New Year's event for college students. New Year's Eve script “The New Year is rushing towards us. New Year's performance for youth

Scenario NEW YEAR PARTY for students

(Song "Three White Horses")

Leading: Hello dear friends.

Leading: Good evening, teachers, guests, students.

Leading: Let joyful laughter, jokes, jokes, songs, dances not cease with us today!

Leading: A lot of happy holidays in Russia, but New Year - the warmest, despite the severe frosts, the most beautiful family holiday.

And we won't be mistaken if we say that today we have gathered as a big friendly family to celebrate the New Year!

(Suddenly, from the end of the hall, an ominous shout, threats, a howl is heard.)

Leading: What is it?

Leading: Or who is it? We have an evening of surprises tonight.

(Baba Yaga appears and performs her wild dance to the music already on stage)

Baba Yaga: I do not know anything! I don’t want to listen to anyone !!! My friend, even closer than my friend, my little, tender Serpent-Gorynych entrusted me with the leading role in this technical school, and just try to think of something against me! You won't end up in trouble! A-ah-ah !!! Ooh !!! I will spoil you with a scolding, the evil eye, I will speak of grooms and brides, there will be ailments for the whole year, the memory will knock off! A-ah-ah !!! Ooh !!!

Leading: Baba Yaga, yes, we see: you are very serious.

Leading: Yes, and I also don't want to mess with her, well, her! Come on, Baba Yaga, we will take turns leading the holiday. Okay?

Baba Yaga: Try it, try it!

(grandmother and grandfather dance)

Baba Yaga: So what was that? Are you saying that I'm old?

Leading: Wait Baba Yaga. You promised to lead New Year's Eve together and not interfere. We have everything according to the script.

Baba Yaga: Continue well with your script. We will see.

Leading: The New Year must be greeted with a sense of accomplishment, moral relief: whatever I wanted, I did! Everything that I planned - I did! And we?

Leading: Yes, I tried too. I did a lot, corrected my grades, made up with my parents.

Baba Yaga : Ha ha! Why bother and try? Why bother yourself? Excellent marks can be obtained in a different, easy way! I can help those who ask for help. But in return ... In return I will take your soul from you !!! Do you agree?

(Baba Yaga's girlfriends come out of the hall)

Baba Yaga: Do you agree? With me on the Sabbath, on our holiday!

(kan-kan dance)

Leading: Yes, this will not go further. We must do something, otherwise we will have surprises in the hall that we do not need! All the same, I will turn for help to a person whom I respect very much, I believe him. Have you guessed?

Everything: Yes!

Leading: The floor to the director of the technical school ... ... ... ...

(Congratulations from the director of the technical school)

Leading: Light, pure forces always defeat evil! Happy New Year!

(the host appears, dressed in a New Year's suit and sings the song "Snowflake" with the host)

(Mysterious music sounds. Astrologer appears)

Astrologer: Today is your special day, my friends! Today you will learn everything about your present, past and future! This year, the stars favor you and bless you for strong, passionate love! Give me everything, just one ruble, and you will know the name of your beloved, the day, the place of the date, the hour and even the minute when you throw yourself into each other's arms! So, come don't hesitate ...

(reads astrological predictions)

Leading: And what have you prepared an astrologer for us, for all of us?

Astrologer: According to the Eastern calendar, this will be a year ... ... ... ...

Leading: In my opinion, the smell of the east.

(East Dance)

Astrologer : I came with my apprentice - a little page - a wizard!

Page: I'm not a magician, I'm just learning. I have a kind heart and it can do real miracles.

Leading: And now you can take us into a fairy tale, well, for example, "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."

Page: I'll try.

(He waves his wand. Music plays and Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs appear.)

Leading: Guys, let's ask Snow White and the dwarfs to speak to us.

(the dwarfs and Snow White are dancing)

Baba Yaga: Fu, how commonplace it is. And I propose a New Year's flash mob. Come out everyone.

(dance of little ducks)

Leading: Baba Yaga we have the same script ...

Baba Yaga: There is no fun in life… some lyrics….

(Song "Winter Dream")

Leading:

Leading:

"Santa Claus, Snow Maiden - we are waiting for you"

(gypsies come out with a dance)

Leading: Well, what is it?

Leading: Baba - Yaga are your tricks?

Baba Yaga: And what you don't like - such funny girls. You need this old man with his granddaughter. It's corny and not interesting.

Leading: According to our scenario, Santa Claus and Snegurochka - do not interfere.

Baba Yaga: Yes, please, please.

Leading: So, let's go over this place in the script again.

Leading: Friends! And what is the New Year without Santa Claus and Snow Maiden?

Leading: Let's call them together.

"Santa Claus, Snow Maiden - we are waiting for you"

(Santa Claus and Snow Maiden come out)

Santa Claus:

Hello dear guests!

Happy New Year to you!

Snow Maiden:

December day is wonderful today

Frost is only a joy, snowflakes are flying.

Santa Claus:

Today friends cannot be without songs

It is impossible without songs and without dancing.

Today, friends, we congratulate you

And we wish everyone more than once

Health, success, good grades

Happy New Year to all of you, with new happiness, friends!

Leading:

Santa Claus, we waited so long, worried.

But here you are, so let's get up in a round dance,

Let's meet the New Year with a playful song!

Santa Claus:

And celebrate the New Year, friends,

We can't live without a song.

We will sing about the tree now

And let's go around her.

And while we walk like this

Let's depict who we're singing about!

(The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree)

Leading: Santa Claus, sit down, rest, listen to the dwarfs reciting poetry.

(gnomes recite poetry)

1 gnome - Boil champagne in a glass,

Bubbles will fly around.

The old year hastens to say goodbye to us!

A new one enters like a new friend!

May he be full of inspiration

Joy, love and beauty!

Let him give the best moments

And will fulfill everything cherished dreams!

Open your door with hope

Looking forward to happy changes!

And he will step out of the snow blizzard

Under the native arches of your walls!

2 gnome - Under a quiet, slow snowball

Stepping soft steps

Stepped over the threshold

The past year, having said goodbye to us.

Let him go, it should be

Don't regret anything!

A new one is already knocking on the door,

So open it to him quickly!

Believe that this year is coming

Will fulfill everything that the heart expects!

He will certainly be the best

Successful and happy year!

3 gnome - New Year is coming!

Snowy, frosty, spruce!

Joyful, friendly, happy -

Twelfth, tireless!

After all, people are waiting for him,

Always dreaming of a miracle!

In him, happiness is already starting!

May it be bright for everyone

4 gnome - Happy New Year, with new snow!

May dreams come true

So that barriers - without a run -

Awesome height!

There is no more wonderful holiday!

How much joy is in your soul!

New thoughts in a new song

New meetings and in general! ..

Let the past not return

A new day will come again

Only the old remains

Our friendship and love!

5 gnome - This is how the world is arranged on white,

Starting from the beginning of the universe:

The new year is many years

Goodbye to the outgoing person!

May expectations warm us all!

May our success not be torn to pieces!

May we become kinder and wiser!

Happy new year friends! With new happiness!

6 gnome - May happiness be to you in the New Year

He will certainly enter the house!

Keep the door open

And wait for his appearance.

Will cross your threshold

And will relieve anxiety

All diseases and misfortunes

Even small misfortunes.

Will bring you New Year

Lots of joyful chores

And work for the soul -

But not at all for a pittance!

7 dwarf - I want to congratulate you today,

On a beautiful day on New Year's Eve,

So that your New Year's holiday is cheerful,

And you have thrown off a heavy burden of worries.

Let the table be covered in spite of a blizzard, bad weather,

A fatter glass is poured with champagne,

May only happiness be in your house

So that the most best year the future has become.

Leading: Our students can also sing ...

(song "And it snows")

Leading: And they know how to dance ...

(tango dance)

Santa Claus: Yes, you have talented students in your technical school.

Snow Maiden: Grandpa, let's see if they can play?

Santa Claus: Let's granddaughter play the game "Freeze" - show your hands, kids, and don't blame anyone if I freeze - complete my task.

(play the game and choose 10 people)

Santa Claus: So, here are the frozen ones. And to keep warm you need to sing ditties.

(students sing ditties)

Fun student life

Deserved compliments!

Only now, after all, a headache,

We must learn everything in a row!

It's great that the student lives,

Glory and honor to him!

How to pass what test,

Knowledge student gnaws!

He writes a great course,

In words - a great master!

Goes straight to the Internet

And it pumps without any problems!

We will sing ditties

Let's sing without delay-

I didn't come for a couple

Not alone - with Olezhka!

Oh, you are a student's destiny

You are a bitter fate

Second year I twist love

With only one three.

The car is driving outside the window

Yellow with a flashing light

I am caught red-handed today-

With a long cheat sheet.

Unlucky, so unlucky

The boy is unlucky:

No rating none

In his record book.

Oh, student life-

Fortune you are wrong:

I will not graduate from college

Never probably me.

Dear moms, dads,

Aunts, uncles, grandmothers!

They would give money, at least a little-

We would beat the goodies!

Student life is fun-

It's a pity she's not eternal

It will end soon

Our life is careless.

Snow Maiden: Grandpa, you have to try them again. Let's hold a competition for the best dancer.

Santa Claus: Come on, granddaughter, and we'll stretch ourselves.

(competition for the best dance)

Santa Claus:

Today is New Year's holiday

And in this most wondrous hour

I want God to be your mentor

Have more joy in store!

Snow Maiden:

So that there was a lot of laughter, light!

So that there was more magic!

So that all the answers to the questions

Found simple for a reason!

Santa Claus:

So that all adversity disappears at once!

So that there was happiness all the year!

Good weather in my soul

To settle down forever !!!

(Song "New Year")

Leading: Ded Moroz and Snegurochka went on to distribute congratulations and gifts.

Leading: And we have a New Year's disco ...

Students are cheerful and cheerful people. That is why we have come up with new and funny scenes for the new year 2016 for students. Scenes are perfect for a student KVN room. And the jury will definitely appreciate your efforts.

Two students come out onto the stage, who drag Santa Claus, put him on a chair and tie him up with ropes.

Santa Claus:
Guys. Is this a kidnapping?

Student 1:
No grandfather, this is the court!

Student 2:
Yes, this is the judgment that will put an end to our suffering!

Santa Claus:
Since this is a judgment, where is the judge? Where are the attorney and the jury?

Student 1:
And we are judges, and prosecutors and juries!

Student 2:
And we are prosecutors and we will pass judgment!

Santa Claus:
Well, if so, then let's get started!

Student 1:
Let's start! Do you remember, grandfather, new year 1993 in kindergarten number 173?

Santa Claus:
Oh, granddaughter, it was a long time ago, but I seem to remember. What is it?

Student 1:
What? What? Yes I am after that new Year's party was all scratched! I was even teased by my friends - tsap tsarapych! Do you know why I was scratched all over? Because the tree is wide, and there are few children! But you have to lead round dances in order to receive a gift! So we tried for a gift! What's in the gift? Candies! Gingerbread! And one chocolate bar. And the one is such that you can only transfer it to someone!

Santa Claus:
So, granddaughter, what have I got to do with it? After all, it was your teachers who made you dance!

Student 2:
What have you got to do with it? Do you remember the boy Valera, who turned 16 years old, and he wanted to feel like a real man?

Santa Claus:
Valera? Well, yes, I remember something. What did I do wrong?

Student 2:
What's wrong? That is, in your opinion, you did everything right? That is, I decided to spend new year holidays with heifers and grandmothers, but spent them on the farm and do you think everything is so here?

Santa Claus:
Well, dear, it is necessary to clarify what kind of heifers and what kind of tanks. I'm old, for me heifers are cows, and grandmothers are old women. Your slang is not completely clear to me!

Student 1:
Okay, okay, let's say you don't understand the slang. But how could I fulfill my desire in my own way?

Santa Claus:
What a wish?

Student 1:
I am only 18 years old and I asked myself for two girls to have a great time! And what did you give me?

Santa Claus:
He gave two girls. By the way, what did you call it?

Student 1:
Masha and Marina!

Santa Claus:
Well, you see, you are having a great time with your two daughters, girls, with Masha and with Marinochka!

Student 2:
So, grandfather, this is too much! Do you even fulfill anyone's wishes?

Santa Claus:
Of course I do! For example, after the President's New Year address, when he said, may your dreams come true, the people made a wish. And the president went to the house.
You see, I can fulfill my desire! What is your wish now?

Students think and make a wish.

Students:
Everything is ready!

Santa Claus:
I'm doing it!

And after these words, the students begin to leave the stage against their will.

Students:
Hey. Frost, where are we ???

Santa Claus:
Well..y !!!

Key tags:

Scenario new year's eve.

Goal: conduct entertainment event for students on New Year's Eve.

Equipment : laptop, disk, 12 balls, 3 scotch tapes, 3 scissors, cosmetics, headscarf, scarf, hat, stencil with wishes, notes "questions and answers", the text of the song "the little Christmas tree is cold in winter", leaflets for a music competition, questions for the competition " funny nonsense ”, a stencil for congratulating Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.

Characters: Host, Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, Goblin, Baba Yaga

1.Music - "New Year"

Lead 1:

Friends! Everywhere the trees are sparkling with lights.
May everything that we have planned come true!
Each house will have a full cup,
And all our loved ones will be healthy!

Lead 2:

Let's all make a wish!
Fate will not leave him without attention!
Will give love and return hope
May the coming year bring happiness!

2. Number from the group

The song "The Holiday Comes to Us"

Lead 1: Hello dhorny friends! Let's find out how you imagine Santa Claus. Answer me in chorus "yes" or "no".

Is Santa Claus a great man?
Loves Stolichny chocolate?
Respects the youth?
Do you give two scholarships?
Do you like jokes, anecdotes?
What about school Saturdays?
Santa Claus sings ditties?
Does Grandfather have girlfriends?

Lead 2 : Santa Claus is already hurrying to us. And tell me, you know how to be HEALTHY? (The audience answers.) Well, how are you going to greet grandfather? (Response from the audience.) And say what you can.

Nothing, I'll teach you now.

- Are you guys sick?
- Not!
- Or ate little porridge?
- Not!
- Or did you sleep a little at night?
- Not!
- Why do you greet sluggishly?

You need to shout in a full voice,
What are you whispering under your breath?
Well, together, loudly,
Amicably:
- Hello Dedushka Moroz!
- Maybe they didn't wake you up?
- Not!
- Or you have a cold?
- Not!
- Did the teacher torture you in college?
- Not!
- Did your parent whip at home?
- Not!

You are good guys
But shout weakly.
It must be so screaming ...
To make the chandelier swing
To make the walls tremble
For the adults to run away.

Let's call Santa Claus in chorus!

( Enter Baba Yaga in the crown of the Snow Maiden and the Leshy in the cap of Santa Claus. They sing to the melody of the song "Oh, what a good, kind Santa Claus ...". )

Leading ( perplexedly look at each other and ask: who is this?)

Leshy:

Oh so good
Santa Claus came out!
Overgrown with a beard ...

Baba Yaga:

With a pack of cigarettes!
I'm with my figurine.
Goblin dear
Glorious Snow Maiden ...

Leshy: With a bone leg!

Baba Yaga: Hey Goblin! Throw a cigarette! Santa Claus is a non-smoking man!

Leshy: Here on the tree and throw it! You yourself said that we need to light the tree, but I forgot the matches at home!

Baba Yaga: Oh, you dense stump! Are you completely crazy? The tree must be lit with words! Or, as a last resort, an incendiary smile! Well, it doesn't matter! For me, burn it with fire, this tree! We just want to bring the virus into their computers (shows a floppy disk), and this virus will take care of us, transfer the entire scholarship and salary to our account! The main thing is that they accept our gift and not suspect anything! Hello my priceless ones! Happy New Year, with new income! Be with money, like girls with earrings! Excuse me, my grandfather and I are in a hurry! We still need to catch the Sabbath! Here, take our little New Year's gift! This magic diskette contains New Year's wishes for each of you, and it is worth entering them into the computer's memory, and they will come true right away!

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3. Dance "Dolls"

( The real Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden enter, the evil spirits move back )

Santa Claus.

Good evening friends! Happy New Year, dear students and teachers!

Here I am, a man who seems to be respectable,
And he did not lose his youthful soul!
I didn't come in a wheelchair
And he rode up on a stray troika!

Snow Maiden.

December day is wonderful today.

And the frost doesn't care, and the snowflakes are circling

In a whirlwind of kind smiles and songs.

Santa Claus.

We can't live without songs

We can't live without dancing.

We like a funny word.

Leading:

Happy new year friends!

With new happiness, friends!

Everything is ready for the beginning of the concert.

Santa Claus.

Happy new year dear friends! With new happiness! Who is this?

Leading: Oh! Two Santa Claus and two Snow Maidens! Which one is the real one?

Leshy: The first word is more expensive than the second!

Baba Yaga: Whoever has a magical gift is a real one! Yes, any man will say that I am the spitting image of the Snow Maiden!

Santa Claus: These impostors must be “taken out into the pure snow”!

Lead 1:

Friends! I have in my hands the results of the sociological survey that we have just conducted. Let's see which of the candidates running for the post of Santa Claus meets the above qualities! I read out the basic requirements: "Two scholarships!" What will the applicants say to this?

Leshy: Do we have two scholarships? And what - well thought out! Only I’m better than three, and the Snow Maiden is one, she’s still underage! And let's go green at once!

Baba Yaga: And we give you a floppy disk!

Lead 2: You did not understand, grandfather, we hope to receive this New Year's prize from you!

Leshy: Yes, if I had money, I would not be standing here, but lying on a beach in the Canary Islands!

Santa Claus: I agree! Only not in money, but their equivalent - laughter and smiles, each worth two scholarships!

Lead 1: That's great! Thank you, grandpa! We will have a fun year! What about this requirement: "Santa Claus sings ditties?"

Leshy: You are welcome!

I'm tired of Yaga,
The Snow Maiden is dear to me!
This is not eccentricity
And the struggle for quality!

Baba Yaga:

Me Kashchei which year.
Doesn't give dividends!
Spat on his bald head
And she sent to Leshem!

Lead 2: Somewhere I heard something similar! The last two lines are plagiarism!

Santa Claus:

I took the money to MMM -
In Wet-Meteo-Frost!
And precipitation is questionable.
And he himself was left with a nose!

Lead 1: The truth is, grandfather! You would freeze their accounts!

Santa Claus: The time will come - and "freeze" both accounts and deposits!

Snow Maiden:

Nowadays everyone looks to the west,
They want to live in a new way!
Santa Claus will be invited
Grandpa and I will be cut!

Lead 2: But this will never happen! Our Santa Claus will sing and dance ditties! And the girls love him! And Santa Claus is one like a finger! He has neither the Snow Woman, nor the Snow Maiden!

Lead 1: Convinced, Santa Claus, but here besides you there are ditties, oh, they want to perform ...

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4. New Year's ditties

Santa Claus: And what is it you and I, Snow Maiden, did not take a single snow woman with us?

Snegurochka: Come on, grandfather, we will ask our viewers to help us

(Game "Snow women")

Lead 1: Three couples are invited to the stage

(couples go out)

Each playing pair receives three identical balloons (not inflated). Your task is to inflate them as quickly as possible, while the song is playing, and "mold" snowmen out of them using scotch tape. The prize goes to the most original and beautiful snowman, etc.

5. (funny music sounds -

finnish polka )

Lead 2: Which snowman did Santa Claus like the most?

(Santa Claus looks and points)

So, this snowman won! The winners receive prizes!

Santa Claus: Thanks to everyone who tried!

Lead 1: Well, what about all of you about this: "Loves jokes, jokes"?

Baba Yaga: And I have such an anecdote. On New Year's Eve, as you know, it is customary to guess. One woman came to a fortune teller and said:
- When I was with you last time, you guessed to me that I would have a husband and five children!
- So what? - the fortuneteller is surprised
- So, I really have five children!
- Very well!
- Yes, but I came to find out when I will finally have a husband!

Snow Maiden. And I have a children's joke.

The girl from the matinee writes a text message to her mother: Mom, on new Year's ball butterflies like metwelve girls. Thank you for the costume! Yourunrepeatable daughter.

Leshy: I also have about kids. The son asks dad:

Daddy, why did you hang the candy so high on the Christmas tree?

And this is so that you, baby, do not eat them before the New Year.

So what am I now, daddy, to choke on the serpentine?

Santa Claus: And I have an ad at the Christmas tree market:

Buyer - remember whoever has an artificial Christmas tree at home will receive a fake Santa Claus with fake gifts!

Lead 2: - Santa Claus, thank you for the gift you brought me.

Santa Claus: - A trifle, not worth gratitude.

I think so too, but my mother told me to say so.

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New Year's scene (1 "B")

Lead 1: - So what did you and Katya decide about the New Year?

Lead 2: - We decided - let it come.

Lead 1: Dear friends! Judging by the ditties and anecdotes,real e Santa Claus and Snow Maiden - herethis couple!

Baba Yaga: Okay, we saw through, well, at least take a present!

Santa Claus: But this is not necessary! This is not a gift, but a real bacteriological weapon! Let's send this couple home with their CD and start celebrating the New Year!

Baba Yaga:

I look like a simple aunt -
No braids, no bow.
All day a bucket and a brush,
Where is the romance here?
Eh, howling-covered with snow!
I'm sitting on a broomstick!
Let the astronomers guess:
What is this UFO?

There are big trees under me
They bristle with cones -
Cuts on a panicle
An old cleaning lady.
Eh, howling-covered with snow!
I'm sitting on a broomstick!
Let the astronomers guess:
What is this UFO?

No wings, no motor
No nail, no screw
And how will I break out into the open -
Come on, catch up!

Leshy: Well, everything, grandma, we do feet (run away)

Lead 2: It's great that evil spirits will no longer get underfoot and spoil our holiday. And the holiday continues!

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6. Dance "Carnival"

Lead 1: At the New Year's home holiday, there is always one inanimate, but everyone's favorite subject. What is it? No, this is not a tree, this is a TV. Now we want to check how familiar you are with New Year's movies! We will make films, the heroes of which celebrate the New Year, and you answer. Only in rhyme!

Santa Claus:

0ni New Year was celebrated at the DACH ...
Do you remember the movie ... ("Gentlemen of Fortune" .)

Leading

And, as usual, WOULD look
We this night ... ("The irony of fate." )

Snow Maiden:

When the CHUROCHKA flared up brighter,
The film ended deplorably ... (The Snow Maiden. )

Leading

You will meet a horned CREATURE.
Watch the movie ... ("Christmas Eve" .)

Leading

There comes the FINAL of the New Year,
And this film is called ... ("Carnival". )

He was a freak, a dwarf, but a LADY.
And the cartoon is called ... ("Nutcracker" .)

Snow Maiden:

She was lucky to MEET everyone at once.
The film is about these brothers ... ("12 months" .)

Santa Claus:

Although Santa Claus is actually a namesake,
But affectionately called in the film ... ("Morozko" .)

(awarding prizes to those who guessed it)

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7. Song "Happy New Year, Dad ..."

Santa Claus: Now let's turn to science! Let's check if Baba Yaga and Leshem managed to spoil our computer. I ask you to name 12 adjectives, but not colors!

Snow Maiden: I'll write it down, grandfather.

8. Music “Pun. Village of Fools"

(The Snow Maiden writes them down in order in the following text):

Our ... students and no less ... teachers gathered to spend the old year, which brought many ... events to everyone. Everyone stood around ... Christmas trees, turned on ... music and made ... wishes. This ... holiday was attended by ... Santa Claus and .... Snow Maiden. He promised that the New Year will bring many ... adventures, ... success in study and work and ... luck in love!

Santa Claus: Snegurochka and I entered your initial data into our computer, and this is the forecast for the next year given by the program ...

Snow Maiden: ( Reads text by highlighting adjectives .).

Santa Claus: May all the good things come true! And besides that, let everyone make the most cherished wish, and I promise to fulfill it!

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9. Dance

Lead 2:And finally, the long-awaited musical competition... Now. Santa Claus, we will sing your favorite song. We will ask three musically gifted students on the stage.

(participants go out)

Do you all know the nursery rhyme "It's cold for a little Christmas tree in winter"? She is cold, bored in the forest. Nothing, we hope that now it will be fun, and everyone knows the song will not seem so dreary and sad, because we will ask our participants to perform this song in different styles:

- in a marching rhythm;

- rap style;

- in the folk style.

Each participant will have to sing this song in only one of the styles, and in which, the lot will determine.

Host 1: And we will ask ... ... ... to remind the contestants of the melody of the song (Speech.)

Now let the audience decide whose performance was the best. Applause to the first participant ... Let's applaud the second speaker ... And now to the third ...

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10. Song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" with staging.

Leading 1:

And now let's hold a contest "Merry Nonsense" (sets of strips of paper with text)

On the left side we have the curious, they will ask all the time, and on the right - know-it-alls - they will answer any question.

(The presenter has two sets of strips of paper. In his left hand - questions, in the right - answers. The presenter passes between the rows, playing alternately "blindly" pulling out the question, (read aloud) the answer.)

So please - 1st question ... Answer ..

Sample questions:

- do you read other people's letters?

- do you sleep well

- do you listen to other people's conversations?

- do you hit the dishes out of anger?

- can you put a pig on a buddy?

- do you write anonymously?

- do you spread gossip?

- do you have a habit of promising more of your capabilities?

- would you like to get married of convenience?

- are you obsessive and rude in your actions?

Sample answers:

- this is my favorite pastime;

- occasionally, for a joke;

- only on summer nights;

- when the wallet is empty;

- only without witnesses;

- only if it is not related to material costs;

- especially in someone else's house;

- this is my old dream;

- no, I'm a very shy person;

- i never refuse such an opportunity.

Thanks for the interesting dialogue.

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11. Song "The last day of December"

Snow Maiden:

Now it's time to play. The game is called "New Year's Eve"

4 people with good coordination are invited to the stage. Their task is to illustrate the story of the presenter.

Lead 1:

Listen first, then do

"On New Year's Eve, Santa Claus brings gifts to the family. He gave Dad a comb. Let everything right hand show how dad combes his hair. He gave his son skis. Please, show me how your son is skiing, but do not stop combing your hair. He gave mom a meat grinder - you need to depict the rotation of the meat grinder with your left hand. He gave his daughter a doll that flaps eyelashes and says "mom". And he gave his grandmother a Chinese dummy that shakes his head. "

(The leader reads for the 2nd time, and the participants do)

Snow Maiden:

This participant receives the prize, because he was able to show all the specified movements without getting lost.

Lead 1:All who participated in the competitions today are great! Keep it up in the New Year!

Lead 2:Thanks to the audience, if not for them - we would not have got rid of evil spirits, we would not have saved our money and the New Year would not have met.

Group number

12. Song "New Year" (Serduchka)

Santa Claus.

Someone threw flowers at the windows.

Snow like poplar fluff on the street.

They say what you think

On New Year's Eve, it will come true.

I wish love to students

For the mind there is no end.

For teachers - so that excitement in the blood,

Despite the experience, it boiled.

Snow Maiden:

Happy New Year with a new happiness!

We believe that life will be blooming,

Hello, joy, youth, hello!

Hello, bright day to come!

Leading: Once again, all Happy New Year 2012!

I wish you happiness and health! And now we invite you to a festive disco!

13. Music for the final

New Year's performance for youth.

Characters: Santa Claus, Snow Maiden (first played by a man, then beautiful girl) , Baba Yaga, Psychics, Holmes, Watson, Woland de Mort, Plastic surgeon, intern Levin, Mag-dropout, Gypsy, Gypsy, Tortila, Malvina.

A phonogram sounds, Santa Claus comes out with a staff, puts it next to the bed and goes to bed.

The voice of Baba Yaga. Look what you wanted: Give them a New Year! Frost with the Snow Maiden! Popping pops! This will not happen! Do not happen! I will enchant the girl - and that's it, the end of the world! Chufyrly-fufyrly! Cookies, flour! Omnam-style! Eka me rushing! Because New Year! Did it work? .. Normalek!

Santa Claus wakes up.

Santa Claus. Hear, Snow Maiden! I had a wonderful dream - they enchanted you. Bring the tea, but it'll be hotter. I’m frozen.

The enchanted Snow Maiden comes out.

Snow Maiden. Good morning, granddad!
Santa Claus. Honest mother! Have you looked in the mirror today? Where am I going with you like this? What are you now, fig, Snow Maiden? Pure physical education teacher! Oh woe to me, woe! Do not come to me!

They sing to the tune "Songs of the King and the Princess" from the movie "The Bremen Town Musicians".

Snow Maiden. Or did you not recognize me? I am a Snow Maiden.
Hands and feet - everything is mine, and a figure!
New Year is ahead of us!
Santa Claus. Give me the tea and go away!

The Snow Maiden serves tea to Santa Claus, she herself looks into a mirror tray.

My condition is hysterical!
And boil me a dietary egg.
And I don’t know what to do.
Snow Maiden. I'm going for the egg!
Santa Claus. I don’t know what to do? .. Why not call the "Battle of psychics" here? Let the offender find!

Psychics girls enter.

Who are you?
Together. Extra-class psychics!
Santa Claus. You will live long.
First. We know!
Santa Claus. Well, yes, you're that ... paranormal. Tell me, who offended the Snow Maiden?
The second (sings to the tune of the song "I smoke")... If you knew how sorry we are
You would lose your appetite
If only I hadn't ordered an egg,
You would know what it says.
It doesn't matter what you said
After all, it is important what and how.
I heard you, I understood
And you are far from being a fool.

During the chorus, Santa Claus dances around his staff.

First. I can clearly see: a man with a pipe.
Second. No, the pipe is small. Most likely a pipe.
First. And a violin!
Santa Claus. Why are you asking me riddles here!
Second. Sherlock Holmes!
Santa Claus. How could he!
Second. Sherlock Holmes will help you!
First. And handsome Watson!
Santa Claus. And what are you for then?
Second. We have no time to deal with fairy tales.
First. We have real business. Let's go.
Santa Claus. Come on, goodbye! .. Realists!

Enter Sherlock Holmes, Watson, and the Snow Maiden with an egg appears on the other side.

You, gentlemen, sir, got there quickly from Baker Street. Ali had no traffic jams?
Holmes. We're on a starship.
Santa Claus (points to the wings)... What the hell is this?
Watson. And this is the last modification of the dronelet.
Snow Maiden. Dear Holmes, fellow Watson! Help me girl! Bewitched, demons!

Holmes sings the song "I am a genius detective", Watson sings along "Oh, yes!"

Holmes. Deduction is a terrible force!
Santa Claus. Help me out, iris! Find the foe!
Holmes. Please don’t hesitate, tea, it’s not the first time.
Watson (To Holmes)... You quickly picked up the folklore language, my friend!
Snow Maiden. Folklore is not a runny nose, it is not a sin to catch it, doctor!
Watson. Who do you think is to blame?
Holmes. In modern terms, Woland de Mort is to blame for everything.
Snow Maiden. Oh, I'm afraid, I'm afraid!

A phonogram sounds, Woland de Mort appears.

Woland de Mort. Yes, I am terrible, I am terrible! Yes, I'm ugly like Whoopi Goldberg! Yes, I am evil incarnate! But who came up with the idea that Woland de Mort was to blame for everything? TNT? So I don't watch it at all. Only the Ex-Wives Club!
Snow Maiden. Do you remember episode 35? So terrible comes and asks ...
Watson. Respected! Why was the girl bewitched? Bring back the image! The guys are worried!
Snow Maiden. Sir Babayka! You, of course, do not care, but for normal people, winter holidays are broken!
Woland de Mort. Believe me - no, guys, I haven't read about Santa Claus, I see the Snow Maiden for the first time. And I can't swear on anything - I don't believe in anything.
Holmes. What are we to do with you?
Woland de Mort (imitating Galustyan)... Understand, forgive.
Snow Maiden. He's also a liar! He is watching Our Rush!
Woland de Mort. Well, there was a sin. Once. I confess.
Holmes. Okay boy, free.

Woland de Mort leaves.

Watson. Or maybe the Snow Maiden was not bewitched at all, and these are all the consequences of an unsuccessful plastic surgery?
Snow Maiden. What are you talking about ?!
Holmes. Who will admit it?
Watson. We urgently need to see plastic surgeons! Didn't they roll the Snow Maiden?

The phonogram of the song "They say we are byaki-buki" sounds, the plastic surgeon (girl) and intern Levin enter.

Plastic surgeon (sings)... They say we are byaki-beki
Our clinic sucks.
Give me a scalpel in hand:
The world will be saved by beauty.
Botox, gel! Our goal -
No wrinkles on the face.
There would be something and why, Watson!

Only moneybags come to us,
And the Snow Maiden has no money,
Grandfather does not have this amount -
A rhetorical answer.
Didn't drive Santa Claus
Reduce the Snow Maiden's nose,
So we have nothing to do with it, Watson!
Holmes. Who is that next to you, madam?
Surgeon. It? Didn't they know? This is intern Levin!
Levin. I'm not a doctor, I'm just learning! Let us go, please! They brought us a new drug today - we will taste it. And the Snow Maiden is not a topic at all ... a dissertation!
Surgeon. Gentlemen! Our clinic for a couple of hundred pounds sterling will remove wrinkles forever. And to you, Watson, I also guarantee free shipping home in which case ...
Holmes (after a long thought)... She calls him Victor!
Snow Maiden. Whom?
Holmes. His hahalya.
Watson. Here you are wrong, Holmes. It's just that the last two letters have fallen off from the name of the Victoria clinic.
Snow Maiden. You're a magician, Watson!
Watson. Rather, I'm a dropout Mage.
Holmes. That's right, Watson. We need a Mage-dropout! Let's go to the people!
Snow Maiden. Stop, guys! I will not go to the people! In this form? They will laugh at me!
Holmes. Then take a smoke.
Snow Maiden. Smoking is harmful to health! I'll pump the delta! (Begins to pump muscle.)

Holmes and Watson find a dropout magician with a toy dog \u200b\u200bin the hall.

Holmes. Stick, kid, is it your doing? Better to be sincere at once, and we will issue a confession!
Watson (admiringly)... Well you, Holmes, give it!
Mage-dropout. Don't hurt me, gentlemen! I'll tell you everything myself! See this little dog? This is my dog! She was alive until I decided to make a human friend out of her. But, as always, the hell happened. Imagine now what would become of the Snow Maiden?
Watson. Elephant or goat?
Mage-dropout. What am I talking about? Your Snow Maiden is not my handwriting. Let go, guys!
Watson. Go boy, go!

The half-educated magician leaves, talking to the dog.

Holmes. A pitiful, insignificant person!
Watson. The evening is already drawing near, but there is still no rest! Shouldn't we go to the gypsies?
Snow Maiden. Go without me. I am not tired!

Holmes and Watson go one way, the Snow Maiden the other. The gypsies appear.

Gypsy. What it is? What is it, I ask ?! Look at this old horse thief! They asked you to steal the gelding, but what are you? It's not even an old nag. Where did you find her? At the cemetery? Did you dig it out of the ground?
Gypsy (sings to the tune of the song "Ay")... I would like to fit you a Volga,
So that you drive it like Schumacher.
Only that "Volga" will not travel long,
And you yourself will say that I gave a blunder.
I could have bought Okushka
At worst I would have hijacked the Logan
But remember, if you're not a sucker:
Gypsies ride on "kopecks", and nothing more!

Holmes and Watson enter

Gypsy. What did they come for? "Kopeyka" is ours! Lost documents!
Holmes. Dear Romale! Admit it, which of you cursed the Snow Maiden?
Both. This is not us!
Gypsy. From this we are neither cold, nor, moreover, hot. We love the Snow Maiden terribly!
Gypsy. You know, I would, in extreme cases, take the horses away from Moroz, according to the old Roman tradition. The Snow Maiden is not our business!
Gypsy. Let me tell fortunes, iris. Gild the handle, yacht! (Sings the song "Fashion Changes Every Day.") Go to the pond, romale, there you will find the tortoise Tortilla. Malvina still lives with her.
Watson. From gypsies to girls? It is logical!
Holmes. Drop these oligarchic ways, Watson! You are not Prokhorov, and this is not Courchevel!

Gypsies, Holmes and Watson leave. Malvina brings Tortilla the Turtle, sets her down.

Malvina. Did I think that someday the theater would fall apart, the golden key would be transferred to an offshore, the troupe would move to “Sweet Life”, and I myself would find myself without a corner, without a roof and my hair would turn black from grief?
Tortilla. Don't worry, baby! It's not your fault that the current generation is on the Internet, watching only the Simpsons and Dom-2. People stopped reading books and going to the theater. Other times, others are right!

Holmes and Watson come out.

Holmes and Watson. Halloween!
Tortilla. Hello! Looking for who has bewitched the Snow Maiden? You are foreigners and do not know that in Russia, no matter what happens, Baba Yaga is to blame. Look for her!
Malvina. Once upon a time we had an artist in the theater, Babu Yaga played. So he got used to the image that, even after retiring, he did not want to change anything. Here is his address.
Holmes and Watson. Senk yu veri mach! (They leave.)
Tortilla. I heard correctly: they said "Senka, take the ball"?
Malvina. They are with joy, grandmother, that they will soon earn money for a business lunch. It's time for us to wash our hands. (They leave.)

Baba Yaga runs out from behind the curtains, followed by Holmes with a whistle and Watson. Babya Yaga runs backstage, and the detectives stop.

Holmes. Stop! I will shoot!
Watson. And you're still lying, Holmes! How to shoot? You don't even have a pistol.
Holmes. And here it is! Water! From the last New Year stayed!

Baba Yaga runs out on them and rests on Holmes's shoulder.

To stand!
Baba Yaga. I need a lawyer!
Watson. Wow, a fabulous creature, but there too!
Holmes. Answer me, citizen!
Baba Yaga. I will not say anything!
Watson. Don't break, granny! We'll hand over to the police - the fairy tale will end.
Baba Yaga. What do you need?
Holmes. Remove the damage, return the Snow Maiden to its original appearance!
Baba Yaga. And what I get for this?
Watson. The Nobel Peace Prize will probably be given.
Baba Yaga. Is there enough for a new stupa?
Holmes. And on a stupa, and on a broom, and on rhinoplasty!
Baba Yaga. Oh yeah!
Santa Claus (appearing)... Hey gay! Well, have you caught the daredevil ?!
Holmes. Take the goods, merchant!
Santa Claus. Admit it, old hag, why did you bewitched the Snow Maiden?
Baba Yaga. Why aren't you taking me with you on New Years?
Santa Claus. If this is only the case, then there is no business! You must be able to negotiate, Yagusya! Let's disenchant the Snow Maiden back!
Baba Yaga. Okay, just look away, otherwise I'm a shy girl. Eh! .. Cookies, flour, omnam style! Chufyrly-fufyrly! Disenchant, snow child!

The Snow Maiden comes out - a beautiful girl - with a song. By the end of the song, the tree lights up.

Snow Maiden. Granddad! Look! What miracles! The Christmas tree itself lit up from my song!
Santa Claus. These are not miracles, granddaughter! This New Year is coming!

The final New Year's song.

Happy New Year! With new happiness!

Scenario new Year's performance with interesting contests.

Competition program for the New Year for a friendly company

The curtain opens. "Round dance". At the final of the dance, Sergei and Galina appear in the costumes of Santa Claus and Snow Maiden, the host.

Sergey (Santa Claus): You generally understand what you are saying! I have every day scheduled not by the hour, but by ... minutes! I don't have a second for your events!

Galya (Snow Maiden): We thought it was necessary to congratulate someone here, but in fact ... Your proposal is simply indecent! You wasted our time!

Leading: My friends, calm down, listen to me to the end, and you will understand that the time you spent will pay off a hundredfold!

Sergei and Galya take off their costumes and hang them on the hangers in the foreground.

Leading: Of course, you are very busy before the New Year, there are so many orders and congratulations, but how would you react if you had helpers ...

Sergey: I.e?

Leading:In general, the situation is like this: we threw a cry - who wants to try himself in the role of Santa Claus and Snow Maiden, and ... imagine, there were those who wanted!

Galya:What do you say? They don't know what they are doing ...

Leading: Actually, they all take part in new program "People's couple", and we invited you as the main experts on this issue, as honored performers of these difficult roles. Your opinion will greatly help the artistic council to choose the best pair and correctly assess all applicants. In a word, I ask you to go into the hall and join the artistic council, which today are also far from newcomers.

Announces the composition of the Arts Council.

Leading: We wish you to work productively. Well, and the audience and fans to support the program participants as actively as possible, because you have never seen them in such a role.

Light to the center of the auditorium, where members of the artistic council sit at the tables. The Arts Council is in some way one of actors programs. They work as if online. When they speak, the light is in the center of the room, where the scene is temporarily moved. We will call them: Chairman, First, Second, as well as Sergey (Ded Moroz) and Galya (Snegurochka).

Chairman: I think we'll start with the casting. Let's see them all at once.

First: Let everyone introduce themselves and perform something ...

Galya: And I'm wondering what criterion they used to choose a pair? Well, why did this participant choose this particular partner for himself, and not another, and vice versa ...

Leading: Let's find out from themselves. So, attention, everyone ready? I invite the participants of the program "People's Couple: Santa Claus and Snegurochka" to the stage and wish them no feathers!

1st ROUND OF THE COMPETITION - CASTING

(Phonogram. Participants go on stage, wave to the audience and are located on a snow slide, which is located at the back of the stage as an element of the scenery. The casting takes place in this way: each participant in turn goes to the microphone, says his name and performs. The Arts Council comments on what is happening: thanks, invites the next one, perhaps asks some questions, but without delaying the process. You should get a "live" communication, as in a real casting)

Chairman:Thank you all, everyone is free for now. (Members go backstage)

Second: I think all the candidates are very interesting, what do you think?

Sergey:It may very well be ... Although what we saw is not yet an indicator. The hardest part begins when you start working in pairs. A good partner is like a real fighting friend

Galya: Yeah ... It will take you out of the battlefield in time ... Host: Let me interrupt you and invite spectators and fans to try pairing, by the way, you can also take part in this. Moreover, the participants will need a little time to prepare for the next stage of the competition. I need 6 people. Four of you will help me to complete the scene, giving the proper look to the main symbols of our program. And the two of you will play one well-known game, which is called "Match a pair".

The stand is lowered. The props roll out. Start assignments. The four are split into two pairs. On both sides of the stage, men and women are rolled over a mannequin and a basket with various clothes. Their task: to complete the scene with the figures of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, to the best of their imagination.

The remaining pair, having the numbers of the participants in their hands, makes up pairs of them, you can consult with the audience. All prizes for participation.

Leading: On the right - numbers from 1 to 7, which correspond to the numbers of the participants, on the left - numbers from 8 to 14, which correspond to the numbers of the participants. So, let's see how the viewers' opinion coincides with what pairs were made by the program participants themselves. This is exactly what you will see now, I advise you to mark each coincidence with loud applause! (Addressing the artistic council) Each couple has prepared a New Year's song for your court. Perhaps they are destined to become real hits on the upcoming New Years Eve!

The chairman: We will see.

First: Songs are very interesting!

2nd TOUR OF THE COMPETITION - "NEW YEAR'S SONG"

The Arts Council comments, but not “pulling the blanket”.

Leading: Dear artistic council! You have listened to 7 New Year songs. You have to evaluate them.

Sergey: Songs are, of course, good ... What about congratulations? So that at any time, in any place and fully armed?

Galya: You can't even imagine what applications sometimes come in ... Recently we went to the bathhouse ... in fur coats, can you imagine?

Sergey: Yes, here we have a list for the next 2 days: read it out?

Leading(goes into the hall and takes the list from him): Excuse me! So what do we have here? Congratulations to chickens and roosters ... original ... Congratulations in kindergarten ... well, that's understandable ... Congratulations to the signs of the Zodiac ... curious, congratulations from Akron employees ... very relevant ... Congratulations in the army. .. this is serious, congratulations to new Russians and amateur gardeners ... Yes, a set, however ... That's what, let's offer this entire list to our participants and see what happens!

The Arts Council agrees.

3rd TOUR OF THE COMPETITION - "CONGRATULATIONS"

Leading: What do you say, dear members of the artistic council?

Everyone or someone selectively answers. They comment, express their opinion.

Host: And I need to tell you and our dear viewers that the newly-made couples have to show themselves in the last test, which we called the "New Year's Dance Floor". Each couple prepared a dance piece from Santa Claus and Snegurochka, whose image they created. This dance reflects rather the New Year's mood of the participants, it is their joke, a kind of fantasy on the topic, a gift to us - the audience. However, what I am explaining - see for yourself!

4th TOUR OF THE COMPETITION - "NEW YEAR'S DANCE FLOOR"

Several concert numbers, while the artistic council sums up the results.

Phonogram.

Leading: Ded Moroz and Snegurochka! (Further invites participants, calling them by name)

Leading (addressing the audience): Tell me, please, what, in your opinion, is missing for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden to logically, so to speak, complete the New Year's composition? (Variants from the audience) That's right - Christmas trees. Let's ask Santa Clauses and Snow Maidens to get themselves a Christmas tree, at least, especially since here, on the stage, they just grow in a suitable amount.

The participants "collect" the trees. All program participants will be presented with a Christmas tree, artificial, of course. Up to this point, the trees just stand on the stage as a stage decoration.

The Arts Council enters the stage in full complement... Announcement of the results. Each member of the artistic council presents a symbolic souvenir to each couple, except for the winners. Something good says about each pair.

Special prize for the winning couple.

 

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