A scene of congratulations on the anniversary from new Russian attendants to a woman. Congratulation scene for birthday cool. Mini-sketch "Gypsy fortune-telling"

Scene for the women's anniversary (birthday) "Gossip grandmother".

All names, etc. can be changed to your own ... In the yard, in the carved arbor
Two neighbors gathered GLAFIR: Fields, I heard a FAQ ... You are here
Didn't see Val? FIELDS: Yes, yesterday everything flashed,
Bought a case of vodka. Is everything all right with her? GLAFIR: She gathers all her colleagues,
Psyat five years, grit, notes! POLYA: I hardly believe it... Look, what a pullet! FIELDS: Become straight, stomach tucked up.... Guys just love to look. I wish I could give it to her... Youthful... GLAFIR: Her husband, look at you!..

Foreign beauty! .. GLAFIR: But I want to say
They like to relax together ... On
Cyprus splashed in the sea ... Already in
Emirates have been chosen! FIELDS: Do you know, they have a dacha
That you can't take your eyes off! GLAFIR: Does she have children?

FIELDS: Lord! .. all honor for honor ... She has an adult son for tea!
GLAFIR: What are you doing? POLYA: And call him
Andreyka!
GLAFIR: Good!
They have a good family! POLYA: (dreamy) Oh, handsome - young ... Yes, what a dancer! GLAFIR: Oh!.. What,
Fields, lovely! ... FIELDS: (starting up) Here on the bench with you? Looked at the hero of the day. Al where shall we go?

Home? GLAFIR: What are you, dear
Polina, POLYA: Think
Glaska that we will give. GLAFIR: Maybe we can give her some money? Can we donate our potty? POLYA: ... to collect her little piece!? ..

If you want to arrange a real surprise for a woman's 50th birthday, we advise you to think over the scenario of the festive evening in advance and prepare a program.

You can use the services of a professional presenter, or you can do it on your own.

So that, together with the guests invited to the anniversary, you can prepare some funny and funny scenes that will please the birthday girl and entertain the whole cheerful company.

Comic skits for the anniversary of a woman of 50 years old can be long or short, the main thing is that they are funny and charge everyone invited to the festive evening with positive.

A comic scene on the anniversary of a woman of 50 years “Congratulations from New Russian attendants”

(two participants come out, dancing, dressed up in new Russian attendants and sing a couplet to the tune of ditties):

We do not sow and we do not plow,
But we are not sitting idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaking):

A flower, a flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don't talk, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking how it’s better for us to congratulate our birthday girl than to please her on such a day ?!

Judging by your appearance, you did not come up with anything worthwhile!

Flower:

Well, why is that?! What do you think I am, good for nothing, or what ?!

Matryona:

So, your expiration date has long passed!

Flower:

Say it too! Yes, all the men look back at me! There, look, and the husband of the hero of the day is looking so mysteriously!

Matryona:

Sure, it's a mystery! Why, they say, did they come here, and even for a couple, when my wife is such a beauty?!

Flower:

Come on, Matryona, let's show the birthday girl the full breadth of our repertoire!

Matryona:

Come on, Flower, sing along! You are the loudest among the two of us!

Flower: (sings to the tune of the song “Murka”)

You and I, Matryona, were lucky with the hack:
We will sing a verse to the hero of the day!
She adorned her shoulders with a new jacket,
She's a great authority! (last 2 lines repeat)

Matryona:

What are you, Flower? I don’t recognize you directly, you are our sentimental! Where did you get such a motive?!

Flower:

Yes, it did…

Matryona:

You listen to what the birthday girl should sing on her anniversary:

(sings, addressing the birthday girl, to the motive of the song “A soldier is walking through the city”):

Your guests on the Jubilee
Sitting friendly!
Hints “Pour us!”
Their anxious look!
Prepared the toast
Everyone drinks for you!
“You are beautiful, there are no words!”-
Let's say love
Let's say love!

We will remember your anniversary!
We will fill all the glasses
And let's drink everything to the bottom today and more than once!
We wish you happiness
Believe that we are very happy
Congratulate you on the holiday
The most beautiful now!

(repeat the last 4 lines, marching up to the birthday girl for a kiss, and then the Flower says):

Dear birthday girl, respect the old ladies, let your husband have a drink with us on brotherhood, we will remember the century with a kind word!

Comic mini-scene for 50 years for a woman "Neighbor's Anniversary"

Two elderly couples are talking while sitting on a bench.

Grandmother 1. The case is coming up in the evening.
Let's sit and talk...

Grandmother 2
Tea and we will not be silent.

Grandfather 1. Why be silent? Vaughn Malakhov
Everyone talks all day long!
He has already tormented us all!

Grandmother 1. Calm down, old stump!
What are you all about this box?
"Orbit" chew! and "Vote!"

Grandfather 2. Ash stump, how they used to live,
And so on! Do not be sad!

Grandfather 1. Have you heard about this news?
Neighbor's birthday!
The age of fifty is special!

Grandfather 2. Did I hear “pour”?

Grandmother 1. You sit already, stupid!
All you would pour!

Grandfather 1. So cheerful for the holiday
It's a sin not to drink, vigorous mother!

Grandmother 2. If you go for a walk, you need shopping
Do it if you feel like it.

Grandfather 2. How do you like my new smokhin
I didn’t look, I don’t understand?
Right now, we're flying into the boutique like a bullet!

Grandmother 2. Oh, the devil has beguiled you!

Grandmother 1. How can I be without a reticule?
I need him desperately!

Grandmother 2. I saw on the Internet,
Everyone wears a bikini!

Grandfather 1. Old, but you are with regards!
It's for the beach! Do not know?

Grandmother 2. Look how Kriska dressed up!
What is this outfit?
All wrapped in rope!

Grandmother 1. Thongs, they say!

Grandmother 2. It's better to buy a bikini -
It hurts so fashionable!

Grandmother 1. Do not fit him in sight
It doesn't matter to you.

Grandmother 2. But on herself,
Aphrodite, look!
With my sixtieth
Try to get through the door!

Grandma 1. I'll tell you in your ear:
You are as elegant as a piano!

Grandmother 2. You, in my opinion, are a girlfriend,
You're causing a scandal!

Grandfather 2. Oh, look, hero of the day!
Don't take your eyes off it!
Yes, before her, at least a brave march,
At least I'm glad to go gogol!

Grandfather 1. Oh, there would be a balalaika,
I would sing a serenade in an instant!

Grandmother 1. Roll up your lip!
She has her own man!

Grandmother 2. Stop arguing, mouths!
All the virtues can not be counted!

Grandfather 2. We have her anniversary
It would be an honor to visit!

Grandmother 1. Well then, don't frown,
Prepare a bouquet for her.

Grandfather 2. We wish only health
And live another hundred years!

More gifts

Scene for the anniversary of a woman of 50 years "Congratulations from the old man Hottabych"

Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has come to you,
He is a famous doka in miracles!
On the carpet he, so quickly,
Arrived for the Anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!

(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm. Folding his palms in an oriental way, he bows to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, oh most beautiful of the birthday girls!”

Then he addresses the guests: “Hello, honored guests!” She spreads a rug, sits down on it, bending her legs in an oriental way, and then says to the birthday girl):

HOTTABYCH:

Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your deepest desires! But first, my wisest one, let me ask you some wise questions!

(birthday girl allows)

HOTTABYCH:

I listen and obey!
Oh, my dearest! Let me hear my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is a night between them!)

Oh, my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she?
(correct answer is name)

Oh, my wise one! And my third question: what kind of fabric cannot be used to sew a costume for a birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)

May there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do this with the help of your venerable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!

Listen and understand! (pulls out first hair)
Fulfill all wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out second hair)
Let it be so, and not otherwise! (pulls out third hair)

(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an oriental bow and tells them):

HOTTABYCH:

Oh distinguished guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I beg you, for everything I’m ready, to pull out each of your tickets!

(Hottabych takes out a bag with numbers from his pocket and the guests draw them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):

TASKS FOR GUESTS:

Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka soon!

Have a glass of wine
For a rosy face!

Treat the neighbor on the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!

You, my friend, have the right
Smack on the cheek of a friend on the right!

compliment now
Birthday girl from us!

To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!

Good guests today
Throw away your shyness
Tell a joke
This is what people want from you!

We'll have fun
If you get up now
In the pose of a swallow, my friend,
Toast telling us a small!

Birthday girl with us
Feast for the eyes, just class!
Come to her, hug
And smile at all the guests!

Kiss the birthday girl
Just don't play too hard!

Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing back
Forget for a while
About chondrosis, my favorite!

Describe a circle with your right foot
Knocking on the tummy with the left hand,
At the same time, you try to drink a glass,
Not a drop should be spilled!

Use modern jargon now
Confessing love to the birthday girl
My order is the strictest law,
You speak without hesitation!

(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):

HOTTABYCH:

Oh, beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as to bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their stomachs!

(2-3 girls in oriental costumes come out and dance a belly dance to some oriental tune, or the soundtrack of the song “Rasputin” performed by the Boni M. Hottabych ensemble is very suitable, then he comes up to the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says) :

HOTTABYCH:

Oh, mistress of my thoughts! I leave you until the next 100th anniversary!

Even more gifts

Leading: Two "new Russian" grandmothers came to our holiday with congratulations.

Hello grandmothers, where did you come to us from? And who are you?

grandma1: Right now, we will tell and show everything about ourselves, right Matryona?

Grandmother2: True Flower.

SONG "NEW RUSSIAN ABOK"

(to the tune of "Merry Girls", they sing together)

funny old ladies,

cool girlfriends

friendly faces,

Lights of cheerful eyes.

We walk around the area

Two white crows

We will congratulate anyone, just treat us.

We walk around the area

Two white crows

We congratulate anyone

Just feed us.

grandma1 : (referring to leader)

Yes, and who should be congratulated? Who was born to you. Girl or boy?

Leading: We have a girl!

Grandma sings:

Girls are different

Black, white, red ... (while looking at the granddaughter of the hero of the day)

Leading: Stop! Stop! It's not that girl! Congratulations to her grandmother!

After all, it's her birthday!

Grandmother 1: Ahhh!

grandma2: It is necessary to congratulate in a new, modern way.
(sings in the style of rap with characteristic movements)

You look cool today

Cool just like mine

And what is sitting behind the muzzle,

Perhaps all your relatives?

grandma1: Think!

I can do that, even better. Listen here!

(continues rap)

We came here today

For this anniversary of yours

You are as beautiful as ever

More than many of ours!

Grandmother2: Well, well done, well done! Well you do it with your hands!
grandma1: Liked? Here's something!
Grandmother2: And how do you think, will they pour us a drink today or not?
grandma1: I think that they will pour it, you just need to command.
Grandmother2: Let's fill the glasses, comrades! We fill! Who wants to say a toast?
grandma1: Let's drink to youth and old age, to naivety and wisdom, to stupidity and experience - to two opposite poles, between which is all life!

3. Congratulations from the children.

Leading: Dear friends, before I say something, I will again turn to the men, fill the glasses. Dear guests, in the Orthodox tradition, family life is understood as the Path to Salvation, the ascent along which is associated with carrying the cross of everyday duties, mutual work, cooperation, understanding and harmony.
Conjugal love extended to children warms them. Children are the greatest joy, the greatest happiness for parents, for the whole family! And so, With the words of congratulations, the eldest daughter NATASHA and her family are addressing you!

Leading: Dear friends, for such sincere words from the lips of my daughter, I propose to raise the glasses and drain them to the very bottom.

Well, now the floor is given to the sons of JURA and WIFE!

Game "Do you know the birthday girl well?"

Leading: Friends, well, first I’ll ask the men to fill their glasses, don’t forget not only to ourselves ... and ask you this question, “DO YOU KNOW THE BIRTHDAY GIRL WELL?” I checked everything with her before the feast, so I won’t be able to deceive. She probably knows you all well, because she gathered her closest and closest friends, well, the question is different ... and so, let me ask questions, and you, in turn, answer them together.

So, in __________, a girl was born, who was named ________________________,. Who knows...

1) - Favorite dish? _________________________________

2) - Favorite color? __________________________________

3) - What is her favorite pastime, hobby?

4) - Does the birthday girl like milk? _______________________________

5) - Does the birthday girl like fruit drink with currant jam? _____________________

6)- What TV program does he like to watch? ____________________________

7) - And the shoes on her today, what color? _______________

8) - And your favorite time of the year? _________________________________

9) - Does the birthday girl like to dance until she drops? _____________________________

10) - Does our birthday girl like to drink? _______________________________

11) - And what kind of strong drinks does the birthday girl like? _________________________

And if, in your opinion, the birthday girl likes to drink, I propose to raise glasses and drink for the birthday girl!

4. Congratulations from sister and brother.

Leading: And while you are drinking, I will tell you what the name Galina means. Translated from Greek: calmness, serenity, silence. The qualities inherent in her name are simplicity, beauty and brightness ... (well, etc., which is characteristic of the name) Independent and hardworking, diplomatic, kind, flirtatious, Galina takes great care of her family, an ideal mother and wife. Notice how much good qualities took on this beautiful name. And now I want to give the opportunity to congratulate the birthday girl to people who know her from birth, remember the secrets of childhood pranks and funny stories of youth, the floor is given to brother GENNADY and his family, and sister TATYANA and her family!
(Congratulate brother and sister in turn)

SCENES OF DOCTORS (Natasha, Seryozha and ...

3 doctors appear in white coats, with an enema, with a heating pad, a large thermometer drawn on cardboard.

A beautifully designed diploma is read out, and at the same time certain manipulations (measurements) are performed.

For example, ".. ear, throat, nose, liver ..." are applied with a stethoscope to the named places. The thermometer is put under the arm, you can insert a whistle into the enema for laughter, and periodically squeak it.

We, a team of anniversary medical workers - "Polyclinic No. 7", for "___" years have been monitoring the life of the respected ANNIVERSARY!
As a result, we approved new standard life, received during state registration number "No. ______" From "_____" _______ 20__ by "_____" ___________20__ Titled "JUBILEE"

On the basis of which our hero of the day was issued a certificate for examination by a team of medical workers, who later, after the consultation, issued a verdict.

The whole council of doctors,
What came to this holiday,
The hero of the day examined
And, of course, stunned!

Ear, throat, nose, liver,
Heart, kidneys, spleen,
Appreciated and brains
On the subject of melancholy, melancholy.
Taking the meanders of the depth,
And intestine length,
Calculate the metabolism
The width of the holes of all,
The conclusion was made like this:
ANNIVERSARY - then YOUNG!

The cardiogram says: the heart beats flawlessly.

According to a blood test - fit for fiery love,

and like a glass of urine - it does not hit the head.

And the dimensions of all latitudes, all depths and all leg lengths

corresponds to the standards of the world, republican.

Yes, and in the lower floor, when viewed, everything is in order, only smeared heels.

Well, yes, it doesn’t matter - we always ran a lot.

And the language of the hero of the day is not worn out!

Normally, the brain, digestion, pressure is not naughty yet,

and physically can work up to a sweat.

She can go in for sports - we can’t keep up with her!

He warms with a kind word, he can do anything, he can do everything:

wash, wash, cook, plant in the garden,

By the way, come to work regularly!

In general, this instance
Vigorous, healthy, not at all old.
We conclude:
Doesn't need treatment!
Is it just to rest
Maybe move to the sea.
Overflowing lakes,
On the Siberian sands.
Or, of course, on Ivanka,
On the lawn, under the bushes!

So that on the 100th anniversary, it would not be nicer for you!

It's better to change men's clothes.

Congratulations from Babok
(Comes out first 2 and I grandmother.)

Grandmother 2: Have you seen my Glafira?
To take her to hell.
With such a leading program
Don't be embarrassed:
No concert to lead
Don't weave bast shoes.

Suitable 1 and I grandmother
Grandma 1: Stop grumbling, I'm here.
They say together:
We didn’t sleep all night, we composed congratulations.

(Congratulations can be inserted any. Ours was like this :)
Grandmother 1: Five yu five, twenty five,
There is nothing to doubt!
And of course you are far from the evening!
Grandmother 2: You are beautiful as always,
Simply charming!
Don't count your years
Everything will be great!
Grandmother 1: Be happy in the future,
And don't get sick!
Live long don't be bored
Well, don't forget us!
Grandmother 2: On this sunny day,
Accept congratulations as a gift!
Here is a present from us -
Rustic Russian kvass.
It's just Yakubovich
Takes vodka in reserve.
Well, and you on your anniversary
Treat them to friends.
(They give kvass "Pervach".)
Grandmother 1: You, Isolde, were afraid in vain.
Everything came out as expected.
Grandmother 2: So, maybe together with you
Shall we have a holiday?
Grandmother 1: What's next on the program now?
Grandmother 2: Like what? Puzzles.
They will be right here.
Grandmother 1: Riddles are for children.
Grandmother 2: And ours are for all viewers.
So here's the first riddle:

If husbands are awake
Whispering strangers
Women's names
So it came...
Grandmother 1: Spring!
Grandmother 2: Yes, no spring.
So, Khan came to them,
Because the wife does not sleep.
Grandmother 1: You, Isolde, do not sweat, do not make our guests laugh .....
Grandma 1: Everything! We remove riddles
And we continue the program.
The song "People in white coats" sounds, the doctor crawls out, wanders, dangles around the hall, pesters the guests with a request to pour

Grandmother 2: Glafira, I just saw
An ambulance drove up to us.
Haven't you fallen ill?
Grandmother 1: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
May God be with you!
It's too early for me to rest.
Grandmother 2: Hey, Isolde,
I will ask for pills
Now for us.
Grandma 1: Here's what I'll tell you:
I'm leaving the stage!
Grandmother 2: You go, and I have a pill
Desperately need this
So many congratulations here -
They are dizzy.
Oh!
(She faints. Another grandmother picks her up.)
Grandma 1: Goodbye! Hey!
(Grandmas leave the stage.)
Here you need to insert a scene with a drunk doctor Aibolit, who "torses" the birthday man and drinks with the guests.
After the guests have drunk and ate, the grandmas again come out and invite the guests to dance.
Grandmother 1: Come on, Isolde, don’t be shy, take the note “la” as soon as possible!
Music (backing track of ditties sounds)

Grandmothers perform ditties, the words of ditties of congratulations can also be distributed to guests.

You chavo hit me
Balalaika on the shoulder?
I sing ditties now
I want a birthday

Congratulations to the hero of the day
We are ready again and again
Because we feed
Tender love for him.

Your anniversary, what a miracle!
He's great, he's good.
That's why today
You won't leave without gifts.

Who is closest to the bottle?
Pour on the birthday girl!
Let's drink to your health
And you drink to your friends!

We all came from mountains
And cool berezhka.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

We wish you inspiration
happiness and success
To be forever young
Like Edita Piekha!

Darling got me hooked
In August in a sleigh.
Let it be forever mischievous
Your eyes will be

Look at me wearing
Mom's dress.
And you - walk in outfits
Only from Yudashkin.

The accordion plays well
Well the heel knocks!
Let's kiss the hero of the day
For her gorgeous look!

How old was she -
It's not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old,
Even at eighty!

The answer of the hero of the day to the guests:

Hello dear guests,
A feast awaits you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like
For my health

I'm on this anniversary
I'm tired of dancing.
Call the passport officer
To write off ten years!

Anniversary worries
You tired me!
I'm going on maternity leave
For the next three days!

I go out to dance in a circle.
Move aside, dear friend!
I wish all guests
One hundred friends and one hundred girlfriends.

Anniversary Years
I will exchange for rubles.
If everyone does this,
Tomorrow he will buy a Zhiguli!

I have a second five
Added to the first
And from this into me
Everyone around falls in love.

Scene for Anniversary or Birthday “Congratulations from New Russian grandmothers”.

(two participants come out, dancing, dressed up in new Russian attendants and sing a couplet to the tune of ditties):

We do not sow and we do not plow,
But we are not sitting idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaking):

A flower, a flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don't talk, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking how it’s better for us to congratulate our birthday than to please him on such a day ?!

Judging by your appearance, you did not come up with anything worthwhile!

Flower:

Well, why is that?! What do you think I am, good for nothing, or what ?!

So, your expiration date has long passed!

Flower:

Say it too! Yes, all the men look back at me! There, look, and our Anniversary looks so mysteriously!

Sure, it's a mystery! Why, they say, they priperlis here, and even for a couple?!

Flower:

Come on, Matryona, let's show him the full breadth of our repertoire!

Come on, Flower, sing along! You are the loudest among the two of us!

Flower: (sings to the tune of the song “Murka”)

You and I, Matryona, were lucky with the hack:
We will sing a verse to the hero of the day!
He adorned his shoulders with a new jacket,
He's a great authority! (last 2 lines repeat)

What are you, Flower? I don’t recognize you directly, you are our sentimental! Where did you get such a motive?!

Flower:

Yes, it did…

You listen to what the birthday man should sing on the Jubilee:

(sings, addressing the Anniversary, to the motive of the song “A soldier is walking through the city”):

Your guests on the Jubilee
Sitting friendly!
Hints “Pour us!”
Their anxious look!
Prepared the toast
Everyone drinks for you!
“You are beautiful, there are no words!”-
Let's say love
Let's say love!

We will remember your anniversary!
We will fill all the glasses
And let's drink everything to the bottom today and more than once!
We wish you happiness
Believe that we are very happy
Congratulate you on the holiday
The most beautiful now!

(repeat the last 4 lines, marching up to the birthday man for a kiss, and then the Flower says):

Dear birthday man, respect the old ladies, drink with us on brotherhood, we will remember the century with a kind word!

(Congratulations on the Anniversary and drink with the birthday man for brotherhood)

CONGRATULATION SCENE FROM THE NEW RUSSIAN

(he is dressed in a black T-shirt, and on his chest is a thick chain, in his hands is an envelope with money or for fun - souvenir bucks)

— Lyudmila! Are you, in fact, we have a birthday girl in all respects, or what?
- I wish that no one crumbles a loaf on your head!
- I give you bucks for promotion - get rich,
- And the roof will be needed - contact me!

SCENES FOR ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY “THREE GIRLS UNDER THE WINDOW SINGING LATE EVENING”

Three maidens by the window
Singing late at night!
You all ask about
Did they all sing together?
About my girlfriend
Sang songs on the anniversary!

(three girls come out, each sing their own song for the birthday girl)

1 GIRL (you can attach a long braid to her).
(sings a song to the motive “Birch, dear friend)

Lyubasha, dear friend,
You are my idol, my favorite!
Tell me, how is it without each other,
Tell me, how is it without each other
We treated you! (3 lines last repeat)

Soul reaching out for me
You put your hands on my shoulders,
When I feel bad - you are with me,
You, if it's bad - I'm with you,
Now you will not spill us with water forever! (3 lines last repeat)

2 GIRLFRIEND
(sings a song to the motive “We honestly want to tell you”)

I have to tell you honestly
I need a friend like this!
She is like the sun, friendly, sweet
And her kindness drove me crazy!

Lyuba, Lyuba, my dear friend,
Everyone around is delighted with you!
So stay the same always
I wish you happiness for many years! (repeat entire verse)

3 GIRLFRIEND (you can wear a wig and dress of a sultry Cuban, as the song is performed to the tune of “Beisana, beisana mucho ...”)

No you,
There is no better you
There is no prettier and smarter and kinder than you!
No you,
You are not cooler!
I am happy that you are called my friend!

We all love you, dear Lyubochka,
And we love you!
The kindest, very beautiful,
I repeat, love!

Let you
Everything works out!
May all your dreams and wishes come true on time!
Happiness let
Will not turn away!
Joy, love protect your home threshold!

REPEAT CHORUS

SCENES FOR THE ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY OF A BOILER WORKER

As you know, without water
Neither here nor there!
We often suffer
From this nonsense.
But our birthday
Will eliminate problems
On her duty, we know
Water is not scarce!

For this, grateful residents will perform a touching song for our beautiful birthday girl!
(residents come out - a woman in curlers, in a dressing gown and with a basin in her hands, and a man in family shorts and with two glasses, one of which is filled with water, during the chorus he pours water from glass to glass)

SONG OF GRATEFUL RESIDENTS
(to the motive “How steamboats see off, not at all like trains”)

At our boiler room Tatiana
Works for a year
With hot water all the time
This is why our house lives!
Water from the tap in the kitchen splashes,
And the water warms us
And my heart trembles with joy
When there is water in the apartment!

Water, water, water runs
Water, water, all around water!

She watches the degrees
Water pressure is always good!
To treat work like this
You won't find people!
She is so funny
And the voice of the call, like a stream!
Charging everyone with optimism,
Shine in her eyes!

Water, water, water runs
Water, water, we always have!

SCENES FOR THE BIRTHDAY, ANNIVERSARY.

SONG OF D'ARTAGNANA (the husband of the birthday girl is dressed in his suit):
(to the motive "I love you, life!")

- I love you, Tanya,
That in itself is not new!
I love you Tan!
I love you again and again!
After a hard day
I come home from work tired
You feed me
Even though you've worked hard!

Oh how the years fly by
Well, don't be sad, dear!
Guests will confirm everything -
You are as young as ever!
In the light of every day
I am so happy that I have no rest!
Kiss me
Let everyone know what it is!

Scene for the Anniversary or Birthday of a woman “Brownie”. (Domovenok comes out - this is a participant in the scene with a shaggy beard and disheveled hair, dressed in a colorful shirt, belted with a rope and short pants with patches. He sings a song to the birthday girl to the motive of "Robin")

I beg you for courage
Pour me a glass!
I will say then in the hour of joy
Why come to you!

(the birthday girl pours a glass of brownie, he drinks and sings the next verse):

Do you like to clean everything in the apartment?
And cleanliness everywhere you watch specifically!
Corners trying to sweep better,
On the pope you whip me imperceptibly!

Please be kind
With me, Marina, henceforth,
In the corner so that, without fear, I
I could sit until dark!

Dear birthday girl, now accept a gift from me:

(takes out a broom)

I personally steamed this broom,
To make it softer in circulation! (slaps himself with a broom in different places)
And you can wave them without rules,
I declare to you on your birthday!

I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
And I want to bloom, bloom!
Today I promise everyone:
I will always guard your house!

Scene for the Anniversary or Birthday of a man “Chatushki from New Russian attendants”

(two men come out dressed up with new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or on a guitar):

Flower:

Anniversary needs a couple
Say compliments!
So let's be piping hot
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me a word soon
Very itchy tongue!
I'm already ready
Congratulations - simply chic!

Flower:

Tie your tongue tight
I won't give up my seat!
My compliment is much needed
I love the jubilee!

You forgot to see at all
Why did you come here!
A sign of attention really asks
Anniversary from us, bullshit!

Flower:

You're right, I'm just bastard
When I see Vova!
But I'm shy to say "I love you"
He has his own family!

Drift, do not drift, but still you need
Be bolder with you!
So let's shout together:
“Happy Anniversary, dear!”

(approach the hero of the day with kisses)

(runs out skipping Childhood is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune famous song about childhood:

My childhood stay
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any misfortune -
This, of course, in childhood
We must fall immediately!
I will tell you emphatically:
You are forgiven today!

So listen and do all my tasks:

I know you will remember
What I did as a child
How carefree with friends
You jumped on a skipping rope!

(suggest to jump rope)

To restore you
For further tricks of strength,
I suggest you drink
This super dope is cute!

(offer a glass of vodka to the birthday boy)

Ball - best friend child!
Remember childhood again
Step aside
And kick your knee!

(the birthday boy kicks the ball with his knee, and the guests loudly count how many times he can do it so that the ball does not fall)

Yes, you kick masterfully
What is there to say for a long time!
We owe you seriously
Very generous reward!

(jokingly they pour a glass of vodka to the birthday man)

We whistle from acacia trees
Did it many times as a kid!
musical variations
We are waiting for you now!

(they offer the birthday boy to play the children's whistle or pipe)

For these numbers
Together we will shout “Hurrah!”
And they also ask for a glass
Your guests are children!

(all together drink a toast to the happy childhood of the birthday boy)

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, he has a basket of drugs in his hands and he addresses the birthday man with the words):

Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And he was in good health since childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer's secret
I will open it to everyone on my birthday,
There are no more secrets!

(takes out a large head of garlic from the basket and introduces the first remedy):

Dope grass, don't argue with me
Eliminate any disease!
Eat tops and roots
To cleanse the intestines!
bad smell
Everyone will be plunged into a slight shock,
But you eat fundamentally
Dope grass root!

(gives garlic to the birthday man and takes out the second remedy - horseradish or a jar of grated horseradish, which you can buy in the store, introduces the second remedy):

For there to be no change
And everything in the family was friendly,
Once a week this fuck
At night, you really need to eat!
He will immediately raise the tone
And take care of your chakra!
He is, believe me, a champion,
Compared to Viagra!

(gives this tool and takes out the third one - a bottle of vodka, on which you can write “Moonshine” in large letters, introduces it):

Sprinkle with living water
You need everything in your apartment!
This method is not easy
But known all over the world!
You first from the inside
Please your body with it
And then sprinkle
All corners with their own water!

dora, dora, tomato,
We caught a thief in the garden
This is a small worm
I ate a barrel from an apple!
And we have a birthday
Gardener, well, just class!
She's always fine
Fruits, vegetables and beds!
That's why the question
We call the worm for interrogation:
Let the guests explain
Your excellent appetite!

(a man comes out dressed up as a worm, that is, you can put a very long green cap on your head, he greedily gnaws an apple, then sings a song):

SONG OF THE GARDEN PEST.
(to the motive “We are cheerful guys, we are October guys”)

I, friends, are a signaling device,
From nitrate indicator!
If I eat an apple
So everyone can eat!

I respect the plum with a pear,
I just love cherries!
Don't scold me in vain
I'm more useful than aphids!

Dear birthday girl!
Let me be in your garden
I'll find a job!
I am a pest, but not harmful!
And this vitriol is copper
I give you in reserve
From aphids so that he saved the harvest!

Dear birthday girl!
One came to visit us
Extraordinary Citizen!
He looks a little weird
He wants to say thank you
And for what - now we find out.
The guest! We invite you!

(a man comes out with very large ears made of cardboard, foam rubber or sewn from something, he sings a song to the birthday girl):

SONG OF EARS.
(to the motive of a song about Cheburashka “I was once a strange nameless toy ...”)

I used to be weird
Eating manna porridge
That's why he grew those ears!
About trendy diets
I learned from the newspaper
And immediately, foolishly, immediately applied!

But somehow on Sunday
me for my birthday
Larisa invited and I decided to go,
From tasty treats
Have a nice experience
I could not go away for a long, long time!

I spit on the diet
Bought some candy!
Thank you, Larisa, I want to tell you
For inviting
And tasty food
After all, the ears have become cool again!

(removes big ears and says a toast):

To fix my result,
I ask everyone to pour now!

Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has come to you,
He is a famous doka in miracles!
On the carpet he, so quickly,
Arrived for the Anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!

(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm. Folding his palms in an oriental way, he bows to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, O most beautiful of the birthday girls!” Then he turns to the guests: “Hello, honored guests! ”She spreads a rug, sits on it, bending her legs in an oriental way, and then says to the birthday girl):

HOTTABYCH:

Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your deepest desires! But first, my wisest one, let me ask you some wise questions!

(birthday girl allows)

HOTTABYCH:

I listen and obey!
Oh, my dearest! Let me hear my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is a night between them!)

Oh, my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she?
(correct answer is name)

Oh, my wise one! And my third question: what kind of fabric cannot be used to sew a costume for a birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)

May there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do this with the help of your venerable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!

Listen and understand! (pulls out first hair)
Fulfill all wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out second hair)
Let it be so, and not otherwise! (pulls out third hair)

(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an oriental bow and tells them):

HOTTABYCH:

Oh distinguished guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I beg you, for everything I’m ready, to pull out each of your tickets!

(Hottabych takes out a bag with numbers from his pocket and the guests draw them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):

TASKS FOR GUESTS:

Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka soon!

Have a glass of wine
For a rosy face!

Treat the neighbor on the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!

You, my friend, have the right
Smack on the cheek of a friend on the right!

compliment now
Birthday girl from us!

To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!

Good guests today
Throw away your shyness
Tell a joke
This is what people want from you!

We'll have fun
If you get up now
In the pose of a swallow, my friend,
Toast telling us a small!

Birthday girl with us
Feast for the eyes, just class!
Come to her, hug
And smile at all the guests!

Kiss the birthday girl
Just don't play too hard!

Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing back
Forget for a while
About chondrosis, my favorite!

Describe a circle with your right foot
Knocking on the tummy with the left hand,
At the same time, you try to drink a glass,
Not a drop should be spilled!

Use modern jargon now
Confessing love to the birthday girl
My order is the strictest law,
You speak without hesitation!

(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):

HOTTABYCH:

Oh, beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as to bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their stomachs!

(2-3 girls in oriental costumes come out and dance a belly dance to some oriental tune, or the soundtrack of the song “Rasputin” performed by the Boni M. Hottabych ensemble is very suitable, then he comes up to the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says) :

HOTTABYCH:

Oh, mistress of my thoughts! I leave you until the next birthday!

(bows to everyone in the east and leaves).

 

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