to the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says) :
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, mistress of my thoughts! I leave you until the next birthday!
(bows to everyone in the east and leaves)
Number - congratulations from Old Man Hottabych with games
Presenter:
Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has come to you,
He is a famous doka in miracles!
On the carpet he, so quickly,
Arrived for the Anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!
(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm. Folding his palms in an oriental way, he bows to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, O most beautiful of the birthday girls!” Then he turns to the guests: “Hello, honored guests! ”She spreads a rug, sits on it, bending her legs in an oriental way, and then says to the birthday girl):
Hottabych:
Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your deepest desires! But first, my wisest one, let me ask you some wise questions!
(birthday girl allows)
Hottabych:
I listen and obey!
Oh, my dearest! Let me hear my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is a night between them!)
Oh, my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she?
(correct answer is name)
Oh, my wise one! And my third question: what kind of fabric cannot be used to sew a costume for a birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)
May there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do this with the help of your venerable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!
Listen and understand! (pulls out first hair)
Fulfill all wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out second hair)
Let it be so, and not otherwise! (pulls out third hair)
(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an oriental bow and tells them):
Hottabych:
Oh distinguished guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I beg you, for everything I’m ready, to pull out each of your tickets!
(Hottabych takes out a bag with numbers from his pocket and the guests draw them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):
TASKS FOR GUESTS:
Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka soon!
***
Have a glass of wine
For a rosy face!
***
Treat the neighbor on the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!
***
You, my friend, have the right
Smack on the cheek of a friend on the right!
compliment now
Birthday girl from us!
***
To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!
***
Good guests today
Throw away your shyness
Tell a joke
This is what people want from you!
***
We'll have fun
If you get up now
In the pose of a swallow, my friend,
Toast telling us a small!
***
Birthday girl with us
Feast for the eyes, just class!
Come to her, hug
And smile at all the guests!
***
Kiss the birthday girl
Just don't play too hard!
***
Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing back
Forget for a while
About chondrosis, my favorite!
***
Describe a circle with your right foot
Knocking on the tummy with the left hand,
At the same time, you try to drink a glass,
Not a drop should be spilled!
***
Use modern jargon now
Confessing love to the birthday girl
My order is the strictest law,
You speak without hesitation!
(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):
Hottabych:
Oh, beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as to bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their belly!
(2-3 girls in oriental costumes come out and dance a belly dance to some oriental melody, or the soundtrack of the song “Rasputin” performed by the Boni M. Hottabych ensemble is very suitable, then he comes up to the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says) :
Hottabych:
Oh, mistress of my thoughts! I leave you until the next birthday!
(bows to everyone in the east and leaves)
The light in the hall is off, the children with the teachers enter the hall.
Leading. I don't understand anything. Every year we come here for, and today even the light is not on in the hall. Maybe there will be no holiday at all? Oh, yes, we are not alone here, guests came to our holiday (greet). Guys, it seems someone is coming here, let's sit on the chairs and look. (Voices from behind the door.)
Baba Yaga. Well, faster, faster, devils striped, completely lazy. Take it to the tree, you lazybones. Be careful not to turn over!
(The devils bring Baba Yaga into the hall on a stretcher, go around the Christmas tree, lower it to the floor and run away.)
Baba Yaga. Get out of here, evil spirit!
(He looks around the room with a contemptuous glance, while closing one eye.)
Well, doves, New Year's concert wanted? Did you come to see the show? And I’ve been watching the show for two thousand years already (in a grumpy voice, as if to myself), how tired I am of this soap opera ... I’d better perform my last swan ...
The theme is Odette from Swan Lake.
Baba Yaga is dancing.
Baba Yaga. Oh, damned sciatica, completely tortured (walks, limping, takes out a remote control from his pocket). Here it is, my handsome Panasonic, technology at the highest level. And what do we have on the first channel? (He clicks the remote control, an explosion is heard. The old man Hottabych enters with a mincing step to the soundtrack “Ha-ha, Hottabych”, goes around the Christmas tree, making oriental bows)
Baba Yaga(displeasedly clicks the remote control, looks at Hottabych indignantly). And who else is this? This is not in the program. Maybe the technology failed? Or is it devils striped spoilage? Well, I'll show them now! (Runs away.)
Leading. Guys, I don't understand anything! Now the devils are running, then Baba Yaga is dancing. And who are you, respectable old man?
Hottabych. Hello, O light of my eyes, O wisest of the wisest, O obedient of the most obedient children, I, Hasan Abdurakhman ibn Khottab, appeared before your bright eyes to congratulate you on the New Year. This year is not easy. According to the Eastern calendar, 2008 is the Year of the Mouse. To appease her, we need to arrange big celebration with masks and jokes, dances, songs and smiles.
Leading. With pleasure, dear Hottabych. Let's guys fix our fancy dress, check our good mood Let's smile at our guests and at each other. All right, Hottabych, we are ready. Only now our hall is not festive, the Christmas tree does not sparkle with lights. Maybe you can help us?
Hottabych. O smiley ones among the smiling ones, oh merry ones among the merry ones, stand around this beautiful thorny tree and together we will make magic. (Magic music sounds, Hottabych pronounces magic words.)
Fuck-tebidah-tebidah-tah-tah-tah, one-two-three,
Come on, Christmas tree, burn! Come on, Christmas tree, shine! Have fun with us!
(The Christmas tree lights up, the children clap their hands, the music of the round dance song “Hello, New Year”, after its execution, the children sit down.)
Leading. Dear Hottabych, maybe you can use your magic beard to help us call Grandfather Frost.
Hottabych. O best of the best! I'm ready to do anything for these cute kids, but I've never met him and don't know what he looks like! Describe it to me.
Leading. Tall, red-cheeked, with a large beard.
Hottabych. There is nothing easier, this simple wish will be fulfilled! (Hottabych utters the spell “Fuck-tebidah-tebidah-dah-doh”, music sounds, Karabas-Barabas appears.)
Karabas-Barabas. I am ugly, so terrible, I am bloodthirsty and very greedy, I am familiar to each of you, I am Karabas! I am Barabas! I train in the puppet theater. They must obey me, and if not, I will throw them into the closet without water or food. Dance, dance now!!!
(Children perform a dance, Karabas-Barabas, cracking a whip, gives commands during the dance.)
Leading. Hottabych, what have you done! Rather, return it to the fairy tale! (Hottabych conjures "Fuck-tebidah-tebidah-dah-dah! Karabas spin and get out of here!" Karabas, spinning, runs away from the hall.)
Leading. Oh, I'm barely alive from fear! Please, dear Hottabych, be more attentive. We will try to better explain what Santa Claus looks like. Listen!
(Children read the poem “He has grown to my eyebrows.”)
Hottabych. Got it. He is old, he is a hundred years old, he likes to joke, play with children. Meet!
(Pronounces a spell, the Dwarf appears.)
Presenter: Dear Hottabych! You pulled the wrong hair again. This is the Gnome. Correct the error.
Hottabych. O kindest one! Now, now I'll fix it. But I see you have the same gnomes, amuse old Hottabych!
(Dance of the Dwarves.)
Hottabych. O wisest one, let the description of this worthy Santa Claus sound again.
Child. We will not meet him in the spring,
He won't come in the summer
But in winter to our children
He comes every year
Happy New Year congratulations,
Light a magnificent Christmas tree,
amusing kids,
Get up with us in a round dance
We welcome him together
We are great friends with him.
But drink hot tea
This guest is not allowed!
Hottabych. I understand! You can't give him hot tea because he's made of snow! Ha ha ha!
(Pulls his beard, utters a spell, music sounds, a snowman appears.)
Snowman. I am a funny snowman.
I'm not small and I'm not big
I serve the Snow Maiden
I am friends with Purga Buranovna.
The children blinded me - Kolya, Tolya, Petya.
I always stand in the garden
I make the kids happy
But today I ran away
To you for the New Year's ball.
Leading. Dear Snowman, we are glad to see you! We have the same snowmen, do you want to dance together?
Dance of the Snowmen.
Leading. Dear Hottabych, it's not Frost! You'll have to help. Let's go through all the hairs in your beard and find the one that will help us fulfill the desire of the children. (Pronounces a spell, calls Santa Claus.)
Father Frost. I hear! I hear! I hear!
I'm coming down to your roof!
Oh, I'm in the compote here
This is probably your kitchen!
And there are pancakes, and porridge!
And in the can I see kvass ...
A little sip - and I'm with you !!!
(Santa Claus enters.)
Father Frost(referring to parents). Oh how you have grown! So Oli, so Gali! What a small people!
Leading. Grandpa, it's quite the opposite. Our guests are sitting here, you did not notice the guys.
Father Frost. Oh, hit me with a pillow!
I thought - there are toys,
Everyone is smart, everyone is shining,
There are no better guys anywhere!
And what a perky laugh
It's not a sin to get confused here.
Happy New Year,
I wish you happiness, joy
Bright life - a hundred years,
And health - a hundred pounds!
I would hug you all today
May my hands not be enough.
To the glorious Christmas tree
Elena Shevtsova
The scenario of the holiday on March 8 in preparatory group with the participation of the old man Hottabych Video
The presenter enters the hall and reads a poem by Valentina Belyaeva:
I will bind your life
From fluffy mohair threads.
I will bind your life
I won't lie a single loop.
I will bind your life
Where a pattern across the field of prayer -
wishes for happiness,
In the light of true love.
I will bind your life
From cheerful melange yarn.
I will bind your life
And then I will give from the bottom of my heart.
Where do I get threads?
I never confess to anyone
To bind your life
I secretly release mine.
Poems (read only by girls):
With a number like a pretzel
How many of you guys know
What does the number mean?
Children in chorus will tell us:
B. Zakhoder
2 Why Velcro
Mom loves and regrets.
Mom understands.
My mom knows everything
Knows everything in the world!
Why do wasps bite?
I ask directly.
And to ALL my questions
mom answers.
Will tell me where from the sky
Snow is taken in winter.
Why a loaf of bread
Is it baked from flour?
Why is the dog barking?
What will dream in a dream?
Why does the icicle melt
And trembling eyelashes?
Why is there a cloud in the sky
Is there a lawn in the forest?
I'M A GOOD LOOP-WHY,
AND SHE IS A KNOW-HOW!
(T. Bokova)
You are the most beautiful,
You are the best.
To the gentle sun
And looks like the moon.
I give you a smile
I give a big flower:
I want you to flutter
Always like a moth.
(V. Solonikin)
4. Mom is loved by everyone in the world,
Mom is the first friend.
Not only children love mothers,
Love all around.
If anything happens
If suddenly trouble
Mommy comes to the rescue
Will always help out.
Mom a lot of strength, health
Gives to all of us.
So, really, there is no
Better than our mothers.
5. Asterisk
Sweetheart, good, I love you!
"Spring song" music. and sl. N. V. Kulikova
1. I will sing a song
The sun plays with rays
My dear mother
For care, kindness
Thank you
2. Spring flowers
Beloved grandmother and mother:
Sun is shining, sky blue
Dear Mammy, dear Granny,
presenter: guys, look what I found, what kind of vessel is this and where did it come from? So unusual, very similar to magical. The patterns are strange (the vessel starts rubbing, unusual music sounds, Hottabych appears in the hall).
Hottabych: Apchi! I salute you, beautiful of the most beautiful, the wisest and the wisest.
presenter: Who are you? Where did you come from?
Hottabych: I'm from this vessel. Know, O most blessed of the beautiful, that I am the powerful and glorified genie in all countries of the world Hassan Abdurrahman ibn Hottab, or, in your opinion, Hassan Abdurrahman Hottabovich. And it happened to me - apchi! -- an amazing story. I, the unfortunate genie, disobeyed Suleiman ibn Daud and he imprisoned me in an earthen vessel, from which you, O my blessed savior, are apchkhi, apchkhi! - pulled me out. May your days be long, oh. Forgive me, I would be incredibly happy to know your name.
Presenter: Tatyana Petrovna.
Hottabych: what an unusual and beautiful name: Tatyana Petrovna. Tell me, Tatyana Petrovna, where have I ended up, where am I now?
presenter: Hottabych, you got into Kindergarten"Sunshine", for a matinee for the guys.
Hottabych: wah, wah, wah .... oh, oh, oh! I have never been here. May there be peace in this house. Hello, the most educated of the educated and the most charming of the most charming. Children and distinguished guests. Do you know the star of my heart, dear Tatyana Petrovna, that I will continue to do everything that you order me, for you saved me from terrible imprisonment.
Presenter: Everything I order? Well, all right, but first, Hottabych, sit down, rest, and our guys will sing you a song. What did your mother feed you as a child?
Hottabych: porridge.
presenter: here, our song is called “Cook porridge”, and we will cook it for our mothers.
Song "Cook porridge"
1. We got up early today
And while mommy sleeps
They decided to cook porridge for her,
Something to surprise.
While we were looking for cereals,
The milk ran away
How it happened, we don't know
Apparently it's slick
ETC. Boil, cook porridge
Cook and have fun
Boil, cook porridge
Get drunk and be lazy
2. Together we decided
Milk outsmart
And this time a bucket
To be sure, pour
To make porridge delicious
Add what you can
Sausage, sweets, bun
Salted from the heart.
Hottabych: ah, yes, well done, my ears never heard the best music. Wonderful, incredible. Now, command whatever you wish, O diamond of my soul.
presenter: Then, can I ask you Hottabych to congratulate our mothers, grandmothers and girls on March 8?
presenter: ok, ask Hottabych.
Riddles from Hottabych:
I'm not afraid of thunderstorms,
If next to me ... (mother)
There is no dirt, rubbish in the apartment,
I cleaned everything clean ... (mom)
Borscht in a plate is the most delicious,
She only cooks like that ... (mother)
Contacting parents
Loudly the son plays the scale,
It pleases only ... (mom)
Elephant, hippo
There is also a kind one ... (mother)
We go with dad for flowers,
We love to give them ... (to mom)
If the daughter is stubborn,
Shake her finger ... (mom)
Shame on those kids
Who offended their own ... (mom)
And capricious, and stubborn,
Every morning there is drama in the house -
There is no dearer in the world,
Fairer and better.
I'll tell you friends directly -
Best of all in the world ... (mother)
Hottabych: O intelligent of the most intelligent, how could you answer all my questions? Well, now let's get down to the parents (rubs his palms and hurriedly runs to his mothers and grandmothers.)
Riddles for parents:
What is not in a women's handbag?
Answer: Order
Answer: kilogram
Answer: roll up
Answer: Out the door
How to catch a tiger in a cage?
Hottabych: You guessed it, oh wise ones ... and now let me congratulate you on the holiday, on Women's Day, on the holiday of spring, beauty and love. Let today your soul be filled to the brim with light, warmth and joy from sincere wishes, delicate flowers, pleasant gifts! Let the swallows make nests above your windows and bring prosperity and mutual understanding to the house, and the first rays of the spring sun will point to a happy path in your destiny!
Presenter: of course of course.
Tricks from Hottabych
one. " Water changes color
2. "Magic Handkerchiefs"
3. Gift for presenter.
4. Appearance of rain
Umbrella dance.
presenter: yes, Hottabych, you are a real magician. Hottabych, do you want to listen to some poems about our beautiful, magical mothers that boys know?
Hottabych: very, very interested
Boys Poems for Moms:
Mother! Happy spring holiday
I heartily congratulate!
Long life, love, fun
I wish you from the bottom of my heart!
Let all misfortunes melt away
And adversity will be dispelled.
I wish only happiness -
Don't let the years age you.
So that strength does not leave,
For business to be successful
Be always so beautiful
Smiling, tender!
You are the best, for sure
I'll say it like a man
Hottabych: how your speeches flow, caressing my ears. After all, your mothers are so beautiful, gentle, sweet and beautiful ... But in our East there lives a beautiful princess Budur. You won’t find her better in the whole world: white skin, black hair, a magnificent waist, and an elegant smile of modesty on her lips. (raises hands to the sky). Lovely delicate flower.
presenter: Hottabych, you have not yet seen what princesses we have, one more beautiful than the other, let's see.
Hottabych: I obey and obey, let's watch
And I don't want to count.
Hottabych: wonderful, divine. Addresses the leader. Oh, diamond of my soul, let me arrange a competition for the most beautiful mothers.
There are competitions for mothers.
Hottabych: I saw what beautiful beauties are here in your garden Sunshine, even Princess Budur herself fades in the rays of your beauty. Oh, beautiful, oh radiant, oh most beautiful of the beautiful ...
presenter: Hottabych, remember, you said that you would fulfill all my desires? I want you to please the children, mothers and grandmothers with some an unusual gift. Are you a magician? Do a miracle for us.
Hottabych: I listen and obey. I have a magic basket, I'll show it to you now.
Presenter: this is magic, this is a gift. Did you guys like it? (Yes)
Presenter: This is where our holiday came to an end. Dear mothers, grandmothers once again with a holiday. I wish you happiness, beauty and health. Thank you for having us. Guys, let's say thank you to our mothers.
All: THANKS.
Presenter: see you again!
The presenter enters the hall and reads a poem by Valentina Belyaeva:
I will bind your life
From fluffy mohair threads.
I will bind your life
I won't lie a single loop.
I will bind your life
Where a pattern across the field of prayer -
wishes for happiness,
In the light of true love.
I will bind your life
From cheerful melange yarn.
I will bind your life
And then I will give from the bottom of my heart.
Where do I get threads?
I never confess to anyone
To bind your life
I secretly release mine.
Mom - what a simple and amazing word for each of us. The warmest, the kindest. For any of us, mother is the most beautiful, the most tender, the most beloved, the most understanding and much more the very best ... This is the very first word, our life begins with it.
To the music of "Mom is the first word", children enter the hall with flowers and perform dance movements. They give flowers to mothers and grandmothers and sit on chairs. (children who read poetry line up).
Poems (read only by girls):
With a number like a pretzel
How many of you guys know
What does the number mean?
Children in chorus will tell us:
It's our mother's day! (HOROM)
B. Zakhoder
2 Why Velcro
Mom loves and regrets.
Mom understands.
My mom knows everything
Knows everything in the world!
Why do wasps bite?
I ask directly.
And to ALL my questions
mom answers.
Will tell me where from the sky
Snow is taken in winter.
Why a loaf of bread
Is it baked from flour?
Why is the dog barking?
What will dream in a dream?
Why does the icicle melt
And trembling eyelashes?
Why is there a cloud in the sky
Is there a lawn in the forest?
I'M A GOOD LOOP-WHY,
AND SHE IS A KNOW-HOW!
(T. Bokova)
You are the most beautiful,
You are the best.
To the gentle sun
And looks like the moon.
I give you a smile
I give a big flower:
I want you to flutter
Always like a moth.
(V. Solonikin)
4. Mom is loved by everyone in the world,
Mom is the first friend.
Not only children love mothers,
Love all around.
If anything happens
If suddenly trouble
Mommy comes to the rescue
Will always help out.
Mom a lot of strength, health
Gives to all of us.
So, really, there is no
Better than our mothers.
5. Asterisk
A star is shining bright in the sky.
Shines, but does not warm - mom says.
I will stretch a ladder to the sky from the balcony.
I'll take an asterisk for mom from the sky.
Mom will light this star on her chest.
And warm with warmth, sing a song.
Mom is my star, my bright one!
Sweetheart, good, I love you!
All the children stand near their chairs, the readers approach them and prepare to sing.
"Spring song" music. and sl. N. V. Kulikova
1. I will sing a song
The sun plays with rays
My dear mother
For care, kindness
Thank you
2. Spring flowers
Beloved grandmother and mother:
Sun is shining, sky blue
Dear Mammy, dear Granny,
At the end, the children sit on the chairs. The presenter at this moment finds an unusual vessel and shows it to the children.
Presenter: guys, look what I found, what kind of vessel is this and where did it come from? So unusual, very similar to magical. The patterns are strange (the vessel starts rubbing, unusual music sounds, Hottabych appears in the hall).
Hottabych: Apchi! I salute you, beautiful of the most beautiful, the wisest and the wisest.
Host: who are you? Where did you come from?
Hottabych: I am from this vessel. Know, O most blessed of the beautiful, that I am the powerful and glorified genie in all countries of the world Hassan Abdurrahman ibn Hottab, or, in your opinion, Hassan Abdurrahman Hottabovich. And it happened to me - apchi! -- an amazing story. I, the unfortunate genie, disobeyed Suleiman ibn Daud and he imprisoned me in an earthen vessel, from which you, O my blessed savior, are apchkhi, apchkhi! - pulled me out. May your days be long, oh. Forgive me, I would be incredibly happy to know your name.
Host: Tatyana Petrovna.
Hottabych: what an unusual and beautiful name: Tatyana Petrovna. Tell me, Tatyana Petrovna, where have I ended up, where am I now?
Presenter: Hottabych, you ended up in the kindergarten "Solnyshko", for a matinee with the guys.
Hottabych: wah, wah, wah .... oh, oh, oh! I have never been here. May there be peace in this house. Hello, the most educated of the educated and the most charming of the most charming. Children and distinguished guests. Do you know the star of my heart, dear Tatyana Petrovna, that I will continue to do everything that you order me, for you saved me from terrible imprisonment.
Host: Anything I order? Well, all right, but first, Hottabych, sit down, rest, and our guys will sing you a song. What did your mother feed you as a child?
Hottabych: porridge.
Presenter: here, our song is called “Cook porridge”, and we will cook it for our mothers.
Song "Cook porridge"
1. We got up early today
And while mommy sleeps
They decided to cook porridge for her,
Something to surprise.
While we were looking for cereals,
The milk ran away
How it happened, we don't know
Apparently it's slick
ETC. Boil, cook porridge
Cook and have fun
Today we will please all our friends
Boil, cook porridge
Get drunk and be lazy
You are already waiting for plates and spoons.
2. Together we decided
Milk outsmart
And this time a bucket
To be sure, pour
To make porridge delicious
Add what you can
Sausage, sweets, bun
Salted from the heart.
Hottabych: oh, yes, well done, my ears have never heard better music. Wonderful, incredible. Now, command whatever you wish, O diamond of my soul.
Presenter: Then, can I ask you Hottabych to congratulate our mothers, grandmothers and girls on March 8?
Hottabych: Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful Tatyana Petrovna! I will grant your wish, but let me first, my wisest one, ask them some wise questions.
Presenter: ok, ask Hottabych.
Riddles from Hottabych:
I'm not afraid of thunderstorms,
If next to me ... (mother)
There is no dirt, rubbish in the apartment,
I cleaned everything clean ... (mom)
Borscht in a plate is the most delicious,
She only cooks like that ... (mother)
Contacting parents
Loudly the son plays the scale,
It pleases only ... (mom)
Elephant, hippo
There is also a kind one ... (mother)
We go with dad for flowers,
We love to give them ... (to mom)
If the daughter is stubborn,
Shake her finger ... (mom)
Shame on those kids
Who offended their own ... (mom)
And capricious, and stubborn,
She doesn’t want to go to kindergarten ... (not mother, but daughter)
Every morning there is drama in the house -
She doesn’t want to eat porridge ... (not mom, but daughter or son)
There is no dearer in the world,
Fairer and better.
I'll tell you friends directly -
Best of all in the world ... (mother)
Hottabych: O sensible of the most sensible, how could you answer all my questions? Well, now let's get down to the parents (rubs his palms and hurriedly runs to his mothers and grandmothers.)
Riddles for parents:
What is not in a women's handbag?
Answer: Order
A and B were sitting on the pipe. A went abroad, B sneezed and went to the hospital. What's left on the pipe?
Answer: Letter B (I - went to the hospital)
A green crocodile is flying across the sky. He flew 2 hours and flew 7 kilometers. How much will a kilogram of apples weigh if you unscrew the screw from the fluid coupling?
Answer: kilogram
Winnie the Pooh - a pig or a boar?
Answer: Winnie the Pooh is a bear, and a pig is Piglet
What do milk and hedgehog have in common?
Answer: roll up
Why do students usually get kicked out of class?
Answer: Out the door
The very first semiconductor in the world?
Answer: Ivan Susanin
How to catch a tiger in a cage?
Answer: There is no tiger in a cage, a tiger in a strip.
Hottabych: You guessed it, oh wisest ones ... and now let me congratulate you on the holiday, on Women's Day, on the holiday of spring, beauty and love. Let today your soul be filled to the brim with light, warmth and joy from sincere wishes, delicate flowers, pleasant gifts! Let the swallows make nests above your windows and bring prosperity and mutual understanding to the house, and the first rays of the spring sun will point to a happy path in your destiny!
Dear Tatyana Petrovna, oh the light of my eyes, let me give the most worthy guests and their children real magic.
Host: Of course, of course.
Tricks from Hottabych
1. "Water changes color"
They take out a table on which there are four "empty" glasses. At the bottom of each of them, a little greenery is poured (there will be green, potassium permanganate (red, furatsilin (yellow, blue (blue). Water is poured into each glass from a transparent jug. The water in the glasses is painted in different colors.
2. "Magic handkerchiefs"
Preparatory stage: hide the handkerchiefs in the hall (behind the flowers, on the windowsill, in the teacher's pocket, etc.). in a box with a double bottom, which opens on both sides, they put handkerchiefs and close them. Magic words are spoken, the box turns over and opens from the other side. The handkerchiefs are gone. Further, they are found in pre-hidden places.
3. A gift for the presenter.
Newspaper flower. A large newspaper is folded into a tube, cuts are made along the tube, then you need to grab the central strip of the newspaper, and gently drag it up, you get a flower. (gift to presenter)
4. Appearance of rain
Hottabych pronounces magic words and says that it will start to rain now.
Presenter: and in order not to get wet, the guys will take umbrellas and perform a dance.
To the music of Yulia Seliverstova "Drip drip rain drips through the puddles" children perform
Umbrella dance.
(girls leave to prepare for the dance)
Presenter: yes, Hottabych, you are a real magician. Hottabych, do you want to listen to some poems about our beautiful, magical mothers that boys know?
Hottabych: very, very interested
Boys Poems for Moms:
Mother! Happy spring holiday
I heartily congratulate!
Long life, love, fun
I wish you from the bottom of my heart!
Let all misfortunes melt away
And adversity will be dispelled.
I wish only happiness -
Don't let the years age you.
So that strength does not leave,
For business to be successful
Be always so beautiful
Smiling, tender!
You are the best, for sure
I'll say it like a man
After all, you raised a great son,
Without modesty, I think so today.
And I congratulate you on Women's Day!
Hottabych: how your speeches flow, caressing my ears. After all, your mothers are so beautiful, gentle, sweet and beautiful ... But in our East there lives a beautiful princess Budur. You won’t find her better in the whole world: white skin, black hair, a magnificent waist, and an elegant smile of modesty on her lips. (raises hands to the sky). Lovely delicate flower.
Presenter: Hottabych, you have not yet seen what princesses we have, one more beautiful than the other, let's see.
Hottabych: I obey and obey, let's watch
The girls dance to the music. from m / f "Flying ship"
And I don't want to count.
Hottabych: wonderful, divine. Addresses the leader. Oh, diamond of my soul, let me arrange a competition for the most beautiful mothers.
There are competitions for mothers.
1. The best oriental turban on the daughter's head. (4-5 mothers with daughters)
Show variants of the turban made of a colorful scarf. Moms tie their daughter's turban for a while, the prettiest one wins.
2. Oriental gait (4-5 moms)
What makes an oriental beauty truly beautiful? Well, walking, of course. After all, it is the gait, combined with a beautiful posture, that makes you turn around after you. Take a closer look at the women on the street: some just squirm under the weight of their bags; the gait of others is more like a soldier's march; and someone just minces in small steps, bending over in three deaths. Alas, a pitiful sight. And today, we will learn to walk like real oriental beauties, soaring in the air. And for this we need a ribbon, with which we will lightly tie our legs at the ankle so that you do not run with huge steps, and for the beauty of posture we will put a book on our heads. In this form, you need to reach the landmark, go around and return to the starting place. The mother who does it first is the winner. Let's get started.
Hottabych: I saw what beautiful beauties are here in your garden Sunshine, even Princess Budur herself fades in the rays of your beauty. Oh, beautiful, oh radiant, oh most beautiful of the beautiful ...
Presenter: Hottabych, remember, you said that you would fulfill all my desires? I want you to please the children, mothers and grandmothers with some unusual gift. Are you a magician? Do a miracle for us.
Hottabych: I obey and obey. I have a magic basket, I'll show it to you now.
Hottabych rolls in a huge basket on wheels. There sits a man, whose hand lies on top, on the lid of the basket in the body of a snake. Hottabych takes a pipe, starts playing, oriental music sounds and the snake "wakes up", then performs a dance. At the end of the music, Hottabych goes to the basket, opens the lid and takes out sweets for the children.
Presenter: this is magic, this is a gift. Did you guys like it? (Yes)
Well, Hottabych, let's distribute treats.
The presenter and Hottabych distribute treats to children.
Hottabych says goodbye and leaves to the music (rolls out the basket)
Host: This is the end of our holiday. Dear mothers, grandmothers once again with a holiday. I wish you happiness, beauty and health. Thank you for having us. Guys, let's say thank you to our mothers.
Thank you all.
Host: see you soon!
A gift for March 8 Leading 2 students enter the music. Presenter 1. Good afternoon, the most talented, the most musical, the most athletic, the most needlework, in general, the coolest guys. Presenter 2. And also the most patient, most cheerful, kindest, most restless respected teachers! Dear women! Mothers and grandmothers! Sisters and classmates! Teachers and students! We congratulate you on Women's Day! We wish you a wonderful life, joy! To all of you we promise our loyalty, attention, devotion and strength! Only for you we live and exist! Our hearts beat only for you! Only for you we fight and win! Only for you our strength and weakness! Only for you our feelings and passions! Only to you - the first smiles of spring nature, tender March flowers, wonderful poems and songs, lovely ladies, sorceresses, enchantresses, who have been sung and serenaded at all times. Presenter 1. Today for you is an "Unusual Concert", which, by the way, will be held under the code name "Gift for March 8". Music calls. Host 2. I see you are looking forward to the appearance of the artists. So welcome to our members! (Applause.) Shapoklyak enters. Shapoklyak (sings). I love my friends On the street and at home To commit a funny dirty trick, Pour water on a friend, Throw a rat to a friend, Salt jam for my friends. Presenter 1. Who are you? Shapoklyak. Ha. And you don't know me? Presenter 2. We are generally waiting for artists. How can you please us? Shapoklyak. No, I'm a bad artist, but we are pleased to invite our friends to the stage, the Singing Childhood ensemble. Song Lead 1. Shapoklyak has been chasing the crocodile Gena and Cheburashka all her life. And now, in my old age, I decided to settle down and take up teaching activities to teach children to shoot from a slingshot. Host 2. Meet the next participant! To the music of Neauu Meta1, Little Robber enters in headphones and dancing. Robber. Class! (He sees the empty chairs on the stage.) Where are the suitors? Host 1. Do you mean the male participants of the concert? Robber. I don't know what gender you have here, but I was promised a bunch of suitors here. And what kind of company hangs out here? (Points to the audience.) Presenter 2. These are the audience, Robber (grinning). It turns out a cool little thing, a full hall of spectators, but where are the men? One kind of old woman hangs out. Shapoklyak (indignantly). What? Robber (grabs a knife and a pistol). What problems!? Presenter 1. Calm down, please! Robber (gloomy). And I'm so calm as a boa constrictor. Only now I think, for the sake of which I drove the car so that the traffic cops were a little right 1
not taken away had to unfasten the "greens". Presenter 2. Well, since you were in such a hurry, what can you bring to our attention. Robber. Meet the "Tuning Fork" group with the song "Tender Heart" Presenter 1. Little Robber, when she was still very young, no one could have thought that she would grow up as a robber, because she was an obedient, kind and very responsive girl. But with age, her character began to change. Presenter 2. Meet the forever young and charming ... Baba Yaga enters to the music. Presenter 1. Something today our concert is not going well, some unpopular artists are coming to us. Baba Yaga. And I brought you a musical gift. Christine, on stage! The song "Native Home" Presenter 1. Baba Yaga is rarely a Russian fairy tale without her. She was also in a hurry to our concert and, as you can see, she was not late, because her broom can compete with any racing car in speed. Presenter 2. Well, now let's welcome our strong half of the participants. Carlson enters. He preens, straightens the butterfly, looks around the audience, looks at Shapoklyak and immediately goes to her. Carlson. Oh madam! Well, let's get to know you. Shapoklyak. Naughty! Hoho! Sweet, sweet little brat! Carlson. Madam, do you know how to bake buns? Shapoklyak. What? I know how to smear glue on the benches that lovers sit on. Carlson. Wow, I don't play like that!.. Harmful old woman. Shapoklyak. What! You will still answer for the old woman! Presenter 2. Dear artists! Behave with dignity and listen to the song “Spring”, “First Drop” Presenter 1. Our dear Carlson, a moderately well-fed man in his prime, who dreams of finding himself a life partner who knows how to bake buns. Lead 2. Oh, young children! Our next hero is the great and mighty Hassan Abdurakhman ibn Hottab! Hottabych appears, bows to everyone in the Eastern way, then claps his hands. Slaves enter to the music, one treats the participants with sweets, the other brings him a veil. Hottabych manipulates this coverlet in such a way that the ARTIST has time to slip behind it at the edge of the stage. The hosts take hold of the edges of the bedspread, Hottabych "conjures", drum roll, he removes the bedspread and everyone sees the ARTIST behind him Song "Wolf" Barsukova Yulia Host 1. So! Hassan Abdurahman ibn Hottab! Hottabych. Just call me Hottabych, without ceremony. 2
Presenter 2. And where is our third participant Stas Mikhailov? Hottabych, where are you going to take him? Hottabych. Well, you know, the holiday is just around the corner. He has concerts. But he gave us a greeting card. Music sounds. Hottabych claps his hands and gives the disc. VIDEO FRAGMENTS Presenter 1. Somehow I don't like our guests. It would be better if we invited Cinderella, Snow White and there would be no problems ... Baba Yaga (she smiles and hugs the presenter1). Do you have problems? Robber and Shapoklyak (hugging Lead 2 from both sides around the waist). You just tell us and there will be no problems. Presenter 2. Well, then we will continue our concert program. Meet Evgenia Mikhalchenko with the song "Grandma's Umbrella" Carlson. Festive mood, I want songs, I want buns. Presenter 1. Well, well, for us your desire is the law. The song "Lady" performed by Rubanova Elena. Carlson eats buns Presenter 2. Hottabych, if you like any of the women present here, what gift will you present to her first of all? Hottabych. Oh, the light of my eyes, the fire of my heart! This person will receive as a gift my priceless beard. You know that any wish comes true if you pull a hair out of your beard. I want all women to be healthy, happy, less upset over trifles. We give you the song “Mommies” Presenter 1. I give you spring wishes: Great love, gifts, eternal passion, And so that the tender word “I love” Not only hear on holidays, but also in bad weather! Happy holiday to you, lovely charming women, the beautiful half of humanity. Happy Women's Day March 8! Presenter 2. You are all so beautiful today, So charming, gentle! Look at once it becomes clear: Around the breath of spring! At this difficult job, Among computers, papers, children, you bloom brighter than ever, As if there is a kind magician nearby, Who gave you a miracle To be young, to live lovingly, And, of course, I took over the washing, kitchen and dishes! So be happy, healthy, Take on everything passionately, And we are ready to substitute our reliable shoulder for you. We wish you good luck in business, Love is beautiful and great! You smile, which means that everything in life will be fine! Presenter 1. Charming, attractive, charming, infinitely tender, Happy Holidays to you! May flowers smile at you on this day with spring rays And may they always go through life with you 3
Love, health, happiness and dreams Host 2. We once again congratulate you, our dear women, mothers, sisters, grandmothers on behalf of all men. Happy holiday! March 8! Shapoklyak enters. Shapoklyak (sings). I love my friends On the street and at home To commit a funny dirty trick, Pour water on a friend, Throw a rat to a friend, Salt jam for my friends. Presenter 1. Who are you? Shapoklyak. Ha. And you don't know me? Presenter 2. We are generally waiting for artists. How can you please us? Shapoklyak. No, I'm a bad artist, but I'm happy to invite my friends to the stage, the Singing Childhood ensemble Song Shapoklyak (indignantly). What? Carlson. Oh madam! Well, let's get to know you. Shapoklyak. Naughty! Hoho! Sweet, sweet little brat! Carlson. Madam, do you know how to bake buns? Shapoklyak. What? I know how to smear glue on the benches that lovers sit on. Carlson. Wow, I don't play like that!.. Harmful old woman. Shapoklyak. What! You will still answer for the old woman! Robber and Shapoklyak (hugging Lead 2 from both sides around the waist). You just tell us and there will be no problems. Baba Yaga. And I brought you a musical gift. Christine, on stage! The song "Birthplace" Baba Yaga (smiling hugs the presenter1). Do you have problems? Robber. Class! (He sees the empty chairs on the stage.) Where are the suitors? Host 1. Do you mean the male participants of the concert? Robber. I don't know what gender you have here, but I was promised a bunch of suitors here. And what kind of company hangs out here? (Points to the audience.) Presenter 2. These are the audience, 4
Robber (laughing). It turns out a cool little thing, a full hall of spectators, but where are the men? One kind of old woman hangs. Presenter 2. Well, since you were in such a hurry, what can you bring to our attention. Robber. Meet the "Tuning Fork" group with the song "Tender Heart" Carlson enters. He preens, straightens the butterfly, looks around the audience, looks at Shapoklyak and immediately goes to her. Carlson. Oh madam! Well, let's get to know you. Shapoklyak. Naughty! Hoho! Sweet, sweet little brat! Carlson. Madam, do you know how to bake buns? Shapoklyak. What? I know how to smear glue on the benches that lovers sit on. Carlson. Wow, I don't play like that!.. Harmful old woman. Shapoklyak. What! You will still answer for the old woman! Carlson. Festive mood, I want songs, I want buns. Hottabych appears, bows to everyone in the Eastern way, then claps his hands. Slaves enter to the music, one treats the participants with sweets, the other brings him a veil. Hottabych manipulates this coverlet in such a way that the ARTIST has time to slip behind it at the edge of the stage. The hosts take hold of the edges of the bedspread, Hottabych "conjures", drum roll, he removes the bedspread and everyone sees the ARTIST behind him Song "Wolf" Barsukova Yulia Host 1. So! Hassan Abdurahman ibn Hottab! Hottabych. Just call me Hottabych, without ceremony. Presenter 2. And where is our third participant Stas Mikhailov? Hottabych, where are you going to take him? Hottabych. Well, you know, the holiday is just around the corner. He has concerts. But he gave us a greeting card. Music sounds. Hottabych claps his hands and gives the disc. Hottabych. Oh, the light of my eyes, the fire of my heart! This person will receive as a gift my priceless beard. You know that any wish comes true if you pull a hair out of your beard. I want all women to be healthy, happy, less upset over trifles. 5
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