The script of March 8 in the collective of women. Actors and replicas

1 presenter.

Good afternoon, dear ladies and people.

Dear our women!
Today you have the most favorable and happy day for you on the "male" horoscope, and that is:

March 8 - a solemn day
Day of joy and beauty
On the whole earth he gives women
His smiles and flowers !!!2 presenter.

What holiday congratulations? And the first congratulations will be presented to you, our respected headName . She and the first word.

The word director of the school.

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When used Olo'enel suddenly the planet,
I would be dead and cold,
From the view of women
Warmth of Sogret
In moments, it was believed ...
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In the very nature of the feminine
The stronger, perhaps, began all the other.
The nature of women generously endarily
And people erected on the pedestal.
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All in them exalt
Men happy -
From the nrava Krotky
Before the color of the eyes ...

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Your compliment gives youName Song "Let."

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Dear ladies!
We could praise you until the morning!
However, to go time.

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Dear colleagues - Men, please climb you on the scene. Dear young ladies, wives, girlfriends, daughters and granddaughters! All words and congratulations today are just for you! Spring to you and love!

Men congratulate.

1 presenter. You, dear women, came congratulatory telegrams, but they all without signature. Now we read them, and you try to guess who the author. I only know that all male senders.

Telegrams:

Let you call "fish", "bunny"!
Hello and congratulations from .... Locking

Prefer transport hiking
Go to the forest! With greetings ... led

Eat fruit, vegetables
And you will be healthy, your .... Easy

Today you are beautiful as the picture!
I give the keys to happiness! ... .. Buratino

Let every will find Ivan-Tsarevich!
Smiles to you and songs! .... Makarevich

I hope every one will meet soon!
With greet music! Your ... Kirkorov

Let men look gently!
Hello and the song is new from .... Baskov

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Woman is spring,
The image is blooming and gentle!
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Woman is always
The world is radiant, boundless.
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For so many years
You we are fascinated.
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You are hope and light,
You are beyond you.
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Let this song now
It will be a gift for you, dear veterans of pedagogical work!

She sings for youName "Give women flowers"

1 video. Pupils bang on the desks

Devora crowded at the board

Write on the board's pupils

Tried! Not a single mistake!

After all, it watched so much eye

As always friendly smile

They entered the teacher in the class!

2 presenter. Great teacher joy

Here it is before the board

And watch childish views

Behind her raised hand

Good moments were these

Wrote, smiled again

Kids read: "Thank you, children,

for your studies and love "!

Song "I draw on the window" for you sings the vocal group "Constellation"

1 video. You're looking for young people ... Yes, how do you grow ..

2 presenter. Well, fast .. fast in the bushes ...Scene "Love, Love ..."

the scene comes out a low and thin man by name Vasomak. He sits on the chair. On it a cap with a flower, a fashionable rural jacket. In his teeth he has a shelter from grass, and in his hands a small flower. Begins to play the song: "Oh, vi there on the mountains."
Film: "He came again"Vaska leaves his beloved Marusya (you can, so that it was a man in women's clothing) and sits down next to him.Vasyuk: Hello, Marusya!Marusya: Hi, Vasome!Vasyuk (gives a flower): it's you!Marusya: Oh, thank you!They both with trembling look a little up. Vasyuk gently puts her hand on her shoulder. She shudders.Vasyuk: Marusya ... will you marry me?Marusya: Oh, I do not know. It is so unexpected! I need to think.Vasyuk: How much can you think? I have done an offer for you six years ago.Marusya: Well, I do not know. If you think that it is already time, then I agree.The song is still going on. They are sigh with smiles on their faces.Marusya (after pause): Vasya! And who do you want to make the first: cat or dog?Vasyuk: Yeah ...Marusya: (Pause) Vasya, will you always love me?Vasyuk: I will love you to the end.Marusya (after pause): Vasya, it's too late. Spend me home.Our heroes leave. Music is silent.

It comes out and sits on the chair. Five seconds, coming out Marusya with buckets. Puts them on the floor.Marusya: What are you sitting? What are you sitting, I ask you? Did you remove the yard? Kury fed? I must do everything myself.Vasyuk: What are you shouting like that? I'll do everything now.Marusya: I scream, because even on the day of the eighth of March, you do not do anything for me. And he said that you would love me to the end.Vasyuk: Well, let's go, let's go, I will do ... something ...

END

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Oh, yeah how many romance .. (sighing)

2 B.riding.
I want to congratulate our teachers - women. It is difficult for them with us, especially when we are expressing incomprehensible language.

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But life is generally complicated.

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But in our school life sometimes there are also such moments. "Bridegroom 3 B" readsName .

"Groom out of 3 b" Name .

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Let in the affairs always and everywhere you are accompanied by success!

And today in the holiday, bright be happy you all.

2 B.riding.
Your "colorful" speech gives youName "Different paints."

Name "Different paints."

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Woman like a cat is looking for where warmer,
Where the soul is Mile, the heart is more fun.

2 B.riding.
Woman like a cat - maybe any:
Affectionate, harsh, bruises, mischievous ...

So what is she - a woman?

We will tell us about itName .

I have a holiday today, he is steeper than the new year.
In the morning today I filed a wonderful compote.
I did not find coffee in the kitchen. He is on the shelf - where is always.
You can't know about it. However, it is nonsense.
You compote poured into a glass with Schcherbinka on the side.
I did not find, you said, cups. I can understand this.
Well, I'm not in vain yesterday I tried to hide everything that sorry to beat.
So that today is the best and tolerant itself.
Paul - Bloother compote for bed You have splash.
Do not worry, cute that you are. Give me a glass soon.
I add it with a smile, with thanks to Dop.
And for a new sheet somehow kill.
Did you frightened eggs?!?!?!?!? Stone as if I'm in paradise!
Let her with a razor, I felt it.
Oh! What is it? Mimosa? Yes, when did you manage to?
Ah, yesterday? And deftly hid? I wanted to surprise me?
Where did you charge it? Yes? In suit your day off?
I did not gualee! (I will clean on the weekend)
Do you wash all the dishes? Two plates? Batz! One ...
It's OK. Do not worry. Broom Won stands in the corner.
What about you mile today, just want to cry.
Collect? To visit mom ?? I can not find out!
Summary - Mom ?? That's cool! I did not dare and dream.
I don't need to carry in your hands, keep your hand.
It is good that the female holiday did not decide to lengthen.
After all, it is really impossible to endure it for a long time.
It is good that soon the evening, the day of the day for years.
And only dried bouquet will remain in the kitchen.
I wash the sheet, deftly out the jacket,
And it will end in the kitchen terrible this Kavardak.
I will give myself to normal, and I will give the apartment.
And with the happy most muzzle on the bed I fall.

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And I know, women love to give advice very much!

2 presenter. Yes, yes, especially moms. They are so tremendous to protect us, despite age. In our hall they are also not small. Compliment Mama OtName .

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We mother so rarely bring bouquets,

But everyone so often grieves her ...

And the good mother forgives all this,

Beautiful mother all forgives.

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Under the cargo caring without bending stubbornly,

She performs his duty patiently ...

Beautiful in its own way every mother,

Love with his maternal beautiful.

All moms also congratulatesName . Song "Mom".

Name Performs the song "Mom".

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March 8 - the beautiful and traditionally beloved holiday in our country.

2 presenter. He is beautiful not only because this is the first spring holiday, when nature awakens and the time of love comes. Men bowed in front of a light woman, because they are so similar to Angels. "Music Angels" performedName.

"Music of angels" Name .

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Today is the holiday, but you need to write an explanatory, why did you be late for the lessons of the Chinese language yesterday ??

2 presenter.

Here is damn (on Chinese shukay here)

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What ... who schnick ... ??

2 presenter.

Yes nothing ... this is on chinese ... be it nonladen

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L.adinowrite explanatoryand I later come. In the meantime, you write for all unmatched women sitting in this room, the next musical number! "Children's Piece" performedName .

(go for the scenes to write a letter)

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Well, read what you have there.

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Why am I late (explanatory)

Yesterday when I walkedon Chinese lessons , I suddenly fell away from the treecrazy policeman . I shouted asunderground rhinoceros And lost consciousness. I woke upin Karaganda And said: take meon Chinese lessons , I really need. But for some reason I was takento the State Duma , and from there I walked on foot until I was lettingreactive jalopy . That's why I was late yesterday.

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This is how you managed you so much - then ... oh, looking, there someone goes, let's go, we look.

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Yes Yes. Going, goes. This Valery Molchanova goes. What only thinks her head.

Valeria Molchanova reads "What my head thinks."

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Cute women! We know this holiday as one of the most kind and beautiful. On this day, no woman should remain without a gift.

2 presenter. Please accept our congratulations and let your face will have a smile that will not leave you for a long time. Take a gift fromName "Inside out".

Name "Inside out".

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Teacher, teacher…

2 Leading.

What are you shouting?

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I want a song for a teacher.

2 Leading.

Please, at a prominent courage, according to your desire song "Good mood»Performance of the vocal group"Constellation".

The vocal group of girls "Constellation" performs the song "Good mood."

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ListenName That's what I say.

2 Leading.

Tell me, sayName .

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If the deputies have a sad life, but the salary is big. And these teachers have a fun life, and the salary is small. Watch what funny -to.

2 presenter.

Good moral support
Decent salary to you all.
Spectacular and without delay,
Solutions from different problems.

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You appreciate, hollace, gently love!
And the joy will be young!
Happy holiday you, dear!
Together .

With the beginning of spring!

Do you organize a school holiday dedicated to the International Women's Day? Do not forget to prepare an entertainment program. The school concert may include poems, songs, dances and funny scenes for the holiday of March 8 at school performed by the guys of different ages.

These miniatures that beat various situations in school and at home are put up based on well-known literary works, humorous television shows, releases of the children's journal Eralash, etc.

Funny scenes on March 8 for school

By March 8, 2020, the first school scene can be put, using only the means of pantomime and dance. On stage, boys will appear, disguised with old women - in the motley skirts and handkerchiefs. They barely wandered over the stage with chopsticks, sit down and ahaut.

Suddenly, incendiary music sounds in the hall, and funny "grandmothers" are stuck in the dance. Undoubtedly, moms and real grandmothers will appreciate the acting abilities of their children and grandchildren who will take part in this formulation.

Daughter:
- When should mom relax? After all, the days are fat
She erases, removes, dinner cooks, sews ...
But today is a special day - all home care
I will make myself how my mother will go to work.

I am friends today with dad since the morning.
Cook your mom dinner, wash the cat.
Mom will come and come from the wave:
Cat groken, the soup cooled - that's so surprise!

Mom appears on the scene:
- Something, daughter, today you are especially walking,
And the weather from the morning of Grusha, rainy.

Daughter:
- Mommy Favorite, soup and cat - gifts,
Congratulations we Happy Eighth March!

Leading:
- There is in our apartment
Natasha girl.
Mom to her box
Brought candy.
And she said strictly ...

Mama:
- Eat now a little
Other tomorrow!
Put in the buffet.

Leading:
- And Natasha sat down,
All candy ate,
Ate and laughs ...

Natasha:
- Mom, do not swear!
I did not forget.
Remember you taught:
"Never for tomorrow
Do not leave! "

- We sit in the lessons
And we look at girls:
And beautiful, and smart -
It is better not to find.

- There is a magazine on the table,
Well, in it five,
Because in our class
Smart Girls.

- Why we are all dance here,
Why are we singing here?
Because all girls
Congratulations on Women's Day!

In another funny scene, Musketeers take part for March 8. Song sounds "It's time to be sparing in your age ..." D'Artagnan and his friends appear on stage - Athos, Portos and Arimis.

D'Artagnan:
- Moms, grandmothers and aunt,
You are in great honor.
Will not find another reason
So that we, men gathered.
All of us together here now ...

All Musketeers Choir:
- Because you love you!

Then the musketeers begin to argue, whatever they were if they were born with girls.

ATOS:
- If I were a girl,
I would not run, did not jump,
And all evening with mom,
Not embarrassed, danced.

Portos:
- If I were a girl,
I would not lose time
And all day without a breather
Together with mom painted.

Aramis:
- That's what I thought.
What is happening?
If used all girls -
In Ryushki, bows, with ruffers,
If there were no boys,
What would happen to us then?

D'Artagnan:
- Who would take care of them,
Did you do hard work?
Who would build, fish, dug,
Who would protect their breasts?
In the sky, on earth, in infantry
On the border and in the morphlota!

Together:
- No, friends, our way is one -
Nice valiant men!

Petya:
- I am for mom's favorite
Apron sewed wanted beautiful,

Seryozha:
- I am for my mommy
The dress revealed soon.
I thought, once - and everything is ready!
What is the difficult thing here?

Petya:
- It is not clear what happened ...
Nothing succeeded!

Seryozha:
- there is nothing to surprise Mamuly ...
I will give her to her?
I thought I would be glad mom,
Well, a bunch of rubbish came out.

Andrey:
- Cake bake - a simple thing,
We just need to take safely.
Seven eggs, flour a little,
Pepper three tablespoons ...
Or not, not at all!
It turns out a mess.
I got confused at all ...
Pepper put there why?
Three hours of torment in the kitchen,
The cream spilled, lodge all hands,
The result is a burning crude,
And he does not look like a cake.

Leading:
"Looks like you have to come up with other gifts to moms." We will not be disconnected, because real men will not leave the difficulties!

Then the scene is played, in which the boys perform a chastushki, and girls act as mom and unrelaxed daughters.

- Dear our moms,
Congratulations on Women's Day!
We are now for you
And the chastushki is pressed.

- all day of eight of March
Lena Paul Mela with Azart,
A ninth number
I did not take a broom in my hands.

- Says the lazy mother:
"Remove your bed!"
And lazy:
"Mama, I'm still small."

- Smoked saucepan
Julia cleaned sand.
Three hours under the shower of Julia
Baby soap later.

- We sang you a chastushki,
But we want to say:
We are always, everywhere and everywhere
You need to help moms!

On the stage - a suspended and a chumased guy in pajamas. Going to the chair, removes something crumpled and dirty from him.
- Ma-AM! Today we need to congratulate girls. Did you stroke my shirt?

Mama:
- Good morning, son. Stroked.
- Which one?
- White.
- And ... is she really white?
- Of course, I was postponed. She was lying on your bed, I found her nasil!

The boy removes the pants from the chair, also dirty and leaky:
- Ma-AM! Did you stroke new trousers?

Mama:
- stroked.
- That's fine. At the Girl Today, the eighth of March, I prepared poems, even learned by heart.

Mama:
- Well done, son! And I am now a cake to baked. Give girls to congratulate not with empty hands.

Son:
- Why do I need a cake? I need flowers!
- I already bought flowers. They are in the hallway. You have money for lunch in bedside table.

The doorbell is distributed.

Son:
- It is probably guys from class came ...

Interest tidy boys with flowers in their hands.

- Guys, so are you? Well, you are frozen! I didn't even know ...

Guys:
- You look at yourself!

The boy looks in the mirror, sees himself - combed, dressed dressed - and faints.

Mom appears:
- And here and the cake! Oh, Serious, you are so elegant - you can not know! Flowers did not forget?

One of the guys:
- No, I did not forget. Only I am not Seriously, I am Veniamin.

Stretches mom flowers.

These funny scenes set at school by March 8 will enjoy guests at the celebration and cause a lot of positive emotions. We wish you inspiration and creative success!

The material is found on the Internet. These scenes are often repeated in different scenarios, so the author is unknown. Thanks to those who invented these scenes. I think that many will like the material, because it is so difficult to find scenes for holidays, especially new and interesting.

1. Scene "Do not learn dad ..."

2. Congratulations Musketeers

3. You can not get anywhere, fall in love and marry!

4. Scene "Than Girls Surprise"

5. Fashion show for mothers (with humor)

6. Scene "Conversation".

Scene "Do not learn today dad ..."

On stage (or "improvised scene", aside from those in the holiday audience) is a served table. At the table sit - Mom, Grandma. The room includes dad with a big package (Culk) gifts ...

Daughter: Do not know the dad today

He entered, and suddenly in the doorway,

Dad wants, as usual, throw a hat, and then, trusting, gently puts it on a chair (or hangs onto a hanger).

He did not throw a hat on the table, and hung like a guest.

Daughter: He brought a huge bundle,

And did not grumble under the nose,

That he is tired worse than the trait -

The severity of a sort of ...

Dad, smiling, comes to his daughter.

Daughter: He said:

Dad: "Great, daughter!"

Daughter: And, laughing, this time,

He kissed his mother in the cheek,

And Granule - hand shake.

Dad kisses mom, shaking his granny hands. The daughter sits down at the table. All begin to eat.

Mother-in-law: He did not hide in the newspaper,

At the table at all I looked!

Mama: Fork, he did not beat in the kitlet,

As if someone was sitting in her.

Mother-in-law: He was better, he was easier,

Tea in the cups poured

Daughter: Even a grandmother is not tempted,

And Mamuly called!

I asked my mother quietly:

"Mom, what happened to him?"

Mom: "On this day, -

Daughter: Mom said, -

Mama: Dad should be like that! "

Daughter: I, the child, is not clear

Maybe adult who will understand

Didn't Dad Nice

Be a good whole year?

Congratulations Musketeers

Music: "It's time to rejoice ..." The yield of musketeers.
Allow me to introduce yourself, I am Dr. Artanyan, and this is my friends. - Athos Portos - ArimisDr. Artanyan: Our motto "one for all"
Everything : And all for one!
Dr. Artanyan: Moms, grandmothers and aunt
You are in great honor
You won't find another reason
So that we are going, we are men
We are all together here now
All: Because we love you!
ATOS: If the ball would I girls
I would not run, did not jump
And all evening with mom
Do not shy dancing
Portos: If the ball would I girls
I would not lose time
And all day without a breather
Together with mom painted
Aramis: If I were a poet
I would like to write poems
And from morning to night
Hi would mom read them
Dr. Artanyan: That's what I thought
What is happening?
If I were a girl
Fragile little and thin
ATOS: If you were a girl
In a skirt with a curly bang
If there were all girls
In Ryushki, in bows with ruffles
Portos: If there were no boys
What would happen to us then?
Who would take care of them
Did you do hard work?
Aramis: Who would build, fish, dig
Who would protect their breasts
In the sky, on earth, in infantry
On the border and in the morphlota!
Everything: No friends our way one
Nice valiant men!

Scene "You can not get anywhere, fall in love and marry!"

1 Uch: We celebrate the female holiday, we congratulate all girls and women. A great day that we talk a lot. Gifts for girls we like to give.

2 Uch: We wish them good hostesses. But, speaking, in truth, without a rustle, we, boys, do not believe in the female mind, because smart women were never.

1 uch : For a woman need homework. Science, business is not her concern.

2 Uch: You must learn to wash, cook, sew, and mathematics do not need to teach you.

Vis: And I will answer you - that's not! That the female mind does not appreciate - no secret. Men were not given to us to learn, thought it was not suitable for ladies.

1 Uch: But if you manage to lead the country, in science, let's go to business, then who will cook the soup, to clean the apartment, raise children?

2 Uch: Imagine - in the house dirt and not ready dinner, and there is no supervision for children. One wife is sitting in the government, another will fly to space tomorrow, and the third writes a whole day of poems. Let it be better to walk a portion of the ear!

Vis: The man can also boil. Responsibilities should be divided.

1 Uch: I, if you marry you, I'll see how you wash the dishes, and not on how much you read and how difficult tasks decide.

Vis: You can not get anywhere, fall in love and marry!

Scene "What girls surprise"

Boy - What girls to give, so as not to say to fight?

The problem of this long-long boys solved. But time went, and how to be, they did not know yet.

1st: Candy is the best gift?2nd: Chur, I give candy Ksyusha!3rd: No, caries do not need them. Candy ourselves will eat.4th : A gift is better than all candies - this is a good gun, for example, "Colt" or "Nagan".3rd: Understand, girl - not a kid! How to play with a pistol, in the teddy teddy shoot?5th: Give them colors of Narrem.3rd: But where will we find them in March?1st: And what to do to us then?2nd: With girls alone! (all the droops, suddenly 3rd animated)

3rd: I know how we do! Let's try to surprise them: decide that in this female holiday their whole day nobody teases. In the morning, pleasant moments - from us for each complimination ...4th (not understanding): compliments?, and well, repeat.3rd: Well, something about the beauty of them vria.5th (admiring): This is yes! What are you cunning! And then what?3rd: Girls Games. 1st (dismantling, with indignation): To play with them in the pupa?3rd: Day will have to suffer. But we are men! Do you agree? Who agrees"? (Everyone lift the right hand) Well, well, "unanimously".

Fashion Show for Moms (with humor)

Lead 1: For the sake of the holiday of such a fashionista show ready! Look all the "Fashion Novelty", gentlemen!

(Music sounds, and the "Models" goes to the podium)

Lead 2: This season is in fashion handkerchief, on the bag, on the neck of his tags! You can like a hat, so tie .... Mama ready we show everything!

Lead 1: We offer all slaps wearing, To be fashionable moms to be! To slap gloves, take moms, So at the meeting go to school!

Lead 2: Skirts in the floor, Mamuli, weare, Kepping and handbags in the tone pick up. Three colors we advise, moms, for you.How to combine them? We will show this hour!

Lead 1: Scarf and belt - this is a fashion classic! Them, moms, wear in any weather! With dad under the handle in the theater go, And us, fidget, you take it away.

Lead 2: In fashion, fashion has high heel. In the design, choose a laptop to it. Everyone will say: "Look, it's a business!", And this is mommy, our walks native!

Lead 2: Shoes in flower on the market Take, fashionable, bright you pick up. Shoes do not take to a blouse in the tone, so it was not fashionable and last season!

Lead 1: This year, the fashionable umbrellas will be The most fashionable will not forget them! Bright, round, flat - different, With them all moms will be beautiful!

Lead 2: In fashion for moms, imagine. We offer different colors for you!

Lead 1: This season you will use the Fur Redhead and Black, just like the queen!

Lead 2: That ended the fashion show

(all models go to the scene)

We all tried, moms, for you! If you have any questions about fashion:

Lead 1: Outfit pick up your braids ...

Lead 2: We will consult immediately give, mammies - we want to see fashionista!

Scene "Conversation".

Boy Our call is terribly ringing,

I depart in the corridor ...

I have one girl

Take a conversation ...

And my dad is a champion!

He walks to the stadium:

He throws up the Giri -

It will be the strongest in the world!

Girl Although men and strong -

Does not know the furnace pancakes ...

You, men, shortness,

To educate you, teach

And parsley from dill

You are not able to distinguish.

By the way, who erases home?

God you talent is not given ...

TV "Consuming",

You go to the sofa!

Boy From a man there is no sense?!

This is not a talent for us?!

Who kicked the shelf for books?

Receded in the kitchen a crane?

Girl Borsch cook you reluctance

Do not fry the kitlet ...

You would go to work

Well, no longer any sense!

Boy You, barbed zanoz,

Do not know us a man.

Now and bloody tears

And besides, without reasons ...

You say spiny words, Robust ...

Dad in the house - Head!

Girl And mom in the house - Neck!

Boy I waved my hand.
Eh! I did not have time in the buffet!
Here are always the girls these
Turn away from important affairs!

Girl No! It is not necessary to solve in the dispute,
In the corridor conversation
Who is stronger and who is important ...
Just ... Mom all gentle!

The grandmother and grandson are included.

Grandmother / Occasual / Material, why are you so sad? Something happened?

Grandson-eh. Grandma, grandmother. If you knew.

Grandmother / scared / -What knew?

Grandson / Carefully / - Do not worry, sit down, sit down.

/ seats grandmother on a chair, she keeps his heart, his grandson looks into her eyes, strokes her head

/ Sighs / I suffer so much.

grandma - what are you suffering?

Grandson / Rolls eyes / I suffer. I'm dreaming. I do not know what to do?

/ Exalted / - What my grandmother is beloved. What to give for a holiday?

Grandma / happily smiling / - Maybe flowers bouquet?

The grandson / indignantly screams / No!

Grandmother / Reflecting / Then a box of candies?

Grandson angrily grows up! No! And no!

Grandson / Laskovo / On Spring Day and Joy. We do not need sweets! / Lose /

grandmother / Luko / yes, this task is not easy.

Grandson / remember, you had a dream. You dreamed of children's years.

Grandma / shrugs / but it was a big secret. TC! a little shame even right

Grandson / annoying / -Babushka. Not afraid of glory, you still have a few years old / pause /

we will give you / pause. Moped! Moped! Moped / chant

Grandma / confusion asks / -Moped!

Grandson / convinced / yes, moped / imitates ride on a moped around the grandmother, that carefully watches him. Abruptly gets up.

Grandson, you agree. grandmother? / caresses her /

Grandma / Resolute / - I agree. Lapper. / stroke the grandson on the head. The grandson slaps in your hands. Hugs her / I agree. grandson

The grandson shows the thumb / you are a real friend!

Grandma proudly throwing her head. With Paphos -

on the moped I will die-U-Us / describes a big circle hand

The grandson from surprise opened. grandmother casually waving his hand

Just in the evening I will return! / Tops /

the grandson is confused - what about? Will you go ride?

grandma according to nods head

Grandson / angry / and who. Who will be seen?

grandmother silently shows a grandson.

Grandson. Being a grandmother, -As who will cook dinner?

Grandma carelessly. with smile. shrugs

Grandson / Resolute / I will reveal you a secret. Not enough money for a moped / clap by pocket

grandmother making frightened eyes

Then I wait for candies? I'm some more years

I will save on the moped.

When you grow up later, we wash together with the breeze

Hugging, satisfied go.

Publications on the topic:

Materials for the matinee March 8. Song-alteration "Good Beetle" for exit and scene Materials for the matinee March 8 Option of the choice of children under - a minus one "Good Beetle" (from k / f "Cinderella") 1 verse: Exit: in the side of the side.

Christmas Scene Scene "In the animals of the new year" Snow Maiden: the day wonderful comes to us comes New Year on the porch at the door of the bunning waiting for guests to them.

Scene "Physical culture I need!" Host: The sun shines. Children's laugh is heard outside the window. Weekend came for everyone, for everyone, everyone! Dad and daughter in Fock gathered S.

Scene for the New Year The Ivan-Tsarevich (adult) of the Vedas appears: Who are you, good well done? Ivan C: At the king, I am not alone, I am on the third son. I'm Ivanushka called,.

Scene for the Day of Russia for school holiday Scene for the Day of Russia Participants: a girl in Russian Saranfan (G. K., Chingis-Khan (S. A., Napoleon (R. A, Hitler (M. D., Dictator (S. A., 3.

Scene "Forest School" "Forest School" - a scene for preschool (a bear comes to the scene to the music. On the stage of the pillar and on it a table of a bear. What is this plate?.

Scene on March 8 "Grandmothers of the old woman" video Mitrofanova: Hello, Downturn, Light Ivanovna. Ivanovna: And you do not feel Mitrofanovna. Mitrofanova: Oh, I have not met with you for a long time.

One of the employees acts as leading. Everyone is invited by tables.

Sounds music

Leading: Dear ladies! On the eve of a wonderful holiday, we gathered with you to the bachelorette party. As, however, and in all other days, because our cohesive female team is already simply no water! We are not going to such gatherings for the first time and, I think that we will celebrate the upcoming holiday is not much more boring than in the company of men! Because the woman knows best and understands only a woman.

Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets! As it comes in the song: "De-Viccin, a bachelorette party, a man here is superfluous!"

Leading: And right now we will sing!

Song "Today is a holiday from the girls" (on the motive of the song "Girls"from the repertoire of Larisa Valley).

Text must be printed in advance and distribute.

Today is the holiday of the girls,

Today we are in shock!

And let it envy

Men or guys,

Collecting Silenks,

Stand aside,

Bouquets in the hands of Terench

Because today girls

"Take off" in full want!

We will sing and dance

Walk and have fun

Men do not notice

And their sad faces!

Let Malconki

Stand aside,

They don't need them now

Because we are with you, Girls,

On the threshold of beautiful spring!

Leading:

Today the sun is happily shining,

Singing Spring Breath,

And all the dreams are beautiful in the world

Today I need to come true!

We raise this glass for a new spring! In the spring, always and breathes freely, and in the heart of more fun. In the spring, not only nature, but also feelings, hopes, good mood wake up. With the female holiday you and with a new spring!

Stas Mikhailov

After a toast: And whether you know, the girls that if you look more attentively around, we can see that at-course of spring foreshadows and a lot of other life changes! There are a lot of funny spring will take, for example ...

Spring signs

Swallows pair fly - it's to the matchmaker!

Snow is melting - to shopping!

Bubbles on the puddles - to a rich fiancé!

Skish on the first day of spring - to a fun life!

Wind from the south - to happy variables!

Leading: So pay attention, dear ladies! But there is another integral sign of spring. On the eve of March 8, literally per day or two, in stores just do not push around. All because men choose gifts for us, as always, at the very last moment! And quite often, if not to say regularly, they give us completely wrong! Woman need what? All that will make it even more beautiful and irresistible.

And today it is supposed to be suitable for you that are the most necessary and practical in the world!

Music is playing. There are gifts

Leading:

I see all satisfied with your gifts! And now I remembered the distant childhood, when, for the holiday of March 8, we prepared surprises and gifts with love for our moms ...

Sun shines clear

In these hanging days,

Gives warmth and affection,

How from my mother's hand!

Let's fill and raise the next boot for moms, let them be long and healthy!

Song about mom

Drink

Lead (after a toast): Girls, speaking of Mama, on this day I can not say about our common second mom! I'm talking about our favorite boss! About her without exaggeration can only be said good. She leads and directs all of us, takes over all responsibility and, so to speak, rushes to the ambrusura, protecting our interests. We picked up words for so long to express our gratitude to her and admire what a whole song turned out!

Song of the boss (on the motive of the children's song "Smile").

From the smile of our lady boss

Even the most lazy will wake up

And no one will hang his nose

If ours Tanya Smile!

Chorus:

And then probably

Clouds fly away

And in the reports, errors are corrected!

From a blue stream

River begins,

And the bosses begins with a smile!

From the smile of our lady boss

On the soul always becomes wonderful!

Despite margin,

We are accepted for work with the song!

Chorus.

Congratulations to the boss on March 8:

You are of such good people

Who is only a presence one

Every day makes merge,

And the world is cheerful and color!

Let your success be the result

All undertakings and clauses

In the soul you have dreams about many

Let them come true soon!

Toast. Musical pause

Lead(after a toast):

Let happiness and love smile

Spring sometimes long-awaited

Let the most cute, dear, desirable

Care surrounds again and again!

So we started talking about the most cute and expensive, about our beloved and sometimes hated - about men! It is often in life that we, weak floor, take over too much and carry it on fragile shoulders ... There is one folk wisdom: men need to be allowed to be men. And how much do we let them?

Let's check!

Test joke "Are you independent?"

Leading: I have a short test for you. Answer "Yes" or "No", you want to mentally want - out loud! So, started!

You at least once in life ...

1) sat down behind the wheel?

2) scored a nail?

3) spoke to someone compliment?

4) raised the luggage harder to the lady's handbag?

5) Changed the wheel of the car?

6) swear with sellers in the store?

7) bought gold?

8) And finally, do you know what the word "Passatia" mean?

And now we will decipher the results:

- Those who have no answers "yes": a man is categorically necessary to maintain at least minimal opportunity to survive in this complex world;

- Those who answered "yes" half and less than half of the questions: still have a chance to become independent and independent;

- answered "yes" for more than half of the questions: these are real Russian women who will stop, and go to the hut!

Leading: Of course, this test is comic, but, as they say, in every joke only the share of jokes ...

But what men think about us about us, now we will try to find out.

Music hat

Leading: And now let's drink for men ... they are, what are there are not perfect, as we ourselves. And let's mentally send them our hello and air kiss! And you can not mentally: do you know that in the form of a lipstick in the kiss you can judge intentions and feelings? Check on napkins! If the imprint turned out to be a round form, it means a serious stable relationship. If the heart is passionate love. "Band" - frivolism and not meaningful flirt. And the imprint of the square form will mean dishes and hidden hostility!

Leading: Well, men we "smiled bones." Well, that they do not hear us now. But in fact, of course, without men there would be no most important happiness on earth - our children!

The toast rises for the health and successes of children of all those present. MUZ. Pause.

Leading:

Why do we love spring days so?

Why are they with hope and joy waiting?

Because only they are filled

Unusual, special happiness, warm ...

ATTENTION, LADY! March eighth is made to give women flowers. Yes, and women bloom themselves like roses! But few knows that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will learn who of us who will get a chic bouquet ...

Please stand those who were born in January! You are orchids! Please, orchids, fill your glasses and listen about yourself (and so about all months,):

Orchid (January)

Who bold dream about orchid,

He knows - a difficult undertaking:

She will break your heart

And proudly away will leave!

Mimosa (February)

Always fresh, bodra mimosa,

Does not spend voyage!

Mimosa - Surprise Girl,

"We live only once" - Her motto!

Lily (March)

Everyone is known: Lilia Lilia

Innecess to like Bastille!

But in the circle of her friends

No Tools Veleering!

Dahlia (April)

Purebred nobleman

Our wonderful dahlia!

Nobility here in the blood ...

But dahlia dreams

About simple earthly love!

Lily of the valley (May)

Lily of the Lily of the Lily of the Modest and Viscription,

Very tidy and very beautiful!

She does not work too lazy

And make beauty all day!

Bell (June)

The bell of everyone is fun

Have fun like a child!

He remembers about the most important thing:

Pessimist can not be!

Tulip (July)

From which overseas countries

Tulip granted us?

Exotic, eccentric,

But at the same time sympathetic!

Sunflower(August)

Look at sunflower:

Charm to say!

So much in it ideas and plans,

How many seeds inside!

Carnation (September)

All cloves are no closer

Wrap like good:

Only cloves know the mystery

Eternal youth of the soul!

Chamomile (October)

Slightly shy chamomile

But it's not a bit of poking!

She is the last shirt

Will give to others to help!

rose flower (November)

Many secrets hides Rosa,

But one secret in it:

In this glance, in this posture

All the greatness of victories!

Lotus (December)

Knows how the lotus convince

Prii-see-win!

Peace for him only dreams

And there is nothing to be proud!

Leading: We will raise the toast for our motley and extremely beautiful team-bouquet! In it, all the flowers are so selected to each other that there is at least one replacements - and it will not be at all! ..

And once again with the female holiday of all of you, my dear flowers! How spring is blooming, let your beauty also flourishes! We wish each other happiness, spring, love, good!

The most heart words

Full of spring warmth,

Congratulations on the first rays,

Happy Love and Beauty Holiday!

Rejoice yourself, dream, believe

Smile wider as now,

Let at any time of year the heart

Beats in the spring you have!

And now I invite everyone to dance!

 

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