Good positive statuses. Statuses about a good mood. Funny statuses here

The best decoration of life is a great mood.

Carefully! I radiate positive vibrations!

Optimism is like electricity: all the minuses are in the past, the pluses are in the future, and in the present there is a joyful tension.

The mood is excellent, the joy is boundless! I charge everyone with my positive!

Great mood, this is when the phrase comes to mind - Life is wonderful!

And those who do not see that Life is Beautiful, just need to jump higher!

Those who supported me when I fell, now hold on - we are taking off!

The mood is excellent. The flight is normal. No precipitation is expected.

Weather forecast for tomorrow - they promise the wind from the side of luck, and precipitation in the form of happiness!

It's so nice to wake up in the morning, hear the birds singing outside the window. And in the window to smile in the spring, filling your home with happiness.

If the sun did not rise in the morning, it means that the sun today is you! Come and shine!

Everything will be fine! Sorry and don't be sad! Grievances are evil, they are hard to bear! Everything will be fine!

Don't be afraid, I'm with you! (Signed: God)

A smile will wake up the soul, more often Happiness will visit the heart.

And success came to me, the mood is the best! And all that I want from life I will get!

Always, everywhere and everywhere - I want, I can and I will!

I will put on a T-shirt of cheerfulness and shorts of good luck, I will go and have fun - greet me with good luck!

Things are good. The earth turns. Friends are calling. And there is someone you want to think about!

Great mood, faith in yourself and your success, smile, friendship, love - what you need now!

Nobody owes you anything. Do you want a holiday? Come up with it!

Think only the best, work only for the best, and expect only the best!

And happy is the one who at dawn managed to realize one day that he was alive and well, that the sun was shining!

Be a woman: delightfully wrong for those around you and confidently happy for yourself!

When life gives hundreds of reasons to cry Show her that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

We are not chasing glory - we are waiting for it in ambush.

Give every day a chance to become the most wonderful in your life!

I do not have excess weight... These are additional places for kissing and cuddling!

And my hair is orange, I look forward to happiness with it at the beginning of summer!

There is light in my eyes. There is abundance in my mind. My life is a holiday. My heart is love!

Wish! And everything will work out. Dream! And it will come true.

Waking up in the morning, do not be lazy! Give yourself a beautiful compliment, and you will bloom in a moment!

Let sorrows be forgotten in autumn, let us leave the past in winter, spring blooms in our souls, and summer mood!

Happiness is the ability not to spoil your mood and not let others do it.

I wish you positive, meetings, communication, creativity! In general, they understood me. Have a great day!

I have a unique talent - no matter how good everything is, I manage to do it even better!

If life is not happy, then please it. Do you want a change in fate? So start from the inside.

We look for magic and beauty in things, while magic and beauty are in ourselves!

It is impossible to escape from the sun if it is inside.

Our destinies depend on ourselves; by changes in ourselves, we change the rest.

Always listen to yourself - a good person will not wish bad things!

Look into your hearts! What beautiful flowers of Love, Light and Harmony bloom in them!

In every winter heart there is a fluttering spring, and behind the cover of every night is a smiling dawn.

Believe me, all troubles will go away! Misfortunes get tired too, and tomorrow will be a happy day!

Nothing happens in vain in this world! A place for the best is being made free!

Seeing the goal, not the obstacles, we will get where we need to!

I don't allow myself too much. Maybe you just deny yourself too much? ..

Becoming happy is the most important decision I have made in my life!

Yes, I have many flaws. Forgive me ideal people!

Rather, take a ray of sunny happiness as a gift!

You noticed - you can change the world: you are sad - and the world is gloomy, smiled - and the world shone.

Since the mood is always different, then let it alternate - good with beautiful!

The mood is excellent, it even goes off scale!

The mood is excellent - usual in the spring!

I love spring for its excellent mood, charge of emotions, new love, tenderness, flowers, bright colors.

Spring is always new life, rebirth, youth and good mood.

In the spring there is a lot of energy, I want something big and bright, so why not start today? ..

Everyone is doing well today! And everyone has everything: it turns out, it is, it converges, it sticks!

It is for good man! For you! I know, you read, you understand that you are smiling about you!

The events of your life directly depend on your mood.

The colors of life are in your hands - choose positive tones!

Live, love, openly and passionately. Do not rush to be sad - life is so beautiful!

Let the words of love, attention, kindness fly from your lips like flowers!

Let your gaze, like the distant brilliance of the planets, carry an inextinguishable light!

Let your hands be like two wings, open for affection and warmth!

A selection of the most positive statuses that carry not only deep meaning, but also evoke good positive emotions in people. By posting good statuses in your profile, you strive to emphasize to others your best qualities and show yourself to users social networks from the most positive side.

Enjoy life. Laugh with happiness. Do not hide smiles - in spite of all misfortunes. Live, love, madly and passionately. Do not rush to be sad - life is so beautiful !!!

There will be a new dawn, there will be many victories! And never believe that there is no way out!

If you want life to smile at you, first smile at life yourself.

And from problems I will knit a rug ... And I will wipe my feet.

Positive statuses with deep meaning

Every person has a sun. Just let it shine.

Kindness cannot be given forever - it will definitely come back.

Good intentions are nothing if they are not translated into good deeds.

The soul of every person rejoices when he does good to another.

Good is freedom. Whether it is for freedom or freedom is the difference between good and evil.

It is impossible to do a good deed too early, because it is impossible to know when it will be too late.

Short beautiful statuses about kindness

Do good. It will be needed in the future.

Kindness is what a deaf person can hear and a blind person can see.

Hurry to do good, my friend,
And for friends and girlfriends.

Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most.

Kindness comes from kindness.

The one who does good to a friend is doing good to himself.

How much kindness is in a person, so much life is in him.

Goodness multiplies when you share it.

Kind funny statuses

No matter how serious life is, you always need a person with whom you can fool around ..

Whoever is afraid of what will happen to him.
Now I am very afraid to get rich and lose weight.

- Why are good people often fat, and evil skinny? - Because anger smothers, but bursting with joy.

The rainbow is visible only to those who want to see it! For the rest - a zebra at the crosswalk !!!

There is no love without pain - said the hare and hugged the hedgehog tightly.

Do not wait for happiness to come ... Step into it yourself !!!

To live and rejoice you need only two things: firstly - to live, secondly - to rejoice ...

Something funny positive mood, love, positive, cool mood for a VKontakte girl - everything is here!

Find something to believe in and get up in the morning with a smile.

Enjoy life. Laugh with happiness. Don't hide your smiles. in spite of all the misfortunes. Live, love, madly and passionately. Do not rush to be sad because life is so beautiful !!!

A completely uneducated person can rob a boxcar, while a university graduate can steal a railroad.

I won’t wonder what I’ll find in my life. I do not know what awaits and should not! I live as I want - I smile, I am sad. I have what I have - and I am glad!

If you're on a diet remember Golden Rule: “If you want to eat, eat an apple. If you don't want an apple, you don't want to eat. "

I wish you all have fun this summer! With smiles, laughter, friends and a loved one!

I got sick with a good mood ... I won't take sick leave! Let people get infected.

Well, it's just a sin to open yogurt and not lick the foil

I now know where the Sun lives! In my heart

A real gentleman will always give a lady a place in a minibus, so that later all the way to stare from above at her neckline.

I loved only one man, the one who answered the question: "Do you love me?" answered: "Of course, docha." I still love and will love.

The happiest woman is the one who has two names: the first is her beloved! And the second is mom!

Well, why are you depressed? More optimism: someday bad luck will end, you are not immortal.

If the caterpillar held on to the past, it would never become a butterfly.

I drink coffee tea, tea coffee, milk juice, milk tea, coffee juice, milk water, and all because the mug needs to be washed at least periodically

I love three people: myself, me and that handsome man in the mirror.

So what if the wind is in your head! But thoughts are always fresh.

She slept in a ball under a blanket, and sometimes did not sleep at all, but every day, in spite of rains and troubles, she was naturally cheerful.

In order to test the new washing powder, we arrived at Kindergarten and asked the children to get dirty. It was already 21 gardens where we had fun with children and left.

What a wonderful day, what a wonderful stump, what a wonderful I, and my song.

Don't say the world is sad. Don't say it's hard to live. Be able to amid the ruins of life. Laugh, believe and love!

Try at least once in your life to do what you want. Despite the "but" and "what if." Without thinking, who will think and say what. This is your life.

Only when I became the father of three children, I realized that the Soviet cartoon about monkeys is not at all funny!

And on the weekend, you can dream about how you will dream on vacation.

When a woman enters the house, it becomes light, when a man enters, it becomes warm, and when a child is, it becomes joyful. So may there always be Light, Warmth and Joy in our homes

Taught the parrot to say "Thank you." He was grateful.

I went for bright colors to paint myself a new life

Don't put yesterday's sorrowful memories into your morning coffee. Add sugar to today's joyful hopes!

Your efforts are not in vain. Wait a little - they'll be justified

How I love to wake up to your call!

I always have everything in chocolate. Just for the moment, HE IS BITTER.

I AM? Will I suffer? Oh, I beg you, I can only suffer from bullshit

She scolded her cockroaches, put them on the shelves in my head, forbade them to change places. Quiet - do not bother, in a whisper discussing what a bitch I am.

Let only chocolate be bitter!

Finally, I figured out the coffee: if good freshly roasted, ground and brewed coffee, then OH, if instant, then IT.

Vacation is good only when there is something to be bored after at work.

Always expect the best - for you always get exactly what you expect.

I love my grandmother - for her I am always thin!

Over the past year, Stas Mikhailov earned $ 20,000,000. Only Sergei Mavrodi took more from older women.

Tomorrow, the one who reads this status will find his happiness.

Yesterday I went to bed at 21: 30. From such happiness I could not fall asleep right up to 3 o'clock.

I will do everything to do it!

I go forward through life boldly, I thank good luck, and leaving a mark in my story, I say thank you to you.

I just forget everything that happened before, all those people who made me cry and say thank you to those who make me laugh.

“It's time for you to go on vacation” is also a kind of diagnosis.

I see my sister, five years old, is typing something into Google. I went up and read: "How to quit kindergarten?"

Today the sun went down late, it was bright and energetic for a very long time. First day of vacation. How many days like that are left for me, is it important now? After all, the sun has gone down, and the coolness of the night draws you to walk and have fun! After all, the most important thing in rest is not to think about anything but vacation!

“You still don’t believe me ?! Then I'm coming to you! " - my boss told me and hung up. Apparently my vacation has really passed.

I don’t know about the others ?! And I completely trust my wife! We have been living together for the sixth year, and I have not lost anything yet!

Women are never as powerful as they are after defeat.

Stress is when you wake up and realize that you have not yet fallen asleep!

My children will have all the delights of life: belt, corner and cookies.

I have the most important task in the house - I make sure that the candy does not go bad!

To avoid awkward pauses in conversation, just start dancing to imaginary music. Being a psycho is better than being boring

It's so nice when there are moments in your memory, remembering which a smile appears on your face.

The inscription on the fence: "Beware, the dog is not angry, but the nerves are not in order!"

The length of the minute depends on which side of the toilet door you are on.

Darling, did you marry me for love?
- No, for fun.

If you watch Jackie Chan's films in rewind, you get a movie about a man who picks up furniture with his feet in a fight.

“Nice vacation - good job»- the promise of employees, which is fulfilled during the first two hours after a good rest.

The whole world is in your hands.

I have a picture of him on my phone. And when I "accidentally" open it, such a sweet smile and a desire to kiss the display appear on my face

Beauty is a woman's wealth. Wealth is the beauty of a man.

Well, what flaws can I have? I've got enough!

Dear VODKA! You promised that I would be beautiful, sexy and I could dance like a goddess. So, I watched the video. Need to talk.

Angelic Morning, Paradise mood, Divine love, Heavenly successful day, Smiles brighter than the stars !!!

I was told yesterday that I live in fantasies. I almost fell off the dragon.

Looking for a sacrifice for a serious relationship

Anything that doesn't kill us, we don't buy anymore

A smile is my face. Laughter is my character. Joy is my life.

Exercise is a small problem recycling plant.

Nothing highlights your chest like a one-shoulder bag.

Call me whatever you want, just be sure to add "mine" at the end.

If they dig a hole for you, don't bother. Finish - make yourself a pool.

“Born to crawl - will not fly,” - have you heard? Now remember that the caterpillar is created first, and only then the butterfly is obtained.

All of a sudden, only three things happen: pregnancy, morning and the end of the vacation. Everything happened at the same time for me and time stopped.

If my boyfriend leaves for another, I don't regret him. Since childhood, my mother taught me to give old toys to those who are less fortunate!

Look for the positive in life, know how to rejoice in happiness, then all bets, overlapping, fall cards of the desired suit!

How am I doing, you ask? My answer is that as usual. I live like a fairy tale, gentlemen: That is good, then everything is fine!

Not so long ago World Organization Health has officially recognized love as a disease. So I didn't think I would say this, but I am sick and wish you the same!

Former! I remember you. But with a smile!

Good things happen when you are a good person with good intentions.

If in the morning you are not hugging a pillow. And there is someone to wish for pleasant dreams for the night. And you brew two mugs of coffee in the morning - You have found everything in life, you just have to not lose!

Calm, only calm! Alcohol is still there, the girls have not gone anywhere, it is still morning and there are five days left before the end of the vacation!

And so you want your beloved to walk along the puddles next to you. Just kiss her cheeks smeared with dripping mascara. Remove wet strands from her face. Hold her hand.

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