Scenario for the day of laughter for students. Day of laughter in rural houses of culture - Tyukalinsky centralized club system. Equipment: Hanging on the walls of the hall: balloons; painted smiling children's faces; posters: “Laughter is a great healer”, “Who

Scenario of KVN of the day of laughter "We can't do a minute without laughter and jokes!"

1. Fanfare

Presenter 1 : We will open the holiday today, the wind and rain are not a hindrance to us,
After all, we have been waiting for a long time, let's not hide, our national Day of Laughter.

Host 2: For a holiday, for a common fun, we invited Laughter to visit,
Fun, Fun and Entertainment, Joke, Humor for fun!

Presenter 1 : Hello,our dear guests. A holiday has just passed

April 1, April fool's day. Everyone laughs on this day - adults, children, and grandparents. On this day, once a year, people play pranks on each other, and no one is offended by this. Everyone is happy to laugh at themselves and their loved ones. On this day, jokes, anecdotes, humorous stories are heard everywhere. I hope we will laugh with all our hearts today !!!

Lead 2 : Did you know that when a person laughs, air flies out of the lungs at a speed of about 100 km/h. At the same time, 17 muscles of his face work.

Presenter 1 : If you laugh just 15 minutes a day, your life will last.

Lead 2 : Happy people have a 40% lower risk of heart disease.

Presenter 1 : A child at the age of 6 laughs 300 times a day, while adults - only 15, maximum 100 times.

Lead 2 : And despite the fact that today is not the first of April, notice the reasons for laughter and good mood, we have plenty.

Presenter 1 : So let's extend our lives today, train our muscles and get a tip for all this. Laughing is allowed!

2. Screensaver KVN,

Host 2: Today we play KVN and only in this hall two unique teams of the most intelligent, resourceful and quick-witted meet.

Presenter 1 : So, meet: the first team of the most cheerful and quick-witted.

Host 2: And here they are, I don’t even dare to say, the rivals of the second team are the most restless and intelligent.

Presenter 1 : Teams on stage! And now I will introduce you to the members of our jury.

……………………………………………………………………………………………………

Lead 2 : So, the jury is ready to work, the participating teams are already ready to enter into a dispute for the title of the most, the most, the most; The fans prepared their hands.

In general, have fun, because a minute of laughter is as good for health as a kilogram of carrots.

Lead 1.

May smiles, humor, laughter delight us all.

The April Fool's meeting of the Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful is declared open.

Lead 2.

So, we start and announce the first task "Greeting and business card" The team must introduce themselves. The jury evaluates the performance of the teams, the maximum score10 points .

So, the word is given to the first team.

Lead 1.

the word is given to the second team

Presenter 1 : And now for all teams the traditional warm-up, or gymnastics of the mind, with comic riddles with a catch. We will ask questions and the teams will take turns answering.

Lead 2 . Correct answer,1 point to your team. The jury carefully counts the points. Started:

Warm up. Leaders ask funny riddles.

1 Riddle. What happens if you swallow your knife and fork while eating? (you have to eat with your hands)

2 Riddle. To whom do all people take off their hats? (before pared hairdresser)

3 Riddle. What do elephants have and no other animals have? (elephants)

4 Riddle. What kind of fabric can you not sew a shirt from? (from the railway)

5 Riddle . When is a person in a room without a head? (when he sticks it out of the window into the street)

6 Riddle. One hundred clothes and all without fasteners (homeless)

7 Riddle .The grandfather is sitting in a hundred fur coats, whoever runs past him leaves his fur coat. (cloakroom attendant)

8 Riddle. How many months in a year have 28 days? (all months)

9 Riddle. Between two luminaries I sit alone (nose)

10 Riddle . Which plant knows everything? (horseradish)

The warm-up is over, and the jury will now calculate the points, and we continue ......

Lead 1. It's time to cheer each other up and tune in a positive way. And the first team competition is dedicated to ditties. Ditty competition.

Teams prepare for this competition in advance.

Presenter.2 .I announce a competition of captains, and invite the captains of all teams to the stage………..

Dear captains, you will have to cope with one single task.

Now everyone will take turns pulling out a piece of paper. Your task is to depict what is written there.

Depict the walk of a person who ... ..

Had a good meal;

Whose boots are tight;

Who developed acute sciatica;

Who ended up in the forest at night;

The soles of his boots have peeled off.

Who received a large salary.

Lead 2 . For each team, homework was given on the topic "Laughter for no reason is a sign of good mood." Now we will check how you coped with it.

Homework team members "Laughter for no reason is a sign of good mood."

Presenter 1 . In the meantime, the _______________________ team is preparing, we will give you advice.

Lead 2 . Yes .... YES .... Even on such a fun day as April Fool's Day, in our country it is customary to give advice:

1. If you have nothing to wear on your feet, then old shoes can be used as new ones.
2. Not sure - don't hug.
4. If you are determined to quit smoking, it is best to do it in an oil base,
5. A broken old VCR should not be thrown away - it can be hollowed out from the inside, attach a handle and carry it like a case.
6. If you mix Three Bogatyrs beer with vodka, you get a Three Little Pigs cocktail.
7. Study, study and study - you still won't find a job.
8. If something hurts you, but you don’t know which pill to take from it, feel free to drink everything that is in your home first aid kit - one of the pills you have drunk will definitely help!
9. If you constantly bet on the same horse on the run, it will begin to politely greet you.

Team 2 getting ready

Lead 2. Surely few admit that they have no sense of humor. But is it really so. Let's check. Answer "yes" or "no" to each question. And we will count which answers will be more.

1. Do you like to laugh?

2. Do you know how to get out of unpleasant situations with humor?

3. Do you agree with the opinion that marriage is the funniest thing in the world?

4. Do you laugh in private?

5. If you are being deceived, can you not show your mind?

6. When you are in a bad mood, does the laughter of others annoy you?

7.Do you think you are a person with a sense of humor?

Result: If you answered yes to the big questions, then you have a sense of humor all right, and it helps you even the most difficult periods of life.

Presenter 1 . The next contest of proverbs and sayings about fun, jokes. Teams are getting ready. The team that knows more proverbs and sayings wins.

1. Who amuses people, the light is for that.
2. Who knows how to have fun, he is not afraid of grief.
3. Laughter is a great healer.
4. Hurry - make people laugh.
5. All genres are interesting, except boring.
6. It's easier to keep laughing than to stop laughing.

Contest . Jokes.

Presenter 1 And now we will check how well you know jokes. The team that tells the most jokes will get the most points.

Lead 2 . Applause to all participants. And now it's time to sum up the results of the competitions. The jury sums up the results, counts the points.

Presenter 1 : While the jury is summing up, I will read overseas proverbs, and your task is to paraphrase them in Russian.

1 (English)

If fortune turns away from you, then you will love a goat. And now in Russian?...

(Love is blind)

2.(Arabic)

He sowed a cactus, there will be no grapes for the harvest.

(What you sow is what you reap).

3.(Turkish)

You will enjoy beauty in 40 days, and for good character and 40 years is not enough.

(Beauty until the evening, kindness forever)

4.(African)

Even the most beautiful apple can contain a worm.

(Not all that glitters is gold)

5. (Afghan).

Bitten by a snake, afraid of a colorful ribbon.

(The frightened crow is afraid of the bush)

Lead 2. The solemn moment has come, and now we will find out the winning team in today's game. So, a word to the distinguished jury………

Lead 1. We invite teams to the stage to present prizes..

Lead 2: Well, our today's holiday has come to an end. We say goodbye, but don't forget to smile. Laugh, joke every day.

1st presenter:
good joke
Start the day friends!
Wise joke, sensitive joke,
Without which you can not live!

2nd leader:
Laughter is better for a person
What a good drug.
Who laughs is in the pharmacy
Less frequent, they say.

1st host:
A joke is appreciated for a reason,
A good one is doubly so.
More, more every year
Laughter, jokes every day.

Lead 2:
- We laughed and sang here
April Fools jokes.
Smiled with all their mouths
The people were so happy.
It's a pity it all ends
But laughing is allowed!

The evening is held in a spacious hall, where it is possible to arrange round tables, leaving a platform for competitions and dances. The hall is decorated with all sorts of smiling emoticons. A set is made on one of the walls or a curtain: “April 1 is the day of laughter!”, “Laughing is allowed!”. On each table, there is also a round, painted emoticon cut out of cardboard or other material, you can arrange other items accordingly: napkins, chairs, vases.

Presenter:
- Hello, our dear guests, today you have gathered here to celebrate the most interesting and most fun holiday of the year - April Fool's Day! Did you know that when a person laughs, air flies out of the lungs at a speed of about 100 km/h. At the same time, 17 muscles of his face work. If you laugh just 15 minutes a day, your life will last. Happy people have a 40% lower risk of heart disease. A child at the age of 6 laughs 300 times a day, while adults - only 15, maximum 100 times. It has been noticed that smiling waiters receive a tip one and a half times more than their serious counterparts. So let's extend our lives today, train our muscles and get a tip for all this. Laughing is allowed!

(A person reading a humorous monologue approaches the microphone. You can take a monologue for a woman or a dialogue between two people.)

Presenter:
- Everyone has a different sense of humor, some are highly developed, some are not important. But most importantly, everyone has this feeling.
On the first of April, trusting no one,
I made my way to work I don't like this day of the week
My friends get me.

Finally got there and quietly
Feeling the near chair with your hands
It seems everything is fine and sat down
Relieved, he sighed.

Here is the boss, be he wrong
Calls urgently on the carpet
I rushed from the place at the parade
Chair with me together, I roared.

Well, tell me, who did it?
Who smeared this glue on the chair?
Everyone walks with innocent eyes
Even if you take them and kill them.

And the boss seems to be wound up
Everything is in a hurry, come on quickly.
I'm a little skewed
I was walking with a chair, as soon as the door closed ...

I sat down, chief eyes roll out
Freestyle poses will not understand mine
Suddenly blackmail is conceived, or drunk?
Or worse, invited the authorities.

And quietly, without angering fate
Changing tone drastically
My boss bleated politely
- My dear, an important conversation.

I tensed, quietly moved my eyebrows
It can be seen that the grumbler decided to slap a fine
Throwing a leg indifferently
I lowered my eyes and sat in silence.

And the boss from such an undertaking
Stretched out at the table
- We managed to raise your salary
Thousand ninety, and hiccupped slightly.

I got cold inside
And the tongue is frozen to the teeth
I barely managed to squeeze out
Just asking: Is that all?

Chief: - Another business trip,
You need to go to the Maldives
You have such a necessary skill
You should be in charge of the department.

I'm so overwhelmed
Pants peeled off from the water
I went crazy from the boss
And friends stood like pillars.

I have lived since then guys
So everyone is jealous friends
And now I love this date
I believe in the first of April!
Ladies and gentlemen white dance!

(The musical composition of Zhanna Aguzarova “I Believe” sounds. During the sound of the composition, the presenter walks between the tables and distributes balloons of different colors to men.)

Presenter:
- Allow me to invite us here, men with red balloons.

The competition "Sit Longer" is held.
Chairs are placed according to the number of participants, balls are on them. Whoever manages to sit on the ball the longest wins. The competition can be held with several colors of balloons, both men and women can participate.

Presenter:
- They spin in the rhythm of the dance,
The dress is fluttering
All of us will be friends
On "Laughing is allowed."

(Three dance compositions sound in a row.)

Presenter:
- danced, danced,
Legs seem to be tired
Let's sit and rest
And then let's go play.
Who wants to sit and relax, who is the most daring, come out.

A chair is placed, a participant or participant sits on it. Next to put a chair with clothes (bib, bow, tie, sleeveless jacket, shawl, watch, etc.). The second participant is called, who must put all this on the seated one. A third participant is called, who must remove all this from the seated person, blindfolded.

Presenter:
- The prize is awarded to the most patient participant (to the one who was dressed, undressed). to the most skillful (to the one who wears) and the sharpest (to the one who undressed).
There is a song for you.

(Any song performed by a soloist or duet or group.)

Presenter:
- We all know jokes, they are so firmly ingrained in our lives that we hear them almost daily at work, at home, on television. Especially appreciated are jokes with subtle humor, without expressions, causing a storm of laughter. A competition is announced for the most funny joke subject to the above prohibitions. And all those present must vote on a five-point scale, the funniest joke will receive the most valuable prize.

The host alternately approaches with a microphone to those who want to tell a joke, asks for a name and gives them the opportunity to tell. The rest vote by throwing one or another assessment into a box with a certain name. Upon completion, the result is calculated, who scored the highest score, and a gift is presented in the form of a bottle of cognac or vintage wine.

(Dance break.)

Presenter:
- I need nimble and fast women, six people, please come out. What is your name?

The participants take turns calling names, and the leader puts hats on them with ears. And he says, you are the squirrel Tanya, you are the squirrel Ira, etc. Then five chairs are placed in a circle with a decent radius, men sit on them, these are oaks. The goal is to have the squirrels jump on the oaks when the music stops. Each time the number of oaks and naturally protein decreases. At the end, a prize is awarded to the most nimble squirrel and the most resistant oak.

(Dance break.)

Presenter:
- We laughed and sang here
April Fools jokes.
Smiled with all their mouths
The people were so happy.
It's a pity it all ends
But laughing is allowed!

Scenario of the competition program "April 1 - April Fool's Day"

Goals : Create a festive atmosphere; develop thinking, memory, ingenuity; develop a sense of humor.

Equipment: On the walls of the hall are hung: balloons; painted smiling children's faces; posters: “Laughter is a great healer”, “Who amuses people, the world is for that”, “A joke is a minute, but it charges for an hour”.

Event progress

Leading. Hello guys! Today, I hope you will not be bored.

Today is a hard day

Today is a mischievous day.
Be careful, look
Do not fall into your deceit!
On the day of April fun
Don't forget adventure.
This holiday is so good

What does not look like weekdays!

We will open the holiday today

Wind and rain are not a hindrance to us,

After all, we have been waiting for a long time, we will not hide,

Our national day of laughter.

For a holiday, for communication

We invite you to Laughter,

Fun, Fun and Entertainment,

Joke and Humor for fun!

So, I invite everyone to a fun warm-up. (Everyone needs to get up)

In order to warm up well, repeat all the steps after me.

Game "Funny Monkeys"

We are funny monkeys

We play too loud...

We stomp our feet

We puff out cheeks

Jumping on toes

And even to each other

We'll show you the tongues.

Together we jump to the ceiling,

We raise the finger to the temple,

Let's stick out our ears,

Tail on top.

Let's open our mouth wide

We will make faces for everyone.

How do I say the word "three" -

All freeze with grimaces.

One two Three!

Let's look at each other. And now let's applaud for the wonderful grimaces.

(Everyone clap their hands.)

First contest -

He is simple.

The competition is fabulous, dear.

Everyone reads stories.

So everyone knows them.

Competition 1. "Fabulous announcements"

I'm reading an ad, and you have to guess - a fairy tale character.

1. “They urgently came a bottle sunflower oil: lay sideways. (Kolobok.)

2. “I am collecting golden cockerel feathers. Looking for a feather exchange friend. (Shamakhani queen.)

3. “A mink skin is urgently required for a trip to the ball. Send proposals to the address: "Green swamp". (Princess Frog.)

4. “I am looking for a sponsor to participate in the crying contest.” (Princess Nesmeyana.)

Boy. “I am looking for an effective remedy for moths, since the flying machine is out of order.” (Old man Hottabych.)

5. "A lonely dreamer, 12 meters tall, weighing 4 tons, will give fiery love to a tender three-headed girlfriend." (Zmey Gorynych.)

6 . “The Country of Fools Bank accepts deposits from the population. We guarantee a million percent a year.” (Fox Alice and Cat Basilio.)

7. "Urgently required a very small boy to participate in the pairs race." (Boy-with-Finger.)

Competition 2. "Artist"

You must draw with your eyes closed what I will say: an ear, a pair of legs, a trunk, a tail, a pair of legs, a head, a torso, eyes. Now look at the elephants you have drawn.

Competition 3. "Questions-jokes"

Today will sound the most unusual,
witty, illogical,
Tangled and groovy
The questions are very funny.

1. How to write "mousetrap" in five letters? ( Cat )
2. Who plunges headlong into work? ( Diver )
3. What is a cool deal? ( Fishing )
4. What fields can not be passed through, not driven through? ( By the brim of a hat )
5. What do fish and talkers have in common? (They open their mouths endlessly.)
6. What can be cooked but not eaten? ( Lessons )
7. What has a head but no brains? ( Onion garlic )
8. How to write "dry grass" in four letters? ( hay)

Competition 4. "Battle of tongue twisters"

Guys, whoever pronounces the tongue twister 3 times without an error will win.

For this I need two people.

“Not on the grass, but about rolled Oh and okalo, Oh okalo, Oh groaning, not on the grass, but about.”
"Four black, grimy little imps drew a drawing in black ink"

Competition 5. "And we too"

I will read a poem. When I pause, you will say in unison"So do we." Just so that the sentence makes sense.

I once went to the forest...

And I saw a squirrel on the tree ...

She sits on a branch and gnaws nuts ...

I clapped my hands...

And the squirrel jumped into another tree...

I look - on a pine woodpecker ...

Banging her head...

I whistled...

The woodpecker got scared and flew away from the tree...

Suddenly I see it on the ground.

I got scared and stopped...

And he raised his head and how hissed ...

I ran out of fear...

Competition 6. "Humorous quiz"

Which of the heroes of Russian folk tales was a bakery product(kolobok)

What heroes literary fairy tale were agricultural products(“The Adventure of Chippolino” by G. Rodari)

Who from fairytale heroes loves the saying:

"One head is good, but three is better"(Zmey Gorynych)

Which of the heroes of the French fairy tale loved the shoes of the autumn-winter season?("Puss in Boots" Ch. Perrault)

What pet would be more accurate to say that a bird once brought a piece of precious metal to its owners?(Hen Ryaba)

What Russian folk tale glorifies the lazy?(By magic)

What two first person personal pronouns interfere with traffic on the road?(I-WE)

How many personal pronouns are in the word "family"(FAMILY)

The first syllable of the word is the personal pronoun of the first person, the second syllable of this words - name childhood illness, together they denote an object that holds the ship while it is anchored. (ANCHOR)

The first syllable is the personal pronoun of the second person, the second is the sound that the frog makes, together the name of the vegetable.(PUMPKIN)

Well done boys! They did an excellent job with this task.

Today we joked a lot, laughed, smiled. Let's end our holiday with a cheerful song.

To do this, we need to split into groups and sing the song "Together it's fun to walk" in several languages at once:

the first group - like a dog,
the second - like a cat,
the third - donkey-like,
the fourth - pig.

Summarizing

Awarding of winners, presentation of gifts.

On the Sea of Laughter under the flag of Smile - an evening of family rest

The evening is spent in the hall, where the families who came to the celebration sit down at the tables set for tea drinking. In the kiosk "Sweet Tooth", located here, they can buy cakes, cookies, chocolate for tea. The kiosk is decorated in the spirit of April Fools: portraits of the Three Fat Men, advertising inscriptions - “It’s better to burst your belly than a precipice for good”, “To pass by means to make a deadly mistake”, “Children, make sure that dads’ wallets do not burden them too much, pocket” etc.
At the entrance to the hall there is a table with "individual tasks", families choose a task in accordance with their tastes and abilities. While the guests are gathering, buying sweets for tea, choosing and starting to prepare tasks, and the host’s assistants offer them hot tea, cheerful melodies sound, for example: “A song about good mood" from the movie "Carnival Night", the song "Smile" by V. Shainsky, "Song about the Captain" from the movie "Children of Captain Grant" and others.
At the beginning of the tea party, the hosts sit down at each table in turn, get acquainted with the guests, explain the tasks and make the necessary prompts. When the children have already quenched their initial interest in sweets and tea, the presenters - they can be dressed in a marine style - begin the program.
Leading.
Dear guests: fathers and mothers, grandparents and, of course, children! Today is an extraordinary, wonderful day. But... first, let me make a few remarks... Baby in the blue sweater, all your ice cream is on your cheeks and nose! And you, dear father of the family, have lost all the buttons from your jacket! And you, the mother of these charming twins and the author of this seductive cake, forgot to take off your kitchen apron at home! Sorry, I was joking. C. On the first of April you, friends! Happy April Fool's Day, spring jokes and mischievous pranks! And now everyone loves to play and play each other: the government plays tricks on us, almost every day, and the further it goes, the “cooler” its jokes with the people are: prices play with our salaries and win with a devastating score; sellers play with buyers while they "clap their ears"; children play with their parents and parents play with their children.
And of all these playing companies, only the last two (children - parents) cause the greatest sympathy, because your games are the kindest and most joyful. Because your jokes and fun do not shorten, but prolong life, do not take away, but bring health, do not destroy, but strengthen love and affection for each other. Kind, cheerful laughter is a wonderful vitamin for everyone, the most powerful and priceless elixir of life. And it is all the more valuable because this vitamin does not cost you a penny. You can laugh - even in our time - for the time being completely free. And at our evening, moreover, for this you can still get a prize. Also completely free, and even with a profit for yourself, you can laugh today! Let's continue the string of synonymous words denoting this beautiful ... no, not action - the state of the human soul. And our first prize will go to the one whose word is the last.
A competition-auction of synonyms for the word "laugh" is being held. Possible words: giggle, grin, cackle, neigh, gush, roll, etc. The last participant in the competition is awarded and placed on his table, on a stand, a flag with the image of a smiling clown or something like that, and, in addition, he receives a prize.
Leading.
So, the first prize goes to a sailor from a ship called …………! Have you noticed that all of you, sitting at 6 tables, turned out to be sailors of 6 sailboats? And each of the ships sails under its own loud and proud name and under its own white sail ... in the sea of Laughter, in the sea in which even drowning is a pleasure! Let's get acquainted with the proud and loud names of sailing ships!
The names are written on paper sails, standing on a special stand on each table: “Screw!”, “Log”, “Sneeze!”, “Syrup”, “Donut” and “Dump”. No need to grin, cackle, etc. These are really loud and proud names. It's just that they are very long, and we wrote them down in shorthand. We hope that now the crews will decipher the names of their ships for everyone. And the sailing ship with the loudest and proudest name will become the flagship of our cheerful flotilla until the next competition. The Smile Flag will now fly over his masts.
Name Transcription Contest
Possible decryption options: “Donut” - “Involuntarily you will clink glasses!”, “Let's sneeze!” - "We're wondering and joking recklessly, e-mine!" etc. After the competition, a prize is awarded: it can be a toy boat, and then the sail with the name of the ship can be fixed directly on it. After each competition, the Smile Flag must be moved to the winner's table and announced that this ship is becoming the flagship.
Leading.
So, where is the flagship leading us across the Sea of Laughter? (Looks "in the distance" through a telescope). Guard! Save our souls! We're sailing straight... Transmit the "SOS" signal to all ships - in a chain from one to another! But how to convey? No one has a walkie-talkie or signal flags on board. And what kind of danger ahead is visible only from the flagship. One of the members of his crew must use gestures, facial expressions (after all, your words cannot be heard because of the noise of the waves) to convey danger messages to the second ship, from the second to the third, and so on ... I wonder how they will understand this message on last ship?
SOS Contest!
They go out and stand in a row, 1 person from each "ship". All but the first turn their backs to the leader. The first is given a "spyglass", and in front of it the leader unfolds a poster with the inscription or a humorous drawing "Reefs", which is immediately removed. The second player is invited to turn to face the first, who pantomime conveys a message about the danger threatening the "ships". The second then passes the information on to the third one. e. The last player must formulate the signal he received in words. If he said: "Reefs" - all players receive prizes: children's life buoys, inflatable toys as life rafts, and the leader's wishes are heard using these rescue equipment to swim out of the depths of the sea in case of a disaster. If the information is distorted beyond recognition, the players in a chain from the last to the first formulate their information in words. Players who distort the message are sent to the "marine guardhouse", they can escape this fate by dancing "Apple".
2nd version of the contest. Pass the word “SOS” from table to table along the chain, but ... it must be part of another word. The prize is given to the crew whose word is the funniest. You can come up with a whole phrase from such words, for example: "The baby sucks on a pacifier."
Leading.
Jokes are jokes, and the reefs are getting closer ... And only a sea talisman can help us escape from the impending shipwreck. Where is our talisman? Yes, here, on the bulkhead of the wardroom, his image. But why is it covered by these colored squares? All clear! You have to guess it. Well, let each ship send here the youngest cabin boy. He has the right to see a piece of the image; To do this, you need to remove 1 square, whichever you want. I didn’t guess - then the square comes back, and another cabin boy comes into play. 2-3 square? marked with an asterisk - they close the most "prompting" parts of the talisman and open only for a "ransom": ditties, a rhyme, a song ...
There is a youngster competition "Guess the talisman". Jung, guessing what is shown behind the squares (this is Carlson!), Gets the appropriate prize: Carlson, a doll, a book about Carlson, sweets with Carlson's image on the box, etc.
Leading.
Here it is, our mascot - the fattest, funniest and funniest person on the planet! And do not grieve, cabin boys who did not receive a prize with Carlson, because the real Carlson, our living talisman, will sail further along with us, I will sea Laughter!
The soundtrack of the song about Carlson “Funny Man” sounds, under which the real Carlson runs into the hall, dances, jumps and involves all children and even adults in a cheerful round dance.
Carlson (after the dance).
Well, there was pitching! I think I got seasick after this pandemonium. Medicines are urgently needed.
Leading.
Carlson, what else is there a disease! There are reefs ahead, and you, our talisman, help us escape the shipwreck?
Carlson.
I will guide you through the reefs! After all, I am the best pilot in the world, the most, the most ...
Leading.
Carlson, hurry up! The reefs are close!
Carlson.
So why are you delaying? Find me worthy students urgently! I will teach them the art of pilotage, then we will not be afraid of any reefs. After all, I am the most...
Leading.
Who do you need specifically, speak quickly, Carlson!
Carlson.
Real men! One big and one small man from each ship, in short - father and son.
Leading.
So, we invite real men to come out to us!
Carlson.
Here are the reefs! (Arranges cardboard “reefs” or skittles.) The ship is navigated through the reefs like this: put these gloves on your sons’ hands, dads take their sons’ legs with their hands, and let them walk between the reefs in their arms, and dads hold their legs behind.
The competition is held either for time - in this case, the stopwatch will not interfere, - or it takes into account which pair dropped fewer pins. During the competition, a cheerful sea melody sounds, for example, "Across the seas, over the waves." Carlson gives the winner a prize - a compass, a toy steering wheel, a puppet stroller for a baby - with appropriate comments.
Carlson (after the competition).
Hooray, reefs behind! And I... I fell ill from the terrible strain of all my strength and nerves... Isn't there a little medicine?
Leading.
And how can we treat you?
Carlson.
How? You don't know how to treat me? Children, how can I be treated? Of course, buns, buns, jam, cookies ...
Leading.
Well, we have as many of these medicines on our ships as we like. Ship cokes know their stuff!
Carlson.
Oh, and it's definitely eye-opening! I don't know where to begin with treatment...
Leading.
In this case, you need a prescription.
Carlson.
And who will give me this recipe?
Leading.
Those who prepared medicines. Dear ship cooks, how will your signature dish be useful to the unfortunate patient? Help him sort out all this abundance of "medicines".
A competition for mothers "Advertising the family's signature dish" is held, about which guests are warned in advance. "Coke" - the winner is awarded a prize - Carlson's favorite spoon or a book of culinary recipes.
Leading.
Come on, Carlson, look through the spyglass! What's ahead?
Carlson.
Ahead - the island, "all covered with greenery, absolutely all"!
Leading.
Well, no, on this island - the island of Bad Luck - we don't - we need to! Rudder right! Now what lies ahead, Carlson?
Carlson.
Also an island! Look at the map, what's the name of it?
Leading.
This is an island ... Yes, this is an island known to all of us, cheerful, wonderful, where summer is all year round, where coconuts and bananas grow! We moor to the shore, and here I am plucking the first bunch of bananas from the first tree I come across ... (Removes a large bunch of bananas disguised in its branches from a large houseplant). And this wonderful island is called ...
Everything.
Chunga - Chunga!
Leading.
May this bunch go to the crew that is best able to sing this wonderful island in song!
Carlson.
Will there be singers on ships? I doubt something ... And they probably don’t know the words beyond the third line ...
Leading.
How can there not be singers if a whole ensemble of gypsies travels on our first sailboat?
Carlson.
Isn't it their shawls that were found here in the luggage compartment? (Gives out shawls to the crew).
Leading.
And on the second ship - fire, a cool rock band
Carlson.
And here are her guitars!
Leading.
On the third - the choir of the Russian song……….
Carlson.
... with their kokoshniks and balalaikas. (Gives out).
Leading.
On the fourth - the Red Banner Ensemble. Alexandrova!
Carlson.
Get Outfit! (Hands out military caps.)
Leading.
On the fifth ship - the ensemble of the Indian tribe "Chu-Chu".
Carlson.
The headdress of the leader is in my hands!
Leading.
On the sixth - chorus kindergarten, junior group!
Carlson.
Well, all these things were lost on the ship. Take apart panama-bows, small fry. (Hand out).
Leading.
So, each crew performs one verse and chorus of the song "Chunga-Changa" - of course, in their own way. (Hands out leaflets with the words of the song). We give three minutes for a rehearsal.
Carlson.
In the meantime, we'll eat cake.
Competition for the best performance of the verse of the song "Chunga - Changa" in a manner corresponding to the "profile" of the artistic group.
Host (after the competition). Everyone sang the song wonderfully! So bananas...
Carlson.
Therefore, in order not to offend anyone, we ate bananas ourselves! But we allow you to pick your own bunches for each crew. If you find them in the trees. Look, because the island of "Chunga-Changa" is all overgrown with banana trees!
The melody of the song plays again. The children go looking for bananas for their crew. Bananas can be hung on large houseplants and camouflaged among the leaves. Carlson runs away.
Leading.
So, after resting on the wonderful island, our flotilla again rushes forward in full sail to new shores! Crews in their cockpits overeat with bananas and ... poison jokes. Let's have a fun competition between crews - a contest for the funniest joke! Note that an anecdote can not only be told, but also improvised theatrically.
There is a joke competition. The winner will receive a "Collection of jokes" as a prize.
Carlson (running into the hall).
Polundra! While you're making jokes here, a storm is coming! The ocean is raging, the waves are pouring over the side! .. We are threatened with certain death!
Leading.
Nothing, Carlson, you are so famous that you will forever remain in the hearts of millions as the funniest person who fell victim to the elements of the sea.
Carlson.
And maybe even a monument will be erected to me, which will look like. And what will it look like? Now, now I’ll come up with ... (Thinks). So, musicians, play the march!
The melody of the song "Varangian" sounds, under which Carlson marches to the middle of the hall.
Carlson.
And now a monument to me will appear from the depths of the sea! I ask in unison:
The sea is worried - once,
The sea is worried - two,
The sea is worried - three,
Marine figure, freeze!
Carlson, under these words, depicts a worried sea - he waves his arms over his head to the beat, as in a children's game. At the word “freeze”, the presenter with a volunteer assistant from among the guests abruptly close it with a “curtain” - a blue fabric. Then, after a meaningful pause, to the sound of a smooth and solemn melody, the “curtain” slowly lowers to the floor, and the motionless figure of Carlson appears before the audience with a lifebuoy on his belt, huge jars of jam in his hands and a large piece of cake or a large fake candy in his mouth. His cheeks and nose are smeared with cream, his posture is full of grandeur.
Carlson.
Monument to the victim of the sea element - the great Carlson! Applause!
Host (after applause). It seems to me that this is rather a monument not to the victim of the sea element, but to the victim of gluttony. One would like to knock out an inscription-aphorism on a pedestal: “To die is so full!”
Carlson. You see, thanks to me, a new aphorism was born, which expresses an unusually wise thought. This is how the monument I created inspires you! Well, who, besides the great Carlson, is capable of such a thing?
Leading.
And now we can easily find out! So, let's follow the example of the great Carlson, create monuments, entire sculptural groups expressing some great ideas born by mankind and formulated in aphorisms. Several cards with aphorisms written on them are placed on the tables of the guests before the start of the evening. Let's give the crews a few minutes to think about their composition.
While the crews are preparing, soft music plays. The competition of sculptural groups begins.
An approximate list of aphorisms that need to be translated into monuments:
1. "I would gnaw out bureaucracy like a wolf."
2. "Beauty requires sacrifice."
3. "Love is submissive to all ages"
4. "The rich also cry."
5. "The process has started ...".
6. "There are women in Russian villages" ... etc.
The winning crew in this competition is awarded a statuette souvenir, preferably of a comic nature.
Leading.
Citizens drowning! The sky cleared, the storm subsided. To everyone's joy, you did not have time to drown in the depths of the sea, and the need for monuments perpetuating your dignity has disappeared!
Carlson.
General rejoicing on the ships! You can throw out your turbulent emotions and enthusiasm about an unexpected rescue in a cheerful sea dance! I invite all the survivors to the circle!
Phonogram of the song "White Capless Cap" performed by O. Gazmanov. Carlson and the leader involve the guests in the dance.
Leader (after the dance).
Right on the course - the island! It is called…
CARLSON (pulls out a card from him).
Treasure Island! Chur, all my treasures!
Leading.
Treasures must first be discovered.
Carlson.
They are at the bottom of the sea in this bay. They must be caught with a net!
Leading.
Yoongi get to work!
Children are given a "network" with which they go to the "bay" - a neighboring room. From there they are already running out with a casket entangled in the "networks".
Carlson.
Here they are, treasures! Let's dispose of them like this: whoever pulls the net in his direction, he will receive everything.
Carlson organizes a competition among cabin boys. The children are divided into two teams, and at his signal, each pulls the net in its direction. If a team begins to succumb to an opponent, Carlson calls for help from dads and moms. You need to bring the game to a draw.
Leading.
No, we can't do anything! It is better to share the treasures fairly. Let everyone who wants to earn them. I will name the word, and whoever comes up with the funniest rhyme for it, I will give a ticket. And on the ticket it is written what kind of treasure you have to get from the casket. After the game, the exchange of tickets for treasures will begin. They will be presented by Carlson.
Carlson.
I agree!
The inscriptions on the tickets can be as follows: a car, a vacuum cleaner, a music center, a video set-top box, etc. They are awarded - with appropriate comments - a toy car, a broom, a rattle, a children's kaleidoscope.
Host (after the presentation of the won "treasures").
So, dear seafaring friends, today we have furrowed the vast ocean of Laughter on our sailboats far and wide! And everywhere we were lucky. That's what it means to sail under the flag of Smile!
Carlson.
And with a talisman like me!
Leading.
Saying goodbye to you, we thank you for making us a pleasant and cheerful company on this extraordinary journey. We wish you a successful further voyage in the sea of life! And this is possible only if you embark on this voyage under the flag of Smile!
Carlson.
And with a friend like me! Goodbye friends!

LAUGHTER DAY IN HUMOR CAFE

Host: Good evening, our beloved irresistible guests! We are very glad that you came to our cafe to celebrate the holiday and just sit with the company, surrounded by interesting people and in a good festive mood. But, unfortunately, we have to disappoint you: the event is postponed, or rather, it all depends on us! Was it supposed to happen today? My co-host was not able to get to our cafe in time due to a strange illness unknown to medicine. She inspired herself that she was the Princess, and besides, Nesmeyana! And, now, as 5 hours in a row crying! What to do? I don't pretend...

But we have to accept her for who she really is. I propose not to succumb to this terrible temptation - the disease of "boredom" - and take the first drop of the elixir of laughter and cheerfulness, humor and good mood, which our wonderful assistants will treat all those present in the hall.

So, in order not to infect yourself
The disease of "boring things"
picture something here
You'll have to be cleaner.

Joke, of course. And what about today without good jokes?!

I want to warn you right away so that you tune in to the most humorous wave that is about to overwhelm our cafe with perky laughter! So that our acquaintance does not drag on and you immediately understand why everyone gathered here, I hasten to inform you that on the Day of Humor and Laughter we opened a night humor cafe.

We are looking for a talented, humorous staff to work in our fun, cozy and quirky establishment, to be found among you. The first position on the list is a super-humorous administrator. As you know, an administrator must have a good sense of humor, erudition and intuition, and most importantly, what is valued in a real administrator is improvisation. Everyone sitting at the table must turn on their imagination and complete the first task. Imagine that you, sitting at the first table, are walking through the desert. Heat, hot sun, drought, a mirage showed you a jug of water. Your actions?

Host: We figured out the mirage and the jug, and not bad at all. We go further and, suddenly, in the middle of the desert, a wall appeared right in front of us. Your actions?

(Each table shows its own humorous sketch on this topic.)

(Each table shows its own humorous sketch on this topic.) Moderator: And finally, the sea. Beach, beautiful girls, muscular guys, seagulls scream. Your actions? (Each table shows its own humorous sketch on this topic.)

Host: And now, let's sum up the results of our qualifying round. With your applause, we will determine the best miniature and find out the name of the winner, who will be appointed to the role of administrator of the humor cafe.

(Applause determines the winner. Awarding ceremony. The winner is awarded the medal "Administrator of the humor-cafe".)

Moderator: Yes, young people are proactive! Still, I think it's high time my co-host came along. Where is she? It's unclear... Okay, let's wait! And we continue to recruit staff for the humor cafe. Please tell me who is next to the administrator in the cafe career ladder? Yes, of course, the waiters! It is known that the waiter is very busy, he never has enough hands for anything. That is why he must have extraordinary abilities. What, you ask? And I will answer you - dexterity, skill and intelligence!

We begin the second qualifying round. Task for the participants at the tables: please demonstrate to us the behavior of the waiter in the following situations:
- the waiter brings the dish to the table, he is thanked and given a tip;
- the waiter brings the dish to the table, accidentally drops the dish on the head of the cafe visitor;
- the waiter brings the dish to the table, the cafe visitor puts the bandwagon to the waiter.

You need to show a mini-sketch with humor and laughter!

(Each table shows its own humorous sketch on this topic.)

Host: I have just been informed that our princess herself, Nesmeyana, has arrived to please us on the Day of Laughter and Humor. Meet dear friends!

(The Princess enters the stage in a mini-skirt, top, with a dancing pole in her hands.)

Nesmeyana:
Oh, I am miserable grief,
My situation is critical!
Sobbed, gentlemen,
There are two buckets along the streams.
They say the king's daughter
Everything cries day and night.

Oh, my God, where does so much water come from in me? Ah-ah-ah! This Ivan Tsarevich is to blame for everything! He says: drink "Sprite" - do not let yourself dry out! So I don't dry out! And my kingdom is all wet! Oh, stupid, I'm stupid!

Host: Hello! I'm Alexander, nice to meet you!

(The princess looks contemptuously at the leader and sings a song.)

Nesmeyana's song (to the motive "Help me" from the film "Diamond Hand")

Cafe lights are lit furtively
bright dawn,
And the whole image creates an interesting atmosphere.
And I was in a hurry to visit you -
To all friends, gentlemen,
To stay in the establishment with you for the night here.

Laugh, make laugh
Tell me a joke.
Show me, hold on to you
Let me have a sandwich.

Nesmeyana:
Maybe I'll stop crying
Give me half a banana.
Can I have a glass of wine
I have to drink here to the bottom.

I'm on stage - it's a miracle
How amazingly beautiful I am.
And clothes and perfume
Do not get into the hold at night.

True, empty chests
Fathers of our Tsar,
Yes, and 33 heroes
They wanted to marry me.

I quickly got tired of everything!
Vanka got married
Fool!
I don't want to go for-so.

Overseas Shah came,
Fly away on balloons
Just saw me...
Oh, the Tsar father offended ....

A-A-A! Made me like this
I'm crying, it's all for nothing.
Who would make me laugh
I would put you on a horse!

I wouldn't resist
Three decades alone.
Hey Host, where's the decree?
I will punish you now!

Well, better, on the holiday of Laughter
I'll make some fun!
And you, guests, turn on,
Better get out.

After all, today is the Day of all vytvoryashek. Ah-ah-ah!
I forgot! I forgot!
I can't, I can't!
Raise your foot on a pole
Oh, I'm crying, make me laugh
Maybe you make some noise?

Leading:
Yes, something is quiet here with us?! It seems b, the evening is just class! I invite guests to help our crybaby wax! Oh what am I saying? To our dear beauty Nesmeyana laugh! And for this we need to make some noise all together, together. Moreover, there are no musicians in the staff of our humor cafe. It's time to change the situation radically. Noise band, get ready!

(The presenter distributes to everyone the instruments for the noise orchestra (a judge's whistle, wooden spoons, a saucepan with a ladle, a tambourine, a drum. Each musician will perform at Nesmeyana's gesture signal. When all the details are discussed, the soundtrack of Elena Kukarskaya's song "Little!", Noise the orchestra starts up.)

Nesmeyana: How cool! Hello, great! Ha ha ha!

Leading: Well, Nesmeyana, now you, I think, will always be in a good mood and always smile!

Nesmeyana: I am no longer Nesmeyana! I am now the beautiful Elena, your co-host. Have you forgotten? And you're right. By the way, about the smile. It is not necessary to assume that a smile is so - he smiled, they say, blurred and that's it. No, friends, the matter is much more interesting. Laughter increases hemoglobin. Yes, you can imagine. If it rises, then it is good for him and for us. It’s nothing to us, he smiled and that’s it, but he’s pleased!

Moderator: So, a free humorous zone is being introduced in our humor cafe.

Nesmeyana: Let's joke and laugh, and the most perky, at the end of the evening, guest of the cafe, will be awarded the order of the smile "Damn it!" and a bonus of 22 kisses from the girls present here.

Host: Let's start our evening! Fun and fun! As few tears as possible, as many laughter as possible! I think that these words will become the motto of our unusual April Fool's program. We proceed to our immediate duties - the duties of the leaders.

Nesmeyana: Yes, we completely forgot about the main thing executive cafe, in order to protect me, to keep order in our institution, I want to invite the most courageous, persistent representatives of the stronger sex to the stage. You probably all love fishing very much. Imagine yourself in such a situation, beat it. You cast a fishing rod and sit on the shore, waiting for a bite. Suddenly a big fish caught on your hook. You pull the rod, it doesn't budge. You decide to go into the water, roll up your trousers. You go further and further into the river. Here, the fish broke and swam away. But you were satisfied, because it was you who have just become participants in the review - a competition for the most beautiful male legs! Girls, according to your reaction and applause, we will determine the winner of the competition, the owner of the most beautiful male legs!

(Selection of applicants.)

Leading: I propose to still choose one of the very best for the most masculine position of our cafe.

Nesmeyana: What is it? Interesting! Bouncer or what?

Presenter: Given your external data, I want to offer you a chic role - the role of a boyfriend, a symbol of our cafe.

Host: But, we have two contenders for one place! We will choose the best of the best.

Contest

The task of the participants is to carry the girl in their arms, overcoming an obstacle course: peas, a basin of water scattered on the floor, etc.

Nesmeyana: Listen, this is what they wrote in fresh issue one of the newspapers: “The palms slowly move from the chest to the back, from the spine down to the waist, from the waist they move to the stomach, from the stomach to the hips and further, further ...”

Host: Listen, what are you reading?

Nesmeyana: And what? Instructions for customs inspection. And what, let's arrange an inspection for our guests, just as gentle and pleasant. The girls are looking for clothespins on the guys' clothes, then they change places and do all this with their eyes closed.

Host: Friends! On the Day of Laughter, we, in the humor cafe, held a public review of such human qualities as resourcefulness, wit, and the ability to laugh at ourselves. And so that April 1st gives a charge of vivacity, joy, let's take care of the most serious, most important thing - laughter.

Nesmeyana: In a word, laugh heartily not only once a year! Happy holiday of laughter and humor!

(The evening continues with the disco.)

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