Practical jokes and jokes on April 1 riddles. April 1st celebration scenarios. Comic win-win lottery

April 1 is a terrific holiday - a day of humor, a day of laughter, a day of the fool, a day that is not in any calendar of significant dates. Somewhere it is called the Day of Laughter, somewhere - the Day of the Fool, but everywhere they look forward to having fun, play funny jokes and practical jokes on April 1, arrange funny games and contests, sing ditties about April 1 and make riddles ... And we will help you with this.

There is a holiday in the spring.
“I know, wait!
I do not believe anybody..
..(First of April)».

The weather was damp yesterday.
What, today boiled ?
- It's still water.
Where is recumbent ?
- It's armpits.
Where is pads ?

Guess the riddles
Ringingly, clearly in the morning,
Kukarek ... kangaroo (cock).
In the morning, in his puddle,
The nightingale croaked loudly (frog).
Gloomy, raising his head,
Howls with hunger ... giraffe (wolf).
Sometimes he sees a dream in winter
Shaggy, large-bodied ... elephant (bear).
He knows a lot about sweet raspberries,
Clubfoot, strong ... wolf (bear).
Small and large children
Teaches grunt ... nightingale (pig).
I will ask a question for kids:
Doesn't like a cat-fighter ... mice (dogs).

Up and down,
On the palm again
Dexterously jumping ... cow (a monkey).
Loves to run around the branches,
Light red fox (squirrel).
The gait is clear
The crown is bright
There is no better bird
Than ... a crow (peacock).

How it's called?
There lived a rich house in a peasant,
I drank bread, ate water in that house,
Sheared the scissors with a lamb.
He planed a board with a plane,
I harnessed a cart to a horse,
He stoked the logs with a stove.
Answer: this is fiction

It's not at all to blame
And they beat on both sides.
What is it?
(anvil)

There are three brothers -
One loves winter
Another loves summer.
And the third and winter and summer.
Name the brothers.
(cart, sleigh and horse)

Not scared, but trembling.
(jelly)

What is in front of Boris and in the back of Gleb?
(letter "b")

Name five days without naming numbers or names of days. (the day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow)

The grandmother carried a hundred eggs to the market, one (and the bottom) fell. How many eggs are left in the basket?
(none because the bottom fell)

Which clock shows the exact time only twice a day?
(who stopped)

How do day and night end?
(soft sign)

One egg is cooked for 4 minutes, how many minutes do you need to cook 6 eggs? (4 minutes)

Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
(by gender)


(same)

The crow sits, and the dog sits on its tail. Could it be?
(the dog sits on its own tail)

What should be done to keep four guys in one boot?
(remove one boot from each)

Forests with no game?
(in construction)

When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into a house?
(when the door is open)

Forty wolves ran, how many necks and tails did they have? (Tails do not grow at the neck)

Two birch trees grow. Each birch has four cones. How many cones are there?
(cones do not grow on a birch)

In what month the chatty Mashenka speaks least of all?
(in February, it is the shortest)

What happens to a blue scarf if you put it in water for five minutes?
(gets wet)

Where is the end of the world? (where the shadow begins)

What do people walk on? (on the ground)

When is a person in a room without a head? (when he pokes her out of the window)

When are hands pronouns?
(you-we-you)

How many peas can fit in one glass? (None. Peas do not go by themselves!)

Who speaks all languages? (echo)

Which is easier: a kilogram of cotton wool or a kilogram of iron? (same)

How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? (One - the second will no longer be on an empty stomach)

What kind of comb can't you comb your head with? (Petushin)

What tree does a bird sit on during a heavy downpour? ( On wet)

What question cannot be answered positively? (Do you sleep?)

What linen can you not sew shirts from? (From the railway)

Why does the dog bark? (Can't speak)

Can I bring water in the sieve? (You can - a piece of ice)

Which female name has two letters that are repeated twice? (Anna, Alla)

What stands between the window and the door? (Letter "I")

Which clock shows the correct time only twice a day? (That stand)

Are there hands as pronouns? (When they are you-we-you)

What three numbers, when added or multiplied, give the same result? (1, 2 and 3)

What disease on land does no one get sick? (Nautical)

What should be done to saw off the branch on which the crow is sitting without disturbing it? (Wait for her to fly away)

What flower is male and female? (Ivan da Marya)

What happens to the crow in three years? (She's in her 4th year)

What does half an apple look like? (For the second half)

When is the car moving all the time at the speed of a train? (When he is on the platform of a moving train)

Seven brothers have a sister. How many sisters are there? (One)

Which bird is composed of a letter and a river? ("Oriole)

What is the worst river? (Tiger)

What is yours, yet others use it more than you? (Name)

Three ostriches were flying. The hunter killed one. How many ostriches are left? (Ostriches don't fly)

What is dropped when needed and picked up when not needed? (Anchor)

The more there are, the less weight. What is it? (Holes)

What mathematicians, drummers, and even hunters cannot do without? (No fraction)

A man has one, a crow has two, a bear has none. What is it? (letter "o")

My father's son, not my brother. Who is it? (I myself)

What fields does not grass grow on? (On the brim of the hat.)

When a horse is bought, what is it like?
(wet)

What kind of ribbon cannot be woven into a pigtail? (Machine gun)

Which knot cannot be untied? (Railway)

What kind of dish can you not eat anything from? (From empty)

Which car wheel does not rotate while driving? (Spare)

How to write the word "mousetrap" in five letters? (cat)

What horse doesn't eat oats? (Chess)

April 1 is a terrific holiday - a day of humor, a day of laughter, a day of the fool, a day that is not in any calendar of significant dates. Somewhere it is called the Day of Laughter, somewhere - the Day of the Fool, but everywhere they look forward to having fun, play funny jokes and practical jokes on April 1, arrange funny games and contests, sing ditties about April 1 and make riddles ... And we will help you with this.

There is a holiday in the spring.
“I know, wait!
I do not believe anybody..
..(First of April)».

The weather was damp yesterday.
What, today boiled ?
- It's still water.
Where is recumbent ?
- It's armpits.
Where is pads ?

Guess the riddles
Ringingly, clearly in the morning,
Kukarek ... kangaroo (cock).
In the morning, in his puddle,
The nightingale croaked loudly (frog).
Gloomy, raising his head,
Howls with hunger ... giraffe (wolf).
Sometimes he sees a dream in winter
Shaggy, large-bodied ... elephant (bear).
He knows a lot about sweet raspberries,
Clubfoot, strong ... wolf (bear).
Small and large children
Teaches grunt ... nightingale (pig).
I will ask a question for kids:
Doesn't like a cat-fighter ... mice (dogs).

Up and down,
On the palm again
Dexterously jumping ... cow (a monkey).
Loves to run around the branches,
Light red fox (squirrel).
The gait is clear
The crown is bright
There is no better bird
Than ... a crow (peacock).

How it's called?
There lived a rich house in a peasant,
I drank bread, ate water in that house,
Sheared the scissors with a lamb.
He planed a board with a plane,
I harnessed a cart to a horse,
He stoked the logs with a stove.
Answer: this is fiction

It's not at all to blame
And they beat on both sides.
What is it?
(anvil)

There are three brothers -
One loves winter
Another loves summer.
And the third and winter and summer.
Name the brothers.
(cart, sleigh and horse)

Not scared, but trembling.
(jelly)

What is in front of Boris and in the back of Gleb?
(letter "b")

Name five days without naming numbers or names of days. (the day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow)

The grandmother carried a hundred eggs to the market, one (and the bottom) fell. How many eggs are left in the basket?
(none because the bottom fell)

Which clock shows the exact time only twice a day?
(who stopped)

How do day and night end?
(soft sign)

One egg is cooked for 4 minutes, how many minutes do you need to cook 6 eggs? (4 minutes)

Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
(by gender)


(same)

The crow sits, and the dog sits on its tail. Could it be?
(the dog sits on its own tail)

What should be done to keep four guys in one boot?
(remove one boot from each)

Forests with no game?
(in construction)

When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into a house?
(when the door is open)

Forty wolves ran, how many necks and tails did they have? (Tails do not grow at the neck)

Two birch trees grow. Each birch has four cones. How many cones are there?
(cones do not grow on a birch)

In what month the chatty Mashenka speaks least of all?
(in February, it is the shortest)

What happens to a blue scarf if you put it in water for five minutes?
(gets wet)

Where is the end of the world? (where the shadow begins)

What do people walk on? (on the ground)

When is a person in a room without a head? (when he pokes her out of the window)

When are hands pronouns?
(you-we-you)

How many peas can fit in one glass? (None. Peas do not go by themselves!)

Who speaks all languages? (echo)

Which is easier: a kilogram of cotton wool or a kilogram of iron? (same)

How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? (One - the second will no longer be on an empty stomach)

What kind of comb can't you comb your head with? (Petushin)

What tree does a bird sit on during a heavy downpour? ( On wet)

What question cannot be answered positively? (Do you sleep?)

What linen can you not sew shirts from? (From the railway)

Why does the dog bark? (Can't speak)

Can I bring water in the sieve? (You can - a piece of ice)

Which female name has two letters that are repeated twice? (Anna, Alla)

What stands between the window and the door? (Letter "I")

Which clock shows the correct time only twice a day? (That stand)

Are there hands as pronouns? (When they are you-we-you)

What three numbers, when added or multiplied, give the same result? (1, 2 and 3)

What disease on land does no one get sick? (Nautical)

What should be done to saw off the branch on which the crow is sitting without disturbing it? (Wait for her to fly away)

What flower is male and female? (Ivan da Marya)

What happens to the crow in three years? (She's in her 4th year)

What does half an apple look like? (For the second half)

When is the car moving all the time at the speed of a train? (When he is on the platform of a moving train)

Seven brothers have a sister. How many sisters are there? (One)

Which bird is composed of a letter and a river? ("Oriole)

What is the worst river? (Tiger)

What is yours, yet others use it more than you? (Name)

Three ostriches were flying. The hunter killed one. How many ostriches are left? (Ostriches don't fly)

What is dropped when needed and picked up when not needed? (Anchor)

The more there are, the less weight. What is it? (Holes)

What mathematicians, drummers, and even hunters cannot do without? (No fraction)

A man has one, a crow has two, a bear has none. What is it? (letter "o")

My father's son, not my brother. Who is it? (I myself)

What fields does not grass grow on? (On the brim of the hat.)

When a horse is bought, what is it like?
(wet)

What kind of ribbon cannot be woven into a pigtail? (Machine gun)

Which knot cannot be untied? (Railway)

What kind of dish can you not eat anything from? (From empty)

Which car wheel does not rotate while driving? (Spare)

How to write the word "mousetrap" in five letters? (cat)

What horse doesn't eat oats? (Chess)

GAME FANTASY ASK-ANSWER

For this game, you need to prepare in advance cards with options for questions and answers. The number of participants is not limited, you can play together or three. However, it is much more fun when there are a lot of players. Cards with questions are put in one box, and with answers in another. The facilitator takes out the question and answer cards from the boxes one by one and distributes them to the participants, who must voice them.

Questions:

Do you have a sense of proportion?
- Do you like to read other people's letters?
- How often are you lazy?

Are you afraid of the policeman?
- Do you have a sense of humor?
- Do you often lie?

What would you say if you and I were alone?
- Do you have the ability to dance?
- Do you often find yourself in an interesting position?

Do you have any problems with your personal life?
- Do you respect men?
- Could you jump from the 9th floor window?

Could you fall in love at first sight?
- Do you want anything?
- Could you swim across the English Channel?

Are you good at writing?
- Do you like gifts?
- Do you paint your lips and eyes?

Do you often do makeup?
- Do you make mistakes in your life?
- Do you like to eat well?

Are you talking to yourself?

Are you friendly?
- Would you agree to change the gender?

Would you agree to change your appearance?
- Tell me, are you ready for anything?
- How do you feel about striptease?

Do you know how to relax in an original way?

Do you like receiving gifts?

Do you like to dream by the moon?

Do you find yourself in extreme situations?

Do you love me?

Are you temperamental?

Do you drive a car?

Is your heart free?

How often do you wash?

Do you love the opposite sex?

Does petty fraud plague your conscience?

Do you know how to control yourself?

Do you like listening to music?

Do you like to interfere in other people's affairs?

Do you know how to impress strangers?

Answers:

I am the best specialist in this matter.
- No problem.
- This is the main goal of my life.
- Easy.
“I need it on Saturdays.
- I do it well.
“I just can't stand it.
- Only on even days.
- Only if nobody sees.
- Only 3 days a month.
- Only on payday.
- On Mondays.
- This is my hobby.
- That's all I do.
- Only in the morning and with a hangover.
- This is my favorite pastime.
- Usually in the morning.
- Most often after midnight.
- Especially in the chief's office.
- Only when I'm tipsy.
“Even the thought of it makes me ecstatic.
- Mostly by phone.
- I love, but at someone else's expense.
- Only in the bathhouse.
- Only for a decent fee.
- Mostly in public places.
- I will never refuse such an opportunity.
- Yes, when I take off my shoes.
- Yes, but very rarely.
- I am much more interested in other problems.
- No, I have a problem with that.
- Yes, if necessary.
- My modesty does not allow me to answer.
- In our time, it is not a sin.
- In no case.
- It often happens to me at a party.
- Only if asked well.
- Well, excuse the luxury.
- In daylight, not especially, but in the dark - with pleasure.
- Anything happens.
- This activity is for the crazy.

PLAY BY ORDER BECOME

The participation of at least 6-8 people is desirable in the game. All comers stand in a row. The presenter announces the rules and the goal of the game, according to which he must go around the whole line from behind and lightly (so that others cannot hear) slap everyone on the back with his palm or a newspaper rolled into a tube. The number of spanks will mean the serial number of the participant in the formation. Then the leader gives the signal to form, and all participants must act in complete silence. For reliability, you can even tie up everyone's mouths with scarves or scarves. The trick of this competition is that the presenter spanks the participants not in the expected order, but as far as imagination allows - 3 times 2, never 1, 2 times 3, etc. The result is a funny hustle and bustle of jostling and inarticulate participants. If all this is filmed on a video camera, you will get a wonderful story.

DRAWING A REPEAT PHRASE

Any number of people can take part in the game. The presenter makes a statement that he knows 3 magic phrases that no one can repeat after him. Naturally, there are those willing to argue with him. The presenter makes a playful bet and in a "theatrical" voice pronounces a short phrase like "summer will be snowy", "ostriches fly south in autumn", etc. Participants, as a rule, repeat these phrases without hesitation. The presenter pretends to be embarrassed, and then, after the participants have uttered another phrase, triumphantly announces "Sorry, you are wrong!" Questions, indignation, disputes immediately arise. At this time, the host announces that the phrase "Sorry, you are wrong!" and was the third phrase to be repeated.

Riddles and jokes on April 1

When everyone gets a little tired of active contests and games, sitting right at the table, you can hold a contest of funny riddles designed for attentiveness of the participants.

SALT AND HAY.

QUESTION: one horse was carrying a cart with 3 bags, each of which had 20 kg of salt, and the other - a cart with 3 bags, each of which was 20 kg of hay. Which horse has the heaviest load?
ANSWER:Both horses carried the same load.

TREES IN THE GARDEN.

QUESTION: in the garden in early February, first 2 apricots bloomed, followed by 4 apple trees, then 5 cherries, after which 6 plums and 3 pears gave color. How many trees have bloomed in the garden?
ANSWER: these trees do not bloom in February.

3 FOX.

QUESTION: 3 fox cubs were walking along the path in the forest. One trailed behind everyone, the other ran ahead of the two, and the third walked between the two. How did the cubs walk?
ANSWER: the foxes followed each other.

MOUSE AND DRIED.

QUESTION: 8 mice climbed into the pantry and gnawed almost the entire bag of breadcrumbs. The hostess heard the noise and launched the cat into the pantry. The mousetrap cat immediately grabbed and ate two mice. How many mice were eating crackers?

ANSWER: not a single one, the surviving mice scattered immediately, not waiting for the cat to catch and eat them.

LIKELY OF RAIN
QUESTION: if it rains at 02-00 at night, is it likely that in 22 hours there will be sunny weather?
ANSWER: no, in 22 hours the next midnight will come, so there will be no sun.

CUPS WITH RASPBERRY
QUESTION: there were 5 cups of raspberries on the table. Natasha ate the raspberries from one cup and put them on the table. How many cups are left on the table?
ANSWER: 5 cups.

Coins
QUESTION: there are two metal coins in the wallet, the total amount of which is 6 rubles. One of them is not 1 ruble. What are these coins?
ANSWER: coins in denominations of 1 ruble and 5 rubles.

SATELLITE

QUESTION: a satellite serving a cellular telephone system makes one complete revolution around the Earth in 1 hour 40 minutes, and the next one in 100 minutes. How is this possible?

ANSWER: 100 minutes is 1 hour 40 minutes.

WEIGHT
QUESTION: In what situation will the elephant and the mouse weigh the same?
ANSWER: if the scales are broken.

THE LARGE FAMILY
QUESTION: each of 5 sisters has 2 brothers. How many children are there in this big family?
ANSWER: 7 children.

ELEVATOR BUTTON

QUESTION: there is an elevator in the 14-storey building. Only 2 people live on the first floor, from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. What's the most used elevator button in this house?

ANSWER: regardless of the number of residents and their distribution by floors, this is button "1".

HOW MUCH THE COCK WEIGHS
QUESTION: when a rooster stands on one leg, its weight is 2.5 kg. What will his weight be if he stands on both paws?
ANSWER: exactly the same - 2.5 kg.

WOMAN IN THE AIR
QUESTION: what was the name of the woman who was the first to rise into the night sky on an apparatus heavier than air?
ANSWER: Baba Yaga.

TEA WITH SUGAR
QUESTION: Which hand do the British prefer to stir sugar in a cup of tea?
ANSWER: The British, like all other civilized people, prefer to stir sugar in a cup with tea with a spoon.

ABOUT BIRDS
QUESTION: can a chicken call itself a bird?
ANSWER: no, she cannot speak.

INCREASE IN CAPITAL
QUESTION: what is the easiest way to double your capital?
ANSWER: look at him in the mirror.

TRAVELER
QUESTION: what travels the world, always staying in one corner?
ANSWER: brand.

WHAT IT IS?
QUESTION: long, green, full of hares?
ANSWER: train.

CATS CLASSES
QUESTION: what does the cat do when it is not lying and sitting?
ANSWER: worth it.

FOCUS WITH BANK

QUESTION: what is it - hard and soft is inserted and balls dangle nearby?

ANSWER: earrings.

BLUE GOLD

QUESTION: what is blue gold?

ANSWER: spouse after a binge.

GENERAL MOMENT

QUESTION: what do burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman have in common?

ANSWER: did not have time to pull out ...

WHO DID THIS?

QUESTION: Baba Yaga, Koschey Bessmertny, Buratino, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a policeman were traveling in the compartment. Out of nothing else to do, they decided to play cards for the money they put on the table in the bank. When the train passed the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who stole the money?

ANSWER: of course, a policeman, because the rest simply do not exist in nature.

AN EXCITING LESSON

QUESTION: Tens of millions of people around the globe are doing this every night around the world. What is this exciting activity?

ANSWER: search for everything on the Internet.

WHO IT?

QUESTION: with onions, eggs, but not a pie.

ANSWER: Robin Hood.

  1. When a horse is bought, what is it like?
    (wet)
  2. The stupid one says "no", and the clever one says: "yes". Got the gist of the anecdote?
  3. How to spell it correctly: feather drum or feather drum?
  4. Is six + six going to be Adinteen or Eleven?
  5. Which car wheel does not rotate while driving?
    (Spare)
  6. What mathematicians, drummers, and even hunters cannot do without?
    (No fraction)
  7. Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
    (by gender)
  8. What should be done to keep four guys in one boot?
    (remove one boot from each)
  9. When is a person in a room without a head?
    (when he pokes her out of the window)
  10. How do day and night end?
    (soft sign)
  11. What is in front of Boris and in the back of Gleb?
    (letter "b")
  12. Which is easier: a kilogram of cotton wool or a kilogram of iron?
    (same)
  13. What linen can you not sew shirts from?
    (From the railway)
  14. The grandmother carried a hundred eggs to the market, one (and the bottom) fell. How many eggs are left in the basket?
    (none because the bottom fell)
  15. Which clock shows the exact time only twice a day?
    (who stopped)
  16. Which female name has two letters that are repeated twice?
    (Anna, Alla)
  17. What three numbers, when added or multiplied, give the same result?
    (1, 2 and 3)
  18. When are hands pronouns?
    (You-we-you)
  19. What is yours, yet others use it more than you?
    (Name)
  20. When is the car moving all the time at the speed of a train?
    (When he is on the platform of a moving train)
  21. When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into a house?
    (when the door is open)
  22. There are four hollows on four birches, four branches on each hollow, and four apples on each branch. How many apples are there?
    (apples do not grow on a birch)
  23. Forty wolves ran, how many necks and tails did they have?
    (Tails do not grow at the neck)
  24. Forests with no game?
    (In construction)
  25. What happens to a blue scarf if you put it in water for five minutes?
    (gets wet)
  26. In what month the chatty Mashenka speaks least of all?
    (in February, it is the shortest)
  27. The crow sits, and the dog sits on its tail. Could it be?
    (the dog sits on its own tail)
  28. One egg is cooked for 4 minutes, how many minutes do you need to cook 6 eggs?
    (4 minutes)
  29. What flower is male and female?
    (Ivan da Marya)
  30. How to write the word "mousetrap" in five letters?
    (cat)
  31. A man has one, a crow has two, a bear has none. What is it?
    (letter "o")
  32. A flock of birds flew into the grove. We sat two by two on a tree - one remained; sat down one by one - one did not get. How many trees are there in the grove and the flock of birds?
    (three trees, four birds)
  33. A woman was walking to Moscow, three old men met her, each old man had a sack, and in each sack there was a cat. How much went to Moscow?
    (one woman)
  34. Name five days without naming numbers or names of days.
    (The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow)
  35. Two birch trees grow. Each birch has four cones. How many cones are there?
    (cones do not grow on a birch)

Objectives: cheer up the quiz participants.

Tasks:

  • talk about the meaning of laughter in our life;
  • develop imagination, sense of humor, resourcefulness, ingenuity;
  • foster a sense of mutual assistance, team spirit.

LAUGHTER WITH US

We live the best

Because with us - Laughter!

We don't part with him anywhere,

Wherever we are - we laugh!

If the way to school lies -

Laughter runs next to us.

Our friend is with us everywhere.

Laughter-laugh! Laughter, laugh!

Young, perky laugh!

It's not a sin to laugh!

Hello, dear friends! As you already understood, today's quiz is dedicated to April Fool's Day, the day of humor on April 1. “Those who know how to laugh live longer” - this is what folk wisdom says. And you can't argue with that.

But the front-line writer, Alexander Tvardovsky, who raised the spirit of the Russian army, said this about this:

“You can live without food for a day,

More is possible, but sometimes ...

Do not live without a joke,

The most humorous jokes ... "

The old adage that “laughter is the best medicine” clearly justifies itself. Laughter is not only good for your health: it prevents the onset of disease, strengthens the body's immunity and even prolongs life, especially when it comes to the heart. American scientist Miller even gives practical advice: Include compulsory laughter in your “daily diet” along with exercise.

Did you know that the effect of laughter on the body is similar not only to exercise, but even to food consumption:

1 minute of laughter replaces 1 bucket of cutlets, so you never go hungry if you want to;

1 minute of laughter replaces 1 glass or 200 grams of sour cream;

1 minute of laughter replaces 10 minutes of intense gymnastics;

And in general, 1 minute of laughter prolongs your life by as much as 15 minutes.

Laugh more and you will live forever!

Happy April Fool's Day, jokes and mischievous pranks! Kind, cheerful laughter is a wonderful vitamin for everyone, the most powerful and priceless elixir of life. Let's laugh today, let's compete, let's cheer each other up!

Stage 1. Representation of commands.

To participate in the quiz, I propose to organize two teams: "Merry" and "Laughing"! (To the right of the host is the team "Veselushki", and to the left - "Laughing"). And today you will be judged by a strict but fair jury represented by N.I. Vasilchuk. and Lopatina E.V., - our methodologists.

But first, I suggest you watch a short presentation, which, no doubt, will cheer you all up!

Stage 2. April Fool's Day quiz.

So, now you are invited to take part in the comic quiz "April Fool's Day", which consists of 35 questions. The teams will take turns answering questions, and the jury will sum up the points. If the command gave an incorrect answer, the right to answer passes to the next command. So, now we will find out who is the smartest. The fastest and smartest! Attention, questions. (Presentation of the comic quiz "April Fools' Day").

1. What kind of comb can you comb your head? Answer: cock.

2. Which hand is the best for stirring tea? Answer: Stir tea with a spoon.

3. What are we eating for? Answer: at the table.

4. What won't fit in the largest pot? Answer: its cover.

5. Which word starts with three letters "g" and ends with three letters "I"? Answer: trigonometry.

6. What is the worst river? Answer: Tiger.

7. Who has a cap without a head and a leg without a boot? Answer: the mushroom.

8. What notes can be used to measure space? Answer: mi-la-mi.

9. What can be cooked but not eaten? Answer: lessons.

10. How does the day and night end? Answer: a soft sign.

11. Can an ostrich call itself a bird? Answer: no, the ostrich cannot speak.

12. The ancient hero who has survived to our times in the form of porridge. Answer: Hercules.

13. What fabric cannot be used to sew a shirt? Answer: from the railway.

14. How many months in a year have 28 days? The answer is everything.

15. You, yes I, yes we are with you. How many of them have become? Answer: two.

16. Without legs and without wings, it flies quickly, you can't catch up. The answer is time.

17. Where are cities without houses, rivers without water, forests without trees. Answer: on the map.

19. Now a pancake, then half a pancake; then that, then this side. Answer: the moon.

20. What makes the goose swim? Answer: from the shore.

21. What horse doesn't eat oats? Answer: chess, sports.

22. What word always sounds wrong?

Answer: the word is "wrong."

23. Mary's father has 5 daughters: Chacha, Chichi, Chocho, Cheche. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Answer: Mary.

24. Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep? Answer: by gender.

25. What gets bigger if you put it upside down? Answer: number 6.

 

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