Congratulations on February 23 to your cool colleagues. Congratulations in prose

Ah, this Russian wedding, its unique scope and flavor. What kind of wedding would do without an accordion (without a button accordion) and without ditties: funny, dashing, mischievous. Moreover, not only people of age are inherent in the desire to throw out knees, beat fractions and fervently sing these national quatrains. And the youth, seized by general joy and having gone into a rage, abandon the rhythms of modern music in order to show themselves in all their glory and shine with wit. After all, each ditty carries humorous notes and a playful form. But at the same time, there is some truth in every joke.

There are many ditties on various topics, but not all of them are suitable for wedding fun. Many of them may seem inappropriate and taken with resentment. I bring to your attention a selection of wedding ditties, which can be conditionally divided into several parts. So…

Chastooshkas for a wedding for guests

These ditties can be performed by all guests, regardless of their status and degree of kinship. Universal ditties, which can later be used annually, at every wedding: from paper to ending (and, if you're lucky, even platinum).

How beautiful we are

Both the bride and the groom.

I will collect all my strength

I will drink a liter for them.

Tables are breaking from food,

The floor is shaking from dancing.

All relatives, friends, neighbors

They drink wine for the young.

I danced at the wedding

Legs ached.

My skirt is ripped

Stretch the accordion wider

Unfold her furs.

Let's break out together "three-four"

To the health of the groom!

Oh beautiful bride,

How good you are.

Everything is so fine, everything is in place,

And a lovely soul.

Ditties congratulations for guests

When all the words have been said, all the toasts are listed, and the soul is still torn, these ditties will come in handy. The honored wishes will be appreciated by the heroes of the occasion and all those present at the wedding.

May love always live

In your pure souls.

And nothing dreams fly

Yours will not break.

We are our newlyweds

Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts

Happiness to you, may all moments

They will be good in life.

Don't swear, don't get sick

And live to be a hundred.

Save and cherish

Your loving, bright light.

May a son be born to you

And daughter too

And let there be tomboys

Everyone is like you.

Wish you prosperity

I want a big one.

And let your life be

Bright as a show.

Ditties for the bride

This selection of ditties is quite suitable for a bride to perform. But it is not forbidden for guests to sing these unpretentious couplets on behalf of the bride.

Ah, my mother-in-law

Be kind to me.

I will call you mom

Just don't touch us.

I am my mother-in-law yesterday

She called her mom.

And for that she told me

She drove the jeep.

I will respect my father-in-law

He will be my dad.

If it offends,

The mother-in-law will judge us.

Eh, you are our parents,

Soon the grandchildren will go.

You will cook porridge for them,

They won't give you rest.

Mom, dad, father-in-law, mother-in-law,

Start dancing.

Do not spoil the blood of the young,

Throw in a stroller.

Ditties for the groom

These ditties could be sung at a wedding by a representative of the strong half of the family tandem - that is, the groom. If he is not endowed with vocal abilities, or for other reasons refuses to perform them, then the male guests can do it for him.

My mother-in-law is good

Kind, like mom.

Just don't bother us,

We can handle it ourselves.

I think we'll get along with my father-in-law

We will find a common language with him.

About hunting, about fishing

Let's start talking.

I called my mother,

Made her feel good.

And he became a beloved son-in-law

Immediately, probably.

I will love my wife

Long time, purely true.

Will bring out - I will not beat,

I will abstain, probably

Our dear guests

Do not skimp on gifts.

We will accept any:

Ruble, dollars, euros.

You can also compose ditties yourself, using information about your newlyweds. Here, for example, which my husband and I composed especially for them.

And here for a snack Chastushka for a wedding from the Balagan group

And wedding ditties from Putin and Medvedev

What kind of wedding feast is complete without the performance and texts of funny and funny ditties? They are traditionally sung at the right moment at all Slavic weddings!

They congratulate the newlyweds with cheerful and witty wedding ditties, playfully tease the mother-in-law and father-in-law, drive the groom's parents into paint and “reveal” to the young all the “delights” of family life. In a word, without ditties, a wedding feast turns into a boring event with a silent absorption of food and drinks!

To prevent this from happening, memorize the texts of the wedding ditties published below. We have wedding ditties for every taste - for the groom and the bride, and for their parents, and for guests who want to sing some playful quatrain at the wedding. Meet -

Funny ditties for the wedding

We are a young family
We celebrate the birthday
And we'll sing ditties
To everyone's surprise.

Unreliable girls
Overcrowded the country.
In our time to rely
You can only go to your wife!

Guests were whispering at the table,
I overheard the conversation.
They say that couples are more beautiful
Have not seen it yet!

The groom fell in love with the bride
And now they are married.
From now on they will live together -
There is no one to blame!

Having skipped a dozen stacks,
Everyone will dance and sing!
Well, son-in-law, easy and simple,
She will call her mother-in-law mom!

The little son-in-law came to the father-in-law,
And quietly:
"Hide money from his wife
This is very bad?"

Our dear guests
Do not skimp on gifts.
We will accept any money:
Euros, dollars, rubles!

"Bitterly" - everyone is shouting today,
And I just love it!
I really like it, for sure
This is your wedding!

Funny ditties for a wedding from guests

We walked up at the wedding
We danced and got drunk!
Only now they completely forgot
Give you a gift!

It's time for the young to go to bed
Well, we have to worry
Yes, to be tormented by the question:
"Will they succeed?"

And now we will shout: "Bitter!"
And we will ask everyone to pour!
We sang a lot of ditties -
You need to wet your throat!

We wish a young family
Honestly share in the house,
To whom garbage and dishes,
And to whom to beat the thumbs.

How beautiful we are
Both the bride and the groom!
I will collect all my strength
I'll drink two liters for them!

Do not swear, do not get sick,
And live to be a hundred.
Save and cherish
Your family bright light!

I was going to the wedding
I put on curlers
And the neighbor got scared
Shouted: "Lord!"

If the berry is ripe,
We need to pick the berry.
I'm tired of calling a bride -
Know, it's time to call your wife!

Not to cry about every sorrow,
Not about everyone and grieve.
Although married and ill,
But even in girls it is bad to live.

Chastooshkas for a wedding from friends and girlfriends

We'll drink a friend tonight
You have to get used to the fact
But, as before, for each other
We will stand uphill!

Do not take from your mother-in-law in a barrel
You are salty mushrooms
So that with a smile on your lips
Do not sit in the bushes afterwards.

Take your time, girlfriend, get married
Walk down the street.
The feather bed is not yet ready -
Chicken feathers.

We wish you together
A sea of happiness and love!
Without hesitation, if necessary,
Call us for help!

Played it out, played it out,
Girls, danced!
Without the best girlfriend
We have stayed now!

I ate and got drunk
I'm tired of sitting at the table.
Finish my ditty
And I'll go to the hayloft!

It takes a lot of courage and strength
It is worthy to maintain residential houses,
But there are still men in Russia,
Combat conditions are not terrible for them!

There are enough problems in the housing and utilities sector -
Then the pipes are torn in the basement of the mouse,
Then on the weekend until the evening to plow,
When residents' roofs are leaking and going.

But on the lookout for the defenders squad
And in February, colleagues, we congratulate
[…]*

There are no men wiser in the world
Than our leader [...] *
Masterful Warrior

Three deputies - three heroes
Vladimir, Dmitry, Yuri.
Support for the main thing is not in vain -
All will overcome the storm

The team is close-knit and friendly,
As in a distant garrison

You are help and support in our work,
Defenders, colleagues and friends!
Your work is very important for our company -
He does not give the debtors a living.

And the malicious debtors will have to understand -
It is not accepted to joke in the police
[…]*

Let there be no failures as before,
While finances are not easy to protect,
Let every defaulter in the house know -
The fatherland will have to repay the debts!

4. Cool Comic congratulations on February 23 - reworking of the song "What are our boys made of?"

From what, from what, from what
Are our boys made?
From work and hunting,
From hooks and worms ...

Any repair will always be handled
Brave workers of Siberia,
And if something suddenly happens,
They will fix everything - in the basement and in the apartment!

Protectors of wiring, pipes and roofs,
Plumbers rescuers are dashing,
And nothing can frighten them -
They can handle the fight against any element!

May there be less troubles in your life -
Accidents, all kinds of complaints, "leaks".
We wish you technical victories,
Good luck, wishes come true!

6. Reworking the song
"Someone from Gorochka Descended"

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There are moments until spring
And at the end of February there are reasons
Congratulations from the Food in Time cafe
Dedicate to real men!

We wish you strength and resilience,
Money, fame, health, luck,
[…]*

8. Congratulations on February 23 to the heads of the organization (director, deputies, heads of departments) and male colleagues

There is a detachment in the communal apartment
Wonderful guys -
Us from all disasters in a row
Will protect and protect.

Their commander is a border guard,
Combat and strong-willed,
Utilities excellent student
And the head of the world!

There is a financial expert
Voroshilov Sharpshooter.
He knows how to protect
And budgets and a diploma.

Many fighting hours
Major ** flew in
Doesn't slow down -
Flies with documents.

There is another hero
Protects our peace.
And they gave it because
Order of courage to him.

Many years of their soldiers
**** lined up.
And so now
Continues to "build" us.

Our head of MTO
Passed all TRP standards,
Knows what and where to get it,
Take it as a product without money.

These are the good fellows
Our brave fighters!
With them we are into fire and water
Well, better - to nature!

9. Alteration of the song "Little By Little"
(Well girls, for a little and boom a little drunk)

And all our little men
Can we kiss - But!
There is one condition:
Do not drink too much!

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Awarded
***
(head of department, who received a second higher education)

For seriousness and organization,
record sporting achievements in table tennis and billiards, a worthy continuation of the work of Lenin, who bequeathed
"Learn, learn and learn", and in connection with
February 23

Awarded
***
(programmer)

For services in technical support
secretariat work, for unlimited Internet,
invaluable help in creative research, high speed
eating jam and biscuits and in connection with
February 23

Awarded
***
(colleague)
for optimism, success in the fight against smoking
in a separate office, carrying jokes to the masses,
for training memory and diction of others when pronouncing
surname and patronymic and in connection with
February 23

* Cool Congratulations to colleagues (in the style of army chants)

We have a detachment of fighters
Brave and brave fellows,
Let us have 7 of them in total [...] *

Everything should shine around
Blind with purity -
So as not to receive an outfit

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see also Examples of Congratulations on the Poems.Ru website:

Comic Scenarios Congratulations and Sketches

Poems to order: Comic Congratulations to the Chief (new)

Congratulations to the Man in Poems - New (sincere congratulations to your beloved husband, poems to the director, touching verses to your beloved dad, congratulations to the boss)

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