Riddles for April 1 for adults. School riddles are fun for kids. Always be ready for the lesson

April 1 is an amazing holiday - a day of humor, a day of laughter, a day of the fool, a day that is not in any calendar of significant dates. Somewhere it is called the Day of Laughter, somewhere - the Day of the Fool, but everywhere they look forward to having fun with all their hearts, to play funny jokes and practical jokes on April 1, to arrange funny games and contests, to sing ditties about April 1 and make funny riddles ... And we will help you with this.

There is a holiday in the spring.
“I know, wait!
I do not believe anybody..
..(First of April)».

The weather was damp yesterday.
What, today boiled ?
- It's still water.
Where is recumbent ?
- It's armpits.
Where is pads ?

Guess the riddles
Ringingly, clearly in the morning,
Kukarekal ... kangaroo (rooster).
In the morning, in his puddle,
Croak loudly ... the nightingale (frog).
Gloomy, raising his head,
Howls with hunger ... giraffe (Wolf).
Sometimes he sees a dream in winter
Shaggy, large-bodied ... elephant (bear).
He knows a lot about sweet raspberries,
Clubfoot, strong ... wolf (bear).
Small and large children
Teaches grunt ... nightingale (pig).
I will ask a question for kids:
Doesn't like a cat-fighter ... mice (dogs).

Up and down,
On a palm tree again
Dexterously jumping ... a cow (a monkey).
Loves to run around the branches,
Light red fox (squirrel).
The gait is clear,
The crown is bright
There is no better bird
Than ... a crow (peacock).

How does is called?
There lived a rich house in a peasant,
I drank bread, ate water in that house,
Sheared the scissors with a lamb.
He planed a board with a plane,
I harnessed a cart to a horse,
He stoked the logs with a stove.
Answer: this is fiction

It's not at all to blame
And they beat on both sides.
What is it?
(anvil)

There are three brothers -
One loves winter
Another loves summer.
And the third and winter and summer.
Name the brothers.
(cart, sleigh and horse)

Not scared, but trembling.
(aspic)

What is in front of Boris and in the back of Gleb?
(letter "b")

Name the five days without naming the numbers or names of the days. (the day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow)

The grandmother was carrying a hundred eggs to the market, one (and the bottom) fell. How many eggs are left in the basket?
(none because the bottom fell)

Which clock shows the exact time only twice a day?
(who stopped)

How do day and night end?
(soft sign)

One egg is cooked for 4 minutes, how many minutes do you need to cook 6 eggs? (4 minutes)

Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
(by gender)

(the same)

The crow sits, and the dog sits on its tail. Could it be?
(the dog sits on its own tail)

What should be done to keep four guys in one boot?
(remove one boot from each)

Forests with no game?
(in construction)

When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into the house?
(when the door is open)

Forty wolves were running, how many necks and tails did they have? (Tails do not grow at the neck)

Two birches grow. Each birch has four cones. How many cones are there?
(cones do not grow on a birch)

In which month the chatty Mashenka speaks least of all?
(in February, it is the shortest)

What happens to a blue scarf if you put it in water for five minutes?
(gets wet)

Where is the end of the world? (where the shadow begins)

What do people walk on? (on the ground)

When is a person in a room without a head? (when he pokes her out of the window)

When are hands pronouns?
(you-we-you)

How many peas can fit in one glass? (None. Peas do not go by themselves!)

Who speaks all languages? (echo)

Which is easier: a kilogram of cotton wool or a kilogram of iron? (the same)

How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? (One - the second will no longer be on an empty stomach)

What kind of comb can you comb your head? (Petushin)

What tree does a bird sit on during a heavy downpour? ( Wet)

What question cannot be answered positively? (Do you sleep?)

What linen can you not sew shirts from? (From the railway)

Why does the dog bark? (Can't speak)

Is it possible to bring water in the sieve? (You can - a piece of ice)

Which female name has two letters that are repeated twice? (Anna, Alla)

What stands between the window and the door? (Letter "I")

Which clock shows the correct time only twice a day? (That stand)

Are there hands as pronouns? (When they are you-we-you)

Which three numbers, when added or multiplied, give the same result? (1, 2 and 3)

What disease does no one get on land? (Nautical)

What should be done to saw off the branch on which the crow is sitting without disturbing it? (Wait for her to fly away)

What flower is masculine and feminine? (Ivan da Marya)

What happens to the crow in three years? (She's in her 4th year)

What does half an apple look like? (For the second half)

When is the car moving all the time at the speed of a train? (When he is on the platform of a moving train)

Seven brothers have a sister. How many sisters are there? (One)

Which bird is composed of a letter and a river? ("Oriole)

What is the worst river? (Tiger)

What is yours, yet others use it more than you? (Name)

Three ostriches were flying. The hunter killed one. How many ostriches are left? (Ostriches don't fly)

What is dropped when needed and raised when not needed? (Anchor)

The more there are, the less weight. What is it? (Holes)

What mathematicians, drummers and even hunters cannot do without? (No fraction)

A man has one, a crow has two, a bear has none. What is it? (letter "o")

My father's son, not my brother. Who is this? (I myself)

What fields does not grass grow on? (On the brim of the hat.)

When a horse is bought, what is it like?
(wet)

What kind of ribbon cannot be woven into a pigtail? (Machine gun)

Which knot cannot be untied? (Railway)

What kind of dishes can you not eat anything from? (From empty)

Which car wheel does not rotate while driving? (Spare)

How to write the word "mousetrap" in five letters? (cat)

What horse doesn't eat oats? (Chess)

This month begins with April Fools' Day and ends with the May holidays. This is the critical month of spring, he drives winter, and summer calls.

April Riddles

The rain is knocking on our windows
Bird noise and din is heard.
March has passed, the drops are ringing,
Begins ...
(April)

The rains rang out loudly
March month in pursuit,
And sang under the trill of a bird,
Next month ...
(April)

Winter, suddenly, sad,
Swept by a blizzard,
I picked up the sled
I took it with me.
And the sun is laughing
Sings, ringing, drops.
And the song pours loudly
After all, he is in a hurry to us ...
(April)

The bear got out of the den,
Mud and puddles on the road
The trill of a lark is heard -
He came to visit us ...
(April)

Wakes up the forest, fields and mountains,
All glades and gardens.
He knocks at all holes,
Humming by the water.
“Wake up! Wake up!
Sing, laugh, smile! "
A pipe is heard in the distance.
Woke us all up ...
(April)

In the night - frost
In the morning - drops
So, in the yard ...
(April)

You say wonderful animals
Did you fly past the school?
- We flew! We ran!
And you all missed them!
- On any day I will believe you,
But not the first ...
(April)

What month did you come to us?
Why did the snow suddenly melt?
Drip-drip-drip tinkles drops.
Knocked on the door ...
(April)

April poems for children

April, April!
Drops are ringing in the yard.
Streams run through the fields
There are puddles on the roads.
The ants will come out soon
After the winter chill.
The bear is sneaking
Through the forest deadwood.
The birds began to sing songs,
And the snowdrop blossomed.
(S. Marshak)

It's April outside.
Drops are ringing outside the window.
Snow cat at the gate
Water pours in streams.
Flowers are blooming,
Unprecedented beauty.
(G. Polnyak)

March silver brooch
I dropped it to Vesna in the palm of my hand.
She tried as best she could
Only did not save -
Brooch became a drop.
What will you take from the snowflake?
Everyone decided - not otherwise,
Because of this misfortune
Spring's favorite now
Enterprising April.

The bear woke up on time - in April,
When the streams rang persistently.
An alarm clock, more reliable than a stream,
Have not invented the bear yet.

Hurray, hurray - April has come!
Streams are running, drops are ringing.
And the sun shines in the clear sky,
Spring is sweeping the planet!
(N. Karpova)

April murmurs, ringing streams,
All around the thawed patches are visible.
Spring washes away with care
Remains of the lived Winter.
(S. Bogdan)

April watercolor
Forests are painted
Streams, birches, spruces
And bird voices.
April caramel
The gloomy snow crunches
And the willow fluffed up
Along the busy rivers.
And the clouds are swarming -
Transparent and lightweight.
And the titmouse shadows
April poems.
(E. Filippova)

April came to the city -
Laughs in the bright sun
Warm wind beats through the windows.
And from the icicles, from the roof it pours
Pure rain of drops.
(O. Karelin)

The swallow flew away
For distant lands.
Come back swallow
It's April.
Come back swallow
Not just one:
Let it be with you, swallow,
Spring will arrive.
(B. Zakhoder)

The rain will give the earth a drink,
Grass will grow in the field.
The vernal forest is no longer asleep:
Foliage appears.
All the animals wake up
Dozing under the snow
Open, April, doors for them!
All of the minks tumbled!
(T. Kersten)

Happy, affectionate April -
Rings through the puddles, drops
The birds returned again:
Swifts, starlings, titmouses ...
And the sun warms up more
The grass is green everywhere ...
Winter, there is no more frost -
Hello spring, hello to you!
(L. Kropotkina)

April was brightened up
The sun is hot
And merry drops
Boyko falls from the rooftops.
Chirped by a sparrow
More joyful and louder
From the radiance of spring days,
The song became louder.
(N. Kazakov)

Wake up kids
It's time for everyone to get up!
Outside the window, April is shining
And knocking on the door like a drop
And probably today
Something good will happen!
Run to the river in streams
Weakened snows
Will become thin and crystal
A crust of ice under the rays.
And, a gray kitten, willow,
Having loosened your fluff first,
He will announce: spring has come!
(I. Finkel)

April is knocking on the window.
What does our April bring us?
Birds come from the south
The snow is melting, the drops are ringing.
Ice floes all melt on the roof
And the snowdrops are blooming.
We hear birds singing in the morning.
Puddles, mud, rains are coming.
The day is getting longer
The night is getting shorter.
And the weather is getting warmer.
And we are very glad to spring!
(L. Kim)

What are you carrying with you, April?
- The sun, streams, drops,
Laughter, freckles, bird noise
And fogs in the morning.
I took a big spoon -
There are a little drifts,
Pick ice on the river,
To make an ice drift.
- Why are you in such a hurry?
And where are you running now?
- I rush to wake up the spring soon
Hurry Brother May.
They are waiting for me in the woods,
Groves, parks and gardens.
I'm needed in cities too -
Make puddles for the guys -
Will go out in boots for a walk
And start up the boats.
(A. Fonina)

Proverbs and sayings about April for children

April drives winter and summer calls.
April is like this: in the afternoon - puddles, and in the evening - cold.
April will deceive, by May it will fail.
April is glorious with water, red with kidneys.
April is coming - don't be afraid of the cold.
April does not love the lazy, but the nimble doves.
April with water - May with grass.
April will give everyone a drink.
April is the month of winter with summer intertwined.
April opens keys and water.
April closed the door to winter.
April streams wake the earth.
April flower breaks the snow.
April and May are the key to the whole year.
If there will be April with water, there will be May with grass.
In April, the land will melt.
Spring is red with flowers - and autumn is sheaves.
In the month of April, keep your clothes close to your body.
In the spring you will miss an hour, then you will not make up for a year.
In March-April, winter is behind and in front.
Trust no one all April.

Where there is a river in April, there is a puddle in July.
Do not extinguish the ovens while April is at your shoulders.
No water in March, no grass in April.
April is neither colder than March, nor warmer than May.
April has come - the drops will ring.
April 1 - not trusting anyone.
Is April warm? Was it wet May? So there will be a harvest!
February is as rich in snow as April is in water.

GAME FANTASY ASK-ANSWER

For this game, you must prepare in advance cards with options for questions and answers. The number of participants is not limited, you can play with two or three. However, it is much more fun when there are a lot of players. Cards with questions are put in one box, and with answers in another. The facilitator takes out the question and answer cards from the boxes one by one and distributes them to the participants, who must voice them.

Questions:

Do you have a sense of proportion?
- Do you like to read other people's letters?
- How often are you lazy?

Are you afraid of a policeman?
- Do you have a sense of humor?
- Do you often lie?

What would you say if you and I were alone?
- Do you have the ability to dance?
- How often do you find yourself in an interesting position?

Do you have any problems with your personal life?
- Do you respect men?
- Could you jump from the 9th floor window?

Could you fall in love at first sight?
- Do you want anything?
- Could you swim across the English Channel?

Are you good at writing?
- Do you like gifts?
- Do you paint your lips and eyes?

Do you often do makeup?
- Do you make mistakes in your life?
- Do you like to eat delicious food?

Are you talking to yourself?

Are you friendly?
- Would you agree to change the gender?

Would you agree to change your appearance?
- Tell me, are you ready for anything?
- How do you feel about striptease?

Do you know how to relax in an original way?

Do you like to receive gifts?

Do you like to dream by the moon?

Do you find yourself in extreme situations?

Do you love me?

Are you temperamental?

Do you drive a car?

Is your heart free?

How often do you wash?

Do you love the opposite sex?

Are petty frauds plaguing your conscience?

Do you know how to control yourself?

Do you like listening to music?

Do you like to interfere in other people's affairs?

Do you know how to impress strangers?

Answers:

I am the best specialist in this matter.
- No problem.
- This is the main goal of my life.
- Easily.
“I need it on Saturdays.
- I do it well.
“I just hate it.
- Only on even days.
- Only if nobody sees.
- Only 3 days a month.
- Only on pay day.
- On Mondays.
- This is my hobby.
- That's all I do.
- Only in the morning and with a hangover.
- This is my favorite pastime.
- Usually in the morning.
- Most often after midnight.
- Especially in the chief's office.
- Only when I'm tipsy.
“Even the thought of it makes me ecstatic.
- Mostly by phone.
- I love, but at someone else's expense.
- Only in the bathhouse.
- Only for a decent fee.
- Mostly in public places.
- I will never refuse such an opportunity.
- Yes, when I take off my shoes.
- Yes, but very rarely.
- I am much more interested in other problems.
- No, I have a problem with that.
- Yes, if necessary.
- My modesty does not allow me to answer.
- In our time, it is not a sin.
- In no case.
- It often happens to me at a party.
- Only if asked well.
- Well, this is excuse a luxury.
- In daylight, not especially, but in the dark - with pleasure.
- Anything happens.
- This activity is for the abnormal.

PLAY BY ORDER BECOME

It is desirable that at least 6-8 people participate in the game. All comers stand in a row. The presenter announces the rules and the goal of the game, according to which he must go around the entire system from behind and lightly (so that others cannot hear) slap everyone on the back with his palm or a newspaper rolled into a tube. The number of spanks will mean the sequential number of the participant in the formation. Then the leader gives the signal to form, and all participants must act in complete silence. For reliability, you can even tie up everyone's mouths with scarves or scarves. The trick of this competition is that the presenter spanks the participants not in the expected order, but as far as imagination allows - 3 times 2, never 1, 2 times 3, etc. As a result, there is a funny hustle and bustle of the participants pushing and making inarticulate sounds. If all this is filmed on a video camera, you get a wonderful story.

DRAWING A REPEAT PHRASE

Any number of people can take part in the game. The presenter makes a statement that he knows 3 magic phrases that no one can repeat after him. Naturally, there are those willing to argue with him. The presenter makes a playful bet and in a "theatrical" voice pronounces a short phrase like "summer will be snowy", "ostriches fly south in autumn", etc. Participants, as a rule, repeat these phrases without hesitation. The host pretends to be embarrassed, and then, after the participants have uttered another phrase, triumphantly announces "Unfortunately, you are wrong!" Questions, indignation, disputes immediately arise. At this time, the host announces that the phrase "Sorry, you are wrong!" and was the third phrase to be repeated.

Riddles and jokes on April 1

When everyone gets a little tired of active contests and games, right at the table, you can hold a contest of funny riddles designed for attentiveness of the participants.

SALT AND HAY.

QUESTION: one horse was carrying a cart with 3 bags, each of which was 20 kg of salt, and the other - a cart with 3 bags, each of which was 20 kg of hay. Which horse has the heaviest load?
ANSWER: Both horses carried the same load.

TREES IN THE GARDEN.

QUESTION: in the garden in early February, first 2 apricots bloomed, followed by 4 apple trees, then 5 cherries, after which 6 plums and 3 pears gave color. How many trees have bloomed in the garden?
ANSWER: these trees do not bloom in February.

3 FOX.

QUESTION: 3 fox cubs were walking along the path in the forest. One trailed behind everyone, the other ran in front of the two, and the third walked between the two. How did the cubs walk?
ANSWER: the cubs followed each other.

MOUSE AND DRIED.

QUESTION: 8 mice climbed into the pantry and gnawed almost the entire bag of breadcrumbs. The hostess heard the noise and launched the cat into the pantry. The mousetrap cat immediately grabbed and ate two mice. How many mice were eating crackers?

ANSWER: none, the surviving mice immediately scattered, not waiting for the cat to catch and eat them.

LIKELY OF RAIN
QUESTION: if it rains at 02-00 at night, is there a high probability that the weather will be sunny in 22 hours?
ANSWER: no, in 22 hours the next midnight will come, so there will be no sun.

CUPS WITH RASPBERRY
QUESTION: there were 5 cups of raspberries on the table. Natasha ate raspberries from one cup and put them on the table. How many cups are left on the table?
ANSWER: 5 cups.

Coins
QUESTION: there are two metal coins in the wallet, the total amount of which is 6 rubles. One of them is not 1 ruble. What are these coins?
ANSWER: coins in denominations of 1 ruble and 5 rubles.

SATELLITE

QUESTION: a satellite serving a cellular telephone system makes one complete revolution around the Earth in 1 hour 40 minutes, and the next one - in 100 minutes. How is this possible?

ANSWER: 100 minutes is 1 hour 40 minutes.

THE WEIGHT
QUESTION: In what situation will an elephant and a mouse weigh the same?
ANSWER: if the scales are broken.

THE LARGE FAMILY
QUESTION: each of 5 sisters has 2 brothers. How many children are there in this big family?
ANSWER: 7 children.

ELEVATOR BUTTON

QUESTION: there is an elevator in the 14-storey building. Only 2 people live on the first floor, from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. What is the most used elevator button in this house?

ANSWER: regardless of the number of residents and their distribution by floors, this is the "1" button.

HOW MUCH THE COCK WEIGHS
QUESTION: when the rooster stands on one leg, its weight is 2.5 kg. What will his weight be if he stands on both paws?
ANSWER: exactly the same amount - 2.5 kg.

WOMAN IN THE AIR
QUESTION: what was the name of the woman who was the first to rise into the night sky on an apparatus heavier than air?
ANSWER: Baba Yaga.

TEA WITH SUGAR
QUESTION: Which hand do the British prefer to stir sugar in a cup of tea?
ANSWER: The British, like all other civilized people, prefer to stir sugar in a cup with tea with a spoon.

ABOUT BIRDS
QUESTION: can a chicken call itself a bird?
ANSWER: no, she does not know how to talk.

INCREASE IN CAPITAL
QUESTION: what is the easiest way to double your capital?
ANSWER: look at him in the mirror.

TRAVELER
QUESTION: what travels the world, always staying in one corner?
ANSWER: brand.

WHAT IT IS?
QUESTION: long, green, full of hares?
ANSWER: train.

CATS CLASSES
QUESTION: what does the cat do when it is not lying and sitting?
ANSWER: worth it.

FOCUS WITH BANK

QUESTION: what is it - hard and soft is inserted and balls dangle nearby?

ANSWER: earrings.

BLUE GOLD

QUESTION: what is blue gold?

ANSWER: spouse after a binge.

GENERAL MOMENT

QUESTION: what do burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman have in common?

ANSWER: did not have time to pull out ...

WHO DID THIS?

QUESTION: Baba Yaga, Koschey Bessmertny, Buratino, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a policeman were traveling in the compartment. Out of nothing else to do, they decided to play cards for the money that they put on the table in the bank. When the train passed the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who stole the money?

ANSWER: of course, a policeman, because the rest simply do not exist in nature.

AN EXCITING LESSON

QUESTION: Tens of millions of people around the globe are doing this every night around the world. What is this exciting activity?

ANSWER: search for everything on the Internet.

WHO IT?

QUESTION: with onions, eggs, but not a pie.

ANSWER: Robin Hood.

Of course, any festive event that will take place April 1 cannot do without practical jokes, games and fun entertainment.

Funny and funny pranks, games for April 1

How to behave correctly at the festive table (comic advice)

If the owners glance at the watch, then you can calmly sit on, but if they take off the watch, shake it and bring it to their ear, then it's time to leave.

If you see a dish that interests you not far from you, but you cannot reach it, it is enough just to pull the tablecloth towards you a little.

A polite guest is not one who eats a lot, but one who does not notice that there is already nothing to eat.

How to cheer up a friend? Shake the soda bottle or can several times and kindly offer it to your friend. A fountain of foam will sprinkle everything around, including you!

April 1 Games - April Fool's Day

Card game "Funny Nine"

The number of players is not limited. Any deck with nines is suitable for the game.

The players divide the cards evenly and place them in a closed pile next to them. Then everyone in turn begins to throw one card face down to the center. The player who threw a nine is obliged to make everyone laugh. If this succeeds, then the first to laugh takes the entire deck formed from the discarded cards. If not, take the one who tried to make you laugh.

The first player to discard all cards wins.

Unlock Your Telepathic Abilities

Invite your friend to think of a number. Let him call him. Invite him to look under the phone or under a vase.

A friend will be amazed: he will find a piece of paper with a hidden number and a postscript: "I know what you are thinking!"

The solution is simple: you need to lay out pieces of paper with numbers from 1 to 9 (or more) in different places in advance and remember where what lies.

There is no limit to your "telepathic" abilities!

The apple is suspended by a string held by one person. Another puts his hands behind his back and tries to eat the apple without using his hands.

Comic win-win lottery

Make 41 lottery tickets and set up a raffle, with players must solve a riddle before receiving their gift

1. A thing that does not go out of style. (Laces)

2. You have a souvenir for your affectionate eyes - read ... (fairy tales)

3. Your winnings are yet to come, and you still have a look at others. (Additional number)

4. Even the old man Koschey himself swept the dust from his ears. (Brush)

5. Here is a ticket so a ticket, do not rummage in the numbers,

Consider that there is no win - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief).

6. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you forgot your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (A pen)

7. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will ride me on it. (A car)

8. Do you want to be rich, be rich. (Purse)

9. Moths ate tulle yesterday, they were torn to pain, we give in return ... (package) - nothing else!

10. This ball will stop babies crying. (Balloon)

11. In order for the jug to be full, you need ... (cover)

12. Yes, your lucky ticket, so hold on ... (pencil)

13. So that the cap does not blow off with the wind, here is a gift for the gebe ... (paper clip)

14. Do not be bored in the evenings - aroma you are gay ... (tea)

15. Oh, what a fine fellow you are, get ... lollipop, Chupa-Chups)

16. And this adornment is just a glimpse. (Staple beads)

17. Come on, dear friend, get it ... (pie)

18. I will not give up for any blessings of the world ... (kefir)

19. For good people, nothing is pity,

Get it soon, comrade, ... (rope)

20. If you want to be strong like a genie, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot)

21. Throw in the ground with heels,

nothing to be angry

Instead of a gingerbread ... (biscuit)

will come in handy in life.

22. A vessel for drinking strong drinks. (Thimble)

23. Portrait of the most handsome man. (Mirror)

24. You and your companion never

you will not be lost

Of any guests home hungry

will not come. (Spoon)

25. It will help you remember the subject of bygone childhood years. (Dummy)

26. Lucky for you: a kiss from your neighbor on the right!

27. The yacht fell on this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat)

28. Means for fighting pets. (Velcro for flies)

29. Substitute for soccer ball. (Old tin can)

30. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope)

31. Small business seal. (Eraser)

32. Washing machine "Baby". (Soap in the soap dish)

33. A trifle, but nice. (A handful of small coins)

34. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle)

35. Antique hanger. (Nail)

36. You are desperately lucky - you will get ... (sandwich)

37. This book is not more important, Only you are a writer in it. (Notebook)

38. Dear comrade, get ... (candy),

Just don't eat it yourself, treat your neighbor.

39. Lady of the heart. (Matryoshka)

40. Household vacuum cleaner. (Broom)

41. The prize went to you to gnaw in the evenings. (Nuts, bagels or crackers)

Competitions for April 1

Compose recipes for dishes with the following names: “Quiet Ukrainian Night” salad, pickle “Through thorns to the stars”, “Aurora's Shot” cutlet, “Hedgehog in the Fog” cocktail, “Nobody wanted to die” sandwich.

Write advertisements for the lease of a dog kennel, a loss of moral character.

Often in performances there are lyrical or tragic farewell scenes. Put on a mute scene in which they say goodbye:

- with a lady of the heart - a knight going on a crusade;

- with his sister - a revolutionary who decided to shoot the tsar;

- with his wife - a Nepman going for interrogation at the GPU;

- with his daughter - a father going to the parent meeting.

Draw a person's gait:

- who just had a good lunch;

- whose boots are tight;

- who has an acute attack of sciatica;

- who happened to be in the forest at night;

- whose boot soles are peeled off.

Humorous riddles

What happens if you swallow your knife and fork while eating? (Have to eat with your hands)

To whom do all people take off their hats? (In front of the hairdresser)

What do elephants have and what other animals do? (Baby elephants)

What canvas can't you make a shirt from? (From the railway)

Two teams are conducting Operation Goodbye Cheesecake! on destruction through eating parental products.

"Merry Travelers"

You will need thick newspapers, there should be exactly as many of them as there are players. The sheets in each newspaper must be rearranged, turned upside down.

This is a funny English match. The fact is that many Englishmen travel to work in electric trains. They sit in cramped compartments opposite each other for three people. There is no way to move your elbows, but you have to read the newspaper - what kind of Englishman is he if he does not watch the morning issue. Turning pages can only be done with the hands.

The two teams sit down at the table opposite each other. Players should sit as close as possible to restrict hand movement. Those players who sit on the edge also need to limit the space.

Newspapers are handed out to players. At the signal, the participants in the game must make the pages of newspapers in the right order, moving only their hands

The winner is the team that completes the task first.

From the headlines of various old newspapers and magazines (they must first be cut out), compose a short humorous story or a criminal chronicle, an ad or an advertisement. This requires clean sheets of paper (to which the headings will be pasted), glue, a paintbrush, and a sense of humor!

Run a competition for translators from the Russian literary language into the language of Ellochka the Cannibal. As you know, this heroine Ilf and Petrova managed only thirty words. In advance, you can write out all these words and remind them to the participants in the game.

Funny tongue twisters

Once upon a time there were three Japanese: Yak, Yaksedrak, Yaksedraktse-Droni. Once upon a time there were three Japanese women: Tsypa, Tsypa-Dripa, Tsypa-Dripa-Drimpaponi. Their children were born: Yaksedrak with Tsypa-Dripa - Shah, Yak and Tsypa - Shah-Sharakh, Yaksedraktse-Droni with Tsypa-Dripa-Drympamponi - Shah-Sharakh-Sharakhsheroni.

Margarita collected daisies on the mountain, Margarita lost daisies in the yard.

Tell us about your purchases.

About what purchases?

About purchases, about purchases,

About my purchases.

All tongue twisters cannot be overturned, not re-negotiated.

What about your sense of humor? (test)

Surely few admit that they have no feeling.

Few admit that they have no sense of humor.

But is it really so? Let's check. Answer yes or no to each question.

1. Do you like to laugh?

2. Do you know how to come out of unpleasant situations with humor?

3. Do you agree with the opinion that marriage is the funniest thing in the world?

4. Do you laugh alone with yourself when you read or watch something funny on TV?

5. If you notice that you are being deceived, can you not show your face?

6. Do your relatives, friends tell jokes, funny stories?

7. If you are in a company, do you want to look the wittiest, be the center of attention?

8. When you are in a bad mood, does the laughter of others irritate you?

9. Of all genres, do you prefer comedy?

10. Do you consider yourself a person with a sense of humor?

Results: If you answered “yes” to 6 or more questions, then you have a good sense of humor. And it helps you even in the most difficult periods of your life.

If you have 5 or fewer answers "yes", then you have a bad sense of humor.

Remember that a smile, laughter is an indicator of health, stability, success in life. It is easier to overcome troubles with them. Try to change yourself and look at life from a funny side, do not take everything too seriously, take something easier - not everything in life is worth serious experiences.

Goals: cheer up the quiz participants.

Tasks:

• talk about the meaning of laughter in our life;
• develop imagination, sense of humor, resourcefulness, ingenuity;
• foster a sense of mutual assistance, team spirit.

LAUGHTER WITH US

We live the best

Because with us - Laughter!

We don't part with him anywhere,

Wherever we are - we laugh!

If the way to school lies -

Laughter runs next to us.

Our friend is with us everywhere.

Laughter-laugh! Laughter, laugh!

Young, perky laugh!

It's not a sin to laugh, is it ?!

Hello dear friends! As you already understood, today's quiz is dedicated to April Fool's Day, the day of humor on April 1. “Those who know how to laugh live longer” - this is what folk wisdom says. And you can't argue with that.

But the front-line writer, Alexander Tvardovsky, who raised the spirit of the Russian army, said this about this:

“You can live without food for a day,

More is possible, but sometimes ...

Do not live without a joke,

The most humorous jokes ... "

The old adage that “laughter is the best medicine” clearly justifies itself. Laughter is not only good for your health: it prevents the onset of disease, strengthens the body's immunity and even prolongs life, especially when it comes to the heart. American scientist Miller even gives practical advice: include compulsory laughter in your “daily diet” along with exercise.

Did you know that the effect of laughter on the body is similar not only to exercise, but even to food consumption:

1 minute of laughter replaces 1 bucket of cutlets, so you never go hungry if you want to;

1 minute of laughter replaces 1 glass or 200 grams of sour cream;

1 minute of laughter replaces 10 minutes of intense gymnastics;

And in general, 1 minute of laughter prolongs your life by as much as 15 minutes.

Laugh more and you will live forever!

Happy April Fool's Day, jokes and mischievous pranks! Kind, cheerful laughter is a wonderful vitamin for everyone, the most powerful and priceless elixir of life. Let's laugh today, let's compete, let's cheer each other up!

Stage 1. Representation of commands.

To participate in the quiz, I propose to organize two teams: "Merry" and "Laughing"! (On the right hand of the host the team "Veselushki", and on the left - "Laughing"). And today you will be judged by a strict but fair jury in the person of N.I. Vasilchuk. and Lopatina E.V., - our methodologists.

But first, I suggest you watch a small presentation, which, no doubt, will cheer you all up!

Stage 2. April Fool's Day quiz.

So, now you are invited to take part in the comic quiz "April Fool's Day", which consists of 35 questions. The teams will take turns answering questions, and the jury will summarize the points. If the command gave an incorrect answer, the right to answer passes to the next command. So, now we find out who is the smartest. The fastest and smartest! Attention, questions. (Presentation of the comic quiz "April Fools' Day").

1. What kind of comb can you comb your head? Answer: cock.

2. Which hand is the best for stirring tea? Answer: it is better to stir tea with a spoon.

3. What are we eating for? Answer: at the table.

4. What won't fit in the largest pot? Answer: its cover.

5. Which word starts with three letters "g" and ends with three letters "I"? Answer: trigonometry.

6. What is the worst river? Answer: Tiger.

7. Who has a cap without a head and a leg without a boot? Answer: the mushroom.

8. What notes can be used to measure space? Answer: mi-la-mi.

9. What can be cooked but not eaten? Answer: lessons.

10. How does day and night end? Answer: a soft sign.

11. Can an ostrich call itself a bird? Answer: no, the ostrich cannot speak.

12. The ancient hero who has survived to our times in the form of porridge. Answer: Hercules.

13. What fabric cannot be used to sew a shirt? Answer: from the railway.

14. How many months in a year have 28 days? The answer is everything.

15. You, yes I, yes we are with you. How many of them have become? Answer: two.

16. Without legs and without wings, it flies quickly, you can't catch up. The answer is time.

17. Where are the cities without houses, rivers without water, forests without trees. Answer: on the map.

19. Now a pancake, then half a pancake; then that, then this side. Answer: the moon.

20. What makes the goose swim? Answer: from the shore.

21. What horse doesn't eat oats? Answer: chess, sports.

22. What word always sounds wrong?

Answer: the word is "wrong."

23. Mary's father has 5 daughters: Chacha, Chichi, Chocho, Cheche. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Answer: Mary.

24. Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep? Answer: by gender.

25. What gets bigger if you put it upside down? Answer: number 6.

 

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