Scenario for a man's 75th birthday at home. Scenario of the jubilee of an elderly man (grandfather). Congratulations on the round date

In order for the guests to have fun on the anniversary, it is imperative to hold several contests or games, in which, as a rule, guests willingly participate. I would like to offer you some fun contests and games.

Competition "Screen tests"
The required participation in the competition is at least 2-3 people, more is possible then the competition must be held in several stages. Having called 3 people, you explain to them that now you will be casting for participation in a particular role, leave one, and send the others to another room so that they cannot see the performance of the first participant. Then, choosing one of the roles, propose to play one short episode from this role to all the participants in turn, after the performance of all the participants, the jury sums up who played the best. The next 3 participants offer another role, etc.
List of roles to choose from:
1. To depict Winnie the Pooh stuck at the exit from the hole of the Rabbit.
2. Depict Piglet running under an umbrella in front of a tree on which Winnie the Pooh climbs to the bees.
3. To portray Ivan Vasilyevich stuck in an elevator (film "Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession)
4. To portray a dentist (Etush) when he complains to a shepherd dog that he was stolen (film "Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession)
5. To portray a housewife in the bathroom when she calls about a ghost (m / f "Kid and Carlson")
6. To portray a drunken jailer, when he sees a drunken head of the prison portrays a sober one (film "The Bat)
7. To depict Ippolon, washing in the bathroom in a coat (k / f "irony of fate or with light steam")
8. To depict Aunt Praskovya (I. Churikova) when she begins to explain to Krolikov how many there are: "Forgive me, the old fool ... As I remember now, Ivan Izrailivech was crushed by the piano, ... and you all lie there asking for a tit ... ( film "Shirley-myrli")
The presenter can help the participants with suggestive phrases from the role. You can come up with other fun roles. The most important thing is that this competition can be held several times in the same company, changing roles.
In fact, when the guests are already under a degree, it turns out to be a lot of fun.

STREAM
A wallpaper track is placed on the floor. Women are encouraged to spread their legs wide and walk along the "stream" without getting their feet wet. (women are desirable to invite those in skirts). After the first attempt, it is proposed to repeat the "walk along the stream", but already with a blindfold. All other future participants in the game should not see how it is being played. Having passed the brook with her eyes blindfolded, and at the end of the way, having removed the blindfold from her eyes, the woman discovers that a man is lying on the stream, face up (the man lies on the wallpaper after the task has been completed, but the blindfold has not yet been removed from the participant's eyes). The woman is embarrassed. The second contestant is invited, and when everything is repeated again, the first contestant laughs heartily. And then the third, fourth ... Everyone has fun!

CLOTHING LADY
Every lady keeps in right hand twisted into a ball of tape. The man takes the tip of the ribbon with his lips and, without touching his hands, wraps the ribbon around the lady. The winner is the one who has the best outfit, or the one who completes the task faster.

KISSERS
The presenter calls two men and two women into the game. How best to distribute pairs of players - according to belonging to the same gender or the opposite, it is up to you. Then, having blindfolded two participants, the presenter asks them questions, pointing to whoever he wants. "Tell me, where are we going to kiss? Here?" And shows, for example, on the cheek (you can ears, lips, eyes, hands, etc.). The facilitator asks questions until the blindfolded participant says "Yes". Then the presenter asks: "How many times? So many?" And he shows on his fingers - how many times, each time changing the combination, until the player says "Yes". Well, and then, having untied the eyes of the participant, he is forced to do what he agreed to - for example, kiss the knee of a man eight times.

PAPER DRESS
Two (or more) pairs are called. After an introductory conversation about fashion and fashion designers, each "tailor" is given ... a roll of toilet paper, from which he needs to make a dress for his "model". (Dress should only be made of paper. Tears, knots are allowed, but clips, pins and other foreign objects are prohibited). For some time (10-15-30 minutes) the couples are removed, after which the model returns in a new "outfit". Appreciating appearance dresses, the jury invites couples to dance. How slowly and gracefully such a fragile work of a "tailor" falls apart! This is a must see, which is what I wish for everyone!

EXTRASENS
Put a few peas or large beads on a chair, cover them with a handkerchief, the players take turns sitting on a chair and guess how many beads there are, the results are recorded. The most accurate result is the winner

THE THREATEN ROAD
The host invites three married couples. Men stand 3-4 meters from their wives. The presenter opens 3 bottles of vodka or wine and puts them in the way of each man. After that, each man is blindfolded, turned several times around him, put face to his wife and asked to reach her and hug. When the men are already blindfolded, the host quickly removes the bottles and swaps their wives. Viewers are asked to remain silent.

WRITING
The presenter distributes to everyone on a blank sheet of paper and on a pen (pencil, felt-tip pen, etc.). After that, the creation of essays begins. The moderator asks the first question: "Who?" The players write the answer to it in their sheets (the options may be different, who will come up with something). Then they fold the sheet in such a way that the inscription is not visible and pass the sheet to the neighbor on the right. The facilitator asks a second question, for example, "Where?" The players write an answer to it again and fold the sheet again in the above way, and again pass the sheet. This is repeated as many times as necessary until the presenter runs out of imagination for questions. The point of the game is that each player, answering the last question, does not see the results of the previous answers. After the end of the questions, the sheets are collected by the presenter, unfold, and the resulting essays are read out. It turns out very funny stories, and with the most unexpected characters (from all kinds of animals to close friends) and plot twists. The main thing for the facilitator is to choose a sequence of questions successfully so that the resulting story is coherent.

HUNGRY BANKER
Pairs of participants are called. Plates are placed in front of them and teaspoons are given to each. Small money (coins) are poured onto the plates. The task of the participants is to catch (pick up) with a spoon, without helping with the hand, as many coins as possible. It is not so easy to do this on a flat plate. The one who has more coins wins.

FUNCTIONS
Couples participate in the competition. Men are given banknotes (candy wrappers can be used), an equal amount. Their task is to hide their stash. Then the women are blindfolded and their goal is to find these stashes. The winner among women is the one who is the first to find all the stash. Among men, the winner is the one who has not found the stash.

MPS (my right neighbor)
The game can be played in any company and in any condition - the quality will not suffer in any way. The only condition is to play once with the same squad. You can only repeat it if a newcomer joins the company. The more people gather, the more more interesting game... To begin with, two presenters and one “victim” are selected. One facilitator explains the rules of the game to the “victim”, and the other to everyone else. The “victim” will have to guess the supposedly hidden person from the rest of the company of the players, asking questions that can only be answered “yes” or “no”. The bottom line is that, in fact, no one makes any guesswork, and the players answering in turn are guided by the "signs" of their neighbor on the right. The confusion of the "victim", who receives sometimes rather contradictory answers to his questions, is guaranteed to cheer up. The ultimate task of the "victim" is to understand the laws of the game. You can add some variety to the game by changing the patterns. For example, responding players will describe the person sitting opposite, or through two or three people.

FANTS
Our grandmothers and grandfathers also played this game with enthusiasm. It attracts with its simplicity, accessibility for everyone and the ability to vary if necessary. In order to start the game, one thing is collected from all those present. It is desirable that they be approximately the same plan, otherwise it will be easy to figure out the owner of this or that item and guess a fant for it. All things are put into a hat or box and mixed thoroughly. One of the players is blindfolded, he takes turns taking objects out of the box and names the tasks that the owner of this or that thing must complete. What tasks can be depends only on your imagination.

YOUR INITIALS
One of the players (the presenter) asks the participants questions that do not require a “yes” or “no” answer. The players' task is to answer the question with a two-word phrase that begins with each participant's own initials (the first letters of the first and last name). Each player has 3 seconds to think. If a player does not have time to answer or answers incorrectly, he is eliminated from the game. Questions can be: "What movies do you like?", "What music do you listen to?", "Where were you last night?", "What is your favorite dish?" It is desirable, of course, that the answers are as believable as possible. The last player is the winner.

NEWTON'S LAW
To play you will need two bottles and 20 peas (you can take pills). Two bottles are placed in front of two players, each is given 10 peas. The task - at the signal of the presenter, without bending (arms at chest level), lower peas from above into the bottle. The winner is the participant who threw more peas into the bottle. Each of the guests present is invited to remember and write down a few lines from the six most beloved songs. After the guests fulfill the condition, they are offered a clue:
1. First song - feelings after the first kiss.
2. The second - memories after the first wedding night.
3. The third is a honeymoon reminder.
4. Fourth - a year after the wedding.
5. Fifth - what I think about today, when today we are together.
6. Sixth - the morning after the golden wedding.

MAFIOSI
The participants are dealt cards: the one who has the ace of spades is the Mafiosi, who has the ace of hearts, the Sheriff, the rest of the civilians. Everyone sits in a circle, The task of the Mafiosi is to wink at someone imperceptibly, which means that he killed this person. The one to whom they winked, a peaceful inhabitant waits a little, then throws a card and leans back like killed. The Sheriff's task is to notice who is blinking, to calculate the mafia and show him his map. It's funny when the mafioso starts blinking at the Sheriff.

CAPTURE A KILLER
Several people are called to the stage. They attach inscriptions to their backs so that no one can see their inscription. The inscriptions are as follows:
Boss
Bodyguard
Killer
Sheriff
passer-by (maybe several)
The killer's task is to kill the boss, the bodyguard's task is to protect the boss, the Sheriff's task is to catch the killer. They are given some time no more than half a minute to spin, then they get up at different ends and, upon a signal, must fulfill their roles. But since they do not know what role they have got and it must be calculated, it turns out funny.

GUESS WHO IS DRINKING VODKA
All participants are given glasses containing 50 grams of light liquid. And everyone is told that there is water in all glasses, but only one has vodka. Everyone should drink the contents through a straw. The task of the one who has vodka does not give it away, and those who have water to guess who has vodka. You can place bets. When all the bets are made and the contents are drunk, the host announces that this is a rally and in fact there was vodka in all the glasses.

FUN GAME "SPEED EATING SALAD"
You will need some salad plates, forks, and a blindfold. Usually only men want to take part in this game. Several people are invited to play this game. If you are not sitting at the table, then you need to seat the participants at it. Plates with their favorite salad are placed in front of them, the participants are blindfolded. As soon as the participants' eyes are blindfolded, plates of salad are exchanged for plates of salted water or broth. The command sounds to start, and unsuspecting players diligently scoop the water out of the plates with forks and wonder why not a piece of salad gets into the plate, although they seem to fall on the plate - the fork is salty! There are no losers in this competition, so all the winners will receive a plate of their favorite salad as a prize!

COMPETITION "KIT"
All stand in a circle and join hands. It is desirable that there are no beating, sharp, etc. nearby. items. The host of the competition speaks in the ear of each player the names of two animals. And he explains the meaning of the game: when he names an animal, then the person who was told this animal in his ear should sit down sharply, and his neighbors on the right and left, on the contrary, when they feel that their neighbor is squatting, should not allow this, supporting the neighbor under the arms. All this is desirable to do at a fairly fast pace, without giving a break. The joke lies in the fact that the second animal, which the presenter speaks to the players in the ear, is the same for all - "KIT". And when, after a minute or two after the start of the game, the presenter suddenly says: "Whale", then everyone must inevitably sit down sharply, which leads to prolonged wallowing on the floor. You don't even need to drink beforehand.

COMPETITION "RODDOM"
Two people are playing. One is a wife who has just given birth, and the other is her faithful husband. The task of the husband is to ask everything about the child in as much detail as possible, and the task of the wife is to explain all this to her husband in signs, since the thick double-glazed windows of the hospital ward keep sound out. See what gestures your wife will make! The main thing is unexpected and varied questions.

COMPETITION "ASSOCIATIONS"
Everyone sits in a circle, and someone says any word in the ear of his neighbor, he must instantly say in the ear of the next one his first association with this word, the second - to the third, etc. until the word goes back to the first. If from a harmless "chandelier" you got a "gangbang" - consider that the competition was a success.

COMPETITION "IN MY PANTS ..."
For the competition, you need to prepare materials in advance. From newspapers, books, etc., short headings are cut, even if they are not funny - it will be funny later. The most important thing is more. It all adds up to paper envelope glued like pants. Participants sit in a circle, and then draw out the prepared clippings and with the words "In my pants -" read what is written on a piece of paper. You should get something like "in my pants ... - the collective farmers have harvested a large harvest of cucumbers." And so on in a circle until the paper runs out.

COMPETITION "CLICKED ON THE FIR-TREE FOR DIED, AND IT'S FILLED WITH WATERMELS ..."
All participants will be given blank sheets of paper, where they will write their "masterpieces", and pens. Participants write the names of their heroes, fold the sheet so that it is not visible. And then they pass the sheet to a neighbor. Then they write answers to questions like "where did the hero go, what happened to him, etc." You can think of a lot of questions, if only there was enough paper. After each written answer, the sheet is folded and passed to a neighbor. You should get something like "little red riding hood climbed onto the Christmas tree for dill, but it was filled with watermelons." I am sure that reading these "masterpieces" will cause you a storm of cheerful emotions.

COMPETITION "THICK LONG HELP"
Two people are playing. Each is given an equal number of caramels. More is desirable. The first player puts the sweater in his mouth and says the following words: "Thick-cheeked lip slap". The second player does the same. And so in turn. The winner of the competition is the one who was the last to say the cherished phrase.

COMPETITION "KOLOBOK"
Participants sit in several lines on chairs. each line gets a role: grandfather, grandmother, wolf, etc., plus each of the participants is a "kolobok". The presenter tells a fairy tale, and the participants, having heard their role, should run around the chair. Everyone runs around when they hear the "kolobok". You need to tell impromptu, often repeating the roles, for example: "Grandma baked, although what kind of grandmother she is, not a grandmother, but a young grandmother, a kolobok, a kolobok ...". The competition ends when everyone gets tired of running.

COMPETITION "12 NOTES"
old fun competition, but adults also play it cheerfully :) Take 12 pieces of paper, on each of which it is written where the next one is. Then almost all the notes are hidden in different places, and one is given into the hands of the players. Their task is to find and collect all the notes. It's good to play this game on a birthday, when the last one says where the gift itself is hidden.

Anniversary - always an important event In human life. This is a great occasion to gather family and friends at one table, to see all your friends and colleagues, acquaintances and partners. In a word - to arrange a holiday for loved ones and dear people, but first of all - for yourself. For this event to be remembered for sure, it is necessary to prepare for it in a certain way. To do this, you can create a small script: "Anniversary - 75 years for a man!"

To decorate the premises, use Balloons red and Let them be linked by color and filled with helium. It would be nice to have large numbers with the anniversary date on the wall.

In a 75-year-old man, it is important to introduce musical accompaniment, consisting of compositions by performers close in age to the birthday man. Let it be, for example, Adriano Celentano, the Beatles.

An obligatory attribute should be a large table with comfortable chairs, a variant of several small tables for 6 people is possible. Let the leader be one of the friends or girlfriends of the hero of the day.

Congratulations

Indispensable congratulatory speeches included in the script: "Anniversary - 75 years for a man!" there will be congratulations to the children and grandchildren of the birthday man. Approximately they should carry the following meaning: “We have always been proud of our father and grandfather. We admired his strength and determination, rigor and ability to work. Only thanks to him we were able to achieve everything that we have now. Thank you for your tireless support and heartfelt understanding! We wish you with all our heart to live even more of what you have lived! I wish you good health, joy from your children and grandchildren! 75 is not a sunset at all, this is just the evening time of life, when only the most interesting begins! Happy anniversary, you, our dear man! "

And, of course, this is the best moment to present a gift.

Scenario: "75 years old man", will contain congratulations from friends of youth and colleagues. From everyone who came with joy to congratulate the hero of the day. The host, in turn, of course, can create a festive atmosphere as if in passing, unobtrusively: “Today we can plunge into the past! Let's forget about numbers and time and go to the unforgettable 60s that remain in our memory. Let's remember what we always keep with warmth and love! " Let the calm melodic music begin to sound.

And so the guests gradually sit down at the table.
Scenario: "Anniversary - 75 years for a man!" should have a corresponding menu.

For starters: vegetable salads, steamed vegetable stew, Caesar and Mimosa salads, cold cuts.

For hot: boiled potatoes or mashed potatoes, steaks or with a creamy or mushroom sauce.

Let the dessert delight you with large decorated with bright flowers from cream and the number - 75.

Let there be white and red wine in the assortment of drinks. For dessert: tea and coffee, fruit drink and lemonade.

Toast "To our victories!" you can smoothly sum up the scenario "Anniversary - 75 years for a man!" to completion:
“It is customary to compare each anniversary with a certain milestone in life. You already have many frontiers behind you. Each milestone is a certain victory, the conclusion of a stage. Let's raise a glass to all your victories! "

75 years is a figure that can be rightfully proud of. And this is a worthy occasion for organizing the anniversary. The bulk of the preparation falls on the shoulders of the children and grandchildren. And the hero of the occasion enjoys a well-deserved right only to express his wishes and make a list of guests. The rest is the concern of grateful descendants.

Choosing a venue for the holiday

A solid date presupposes a solid holiday, and a script should be drawn up in this vein. The anniversary (a man or a woman turned 75 years old - it doesn't matter) should be held in a spacious, ventilated area, preferably with an open terrace or other free exit to the street. Most likely, most of the guests will be young mainly at heart, so you need to make sure that everyone is comfortable and you can go out to get some fresh air at any time. The treat should not be too heavy on the stomach. It is better to choose the time of the banquet in the afternoon, but not late in the evening: older people get tired of a large number of people, noise, conversations, many go to bed quite early.

The program of the event

The scenario of the anniversary (for a man of 75 years old) must be drawn up in advance so that there are no overlaps during the holiday. It should include an opening eulogy, giving the floor to guests, and your own toasts, contests, and games. It is important not to overdo it and observe the measure.

The script "Jubilee: 75 Years of a Man", as a rule, also includes dances, so you need to take care of the musical accompaniment in advance. Just in case, let's clarify that the music should be fun, but not new. It is better to try another time to introduce your grandparents to the youth culture. Now the melodies and rhythms of the domestic and foreign stage of the 70-80s are more suitable. And do not think that the "old people" will sit quietly and sigh about the departed youth. Our dear pensioners can easily plug the youth into their belts in terms of dances and songs. Yes, drinking songs must also be included in the script. The jubilee (75 years old for a man) will be boring and semi-official without the drawn-out songs loved by our people, which are usually sung at the table. In this part of the program, one thing is required of you - not to interfere. The repertoire will be compiled spontaneously and to everyone's pleasure. Musical accompaniment in such cases is completely optional, so just sit quietly, listen and sing along with the others.

A smile prolongs life

What other qualities should good script? Anniversary (75 years for a man or 50 - it doesn't matter) should be solid, but fun. The task is not easy, but doable. Let the solidity be shown in the choice of the venue and in the formation of the menu, but the fun must be included in the program so that the hero of the day and his guests do not get bored at the banquet. To do this, you can use the efforts of children and grandchildren to arrange a wall poster with photographs of a "newborn" in the bosom of the family with comic signatures. It will be good to prepare a film from the records of the family video archive or simply demonstrate a slideshow of pictures of the hero of the day at different periods of his life with music superimposed on the image. It will be nice to play something.

One of the games that can be included in the scenario "75 years old man, husband and father" is called "Decoder". It is carried out as follows: each guest pulls out a piece of paper with one of the well-known abbreviations (housing and communal services, HOA, BAM, VAZ, permanent residence, and so on) and deciphers it with a phrase referring to "newborn". For example: Permanent residence - Beautiful Young Desirable, Homeowners' association - Women are melting today or So Ridiculously Squinting and so on. In conclusion, I would like to say that if you approach the organization of the holiday with a soul and are sincere, then everything will go as well as possible.

How to make sure that the guests at the anniversary do not clump together according to their interests, and do not forget where they are. How to fill the anniversary with dynamics, how to intrigue and surprise guests? Spend cool contests for the anniversary.

Competition "To the touch".
8-10 small objects are folded into a dark bag made of material: scissors, a bottle cork, a fountain pen, a button, a spoon, threads, a thimble, a knife from a meat grinder, etc. It is necessary to guess by touch what lies there. The fabric should not be too coarse or too thin.

Contest "Couples in reverse".
Two or three pairs are tied back to back (legs and arms are free). These couples must dance the waltz, tango, lady and run 10 meters back and forth like Siamese licks.

Competition "Whose ball is bigger".
The competition is simple: the participants receive a balloon and, on command, begin to inflate. Whose balloon bursts, he is eliminated. The winner is the one with the largest ball in terms of volume.

Competition "Match-spear".
Draw a line on the floor with chalk and, without crossing it, throw an ordinary match at a distance like a spear. The winner can be determined by three throws.

Competition "Dancers".
Conduct a dance competition with objects to the melodies of "Yablochko", "Kazachok", "Kalinka", etc.
Let the participants dance: 1) with an apple (ball, ball); 2) with chairs and stools; 3) with a glass of wine

Competition "Ode to the birthday man".
This is the familiar game "Burime", when ready-made rhymes are offered, and you need to compose a verse based on them. "Ode to the birthday man" can be composed of the following rhymes:

Anniversary,
- fire,
- gift,
- schoolboy,
- painter,
- hit,
- case,
- radar.

Prize for the winner: a bottle of champagne and the "Best Poet" medal

Chastooshka competition.

The contest of funny mischievous ditties is one of the most memorable moments of the anniversary, especially if your company has an accordion player. For the competition to be held in an organized way, the presenter lets a special stick in a circle, which the guests pass to each other to the music. As soon as the music dies down, a member of the company who has a stick in his hands sings a ditty. If you know that guests practically do not know ditties, you can write texts on cards and distribute them to the invitees in advance.
Winner: the guest whose ditty caused the biggest burst of laughter
Prize for the winner: Medal "The Happiest Guest" and the kiss of the birthday boy

Dance competition.
The presenter seats the contestants on chairs so that they can be clearly seen by all guests, then turns on the recording. Familiar dance melodies are heard - waltz, gypsy, tango, notch, Russian, twist, shake, rock and roll, lezginka, etc., 15-20 seconds each. Guests show their art without getting up from their chairs. The audience's applause is a reward for the participants of the dance competition, and the most temperamental one gets the "Best Dancer" medal and a gift - the hug of the hero of the day.
Winner: guest who received big applause from the audience
Prize for the winner: medal "Best Dancer" and the hug of the hero of the day

Competition "Portrait of the Hero of the Day"
The host invites all guests to find out how the birthday man's wife really represents him. To do this, she is blindfolded, and she draws "Portrait of the Hero of the Day" on a large sheet of paper. The presenter demonstrates it to all guests and gives it to the hero of the occasion as a keepsake. The wife is awarded the "Most Attentive Wife" medal to applause.

Contest "Attentive Anniversary"
The presenter suggests checking how attentive the hero of the day is. To do this, invite several women. The birthday boy must, blindfolded, stroking the woman's hand, determine the hand of his wife. To prevent the hero of the day from getting into an awkward position, after he was blindfolded, the presenter replaces the women invited to participate in the competition for men. Hope that woman's hand the hero of the day will be able to distinguish from the man's. The host presents the medal "The Most Attentive Husband" to the hero of the occasion for participation in the competition.

Competition "The Warmest Heart"
All participants are given the same piece of ice that needs to be melted. You can do it with your hands, you can rub it on your chest.
Winner: melted the ice first
Prize to the winner: Medal "The Hottest Man" and a glass of cold wine as a chilling prize.

Competition "The most agile man"
A stick with apples tied to it on rubber bands is placed high above the heads of the contestants. You need to bite off the apple without using your hands, jumping up.
Winner: first bite off an apple.
Prize to the winner: Apple

Competition "The most persistent man"
Balloons are tied to the seats of the chairs. You need to sit on the ball and crush it. It is not as easy as it seems at first glance, and it causes a lot of laughter, both among the participants and the audience of the competition.
Winner Prize: Balloons

Game "Confession"
The owner of the house holds two sets of cards of two colors; questions are written on the dark cards, the answers are on the light cards. Guests are invited to choose a question for themselves, read it, then choose a card with an answer for themselves and also read it aloud to everyone present. The point of the game is that any answer fits any question, it is only important that the number of questions coincides with the number of answers.

Sample questions for cards.
1. Does your loved one make you jealous?
2. When do you have to smile forcibly?
3. Do you compliment your boss?
4. Are you afraid of prison?
5. Do you often put wine on the table?
6. How often do you sort things out with your fists?
7. Do you respect alcoholic drinks?
8. Do you enjoy eroticism?
9. Do you remember those who previously loved you?
10. Do you dream of winning a car?
11. How often do you step on others' feet?
12. How often do you quarrel with your friends?
13. Are you jealous of your other half?
14. Is your character unbearable to others?
15. Do you like to enjoy your food?
16. Do you like fooling around?
17. How often do you remember a loved one?
18. Do you spend your honestly earned money on trifles?
19. Do you want to go to America?
20. Are you hiding your left-wing earnings from your family?
21. Do you use obscene words in conversation?
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
23. Do you feel tired from work?
24. Do you criticize our government?
25. Are you capable of noble deeds?
26. Are you moderately patient and well-mannered?

Sample answers.
1. There has not been and will not be.
2. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
3. I am ashamed to ask such questions, knowing my character.
4. This is the most pleasant thing for me.
5. Only in a bad mood.
6. Of course, more than once.
7. It happens, but only at night.
8. Every day, and not once.
9. Whenever I go to bed.
10. I had to suffer from this.
11. Only asleep and in slippers.
12. Exclusively in the restaurant.
13. And I won't tell you under torture.
14. This is my hobby.
15. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.
16. It was once.
17. When guests are at home.
18. Of course, otherwise it would not be interesting to live.
19. Not without it.
20. This is my secret, I do not want others to know about it.
21. If there is no other half nearby.
22. When kicked out of the house.
23. This topic is unpleasant to me.
24. When my loved ones do not see.
25. Under the covers at night.
26. Only in thoughts.

Fishing competition
All men of the celebration are invited. The host offers to play fishing. “Let's take imaginary fishing rods, throw them into an imaginary sea and start fishing, but then unexpectedly imaginary water starts to wet our feet and the presenter offers to roll up his pants to the knees, then higher and higher.” the presenter stops fishing and announces a competition for the hairiest legs.

Tell me about yourself test
This joke test designed for couples. The first to write on a piece of paper - in a column, under the numbers - ten names of animals (insects, birds, reptiles), married men present at a party - of course, a secret from their wives. Then the wives do the same. The test taker asks the couple to look at the other side of the sheet, where the column shows the representatives of the fauna chosen by the husband. And so, he, husband, -
Affectionate like ...
Strong as ...
Sociable like ...
Authoritative as ...
Independent like ...
Smiling like ...
Neat like ...
Amorous like ...
Bold as ...
Handsome as ...

Then the representatives of the fauna, chosen by the wife, are called. So, "Your Wife":
In transport as ...
With relatives like ...
With work colleagues like ...
In the store like ...
At home like ...
In a cafe or restaurant like ...
With a boss like ...
In a friendly company like ...
In bed like ...
In the doctor's office like ...

Competition "Light Dance"
Couples are invited to take part in the competition.
Condition: Before the start of the dance, all couples light sparklers.
Music sounds. Couples are dancing.
Winner: the couple with the longest burning sparkler.

Rocket Flight game
Guests are divided into 2 rooms (2 table halves). The host gives the guests two rocket models.
Flight rules: at the signal of the presenter, the first participant loudly says: "Happy anniversary!" and passes the rocket to his neighbor. The second, says: "Congratulations!", The third: "Happy anniversary!" and so on, until the rocket bypasses each guest at their own half of the table.
Winner: the team whose rocket reaches the birthday girl faster.

Contest "Encryption"
Find kind words addressed to our hero of the day by decrypting the card of your choice. Guests are given cards attached to soft toy... Guests must decipher the abbreviation and name what they have done.
Cards:

For example: OVD - we adore Valera for a long time.

Auction.
Attention! I have things belonging to the hero of the day. He asked me to sell them to guests at a reasonable price. However, the guests will have to pay not with coins, but with kind words spoken to our respected birthday man. So, I consider the auction open!
Lot # 1. This faded canvas is a diaper, in which the parents wrapped our jubilee when he was a few days old. Today, looking at such a small diaper and at such a respectable birthday man, it is difficult even to imagine that he was once placed in an envelope folded from such a canvas. How many kind words will this diaper be sold for?
The "sale" of the diaper of the hero of the day is being carried out. The winner and owner of it is the one of the guests who said the most kind words to the birthday man. Further, other things that belonged to the hero of the day can also be "sold" in the same way: a toy that he never parted with, shoe laces in which he went to first grade, a school diary for the fifth grade, first tie, etc.
After all things are "sold", the winner of the competition is announced. He owns the right to say a congratulatory speech. Then you can invite guests to drink a glass of wine to the health of the birthday person. And the winner of the auction with the largest number of epithets is awarded a prize, which can be used as a medal made of paper "For eloquence and strong friendship."

Outdoor games for the anniversary ("fun" relay).
Participants - 2 teams, with an odd number of people.
Props for contests:
8 glasses (plastic can be used), 2 books (not too heavy);
2 brooms, 2 balls, 2 tablespoons, 2 chairs, 2 bottles of alcohol, a snack.
Anniversary competition 1
Participants compete in jumps on one leg, holding glasses of water in their hands. At the same time, it is desirable that the glasses are full at the finish.
Anniversary competition 2
Running with a ball on your head held by one hand. Although it can hardly be called a run.
Anniversary competition 3
Walk a certain distance quickly with a book on your head, holding a full glass of water in one hand, a broom in the other and sweeping the road in front of you.
Anniversary competition 4
One player runs from each team, while he is holding 2 glasses: one with water, the other empty. At the race, participants pour water from a full glass into an empty glass, and at the finish line it is determined who has poured less water. In addition, the speed of the players is taken into account, that is, who came first.
Anniversary competition 5
Using tablespoons, fill the glass by transferring water from one glass to another.
Anniversary competition 6
One player runs and at the same time holds the other by the legs, and he moves on his hands, holding a glass with his teeth.
Or the participants stand with their backs to each other and clasp their hands and run to the designated place and return as well
Anniversary competition 7
Stand in a circle, close your eyes, stretch your arms forward and try to catch another participant by the arms. According to the principle of the game "Mom, untangle the thread", you must unravel without tearing your hands
Anniversary competition 8
"Travel of a ball - a ball".
Give the participants a ball. First, it must be passed with your hands from above to back (in the tail of the engine), and back - from below between the legs. Play three times. You can complicate things by alternating the ball over your head, under your feet, etc. The last one who has the ball left runs forward and passes the ball again.
Anniversary competition 9
"I poured, drank, ate." An odd number of participants are participating in the competition. The first player runs to a chair on which a bottle of vodka (wine, beer), a glass (glass), a snack are placed, pours the contents of the bottle into a glass, returns to the team. The second player runs to a chair, drinks, returns to the team. The third player runs up to a chair, has a snack, and returns. The fourth pours, the fifth drinks, the sixth has a snack. And so on until the bottle runs out. If you do not want the relay to drag on, place an incomplete bottle.

Anniversary competition "What to do if ..."
The host calls three to five volunteers. Participants are encouraged to find an original way out of non-standard situations... According to their answers, the audience chooses the winner, who receives the main prize. The rest of the participants receive incentive prizes.
Examples of non-standard situations:
What if you happen to have a birthday cake?
What if you were carrying a porcelain vase to your friend and accidentally broke it?
What if your beloved and yours best friend celebrate their birthday on the same day?
What if you remember that it is your birthday only 10 minutes before the arrival of the guests?
What if several guests (by an amazing coincidence) gave you the same gifts?
What if the day after your birthday you woke up in an unfamiliar place?
What if a wizard flew to your birthday in a blue helicopter and gave you 500 popsicles?
What if you got a live crocodile for your birthday?
But what if this crocodile accidentally ate the one who gave it to you, and now there is no one to return the crocodile?
What to do the day after your birthday?

Anniversary competition "Princess Nesmeyana"
Players are divided into two teams. The members of the first team - "Princess Nesmeyana" - sit on chairs and look as serious or dull as possible. The task of the players of the other team is to make the “not laughing” laugh one by one or all together. Each smiling “not laughing” joins the team of laughters. If, within a certain period of time, it is possible to make all the “non-laugh” laugh, the winner is declared to be the team of laughers, if not, the “non-laugh” team is declared the winner. After that, the teams can switch roles.
To make the "non-laugh" laugh, players can show pantomime, tell jokes, make faces, but touching the "non-laugh" is not allowed.

Anniversary competition "Battle of balloons"
A balloon is tied to each player's right leg (ankle). After the start signal, all participants try to pierce the balls of other players and protect their own. Participants whose balloon bursts are eliminated from the game. The last person left in the game is declared the winner.
The ball's thread should be no longer than 30 cm.

Anniversary competition "Crocodile"
Players are divided into two teams. The first team chooses some concept and shows it in a pantomime, without the help of words and sounds. The second team tries with three attempts to guess which concept is shown. Then the teams switch roles. The game is played for fun, but you can count points for guessed words.
You can make up individual words, phrases from famous songs and poems, proverbs and sayings, idioms, fairy tales, names of famous (real or fictitious) people.
Please refer to the Entertainment Index for additional game numbers suitable for the occasion.
In addition, participants can play sport games: football, mini-football, volleyball.

Funny Questions Quiz
As entertainment, you can hold a fun quiz. The most active participant who answered the most questions wins a prize.
Examples of questions:
- When is a person in a room without a head? (When he pokes her out of the window)
- How do day and night end? (With a soft sign)
- What should be done to keep four guys in one boot? (Take off each boot)
- The crow flies, and the dog sits on its tail. Could it be? (The dog sits on its own tail)
- In which month the chatty Mashenka speaks least of all? (In February, it is the shortest)
- When a horse is bought, what is it like? (Wet)
- A man has one, a crow has two, a bear has none. What is it? (Letter “o)
- What belongs to you, but others use it more often than you? (Name)
- In what year do people eat more than usual? (In leap years)
- Can an ostrich call itself a bird? (No, since he cannot speak)
- What stones are there in the sea? (Dry)
- What disease on earth has no one sick? (Nautical)
- What can be cooked but not eaten? (Lessons)
- Which hand is better for stirring tea? (It is better to stir tea with a spoon)
- What gets bigger if you put it upside down? (Number 6)

Anniversary is a great holiday. Many are trying to celebrate it on a large scale. A wide feast and many guests are meant. Here are not only relatives, but also friends of the hero of the day with children and spouses, his colleagues, colleagues, bosses. It turns out a very diverse company - in terms of age, hobbies, interests. So that guests do not get bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment you can offer them. Best suited for this are scenes that will periodically "dilute" the feast, entertain guests and delight the hero of the day. Scenes can be very different - costumed or not, short or long, with one "actor" and more ambitious. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot from already existing books, films and somewhere peeped mini-productions, to those invented on their own, will do. However, they should all have one a common feature- be funny.

Costume performances

The main difference between them from the rest will be only the costumes, in which the participants-actors are dressed for believability. Usually the guests themselves are the actors. Their participation is coordinated in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to make an additional gift.

Traffic inspector and hunters

Three men are participating. It is necessary to choose the appropriate suits - the uniform of a traffic police officer for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. "Hunters" can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Scene progress

Two friends-hunters, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they broke the rules. road traffic and were stopped by the inspector. Explained the situation to him - well, you can't help but congratulate good man! Of course, the inspector agreed to take them to the place of celebration. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and himself joins in the congratulations. He reads out, and then gives the wife of the hero of the day a certificate of passing a technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday man himself (his surname and first name are announced) on the occasion of his 50th birthday (the number can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Inspection

Conclusion of the traffic police

The condition is excellent.
The owner claims that this vehicle can still be driven and driven.

Refueling with only high-quality fuel - octane number is not less than 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
Lubrication of the filler part is shown on a regular basis: on vacation, after hunting and bathing, on birthdays, etc.
It is not allowed to use the vehicle under a power of attorney.
The owner must remember that for normal operation vehicle affection, love and regular lubrication are needed.
The next MOT is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This scene also requires three participants - two men, who will be the Italian guests, and a woman interpreter. The costumes are quite simple, you don't even have to completely change the actors' clothes, but just choose the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, hats with brim. For the translator - eyeglasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. In the midst of the fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head to the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday man, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravizhilento yubelento and drusente - lyubente alkolento drunkento! Translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Coming to the devil on kulichkent rasskazante at least something! Translator: We have come to your wonderful city to join everyone in congratulations. 1st guest: Pozhelanto not glotanto tabletanto and not known healer! Translator: We would like to wish you the best health. 2nd guest: There is a lot of money in your wallet and the belly was always full! Translator: Let me accompany you through life financial well-being and lasting happiness. 1st guest: Puskaento druzilento nikogdento on rasento! Translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We handed the hotetto figinetto and yurundento! Translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy for you. 1st guest: Do not overeat and do not blivante, pusento is not lopnento. Translator: Eat to your health and enjoy. 2nd guest: Memories of our visitor - Italian donation. Translator: Remember us, always your Italians.

Strange salaries

A small fancy-dress scene that should accompany, and possibly open the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is desirable that these were women - thin, vertically challenged and high dense:

The small one is "weighted" with a small amount of money - it can be both coins and bills of small denomination. They can simply be drawn on large sheets so that you can clearly see it.
A tall woman is dressed richer - there are no coins at all, but there are many large bills.

Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulate him.

Little Salary Congratulations

Do not look, dear birthday boy, that I am still so small. I wish you all the most beautiful things in the world. May with my help you can secure a life worthy of the king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. Hope that together we can please you.

Congratulation Big Salary

Maybe I'm not very much like winning the lottery, but together with my little sister we are the best gift that will come in handy in any situation, take you on vacation and bring many pleasant minutes! Congratulations! After this performance, all the guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift present them to the birthday boy. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and fold the entire amount into it at once.

Mini-performances

Such scenes usually do not take long. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. More rarely is needed.

It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and to entertain the hero of the day with his guests.

Urgent medical examination

A man enters the room, fully dressed as a doctor. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small "medical case". Doctor: Excuse me, excuse me! Before congratulations are sounded, I have to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins the examination: examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope, and performs others medical manipulations... During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “Okay,” “let's see what we have here,” “aha, aha,” “so I thought,” and the like. After that, he makes a short speech.

Doctor's speech

I have performed a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…

Anniversary (surname, name, patronymic).
Age is in its prime, that is, blossoming.
The pulse is a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
The blood group is only red bodies, sometimes white ones are also found (in strictly measured quantities). This is real "blood and milk"!
The heart rate - as it should be on your own anniversary - then jumps, then freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.

The vitality is completely versatile.
Vision is perfect. So you can notice any little thing.
Hearing is truly universal, and this is a great rarity.
The sense of smell is very subtle, with a probability of an error of 3% it can determine with whom the spouse spoke today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
Chronic illness - unexplained hibernation after a delicious meal, lovingly cooked dinner. More often it manifests itself next to a working TV.
The regime of the day is mixed: walking-sitting-lying.
The general conclusion is only the beginning of the life of a given organism. It is recommended to take from life everything that you want and that was not received.

Urgent telegram

A man enters the hall with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache. He depicts a well-known character - the postman Pechkin. Hello! This is me - the postman Pechkin. I brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I need to get my throat wet. Demands a full glass, drinks, then reads the telegram. It can be written on a real letterhead.

Telegram text

I dreamed of coming, I couldn’t tour. I sincerely congratulate you. I wish you good. I dream of being around. Your point. Alla Pugacheva This scene can be put instead of another toast. And in conclusion, you will find one cool tale-tale about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc

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