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Your company is planning a corporate event dedicated to February 23, and you want to congratulate your male colleagues with humor?

Decorate the hall where the holiday will take place with balloons and garlands, use various military paraphernalia: helmets, gas masks, field bags, canned food - any inventory related to this topic. You can draw posters depicting heroes, military men, where you can paste photos of your employees as faces.

Think over a scenario for congratulating men on Defender of the Fatherland Day, which will include funny poems, rework songs, games and contests. It is desirable that the numbers that will be included in the program are not too long and official.

The script for congratulating men on February 23 with humor

The celebration of February 23, 2020 at work can be started with a speech by the presenters:
- Put away pens and tablets,
Take some time.
Since February 23, men!
We send you a bag of wishes:
Let your avant-garde not fade away,
Let the rear be reliable
No one encroaches on peace,
When you watch dreams at night!
Let it be in your pocket and on the account
So much that they couldn't waste!
May you be lucky in your career and in hunting,
You are for us, men - kings!

- Congratulations, dear,
Since February 23,
Let the beauties on a special day
Falling down like stacks!
Keep the beer cold
And football goes on all day
Let the beloved cover
You have a luxurious table today.

Game contests for men on the celebration of February 23

The holiday for men at work on February 23, 2020 will continue with games and competitions in which your colleagues will have the opportunity to be in the spotlight and show their best qualities.

Participants of the "Real Colonel" contest are divided into teams. Each of them should list as much as possible more qualities characterizing a real colonel. For example, nobility, courage, bravery, honor and so on. The team with the most options wins.

For the Stirlitz contest, you will need a tray on which 10-15 small items are laid out (lighters, matchboxes, notepads, pens, coins, etc.). Contestants must memorize as many things as possible. The tray is then taken away and a few items are added or removed. The most attentive participant becomes the winner. The task can be complicated by removing and adding several items at once.

For the Trenches competition, you will need cardboard boxes filled with finely cut paper or confetti, as well as spoons or scoops. At the signal of the facilitator, the participants will begin to lay out the paper from the box using cutlery. The winner is the one who digs the "trench" faster.

Participants in the Out of Line Outfit contest will have to sew on a button, hammer in a nail and peel a potato as quickly as possible. The winner is the one who completes the tasks faster and better.

Participants of the Footcloths competition are given pieces of fabric of a certain size (footcloths) and a pair of boots. At the command of the leader, each participant begins to wind footcloths. Whoever completes this task faster, and then puts on boots and confidently walks a few meters in them, will be declared the winner.

Then the competition "Walk the ladder" will begin. A rope is placed on the floor, along which men need to walk blindfolded and not stumble.

In the competition "Shoulder straps" ladies and gentlemen form pairs. On the shoulders of men put paper napkins, and couples begin to dance to slow music. The winner is the couple where the "epaulettes" on the shoulders of the man lasted longer.

Further, at the celebration of the Defender of the Fatherland Day at work, the men who won the competitions will be awarded prizes, and then verses will be heard:
Today we celebrate the twenty-third of February,
From the bottom of our hearts, we congratulate men!
Defenders of the Fatherland, we know for sure:
You have many reasons to celebrate.

- You are brave, brave, you are kind and sweet,
We can't count all of your good qualities ..
Sometimes a little tired, and sometimes lazy,
However, we love you just the way you are.

How to give gifts to men at work on Defender of the Fatherland Day

Then, according to the scenario of the celebration on February 23, men will be congratulated and presented with gifts. The facilitators will read the verses:


All men are an object of admiration.
Their girls are in a hurry to congratulate
In this festive moment!

- Once a year, at the end of February,
All men call us
Range of feelings and of course fire!
And our hearts are slowly melting.

- We must now congratulate you,
Open your arms soon
We must give you gifts
Colleagues-brothers in the shop!

You can present your employees with T-shirts with a photo of the entire female part of the team, personalized mugs with personal photos of men and their favorite sayings, lighters in the form of grenades, pistols, bullets or tanks, piggy banks of the original form, for example, in the form of safes or gold bars.

Employees who are always dissatisfied and often complain about others can be given rose-colored glasses that allow them to see the world in a better light. Colleagues who have to make decisions in difficult situations can be given coins with "yes" and "no" on different sides.

The verses will sound:
- Congratulations to our beloved men
We are from February 23,
And on this day we wish you
Always be at the helm in life!
Solve all problems brilliantly
And in any situation
Don't waste your luck
And live in harmony with yourself!

The scenario of a comic congratulation of men at work from February 23, 2020 may include alteration songs. For example, women can sing a song to the melody of the song “Girlfriends have been married for a long time, but I still dream of a prince”:
- Wine froths in glasses
And we want to congratulate you!
We have men, like in the movies,
And we sincerely wish:

Chorus:
To grow your income
I had an account in a Swiss bank!
To wait in the kitchen for pilaf,
Fishing was waiting for the catch!
To go on vacation to the Bahamas!
To be loved by the ladies
And at the same time, so that you
The youthful ardor in the soul did not go out!

We wish you bright dreams
And happy dates!
And understanding without words
And fulfillment of desires!

Chorus.

Present certificates to your colleagues in different categories: “Fighter of the invisible front”, “Punctuality is the rule of kings”, “Mr. Kindness”, etc. These funny presents will set a cheerful tone for the holiday and will surely be kept as a memory of this party for a long time to come.

Cheerful certificates can also become an original addition to gifts. For example, a certificate for the right to be constantly late for work, leave home early, sleep during lunch breaks, not attend long meetings, etc.

And the holiday arranged for men at work in honor of February 23 will be completed by reading poetry:
- Congratulations friends,
Since February 23!
And we wish you good health
Only the heroic
From all women - admiration,
From the boss - honor,
From children - love and inspiration!
Fewer domestic problems.
Good luck! Bright changes!

On the corporate holiday or friendly party, arranged in honor of February 23, in addition to traditional gifts and congratulations to the heroes of the occasion, various comic toasts, table games and unusual congratulations can be very useful. The most affordable and popular option are for a variety of reasons.

Here are collected table chants for February 23, written by talented authors of the Internet, mostly of a comic nature (thanks to the authors).

1. Table chant for February 23 - Oath "That's right"

Leading:

Gifts are demanded and awaited
Son or daughter
Get your wallet
And buy...

Men:"Yes sir!"

Leading:

The wife does not sleep and sticks,

Calling to work at night...
No need to persuade
You say...

Men:"Yes sir!"

Leading:

And if at work
The director will say: "Urgent!"
Shout out to him:
Friendly….

Men:"Yes sir!"

Leading:

Friends go, they carry wine
Half a liter, a liter, a barrel ...
Your house is always open to guests,
There is no doubt...

Men:"Yes sir!"

Leading:
We will firmly say about you:
“Does not tear where it is strong!”
Today there is a reason
We drink for men ...

Men:"Yes sir!"

2. Table noise maker - clapper for February 23.

Leading: Who loves holidays - clap your hands soon (guests clapping)

Holidays are different, and by the strength of your applause, I try to determine which of them you love the most.

Clap until you're crazy
Those who love birthday! (guests clapping)

I want them to knead their palms now,
Who was played at least once on April Fool's Day! (guests clapping)

Let it beat in the palm of your hand now
The one who loves New Year!(guests clapping)

Attention! Clap like a ladies signal
Who loves the holiday of lovely ladies! (guests clapping)

And now a question for all mankind:
Who loves Defenders of the Fatherland Day? (guests clapping)

Is that how all of humanity clap?

Especially in honor of the defenders of our fatherland?! (stormy applause)

Here is another matter!

5. Comic chants for the corporate party "And we have a feast today."

Men are offered to repeat the phrase in chorus: “Crow, ding la-la”,clinking glasses with the ladies.
The ladies say in chorus: “Wonderful, boom-boom” and send air kisses to the gentlemen sitting next to them. The host, so that the guests are not confused, can give signals, for example, when men enter, raises a blue ball, when ladies - red.

Leading:

And we have a feast today.

I'll tear my pants to holes,

Fir-trees, poplars.

Men: Cuckoo, ring-la-la (clink glasses)

Leading:

And we have a feast today.

And where is the feast, because there is peace.

And a pleasant noise.

Ladies: Great, boom boom! (air kiss)

Leading:

And today we have a feast,

We are toasting together.

And we can't all be bored

Men:"Kukareku, ring la la" (clink glasses)

Leading:

And today we have a feast,

We drink, of course, not kefir.

But we have a sharp mind!

Ladies:"Great, boom boom" (air kiss)

Leading:

And we have a feast today.

Who made the costume for the feast?

Who got drunk on the sly?

Men:"Kukareku, ring la la" (clink glasses)

Leading:

And we have a feast today.

We play, we don't sleep.

The toast was said by the big silent man.

Ladies:"Great, boom boom" (air kiss)

Leading:

And we have a feast today.

I see someone didn't finish it.

It's a pity we can't have a hangover

Men:"Kukareku, ring la la" (clink glasses)

Leading:

And today we have a feast,

All worries drowned.

The spree continues.

Ladies:"Great, boom boom" (air kiss)

Collection posted for review

AGENDA
To whom __________________________________
The address _________________________________
You, in accordance with the Law of the Russian Federation "On military duty and military service", and in connection with the upcoming Defender of the Fatherland Day, you need "_____" ________________ 201__ by ________ hours to appear on the issue of conducting military field training, at the collection point at ____________________________________ with personal belongings, personal service weapon, in dress uniform.
You must have a military document, an identity card, a fluorographic picture, a blood test, an ECG, a reference from the last place of work, a good mood.

Head of the Department of Defense of the city of ____________________

Colonel _____________

Vedas: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! We are glad to welcome you to the evening dedicated to the celebration of Defender of the Fatherland Day!

We congratulate you warmly
Happy Army and Navy Day
Let there be joy
That honors and loves someone.
And let the smile flash
And let the wrinkles disappear
And let spring sing in my soul
Today is your holiday, men!

Gentlemen reserve officers! Welcome to military training! We must warn you that a surprise awaits you - along with you, cadets of the Ladies' Military Academy LLC "_________________________" will participate in the exercises. We ask you, as already experienced warriors, to take part in the training of recruits. Be mentors to our still so young division - help, advise, cheer, participate. Let's make this evening unforgettable for both new recruits and veterans.

There is no reason to call women the weaker sex -
Among us are talents, warriors, minds,
But if next to us are not men
Could we reach our heights?

So, we announce military field training!

Commander-in-Chief: Platoon, line up! For the solemn acceptance of the oath, equal, quietly!

(Women become)

Vedas. reads text:
We, citizens of the Republic of Kazakhstan, present at solemn event dedicated to the celebration of Defender of the Fatherland Day, entering this hall, we take the oath and solemnly swear to be devoted to our men until the last minute of the festival.
We swear to unquestioningly fulfill the duties entrusted to us, to monitor the fullness of plates and glasses, to sing the virtues of our men, to amuse them, and to please their sight and hearing, to endure the hardships of high heels.
We undertake to conscientiously protect men and the people's property entrusted to us, strictly keep the secret of everything that happened at the holiday, as a state secret.
If we violate the military oath we have taken, then let us be severely punished and there will be no March 8 for us!

All in unison: We swear! We swear! We swear!

commander in chief- Disperse!

Vedas.- I ask you to take your places at combat posts.

(Women sit down)

Vedas. Dear friends, let's raise our glasses and celebrate this significant event - the fact that our ladies have joined the ranks of the Armed Forces!

Today is a holiday for men
And we want to congratulate our colleagues,
There are many reasons for this
What can a man be praised for:
For daily hard work
For the fact that he loves the work very much,
For the fact that he, forgetting comfort,
Goes on business trips with confidence.
For having women in their arms
Ready to wear every day
With him, a woman knows no fear,
He is devoted to a woman immensely.

The word for congratulations is given to the Head of the Ladies' Military Academy LLC "_______________________" ...

(Congratulations chief accountant)

(drink)

Vedas: Today, for the sake of the holiday, our cadets changed their camouflage uniforms to festive outfits. Accordingly, we will conduct exercises not in combat, not in combat, but in variety and choir. Watching a congratulatory song, reading congratulatory chants, the quality of the execution of the commands “pour-wai”, “drink-wai”, “sing-wai”, “dance-wai”. Let's tell you about the everyday life of the Ladies' Military Academy. By the way, let me give you, as gifts, something that we cannot do without on any trip, which gives a feeling of satiety, a pleasant smell and good mood.

(Dry rations are awarded)

Ved.: let's raise our aluminum mugs and drink a fighting hundred grams so that our gifts remind you on a long trip that there are tastier dishes in the world, for this you just need to always return home.

(drink)

Ved.:

We do not curse fate perverted
And raise a fiery glass
For those who now rule the military service
And who once "plowed" her!

So let our wines splash in our glasses,
When the rear is securely provided!
For the valiant defenders of the fatherland
On this glorious Day of the Armed Forces!

The word for congratulations is given ________________________________ ...

(drink)

Vedas: For the convenience of the review, the command decided to organize four departments. (Divides by tables). All four branches during the event must show their readiness for an unexpected attack of the holiday, as well as their physical and moral preparation for any turns of today's events!
First branch! Get ready and congratulate the men!

The first table congratulates

Song
To the melody "Songs of the Pilots" from the movie "Heavenly slug":

Tonight, tonight, tonight
Without you, men, let's face it, there is nothing to do!
We will gather around the table
Glasses full pour,
And for the men we love, we will sing a song.
Chorus:
It's time for us to confess

Always lean



There will be a lot of luck

You guys are brave, brave, brave!
So slender, beautiful, curly!
We'll drink one, we'll drink two
For your glorious deeds
But don't have a headache tomorrow!
Chorus:
It's time for us to confess
That we love you dearly, we love you, we love you dearly!
Always lean
On your faithful we want a shoulder!

Let fate sometimes be cruel to us, let it be!
Never allow despondency in your heart!
There will be a lot of luck
Everything will change, you know!

(everyone drinks)

Vedas: Second branch! Stand up for congratulations!

The second table congratulates
Song

Group "Factory"
To the tune of the song "Factory Girls"

Ah, why are you so unlucky?
Time to report again
Again, the balance must be reduced,
There is no time to love.
Pr: Accountant girls
Everyone is working "with a bang!",
Only their personal lives
Not exactly decent.
Though winter, and even spring -
We work late
Tell me how to be?
Gotta get married!
Oh!
Where can I get men in the office?
If only one came to the department.
To help us balance
On holiday, he circled all of us in a dance.
Pr: Accountant girls
Everyone is working "with a bang!",
Only their personal lives
Not exactly decent.
Though winter, and even spring -
We work late
Tell me how to be?
Gotta get married!
Oh!

(everyone drinks)

Vedas: Third section! To congratulations, the equalization of namushchins!

The third table congratulates
To the tune of the song "Smuglyanka"

Sometime in the winter
I looked into our office.
What's happened? What's happened?
The office is busy!
The appearance of the buffet
We see many reasons
We will celebrate the holiday
And congratulations to all men!
Ex: One and two and
Let's make a wider circle
And congratulations
All the men in the circle of girlfriends,

Hi from girls!!!
We are impossible
And capricious - do not appease,
To put it bluntly, it's impossible
Understand the girl's soul.
But we promise you
Work on yourself!
Let the glasses clink
And the wine flows like a river!
Ex: One and two and
Let's make a wider circle
And congratulations
All the men in the circle of girlfriends,
Light sparkles in the twilight of candles
Hi from girls!!!

(everyone drinks)

Vedas: Fourth section! Get ready and congratulate the men!

Fourth table congratulates
To the tune of "Gypsies"

If I were rich
And besides, it's beautiful
To do with me
Our company is cute!
Pr: Oh, once! Again!
Many, many more times!
If I had a foreign car
I put it at the gate
That deep trace of sadness
Left with colleagues.
Pr: Oh, once! Again!
Many, many more times!
If I drank cognac,
Yes, even wine glasses,
That became famous among you
Elite manners.
Pr: Oh, once! Again!
Many, many more times!
I would show a striptease
Yes, I'm afraid of confusion.
Everyone will shout "encore" to me,
I lost my embarrassment.
Pr: Oh, once! Again!
Many, many more times!

(everyone drinks)

Ved.: And now, our dear men, let me present you with our gifts - these are irreplaceable, unique, multifunctional tablets for cards! Plastic and paper, various advantages. As an addition, you will receive a metal attachment to bruised places, it is also an air thrower, it is also a bottle-beer payer, it is also a saver. (wallet and ruble)

I propose to fill the glasses. Let's drink to the fact that if suddenly these purses stop closing, it will happen not because the lock has broken, but because of overcrowding!
And now, invite everyone to the dance.

(Dancing)

The second part of the Merlison ballet

Ved.:

How often are we unfair to men,
Though they themselves are capricious, jealous, talkative
And only once a year we are kind,
Forgetting insults, we wish men:

Unconquered mountains, impassable forests,
Friends, so worthy, girlfriends trouble-free
Smart bosses, various enemies:
But better weakened and safe

Cars - foreign cars, normal neighbors,
Powerful computers, virtual dating,
The problems are only conditional, the successes are real.
The tasks are simple, but very relevant.

Love of different sexes, love is very different
Calm, fun and even dangerous
Brilliant ideas, friends, so that with beer,
And himself, so that he always remains beautiful!

(drink)

Vedas: And now, two people from each squad to check the accuracy of a march towards me!
Gentlemen of the officers, would you mind showing the girls HOW EXACTLY to use such a weapon as a dart?

Accuracy Competition

Vedas: As stated in the Military Regulations, a soldier must be able to recognize the enemy among the trees, birches and bears! And yours - and in general you need to know in person! Let's check how well we know our friends in arms?

Back to back competition

Let's drink to combat training,
Strength, accuracy, courage and skill
For deeds, and for merit,
And for taking care of each other!

(drink)

Vedas: And everyone knows Golden Rule, spelled out in golden letters in each Charter: the first paragraph "The commander is always right!" point two .. well, everyone knows, right? “If the commander is wrong, see point one!” but sometimes commanders are loyal, take care of their fighters.

(Chief boo and someone sing a song)

Natasha Koroleva and Tarzan
To the melody of the song "Do you believe me or not"

Employee:
I'm late today
Back to work as usual
And she told the boss
That my tram broke down.
Boss:
Of course I believe you
Can there be any doubt
I rode in it myself
Let go of your Mercedes.
Employee:
And at lunchtime
I didn't drink wine at all
I'm just tired b-i-lno
Do you believe me or not?
Do you believe me or not?
Boss:
Of course I believe you
Here the work is tiring.
Just hide the corkscrew away...
It will be our secret...
Our secret with you...

Vedas: Let's drink to our fair Commanders!!!

Vedas. For a long time in Russia, the heroes measured their strength. And I invite here the two most powerful men, to demonstrate their fighting qualities, the ability to stand up for themselves and the woman they love, to repulse the enemy.

*competition "Boxing"*

Dear ladies and gentlemen, we are reporting from a friendly boxing match. Today there is a European heavyweight champion ______________1_____________ and the champion of Asia, Africa and countries Latin America ______________2_____________ - the best of all the declared candidates for the fight! In the blue corner and white shorts - ______________1____________________. Welcome! In the red corner and green shorts - ______________2____________________. Boxers are warming up, coaches are giving the last instructions, setting to win! Boxers put on gloves, work out movements, punches.
See how excited the audience is! The hall is standing on its feet, some on its ears - as it is more convenient for someone! Everyone is anxiously awaiting the outcome of the fight, cheering up their boxer. It will be a hard fight, real boxing! What will be the tactics of the fight, in what round we will be shown a masterful knockdown - we will see in the course of the fight, but for now it remains only to get sick. Cheer for our super professionals. The talents of boxers are immediately visible, look how ______________1_____________ is warming up, what kind of stance ______________2____________________ has! Both on their faces clearly read the helmet and the desire to enter the ring and win! Win! With a powerful blow to knock out an opponent! Yes! It will be real boxing! We've been waiting for this event for a long time, and now it's here. Boxers are invited to the ring! Shake each other's gloves. Get your sports equipment, get ready.. Let's get started!

Vedas: And our field exercises are coming to an end. We hope, our dear men, that you have appreciated the ability of our ladies to help you in all your affairs and undertakings. As the song says: “Just whisper to us, we will come to the rescue!”
Remember who Venus chose from all her admirers on Olympus. Mars, god of war. And although the military is about speed, onslaught and, sometimes, retreat, women love the military. And we once again offer to drink for our armed forces, for their courage and heroism, and for the representatives of our glorious army present here!
Happy holiday, dear men!

Dear colleagues, friends!

“Gentlemen military personnel, dear men of _________________________ LLC!

I heartily congratulate you on the national holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day!
I express my gratitude to you for your selfless service in the ranks of my knights! The stronger my army, the stronger and calmer the peace in my soul.
My memory carefully preserves the exploits of many generations of my defenders - from the warriors of Alexander Nevsky to the heroes of the Great Patriotic War and those who performed and continue to perform their military duty.
Having sworn allegiance to me once, you continue the glorious traditions of the army by your example. From time immemorial, men went into battle for me, did not betray and did not give into the wrong hands, because I am the only one with them. Let women not be jealous of their men in love for me, but appreciate, respect and inspire them to exploits.
And I, in turn, will generously provide you, my beloved sons, with all my bins and resources, valleys and hills, beauty and vast expanses!

Your Motherland"

Today for you, dear men,
Let's raise a solemnly sonorous glass!
For strong hands, for thoughts of depth
In minds worthy of high praise!

For your health, for your accomplishments,
For your success always and in everything.
For our confidence and comfort,
For our peace of mind night and day!

You are our protection, we trust you
Caring for the world for our children.
We inspire you with love for deeds,
Hope - in search of new ideas!

May weekdays and holidays be your joy,
And in each of the days let the finest hour come.
We wish you happiness - a worthy reward,
Raising a glass to you today!

Characters:

2 leading, Man, Man, Man.

1st Leader: In such a good and evening hour We have gathered together now!
2nd Leader: We want the lovely smiles to shine in this wonderful hall!
1st Leader: How good men are! Their eyes are the mirror of the soul!
2nd Leader: They are waiting for festive moments: Attention and entertainment!
1st Leader: Let's not waste time - It's time for us to congratulate men!
2nd Leader: Today is a man's day by right, He gives them honor and glory!

GREETING CARD GAME

On the tablet is a greeting card with the following text:
Our _____________________ men,
We have reasons to congratulate you!
You ______________ and ________________
And for that we are very grateful!
Although February is snow-white outside the window, -
We love you heartily and tenderly!
You are welcome ___________, ____________, _________, __________ and ___________!
We celebrate this holiday with you,
We wish you happiness, peace, goodness!
Stay ___________, __________, __________, __________ and ___________!

The presenters ask the ladies present at the evening which representatives of the stronger sex attract them.

Answers fit into the gaps on the greeting card, and then the entire text is recited.
(Suddenly, a Man in a paratrooper uniform lands on the stage from above with a parachute.)

1st Leader: It seems that in honor of the Defender of the Fatherland Day, a landing force is landing to us.
(The hosts raise the parachute, from under which the Man appears.)
2nd Lead: What a man! Man: (cheerfully) This is a good place to land!
1st Leader: Especially for real men. Man: That's right! (salutes)
2nd Leader: February 23 brings us the representatives of the stronger sex from the sky.
Man: I see a lot of them in the hall.
2nd Leader: You are right, there are enough heroes of the occasion here.
Man: In this case, they should be the center of attention.
1st Leader: We absolutely agree with you. (to the audience:) We invite real men to take the stage!

COMPETITION "FIGHT ON HUNTS"

The contestants squat in a circle (the formed circle is fenced with pins), stretch their arms forward with their palms and, hitting the opponents' palms, try to push each other out of the pins. Contestants who touch the floor with their hands or leave the circle leave the stage.
The prize is received by the one who has not left the combat limits to the last.

2nd Leader: At one time, ladies adopted a lot from the male half.
Man: What do you mean?
2nd Leader: For example, in the ladies' wardrobe there are things that previously took place in the men's wardrobe.
1st Leader: I wonder if our ladies know about this?
2nd Leader: Let's get to know them.

GAME "FROM MEN TO LADIES"

The hosts invite the ladies present in the hall to name the things that have passed to them from the men's wardrobe (trousers, stockings, wig, etc.). The most active are invited to the stage. Man: I can hardly imagine myself in stockings and a wig. 1st Presenter: Surely, the ladies also hardly think of you in all this attire. 2nd Presenter: Actually, the fair sex understands men in their own way.

COMPETITION "MEN IN THE WOMEN'S UNDERSTANDING"

Ladies who excelled in the previous game receive a tablet with an album sheet, a marker and a card with one of the concepts (for example: “A man at a party”, “A man in a garage”, “A man on a fishing trip”, etc.) The concepts are not announced in advance.
Within five minutes, they must schematically depict the essence of their concepts, then the masterpieces appear for everyone to see.
The prize is given to the contestant whose drawing was understood by the audience in accordance with the given concept.

Man: Here, it turns out, how you, dear ladies, see us men. I want to offer you an amusing quiz called "A man through the eyes of a woman."

QUIZ "A MAN IN THE EYES OF A WOMAN"

The ladies present in the hall choose one correct answer from the three given by the Man for each question of the quiz.

1. What will the man do with the candy?

a) will quickly eat it whole;
b) eat slowly, biting off a little, determining its filling;
c) refuse it, so as not to drop the dignity of the stronger sex.

2. What dishes would a man prefer in a restaurant?

a) exotic
b) ordinary;
c) what his mother used to tell him when he was a child.

3. What will a man do when he comes to the store to update his wardrobe?

a) before buying, consult with the seller, having learned his opinion;
b) immediately ask the seller for a model of a certain color and size;
c) after long viewings and fittings, without making a choice, he will leave with nothing, postponing shopping until the next time.

4. How will a man who travels in an unfamiliar area and suddenly go astray act?

a) ask for directions from the first person you meet;
b) will get angry in uncertainty;
c) will start looking for the way on his own, relying on his intuition.

5. What will the man behind the wheel do when the traffic light turns green?

a) quickly rush forward, ahead of others;
b) slowly move off;
c) will create a traffic jam, fascinated by a lady in a nearby car.

1st Leader: Ladies and men are always unrevealed secrets for each other.
2nd Leader: And men are sometimes real surprises.
Man: It's probably because we love surprises.
1st Leader: Then you should deliver them.
2nd Leader: Surprises, fly to the hall!
(6 paper parachutes with cases from kinder surprises suspended from below land in the auditorium from above. Six men who caught the parachutes are asked by the presenters to go backstage.)
Man: Are the surprises over yet?
1st Lead: Men's surprises begin!

COMPETITION "MALE SURPRISES"

Six men become contestants. Backstage, they open the cases hanging from the parachutes and find a note with the name of an animal in them. Then the contestants, in order of priority, go on stage and, with the help of pantomime, portray their animals. Before the exit of each contestant, the presenters announce: “The man is at work”; "A man at home"; "Man driving"; "The man in the restaurant"; "Man at the resort"; "Man with Friends"
Prizes are awarded to those whose animals are recognized by the public.

2nd Leader: No one expected such surprises from the representatives of the stronger sex.
1st Leader: It should be noted that men are always in a hurry somewhere.
Man: We are in a hurry not to miss our happiness.
2nd Leader: However, the lucky ones are speeding up.
1st Lead: I wonder where the happy man is in a hurry?
2nd Leader: There are many answers to this question today.
(Presenters with microphones descend into the auditorium and receive answers to this question the representatives of the stronger sex.)
1st Leader: And I thought that happy men rush only to the garage.
Man: A man and a car are inseparable concepts.
2nd Leader: Our next competition for true motorists!

COMPETITION "DO NOT LET UP!"

Contestants receive a balloon and a bicycle pump. Then, blindfolded, they begin to inflate their balloons with pumps.
The prize goes to the contestant who inflates the balloon the fastest and bursts it.

1st Leader: Men are happy when they have pumps in their hands, and ladies when they get two outfits out of turn.
2nd Leader: Usually it happens like this.
(The hosts and the Man go to the left side of the wings, from the opposite side of which the characters of the interlude “Two outfits out of turn” appear.)

INTERMEDIA "TWO OUT OF LINE"

She:(demanding) I want two outfits out of turn!
He: Go, peel the potatoes and wash your socks - your wishes will come true.
She: These are not my desires! These are duties that an irresponsible husband forgets to fulfill!
He: And what duties, in your opinion, should a conscientious husband have?
She: The most ordinary ones: on weekdays - to serve coffee in bed, on weekends - to present flowers, and on holidays - to please with expensive gifts!
He:(dreamy) Why, then, was I not born a woman?
She: Now I understand why you always get yourself only blue shirts!
He:
She: For your weakness!
He:(modestly) Actually, since I married you, my weakness stopped.
She: And you hid it from me?
He: Isn't it noticeable?
She: This immediately catches your eye if you enter our bedroom! No wonder my friends asked me one juicy question: why are our beds far apart!
He: And what did you answer them?
She: My husband has a pig!
He: Sounds convincing.
She: This is not your “mumps”, but you are a real boar!
He: Scream louder - people might think that we are celebrating the Year of the Boar.
She: I have been celebrating it ever since I married you!
He: Fine, fine. Now I'll go and make you gifts.
She:(enthusiastically) Finally, the Year of the Dragon begins for me! What do you want to give me?
He: Peeled potatoes and washed socks.
She:(excitedly) Now you will make such presents to yourself all the time!
He: After your hands, they look spectacular.
She: It seems like you just dreamed of being born a woman!
He: But he was not born.
She: Today I give you this happy opportunity!
He:(surprised) And then who will you become?
She: And I'll live your philistine life!
He: No wonder my friends asked me why our beds are far apart.
She: Did you do this with them in our bedroom?
He: No way. We are quite satisfied with the cuisine.
She:(sobbing) That's why the table's legs are loose.
He: Three bottles of beer for three is not a great load.
She:(excitedly) Then why are they wobbly?!
He: You always live in the kitchen - you know better.
She:(incredulously) What are you implying?
He: For your weakness.
She:(modestly) Actually, right after we got married, my weakness stopped.
He: Then why are you living in the kitchen?
She:(excitedly) I want to prove to you that I am a strong woman: indifferent to men, not glued to the bed!
He:(dreamy) Why wasn't I born a woman?
She: Your dream has come true - two outfits out of turn!
(The sideshow characters bow and move to the right side of the wings, from the left side of which the presenters enter the stage.)

1st Leader: The outfits have been awarded, now it's time to play!
2nd Leader: The most festive game for everyone... Together: "February guessing games"!

FEBRUARY GUESSING GAME

The hosts say quatrains with unfinished last lines. Those present in the hall must guess the corresponding rhymes. Game to activate the public.

1st Leader: February gave us all
Neither warmth nor freshness grew,
And such a wonderful day -
We call him... ("Male")

2nd Leader: Ladies in the evening in excitement
Prepared pickles,
For men's straight gait
We also bought ... (Vodka)

1st Leader: Strong sex without worries
The grocery store leads a trip:
They need one trifle -
Five-star... (Cognac)

2nd Leader: Ladies on their feet a little light
They induce their marafet;
They give in bundles of bright
Guys... (Gifts)

1st Leader: The men are not far behind
Near the mirror scurry:
Before taking a hundred grams,
They dream of conquering ... (Dam)

2nd Leader: The table is set, fun, laughter,
Men have great success -
In such happy moments
They get... (Compliments)

1st Leader: On a holiday, ladies will not refuse:
Respect with a word of affection,
Well fed vysusno -
Men will not be ... (Sad)

2nd Leader: Hour of fun is the best chance
Make a curtsey,
And then, no matter what,
To be under ... (Table)

1st Leader: The holiday is not to blame
That a detachment dived under the table -
The men are a bit tired
Very sweet ... (Drowsed off)

2nd Leader: In the morning the strong sex will wake up
Dive into weekdays again.
Oh, what a prankster he is -
Men's Day - February ... (Holiday)

(A peasant appears on the right side of the wings with a hammer in his hand, dressed in a working uniform.)

Man:(cheerfully) Good evening! Shouldn't something be nailed, screwed or repaired here ?! (pulls screwdriver out of pocket)
1st Leader: What a business man.
2nd Leader: Thanks, I do not need it now.
Man: Then I'll stay with you a little, - suddenly my help is needed!
1st Leader: Of course, stay - have fun with everyone in honor of the holiday.
Man: It's possible! After all, I know the business, and I do not forget the entertainment! (B balloons fly from above into the auditorium: 3 red and 3 yellow.)
2nd Leader: Surprises have arrived in our hall again! Dear men who caught air souvenirs, we invite you to the stage!
(Six men with balloons take the stage. The presenter bursts one of the red balloons in which there was a note.)
1st Leader: Now we will find out what a surprise is fraught with a red ball! (reads the text of the note)
“There are hands and a hammer,
Nails and sticks
So, the case will make sense
And the joy of the little ones!”
Man: This is just my part! (takes out 3 hammers, 3 bars and 18 nails from behind the scenes)

COMPETITION "Scoring"

Men who catch red balls receive a hammer, a bar and 6 nails each. Their task is to drive nails into a bar with a hammer.
The winner is the one who copes with the task ahead of everyone (the quality of work is also taken into account).

2nd Leader: Now let's reveal the secret of the yellow ball!., (bursts one of the yellow balls and announces the note in it :)
"You need screws and a screwdriver
Definitely fit!
To keep the hooks straight
There are no better helpers!

COMPETITION "PRIVINTILES"

The men who caught the yellow balls receive from the Peasant a screwdriver, a wooden plank with holes for screws and 6 household hooks each. Their task: to screw the hooks to the bar with a screwdriver.
The prize is given to the most agile and skillful contestant.

Man: Masters and hooks rejoice!
1st Leader: Russia has been famous for artisans from time immemorial. Whatever the city, then its craftsmen.
2nd Leader: And our cities, by the way, are named after male names.

GAME "CITIES AND MEN"

The presenters invite the representatives of the stronger sex present in the hall to name cities with male names (Ivanovo, Vladimir, Borisoglebsk, etc.). The six most active are invited to the stage.
Man: In every city there are avid fishermen! Am I right? .. Then we'll have a fun fishing trip!

COMPETITION "FUN FISHING"

A peasant takes out three ropes from behind the curtains, tied together in the middle, where a dried vobla is suspended. Six men who took an active part in the previous game, take up the sticks that are at the ends of the ropes and diverge in different directions.
To cheerful music, they wind the rope around a stick, thus approaching the wobble, which will get the most agile.

1st Leader: Men, as you know, will never refuse to eat.
2nd Leader: Are they well versed in cooking?
1st Leader: This is easy to find out if you play the game "The Way to a Man's Heart".

GAME "WAY TO THE HEART OF A MAN"

The hosts ask the strong half of the audience to give names to what will be discussed below:
1. A dish prepared with the participation of a cow and a chicken. (Omelette)
2. Oriental dish, on solemn occasions crowned with a ram's head. (Pilaf)
3.Maxi cake. (Cake) 4. Pig layer. (Salo)
5. Apricot, who went on a dry hunger strike. (Dried apricots)
6. Bagel-undersize. (Drying)
7. Soft-boiled potatoes. (Pure)
8. The fruit boxers love. (Pear)
9. Ears with curd filling. (Vareniki)
10. Fruit kefir is not our way. (Yogurt)

The game assumes choral responses. The culinary savvy take the stage.
Man: Come on, food lovers, take apart the air sausages!

COMPETITION "AIR SAUSAGES"

Those who distinguished themselves in the previous game form 2 teams, the captains of which the Muzhik gives a balloon in the form of a sausage to the captains. Standing in a column, the contestants pass each other the ball, sandwiched between their legs (it is forbidden to help with their hands). The winner is the team whose sausage was tested by all its participants in the minimum amount of time.

2nd Leader: Men have not only a good appetite, but also mental abilities.
1st Leader: Our game is proof of that.
2nd Leader: Representatives of the stronger sex, charge your brains!

GAME "CHARGE THE BRAIN!"

The hosts read out the phrases, and the men present in the hall should name them in one word.
1. Jacket for a diaper. (Vest)
2. Folklore text for ingenuity. (Mystery)
3. Letters lined up for roll call. (Alphabet) t
4. Great-grandmother's audio system. (Gramophone)
5. The epicenter of the donut. (Hole)
6. The reverse side of the back of the head. (Face)
7. An occasion to publicly cuddle with a lady. (Dance)
8. An insect suffering from unrequited love for a person. (Mosquito)
9. Part of the face, which is sometimes hung. (Nose)
10. A plant that is responsible for the relationship between people with its head. (Chamomile)

The smartest are invited to the stage.

Man: For those who know how to charge their brains, there is a contest called "February Humor"!

COMPETITION "FEBRUARY HUMORINE"

The man offers the smartest men funny situations:

On February 1, 23, as a gift from your beloved, you will receive a funny souvenir - horns.
2. In the midst of the celebration, a pretty stranger suddenly appears and introduces herself as your mistress.
3. The wife calls the cat by your name, and calls you Murzik.
4. Alone with you, your beloved constantly faints.
5. On Sunday you were fixing your 1 year old son's crib and found an unused condom in it.
6. Your wife calls you Petya in the morning, Grisha in the afternoon, Dima in the evening, and Kolya at night, despite the fact that you are Aleksey according to your passport. Competitors answer all questions in order of priority. The winner (there may be several) is determined by the applause of the audience.

1st Leader:(to the Man) Tell me, what else can distinguish men?
Man: With his prowess and musicality!
2nd Leader: Can these concepts be compatible?
Man: And how! Now my friends will come here and together we will do something for you!., (shouts towards the right wings:) Hey, friends, your help is needed! (Four men come on stage, one of whom plays an accordion, and four women.)
1st Leader: Excuse me, we were talking exclusively about the representatives of the stronger sex.
Man: Ladies - the decoration of our daring quintet!
ladies: (roaringly) Wow!
2nd Leader: In that case, we are all aware.
Man: Men's ditties! (The peasant and his friends sing ditties. Women are located between the performers, “hoot” and dance to each tune.)

MEN'S PARTS

1st: We will sing to you now
Under the accordion ditties!
You arrange a dance
Wives and girlfriends!

2nd: We met with the cutie
Evening on the street!
So that no one touches her
I'm afraid to screw up!

3rd: What's up with the girlfriend
Blue eyes!
My gifts to her
Like any!

4th: Me wife for behavior
Suddenly announced a boycott;
Set a table for two people
Doesn't invite me to eat.

5th: I'm after my wife
Cared for a whole year
Cavaliers day-to-day
He dared her!

1st: Together my wife and I
We go fishing:
She sings songs,
No fish, sorry.

2nd: Invites you to visit
My sweetheart is not always:
If you need to arrange something -
Know me then!

3rd: I got lucky with my girlfriend
She doesn't need much!
And how they went to the registry office with her, -
Requires outfits.

4th: The accordion plays well -
Round buttons!
I recognize my cutie
I'm always on the ass!

5th: We cheered you up -
It became more fun!
clap us now
From the heart soon!

Man:(to the hosts) How do you like our daring quintet?!
1st Leader: It was unsurpassed!
Man: I won’t talk in vain! .. (glances at his friends, who show him in the direction of the wings) My friends let me know that I need to help somewhere! Have fun entertainment! (To the tune of an accordion, a peasant with friends and girlfriends heads towards the right wings.)
2nd Leader: Friends are wonderful, especially if they are male!

MYSTERIOUS FRIENDS GAME

The hosts say quatrains with unfinished last lines. All those present in the hall must guess the male names that rhyme with the end of the third lines. Choral responses are expected to activate the audience.

1. The musician is great:
And play and sing.
It will be fun in the world
If next to you ... (Petya)

2. Cavalier he is what you need.
There is no end to the girls.
Out on a date again
Daring handsome ... (Misha)

Z. Any business argues
In his "golden" hands.
Call - you soon
It always helps ... (Andrey)

4.0n - the soul of an honest company:
Say a toast, sing a verse.
If you hear "Great!" -
Without a doubt, this is ... (Vova)

5.Hiking - his element:
The expanse of native expanses beckons.
Can't sit at home
Romantic with a backpack... (Roma)

b. He is resourceful and courageous,
You won't get lost anywhere with it.
Everything has a sense of proportion
Serious... (Valery)

7. He is an excellent interlocutor,
You will be exposed to many topics.
Books to read amateur
At leisure, smart ... (Vitya)

8. “What a dandy is exquisite” -
He hears from all directions.
Do not find sweeter and more beautiful
Groom than dandy-... (Sasha)

9. Loves speed very much,
You will ride with the wind.
Will overtake everyone on the road,
He will only sit behind the wheel ... (Serge)

10. He loves the comfort of home,
The table will be set - the highest class.
Door open for friends
At the gallant ... (Nikita)

1st Leader: It is a pleasure to deal with an exquisitely polite and amiable man.
2nd Leader: Of course, with such a gallant gentleman, each of us will feel like a true lady.
1st Leader: But, unfortunately, the age of courtesy and courtesy remained in the distant past.
2nd Leader: Do not draw pessimistic conclusions. I see a very suitable candidate in the front row, (referring to a man of pleasant appearance:) May I invite you to the stage?
Man: Of course, (rises to the leaders)
1st Leader:(admiringly) He's just a man!
2nd Leader:(to the Man) Let me ask you one delicate question.
Man: I don't mind.
2nd Leader: Are you men always truthful?
Man: To be responsible for all the representatives of the stronger sex is in itself an untruthful act.
1st Leader: So, you should ask the men present in the hall.
2nd Leader: Surely a funny game will make their answers more truthful.

GAME "Well, VERY TRUE!"

10 balloons fly from above into the auditorium. The hosts are asked to catch the balls exclusively for the male half and go on stage with them. Then those who came out in order of priority take out banknotes printed on a color printer from the wallets of the leaders, with reverse side which contains one question:
. Do you compliment ladies?
. Do you watch erotic films?
. Does belly dancing turn you on?
. Do you suffer from jealousy?
. Do you enjoy Mogol Gogol?
. Is scrambled eggs and sausage your signature dish?
. Is the Kamasutra considered yours? table book?
. Are you a notorious ladies' man?
. Have you ever been in the role of a woman?
. Do you accept gifts from the gentle sex?

The answers to the questions are in the balloons:
. There was not and will not be.
. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
. This is the most enjoyable for me.
. Every time I go to bed.
. This is my hobby.
. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.
. When there are guests in the house.
. Of course, otherwise it would be uninteresting to live.
. If there is no second half nearby.
. Not without it. The players pop their balloons and read out the notes with the answers.

For frankness, everyone receives sweet prizes. The presenters leave two strong men on stage, motivating that their answers seemed to them the most truthful.

1st Leader: Undoubtedly, only knights of ladies' hearts can be extremely truthful.
2nd Leader: And where are the ladies of our knights?
Man: The ladies are waiting for a special invitation.
(Two participants of the previous game go to different sides of the wings and bring 5 miniature girls onto the stage.)

COMPETITION "KNIGHTS OF LADIES' HEARTS"

Girls form 2 teams, both men become captains. To cheerful music, they pick up each member of their team in turn and carry them to the chair and back. The team wins, in which in a short period of time all the girls have been on their hands.
1st Leader: There are a great many men known for their achievements, and if you remember all of them, it will take more than one evening.
2nd Leader: Then let us pay attention to the glorious triples!
Man: I start: Athos, Porthos, Aramis.
1st Leader: Coward, Dunce, Experienced.
2nd Leader:(to the audience) And now, dear audience, let's play with you!

GAME "GOOD TROYS"

Those present in the hall call the men who make up the famous triples (you can do without names and surnames, for example: three heroes, three fat men, three princes).
The game provides for massive non-prize responses.

1st Leader: After such a game, I would like to invite three representatives of the stronger and fairer sex, who have shown competence in glorious threesomes, to the stage.
(Three men and three women enter the stage.)
2nd Leader:(to those who left) Remind everyone, please, the name of the festive evening ... Our next contest is called the same way!

COMPETITION "MAN, MAN, MAN"

Higher men and women form opposite-sex pairs. Men sit on chairs and put on wigs with shoulder-length hair (if the contestants have their own suitable hair, you can do without wigs), women take a card from the Men's tray with the inscription: "man"; "man"; "man".
To the tune of the film "Gentlemen of Fortune" they make their male assistants hairstyles with the given name (combs, invisible hairpins, elastic bands and small hairpins are given as improvised means).
The winner is chosen by audience applause. Male assistants receive sweet prizes for patience and endurance.

1st Leader:(to the Man) Let me know, is this your first time on stage or has your debut already taken place?
Man: I performed with the school theater studio.
2nd Leader: Have you played female roles?
Man: It happened once - instead of a sick girl, he dressed up as Baba Yaga.
1st Leader: Probably, you broke the thunder of applause.
Man: Some asked for an autograph.
2nd Leader:(to the hall) An incomparable spectacle when women are played by representatives of the stronger sex! Let's name these wonderful actors!

THE GAME "STRAIGHT TO THE LADIES"

Those present in the hall say the names and surnames of the actors who played female roles (O. Tabakov, A. Kalyagin, A. Danilko, etc.).
Everyone who takes part in the game is awarded a prize - balloon, after which the men are left on stage.

1st Leader:(to men) We will not ask you to try on women's dress, but you will have to show your artistic abilities!

COMPETITION "Oh, THESE LEGS!"

The men who took part in the previous game are given markers. In 1 minute, they must depict female legs on their balloons.
The prize will go to whoever has the most.

2nd Leader:(to the Man) Tell me, could you perform something on this stage in honor of the holiday?
Man: Comic advice for the stronger sex!

(to the motive "Songs about the moonshine still" from the movie "Moonshiners")

1. If you don’t feel like getting up early,
And warmed up a soft bed,
So you are friends with her -
You can't break up!

2. If your wife sent you to the grocery store, -
Let the whole evening wait later:
Expectation in favor of her -
Will love you more!

Z. If your wife made an omelet for you
And she said that there were no more products,
So you are now a cock -
You can have two hens!

4. If you wash your own socks
And at the same time you die of longing, -
Smile out loud
And the longing will go to the socks!

5. If your wife is used to being jealous
And to get your nitpicks, -
Let him go to the circus, and that hour
Take a break from stupid phrases!

b. If a neighbor often began to drop in,
who has no wife yet,
Post a dossier about him -
He will welcome guests!

7. If your spouse brings you horns as a gift,
So, she will also be lucky with the present:
You hooves at the right time
Provide without embellishment!

8. If the mother-in-law was suddenly overstayed with you, -
Dress up at home, you, like a Papuan,
Beat loudly on the drum -
The sofa will not be nice to her!

9. If your wife gave you a concert, -
Give her back the bus ticket
Close the door behind you
She needs another viewer!

10. If a garage has become a mile of your apartment,
Do not constrain his modest surroundings, -
Can you live in peace
And don't worry about the past!

1st Leader:(to the Man) Your comic advice amused not only the representatives of the stronger sex, but also the female half of the audience.
2nd Leader: Thank you for the pleasure and please come to the auditorium. (The man takes his seat in the front row.)
1st Leader: All the day gave men's fun!
He provided a reason for entertainment
And left a good memory
He filled our hearts!
2nd Leader: So let the holiday not leave us,
After all, next real men,
With which the twists are unknown!
Let us say goodbye - in a good hour!

 

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