Scenario New Year's Eve for adults. New Year's scripts for adults. Dance - the game "French quadrille"

Good evening, dear guests! We are glad to meet you again in our hall. We see you once a year, but we remember all 365 days of the year. A year ago, we celebrated the year of the Horse together. Now let's follow him. Yes, everyone is tired, this year did not really favor us, but we worked, worked and worked again. But so that this noble animal does not take offense at us, let's leave all insults and sorrows in the past, and we will remember only the good. This year rushed by quickly, like a pure-blooded steed. Let's try to say only good things about the past year on a competitive basis. Ready?

1. Who will remember the poem about the horse or lines about it? (“I love my horse ...”, “I look, the horse is slowly climbing up the mountain ...”, “Do you know, isn’t it time for a filly to sled ...”).
2. Do you know fairy tales about horses? ("Sivka-burka", "Humpbacked Horse").
3. Of all the genres, let's remember the songs. (“And three white horses December, January and February take me away into the ringing snowy distance ...”, “Just whistle in the open field, horses, horses, horses are rushing”, “I bought
the horse’s mother, and the horse without a leg”, “The horses went to the watering place along the Berlin pavement”).
3. We completely forgot about folk wisdom - proverbs and sayings. (A woman with a cart is easier for a mare. Whoever is lucky, they ride on it. Not food for a horse. A wolf is not a friend to a horse).
4. And now we will find out which of you is the best connoisseur of horse breeds. List the breeds of horses. (Heavy truck, Budenovskaya, Donskaya, Terek, Polish, English, Orlovskaya, Percheronskaya, American, Russian).
I think that the year of the Horse for such knowledge is not offended by us.

The host puts three chairs with a back in a row.

Leading. I need three brave, dashing men, three brave Cossacks. I think the steppe knights were not transferred to the Don.

The host sits the men on chairs.

Leading. How is your imagination? In order? Wonderful! Turn the chairs back to front and sit as if on a horse. No. 1 - you have bay. No. 2 - crow. No. 3 - brown. What do you have to say to get the horse moving?
(But). How about stopping the horse? (Whoa). Well then, let's go. Who will ride faster on his horse to the opposite edge? (Winners of all competitions will be awarded).

Leading. It's time to say goodbye to the old year. Toast!
Let's raise our glasses
For the outgoing year, friends!
Let's lift our eyes, noble couples,
Giving smiles to each other.

Leading (about 10 minutes later).

Something Santa Claus is delayed. Let's call him, shout together: "Grandfather Frost!"
My name is. It turns out a little frail Santa Claus.

Father Frost. Here I am!
Hello friends!
You didn't accidentally see
Where is my Snow Maiden?

Leading. No, Santa Claus. Were you not together?

Father Frost. What, what are you saying?
I have become old, hard of hearing,
Where is my Snow Maiden?
Help me friends.
Shout in unison,
Perhaps she will appear.

Everyone screams:"Snow Maiden!" The Snow Maiden comes in, tall and in a short fur coat, from under which the elastic bands of the stockings are visible. In the teeth - a cigarette. He approaches Santa Claus and blows smoke at him.

Snow Maiden. Hey old man! Where are we going?

Father Frost(blows off the smoke).
Where are we going?

Snow Maiden. What are you, a parrot?

Father Frost. No, Santa Claus.

Snow Maiden. Yes, I don't care who you are. So for you or for me? Think fast, time is money!
(Points to the clock).


Father Frost. We go to the guests.

Snow Maiden. Do you know the price?
Father Frost (shocked).
What?

Snow Maiden. With me so much (lowers the elastic of the stocking, the inscription $ 500 on the leg), and with the guests or in the presence of guests this is so much (lowers the elastic of the other stocking, the inscription $ 1000 on the other leg).

Father Frost (scratches back of head).
What company pays like that?

Snow Maiden."Winter Confusion".

Father Frost (baptised).
Holy, holy

Snow Maiden. So let's go?

Father Frost. Hey, Snow Maiden, won't you get me a job in your company? And then these (nods at the guests) pay 300 rubles per hour.

Snow Maiden. And you work for these grandmothers?

Father Frost. So will you help?

Snow Maiden. What can't you do for a relative? We have a free place in the male striptease. By the New Year, they have just an outfit of Santa Claus. It hurts you are puny. (Walks around Santa Claus). Okay, let's try.

Father Frost. And what to do?

Snow Maiden. In the frame, you see? Undress slowly to the music. The slower and sexier, the more grandmas the chicks put in their swimming trunks.

Father Frost. Why do heifers need swimming trunks, honey?

Snow Maiden. Are you brain freeze? They will put money in swimming trunks for you. Maestro, music! Come on, dance and undress.
Santa Claus dances and takes off his belt, robe (under the robe - T-shirt, tie, felt boots, socks, family underpants). The music of the group "Freestyle" - "Oh, what a woman."

Snow Maiden(gives instructions).
Slower! Emphasis on male power! Movement is sexier. Santa Claus is left with only his shorts. He takes hold of the elastic band of his underpants, pulls back, embarrassed, and slowly begins to lower his underpants down, takes them off and throws them. Under them are some more shorts. (The more panties, the more interesting).

Snow Maiden. Wow, you give! Very sexy! Come on, I'll fix you up. (Santa Claus collects things and leaves).

Leading. That's Santa Claus! What to do? Will have to call another. Competition. (Makes an order by cell). While Santa Claus is on his way, your children want to congratulate you. What are you talking about? Your kids in restaurants and bars celebrate New Year? But these children are small - your illegitimate ones, who were born after the meeting of that New Year with us.
Adults dressed as babies enter. The teacher carries a pot in front. He lines up the kids. One "girl" comes up to the table and asks the seated man for candy.

Girl. Daddy, give me candy!

Educator. Mashenka, let's sing a song first, then dad will give you candy! (The girl sits on her knees and kisses him on the cheek, then stands back).

Boy(to the educator).
Olga Pavlovna, I want to use the potty.

Educator. Go faster, Petya!

Boy. I was kidding!

Educator. That's what dad joked a year ago. Finally, you showed up.

Educator. Dear daddies of these children! The song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" is performed for you.
They sing, someone picks his nose, someone pushes or pulls his hair. After the song is performed, the “children” run to different men shouting “daddy”, “daddy”, “daddy”.

Educator. Children, it's time to group. Your daddies will come to us in a year, and you will have brothers and sisters after this New Year. We won't be bored. Your daddies will provide us with personnel. (They are going away).

Leading.On New Year's Eve, what kind of miracles do not occur. I'm happy for you, dear men. What happiness - to find their children, the existence of which they did not know. Now the gypsy theater "Carmen" will perform in front of you. The gypsy song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" is performed.

Gypsies come out, in long skirts, kerchiefs on their hips, tambourines in their hands, and sing to the tune of “Black Eyes”.

Oh, in the forest, ne-ne,
She gave birth to a Christmas tree,
And on it, ne-ne,
One needle, ne-ne
Oh, in the forest, ne-ne,
She gave birth-a-a-s,
Yes it is worth it
All green.

Dancing elements of gypsy dance.


Leading. Dear guests! The Alexandrov Twice Red Banner Military Ensemble came to our city on tour. Their first performance in our city is in front of you.

The same group comes out. The skirts are sandwiched between the legs and pinned at the waist - an imitation of trousers, caps on the head. They line up to the tree.

Commander. Company! Stay where you are, one, two! Equal! Attention! A soldier's song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" is performed.
To the motive of the song "Soldiers, on the way."
Hello, dear Marusya,
I'm sorry I didn't write.
Me in these two weeks
Walked half of Europe.
Soldiers, go, go, go!
A tree was born in the forest
It has one needle on it.
She grew up in the forest
Green was.
Soldiers - into the forest behind the tree
And behind her needle.
Farewell, the trumpet is calling.
Soldiers, march!
They leave, we form under the command of the commander: “Soldiers, go ahead behind the tree!”.

Leading. New Year is at the gate. It's time to call Santa Claus. (The name is). Let's call the Snow Maiden right away, otherwise something might not work out again. (The name is).

The new “normal” Father Frost and the Snow Maiden enter.

Father Frost. I am very glad that in this room
Frost still recognized.
Don't forget to invite to the party
And dressed up a miracle tree.

Snow Maiden. Yes, the tree is marvelously decorated,
Very dressy and beautiful.

Father Frost. But I see a mess in it. Let's say together: "One, two, three - the Christmas tree burn!"
They light the tree.

Leading. Grandfather Frost and the Snow Maiden, your path was not close. Take some rest, watch the performance of our guests from the Academic Bolshoi Theatre. (Seats them.) A pas de deux is being performed from the ballet "Swan Lake" - the dance of small swans with black legs.
Fat women in black tights and tutus come out and dance a fragment of the dance, then lie down on the floor and “die”. Then they raise their heads and say in unison into the “window” from their hands: “Happy New Year!”, - they run away.

Father Frost. I saw a miracle
I will never forget you.
You danced beautifully
Only poems were not read to me.
A poetry contest is announced about the Christmas tree, the Snow Maiden, Santa Claus, and the New Year. For a poem - candy. Round dance at the Christmas tree with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.

Snow Maiden. The guests sang, danced and read poetry, it's time to distribute gifts.

Father Frost. Right, granddaughter, I'll go and call the magic bag.
Well, the bag is not in a hurry to us,
Maybe he sleeps under the tree?
I'd rather follow him myself
If he's sleeping, I'll wake you up.
Leaves. A bag appears. The legs are inserted into the slots, the head looks out. The bag is tied around the person's neck.

Bag. I've been waiting for you,
So I went and took a walk.
You tell me friends
Maybe you don't need me?
Snow Maiden.
We've been waiting for you all holiday.
And now they just called.
You did not come to our call,
Frost followed you.
I will put you here
And I'm going for my grandfather.
Leaves. Baba Yaga appears.

Baba Yaga. BUT! The bag is already here.

Bag. You can't handle the bag
Santa Claus conjured
So that no one takes me.

Baba Yaga. Don't cross me, you bastard!

Bag. Well, then I ran!

Baba Yaga. Stop! Where! Stop!


Santa Claus enters.


Father Frost. Ah, you are an old villain, why did you come here?

Baba Yaga (pulls out mirror and looks into it).
And not at all old. I just had a lift for the holiday, shortened my nose, whitened my teeth. (Approaches the seated man, preens and coquettishly asks). How do I look, honey? Just tell me it's bad, my teeth are sharp, my nails are long. (Does not pay attention to Santa Claus, approaches the Christmas tree).
Oh, where did I go?
What is this wonderful room?
And people sit around
Yes, he looks at the tree.

Father Frost. What is this miracle? And where did it come from?

Baba Yaga. You yourself are a miracle! I'm a beauty!
Why don't you like my look?
You, dear grandfather,
You better dance with me.
Dancing with Santa Claus "Lady". Baba Yaga can't stand it and runs away.

Father Frost. Done with evil
It's time to give gifts. (Give out).

Snow Maiden. Santa Claus! Will we be holding an auction?

Father Frost. Of course, Snow Maiden! I've got a second bag.

AUCTION OF SANTA FROST
Santa Claus pulls out of the bag without showing the thing, the Snow Maiden describes this thing, calls
the initial price, consulting with Santa Claus.

Auction items:
Erotic aphrodisiac. (Button clerical).
Two-room apartment for a single man. (Family briefs).
Two-chamber refrigerator for milk storage. (Brassiere).
Dishwasher. (Mesh for washing, dishes).
Vacuum cleaner "Typhoon". (Broom).
Mercedes car. (Children's car).
Cream for agent 007, who is going on a mission to Africa. (Shoe cream).
An object that makes you want something. (Beanbag).
Summer version of Reebok sneakers. (Traces).
The garbage collector is cotton. (Handkerchief).
Soap "Fool". (Laundry soap).
Hair lightener. (White).
Hairdryer "Roventa". (Comb).
Food processor. (Knife).

Father Frost. It's time for us to say goodbye.

Snow Maiden. Health, joy and happiness
We wish you a Happy New Year
So that neither anxiety nor misfortune
They didn't guard at the gate.
So that the sun gently shines
Everything that the heart is waiting for came true.
And just to be gratifying
All your life, as in the New Year.

Father Frost. We'll say goodbye to each other
And again we will part for a whole year.
And a year later the blizzard will howl again
And Santa Claus will come with winter.

Snow Maiden. Just don't forget us
You wait for us, my grandfather and I will come.
And meet us again with songs and dances,
And we will bring you the best gifts.
They leave.

Leading. Bon Voyage! And we have another guest. Meet the animal of the New Year.
Sheep enters.

Sheep. Happy New Year! I want to please you. For all, this New Year will be successful. I will introduce you to this year's forecast. This prediction is musical. For good luck to be with you, each sign needs to sing its own song. (The horoscope is read out).

HOROSCOPE FOR THE YEAR OF THE SHEEP - MUSICAL.
This year will be successful for all people who have signs of this animal in their character, they are:
stubborn;
capricious;
restless;
annoying;
undisciplined.
Your character traits that others do not like will bring you confidence and happiness in the New Year.

Aries.
They will be overburdened at work and come to grips with career issues. Just do not butt your boss with your horns and you are guaranteed a promotion. The motto of the year is the words of the song by A.B. Pugacheva: Business - time, yes-yes-yes-yes, And fun - an hour.

Taurus.
They will be involved in various love and adventurous situations. There is a risk of getting involved in illegal actions and then sort things out with law enforcement. It is recommended that in order not to get into such a situation, remember the words from A.B. Pugacheva: Oh, what a man!

Twins.
This year is not conducive to active actions in a career. So do your homework. Gemini's motto for this year is
Grandma is next to Grandpa.
Or:
Oh, in vain, aunt, you are drinking medicine,
Your husband is a strong family man.

crayfish
The best time for training or advanced training. In this matter, show not only goat stubbornness, even donkey stubbornness is better - and your career is guaranteed. The motto of crayfish - lyrics:
We are blacksmiths
And our spirit is young.
We forge the keys to happiness.

Lions.
It is worth avoiding senseless cash spending and scattering money right and left. But in their personal lives, Lions are waiting for new romantic meetings. Motto of the year:
The knot will tie
The knot will untie.

Virgo.
Many Virgos will succeed in business. But be careful with new offers. Many are expecting a pay raise. The motto of the year is the words from A. Buinov's song:
My finances sing romances.

Scales.
You should be careful about your health. Be patient a little, and everything will be fine. At the end of the year, luck itself will sail into your hands. Motto of the year - lyrics from the song:
Get fit if you want to be healthy.

Scorpions.
Some of the Scorpios will meet their love at the beginning of the year. Some people are better off lying low. You should not enter into large contracts, because they can burn out. Motto of the year - lyrics from the song:
The most important thing is the weather in the house.

Sagittarius.
In order to achieve success in all matters, one must act carefully, combining will and perseverance with restraint and prudence. Control your every step - and you will succeed. Motto of the year:
Wait, who's coming?
Wait, who's coming?
And the enemy will not slip
And the enemy will not pass.

Capricorns.
This year is favorable for traveling abroad and establishing contacts with representatives of other states. Personal life will have to be pushed aside for a while, because during this period you will not be up to love. Motto of the year - lyrics from the song:
Let me go to the Himalayas.

Aquarius.
This is the time of reckoning on karmic debts and financial obligations. At the end of the year there will be relief - you will begin to pay financial debts. At the end of the year, go on a trip. Motto of the year - lyrics from the song:
tablecloth, tablecloth
The long way creeps.

Fish.
In terms of partnership, the year promises to be very promising. Businessmen, doctors, teachers will do especially well. But there will be new problems with finances, tie the knot tighter until October, then you can relax. Partnerships can end in a wedding, a civil marriage. The motto of the year is the words from A. Derzhavin's song:
Someone else's wedding, someone else's wedding.
Well, that's it, you're married now!

sheep congratulations
Happy New Year!
I wish you happiness with all my heart!
To live this year
Without sadness and worries.
So that you work with success,
And have fun on the holiday
And good luck with your business
And smiles on your lips.

Toast.
For the New Year!

Games
1. Gifts from Santa Claus.
Call 5-6 people. They should illustrate the leader's words with movement. The winner is the one who shows all the movements better.
Santa Claus brought gifts to the family.
He gave his dad a comb.
Show with one hand how he combs his hair.
He gave his son skis.
Show how he skis.
He gave his mother a meat grinder.
Show how she twists the meat.
He gave his daughter a doll.
She bats her eyelashes and says "mom".
And he gave his grandmother a Chinese bobblehead that shakes his head.
All movements are performed simultaneously.
2. Long arm.
Put the glasses with a drink on the floor at your feet on the side and step as far as possible. And then take out your glass without leaving your seat and without touching the floor with your hands and knees.
3. Lady.
Guests are divided into 3 groups. They sing the phrases:
“In the bath brooms are soaked” (in a low voice).
"The spindles are not crushed" (high).
“And the washcloths are not dried” (low).
All: “Mistress, lady, lady-madam.”
4. Whose ball is bigger?
Whoever inflates the biggest balloon without it bursting wins.
5. Apple.
Each dancing couple holds an apple, a small ball, between their foreheads. The musician changes the melodies from slow to fast. The task of the dancers is to hold the apple. The last sounds "Apple", it is proposed to dance squatting.
6. Towel.
Four brave women walk out the door. On a long towel put 6 bottles of champagne or other drinks. The first woman is invited. They explain that she must pass without knocking down a single bottle, blindfolded. Commands are given by the audience:
Higher legs!
More to the left! Directly!
Lift your skirt up or you'll knock it off.
Right!
Higher, higher leg.
Then the bottles are quickly removed, and a man is placed on the towel. The woman's eyes are untied and they show whom she stepped over.

Corporations have long since become fun event into a boring trap. Often the authorities instruct someone to organize everything at the last moment. New Year's skits for adults, all the more interesting, are quite difficult to come up with on your own.

Take advantage already ready scripts, complementing them with a flavor that is unique to your team.


Don't do as we do

On New Year's holiday, adults can feel like little naughty children and laugh at their shortcomings. We offer to make a psychological unloading and ridicule the unseemly actions of colleagues, so that they do not repeat them.

The two facilitators act out the dialogue:

1: Dear friends, now I will tell you how to properly celebrate the New Year.

2: Why isn't it me?

1: You don't know how to celebrate perfectly!

2: Oh! And this is said by the one who puts the same boxes under the tree every year! Also empty! As if everyone loves him so much and gave him so much!

1: And you are always a gift to the secretary of the chief a box of stale " bird's milk» you bring!

2: And every December 31 you stick around at work until the last and then you go to visit, so that you don’t cook anything at home!

1: And you eat olive oil at the table all night, and dance while sitting under the "New Year's light"!

2: And you never bought fireworks! You just stare out the window at strangers all night!

1: And you howl the national anthem under karaoke! I couldn't learn the words!

2: And on all holidays you send other people's SMS to all your friends, and then you get them back with your signature!

1: And you make legendary plans every time to spend the night in Morocco, and then you're snoring in a salad before midnight!

2: And you burn papers to the chiming clock and then chew the ashes with moonshine instead of champagne and believe that your grandmother will finally quit and leave you a palace on the Cote d'Azur as a legacy!

1: And for a whole year you steal stupid pens with the logo of our own company from everyone and then give them to your colleagues at work!

2: And you live at a party from the new year to Christmas! Until the owners run out of food in the refrigerator!

1: And you watch “Home Alone” forty times in a row all New Year's weekend!

2: And every year you snatch out champagne and, with a cry of “I’ll show you a class now,” fill the entire table, and hit your mother-in-law with a cork in the eye!

1: Okay, we're both good...

2: Therefore, beloved friends, so that New Year's Eve goes well for you ...

Together: Never do as we do!

Impromptu about the Christmas tree

A wonderful version of the scene is the staging of the children's fairy tale "The Three Little Pigs" in an adult way.

We offer another scene for adults who want to play the fool and remember their childhood. It is desirable that the company was already "warm" enough. The bottom line is to beat the “Christmas Tree Song” in roles and be as funny as possible. The most artistic and funny will receive a prize - sweets.

From among the participants of the corporate party, you need to choose the 9 most cheerful. In advance, you need to print the text of the song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest ..." in 10 copies.

  • herringbone;
  • blizzard;
  • freezing;
  • coward-bunny;
  • angry wolf;
  • Mokhnonogaya horse;
  • peasant;
  • firewood;
  • leading.

It is desirable to determine the roles by drawing lots, so that no one is offended. The task will be to play the song as funny and emotionally as possible, listening to the words of the presenter. The participant begins to play his role when he hears the name of the desired hero.
Under the chorus, you can start a round dance around the Christmas tree.

Old Year VS New

To organize a New Year's scene, 6 people are needed, a sign with the inscription "2018" and a sign with the inscription "2019", 2 D.M. costumes, one of them must be noticeably shabby.

  • 2018 - The old year in the costume of a shabby D.M. with nameplate;
  • 2019 - in a new Grandfather costume and with a sign;
  • leading;
  • employee 1 - C1;
  • employee 2 - C2;
  • employee 3 - C3.

Leading: On New Year's holiday, when one year follows another, it is customary to remember the Old and celebrate the New. And if you had the opportunity to choose, who would you leave?

Art. g. "looks reproachfully at the employees": That's how you thanked me! And we were so good together! I did everything for you! And you are driving me away! Traitors!

S1: And what good did you do to us? Did you love us at all? Every day food became more expensive, things were lost, girls refused and nothing worked at all!

S2: You promised the fulfillment of desires, but what happened?

Art. g.: And why did you think that the dollar is 8 rubles each? Am I the National Bank?

S3: What, were you sorry? Why did we burn paper and spoil champagne with ashes?

Art. G: And why did you decide that what was written should be performed? Then can I start to execute the inscriptions from the entrance? There are very good desires come across.

S1: There is no need to leave the topic, it is better to leave altogether.

Art. G: Yes, it's not a question, since you want it so badly. Yes, but with whom will you stay, if not with me? WITH THIS? At least you all already know me well, nothing unpredictable, but this is a year in a bag! On the contrary, I can give you a guarantee that gasoline will not rise in price any more, oil will not become much cheaper, the president will always be the same, retirement age up to 80 will not last, taxes on idleness will not be introduced, divorce will not become more expensive, the Russian Orthodox Church will not cancel more concerts!

S2: Well, that the national team will not win with him, and the president will not change us with him either, and this one can guarantee “pointing the finger at NG”.

How would you like to celebrate this New Year?

YesNot

Art. G: Well, I don’t understand what he bribed you with? Do you have five holidays a week? Have you checked with your liver whether it suits her? Here you are, remember “referring to C1”, I gave you a meeting with your soulmate! But you, “turning to C2”, took an apartment in a mortgage. Three-room by the way! So that your mother-in-law could move in with you!

S2: Thank you, dear! Until the grave, I will definitely not forget you!

Art. g.: But with you, “turning to C3”, didn’t anything positive happen at all? You went to China!

C3: I've gone! They fed me mouse tails, then for a month I was afraid to look at anything other than water!

Art. G: Oh yes! Okay, I'm leaving you! But you will still cry for me! Remember how good I really was for you! And only by photographs you will be able to remember these unforgettable moments. And when you leave, they throw stones after you: it went bad, it didn’t work out, it didn’t ... Why do I need all this ?!

Employees approach the Old Year, hug him.

S1: Don't be offended, you were really great "begin to remember what was important in the company, what important events employees had.

S2: We didn't mean to offend you.

Art. G: Thank you, my dear! Farewell, I will leave you, and you live with him "points to N. g." It should somehow differ from year to year "slowly and sadly leaves."

NG: Of course you should! And let's start with utility tariffs! “Handing out receipts to employees.”

S1: Is this a joke?! 75 percent?

Everyone runs after the Old Year and starts shouting: “Stop! Don't go! Come back! We will forgive you all! We've changed our minds!"

Semi-flower

For improvised scenes, it is better to invite artistic and expressive people, this is the success of the event.

For a short funny scene, you need to prepare a flower with many petals, on which the most daring, absurd, but funny predictions are written.

For example:

  • I'll dye my hair purple;
  • I will get divorced and leave to hipp;
  • I will buy myself a pony;
  • I will find a treasure, etc.

Each participant of the corporate party blindly pulls out a petal with a prediction and fantasizes how what is written can come true.

A dramatized and costumed story about Grandfather and the Snow Maiden

In a small miniature, it is desirable to force only colleagues who can quickly improvise to participate.

Actors and props:

  • Snow Maiden - a hat with braids;
  • Santa Claus - hat and beard;
  • Grandfather Mustafa - turban and beard;
  • Akyn - skullcap and tambourine.

The host reads the text, the actors need to invent and pronounce a line at the right moment after his pause, in addition to perform actions from the script. Uninvolved guests support members.

Q: It's frosty and cold outside, so for starters, let's organize a spring mood for ourselves. Who knows how to whistle - let him whistle, the rest loudly knock with forks on glasses and glasses.

"Summer. Heat.

D. Frost drags along with a dirty empty bag. He has a hangover.

Behind, holding on to Grandfather and Nov, that she is hot, the disheveled Snow Maiden barely trudges.

Towards them actively, cheerfully, skipping, whistling and with a huge bag of alcoholic presents, grandfather Mustafa walked, he hurried to Navruz.

Noticing the unfortunate travelers, he stopped, sat down on the ground and shouted...

A dancing Akyn appeared on the horizon, he immediately began a soulful song about everything he saw around.

He really liked the Snow Maiden, and he decided to sing her beauty.

D. Mustafa cried, stretched out his hands to the sky and sang ... "come up with a phrase"

D. Frost fell to the ground, stretched himself and pulled D. Mustafa's beard with all his might, flicked his nose and said with unbearable bitterness in his voice "..."

Granddaughter-Snow Maiden flopped down on Grandfather Frost's knees and sarcastically said "..."

Akyn was confused, dropped his instrument and could not sing anything. Nothing at all.

D. Frost bravely tried to get up.

He didn't succeed.

D. Frost finally proudly stood up and said "..."

D. Mustafa reached out to the Snow Maiden and shouted "..."

D. Frost looked around, determined where the north lay, and with full confidence waved his hand, declaring "..."

Then he went to the left and "..."

The Snow Maiden kissed D. Mustafa on the forehead and chased D. Moroz.

Mustafa was not particularly surprised, scratched his head thoughtfully and said "..."

Akyn planned to sing a new song, but we will not let him, otherwise we will have to listen to this lawlessness until the morning.

End! And look for morality yourself!

Roles are best printed on leaflets. Distribute the roles by pulling out of the hat, or let the host himself appoint.

Corporate script for lazy organizers

  • cleaning woman;
  • Father Frost;
  • Snow Maiden;
  • leading.

Props:

  • bag with small gifts;
  • pieces of paper;
  • a snowflake with many corners - a task number is indicated under each corner;
  • hat.

Scene 1

Host-V: Greetings, my dears!

A little more and the New Year will come - a holiday when miracles happen and all dreams and wishes come true!

And for starters, I have to fulfill a few wishes that could not be fulfilled on time, and all because of our mail - the gifts were not presented on time. Now we will correct this awkward situation.

He holds out his hand into a small bag of gifts.

Approaches the leader.

Q: It was you, boy, who asked Santa Claus for a car as a child?

Leader: Yes!

Presenter: Here is your present "holding out a toy car."

The host goes to the rest of the little guests and gives them presents too!

Host: This is how children's dreams come true! Let's drink to that!

Scene 2

Q: Not everyone is probably aware, but Santa Claus has a wife! And her name is Winter! She has prepared tasks for you!

Take out a snowflake with tasks:

  • on the 1st corner - a poem about NG;
  • on the 2nd corner - dance with a colleague;
  • on the 3rd corner - a riddle about the holiday, etc.

Scene 3

A cleaning lady follows the leader, waving a mop and scolding him.

UB: Just look! How well settled! Should I clean up after him? Confetti, garlands are scattered everywhere, and then I have to clean up around the clock!

Host: Well, Klava Ivanovna, why are you slandering me, have I done something bad to you? But you look at others "pokes at the guests."

(At the appointed hour, all guests enter the hall, sit down at tables.)

PHONE GRAM No. 1 sounds - a three-time chime of chimes.

The leader comes out.

LEADING. Good evening friends! Everyone - a good New Year's Eve! So another year flew by, rustled outside the windows of our house. Soon we will spend it - someone with sadness, and someone with relief: it was different for different people. And life goes on. This means that there will be new joys, new sorrows, everything will be in our life. But what more - it depends on us. But there was a belief in the old days: with what mood you meet the New Year, so it will be. So let him be happy for all of us! Smile more often! And then there will be goodness in your house, love will come to you and happiness will settle! Happy New Year to all of you! Let's open our hearts to the future and smile with a kind radiant smile!

Before reading the full version of the script, I recommend that you familiarize yourself with the services of a wedding planner - Wedding Planning

I invite fun to our cozy hall,
And publicly declare:
We start the ball with a toast!
Pronounces a toast:

Magical holiday on the doorstep -
With frost, Christmas tree, tinsel,
With great lights
Cheerful, noisy, mischievous!
He's knocking on the door today
And the New Year will burst into the house!
Let him be a little kinder
Without unnecessary worries,
May he give us health
And bring success in everything
Fill life with new breath
Warm with tremulous warmth!
Leave your worries behind
Resentment, pain, fatigue, sadness,
Breathe with a pure soul
And let the world settle in the heart!

I propose to raise our glasses and toast to all that has been said.
For the fulfillment of desires!

PHONE GRAM № 2 - light music.

Drinking break 5-7 minutes.

HOST: I was assigned to lead our evening. I thought, I thought, but I didn’t come up with anything worthwhile. You forgive me, please! You just don’t tell anyone about this, otherwise I don’t know what will happen to me ... Yes, don’t be upset: we’ll dance, have fun, and we’ll disperse in a good way. Still, there is no turning back. After all, I foresaw your reaction and prudently closed the door with a bolt. So… you have to be patient! Today we will have to spin together - me and the sound engineer. Neither Santa Claus nor the Snow Maiden will be here today. I don't even know what's going to happen today. Although... Before the beginning of the evening I was handed a magic wand, however, without explaining how to use it. This is the only remedy I can use. So ... You need to read the instructions.
(Takes out instructions from the box, reads:

"Wand. Magic. High quality. The term of operation is New Year's Eve. Instructions for use: make a wish, wave the wand, say: “Magic wand, help me out, turn the word into deed!”
If the magic power of the wand weakens and a miracle does not happen, then choose Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden through games, competitions from those guests who will come to the evening ... "

Well, shall we try? (Takes out a "magic" wand from the box, utters a spell).
Magic wand, help me out! Turn words into deeds!

(Nothing happens.)

Eh, nothing happened. Anyway! I want to remind you that very soon, when the hands of the clock converge together, and the chiming clock with the last, 12th blow will announce the coming New Year, do not forget (bark, crow, etc.), because know that the Year has come (called year according to the Eastern calendar). The year of people born in _____________ years.
I propose to fill the glasses again and raise them for the outgoing year and for the coming year. And also for the future heroes of the year, those who were born in the Year of _________________!

PHONE GRAM № 3 - light music,

LEADING. Now, when our hearts are becoming happier every minute, it would not be superfluous to announce the Charter New Year's Eve.

THE FIRST PARAGRAPH HERE READS:
WHAT NEW YEAR'S BALL IS OPEN!

PARAGRAPH TWO:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO BE SAD TODAY -
ALL SAD WILL BE BROUGHT OUT!

PARAGRAPH THIRD:
PLAY, SING IN THIS HALL,
FOR THIS YOU AND CALLED!

PARAGRAPH FOUR:
DO NOT LOOK!
SIT LESS, DANCE MORE!

Not sad to have faces
I invite you to the dance circle!
Let's have fun friends
In this wonderful New Year's hour!

While you are participating in the dance marathon, I will try to come up with something interesting.

Circle, friends! Circle, friends!
Music is calling! All friends, all girlfriends
In a noisy round dance!

PHONE GRAM № 4 - 4-5 dance compositions.
The guests of the evening are dancing.

PHONOGRAPH No. 5 - "Can-can".
Baba Yaga flies into the hall. The music is mixed.

BABA YAGA. FAQ, darlings, did not wait? And I myself, myself came. Didn't get dusty. Coo-coo, goats! Are you smiling? I will bring everyone to clean water! I live, it means, I am in a personal hut. And Ali Baba and forty thieves still live with me. Forty tenants - and all the robbers! First things first, Vasilisa the Beautiful ... She is not Beautiful at all! She is a frog, a swamp! Only at night he will wind his head with curlers, wash himself with spring water, and in the morning - a beauty ... Ugh, an infection! Now it's Aladdin. His lamp is magic...

Tokmo no matter how fast that lamp burns - the counter stands still, as if rooted to the spot. And Puss in Boots?! Why is he wearing boots? Yes, because it drags home everything that lies badly. Oh, what can I say! Ivan and Marya are kissing in the room. Shame in broad daylight! Ali old man Boyan plays the harmonica all day long. There is no rest from him. Again, the social order is violated ... And Ivanushka the Fool? He is no fool! He's on his own! I got ready, it was, I fry it, melted the oven, prepared a shovel ... And he: “I don’t know how, they say, granny! I would show and teach!” Here I am, an old fool, perched on a shovel, and he, Herod, slammed me into the oven, and slammed the damper. Almost, it was, did not give up the spirit. I got out with grief in half, came to my senses manenko ... And he, a fool, and the trace caught a cold ... So I'm angry at the whole wide world. And I'll spoil your mood.
Evil has done evil for centuries
Evil reigned over the thrones
And where people were unlucky -
There triumphed evil!
What is fashion, what is age?
The person has changed
Not for the holidays, not for a visit
Doesn't take anger with it.
Anty jokes you throw me!
Invite immediately to visit!
But not that ... I'll catch up with you so bored! (Looks.)
Oh, yes, you are sitting since the lemons are sour. And STE on New Year's Eve! A FAQ STE you do not see either the Snow Maiden or Frost?
N-yes ... Boring-shcha! Where is the manager? The microphone must have! And at the microphone, some pieces of paper are lying around ... Take a look, cho-whether, the FAQ is written in them.
(Raises and reads the instructions about the magic wand, which the presenter read earlier.)
So-so ... Everything is clear. You'll have to get down to business!

(The host exits.)

LEADING. Excuse me, but what about me?
BABA YAGA. And what is a phenomenon of nature, all overdressed?
LEADING. I am the host, only I am alone, and I can’t do anything alone ...
BABA YAGA. Understandably, one, therefore, weakly?
Okay, let's turn some questions together. Hey, I'm suggesting a FAQ: why not arrange a New Year's KVN for us? BUT? Do you agree?
LEADING. So we need teams...
BABA YAGA. Will! All ladies are enrolled in the "Snegurochka" team ...
LEADING. Exactly! And all the men are in the Santa Claus team.
BABA YAGA. We offer you games, contests, entertainment…
LEADING. And at the end of the evening, with the help of tokens that you will earn by participating in contests, we will be able to choose Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
BABA YAGA. Is it coming? Then…
If you don't want to sit and be bored,
An invitation to all of you
Club of Cheerful and Resourceful -
KVN! KVN! KVN!

PHONE GRAM № 6 - Musical intro "We start KVN ..."

BABA YAGA. Well, the mission of the leading and competent jury will fall on our fragile female shoulders. Let's get acquainted - Babetta Yaginichna, in person!
(to the presenter) What is your name?
LEADING. They just call me...
BABA YAGA. Simply Maria?
LEADING. Well, why immediately Mary? My name is __________.
BABA YAGA. So we met, here are the patties... Well, for starters, I propose to fill your cups, glasses, that is, and drink for alternative elections! Are you fooling around with your eyes?
LEADING. (corrects Baba Yaga) Alternative!
BABA YAGA. Let it be your way. For alternative elections of Father Frost and Snow Maiden!

PHONE GRAM № 7 - Light music.
A small drinking break. 5-7 minutes.

LEADING. So, we start our FIRST CONTEST -
"NEW YEAR'S FUNDS"!
We will take turns asking questions. And you answer.
Representatives of the teams, who quickly and correctly gave the answer, receive 1 token, equal to one point.

BABA YAGA. Go!

New Year's glorious holiday,
Will not be happy without her
And how not to be lazy the owner,
You will be forced to buy it,
Otherwise, in the new year,
No one will visit!

Answer: vodka

Adults and children know
That sober, at a banquet,
Remains only
Festive…

In the snow he is from head to toe,
It stands in the courtyard by the Christmas tree.
His eyes are black-black,
And in the hands of a whisk.

What is at the festive banquet,
jumped, jumped,
And under the very beat of the clock,
It fell under the tree!

Father Frost

If crackers clap,
Animals have come to see you
If the Christmas tree is a good gnome,
Dragged to your glorious house,
The next one is quite possible
Will be in the house...

ambulance

New Year is coming
All bottles open
Rest, have fun
They clap together, frolic!
Only he, only he
He is one in a million.
This night he does not walk,
And he's raking in the money.
Because the new year
She feeds him all year round.
Who's got a cold nose here?
It …

Santa Claus

In fairy tales they wrote:
"Honey, good."
We called her
Oh God! Came.
Wig - two braids,
Make-up - ala vamp.
Oh, give me some water!
Not for children, but for us!
Nightmare, what the hell?
So this is…

Snow Maiden

You chose her for a long time,
We went and measured everything.
Brought home, untied
They fell silently in fear.
It happens and so, bald.
Cover it with white cotton.
Hang with a garland, balls,
And enjoy with your friends.
After all, it's not all about the needles,
It is important that it is in the house ...

There's only a minute left
The New Year is about to come.
We urgently need to open
Pour into glasses.
And it stuck in spite,
It's a real mess right here.
And they shake him, and beat him,
The guests are waiting for the pour.
Already dances with him are shamanistic,
Reveal to us...

Champagne

Colorful rain is coming!
The soul of the guests sings!
Only the owners are sad
And stand on the sidelines
How long will they take revenge
Circles -…

Confetti

Finally the chimes strike!
We are launching fireworks!
The first one went out immediately.
And the second is deaf to arson,
The third flew to the neighbors,
And the fourth - right up to the bears.
That's the miracle - technology
CHINA…

Pyrotechnics

The main guest on the whole table!
In every Russian family he is!
Are you tired, sir?
Relax in….

This guest is also important to everyone,
Contact has already been established with him.
Timid - gives courage
And courage sets everyone.
In the New Year, this is the password -
Everyone has to…

Alcohol

If you are on New Year's Eve
Depicted an airplane
Or even a helicopter
Or just like flying.
We just started taking off
And then forward, forward,
Did not fit into the turn
The door flew into your forehead -
Attach immediately...

How can we not have fun?
Have fun and dance!
Smile and laugh
Pour and drink!
Everyone rests on New Year's Eve
And forget about tomorrow.
Guilty of all the potion -
Hurts in the morning...

Hangover

LEADING. So, our first contest is over. The team is leading in it………………………………….
Applause!
By tradition, people celebrate the New Year with "Champagne".
I OFFER A TASTING TO THAT YOUR LIFE IN THE NEW YEAR WAS LIKE "CHAMPAGNE" - EASY, EXCITING, BEAUTIFUL AND OVERFLOWING!

PHONE GRAM № 8 - light music.
Drinking break - 5-7 minutes.

BABA YAGA. If you are at ease,
And they came to us not for an hour,
Offer disco shake
Spend it right here, now!
Have fun, don't sit!
Come out and dance!

PHONE GRAM № 9 - dance break 15-20 minutes.
The guests of the evening are dancing.

BABA YAGA. Well, faq, killer whales, warmed up? So, we are ready for the next competition, which is called "NEW YEAR'S TRAFFER".
LEADING. And the task is unique - New Year's dance.
You are welcome to our hut. 3 representatives from each team.
(Team representatives leave.)
LEADING. Each dance group will have time to change and present to the public those dances that are listed on these cards.

(To the team "Snegurochka" - "Lezginka", to the team "Santa Claus" - "Dance of the Little Swans")

You can go get ready!
(Members of both teams leave to get ready.)

LEADING. In the meantime, we announce the next competition ...

BABA YAGA. It is called "TAMADA, GIVE IT HEAT!", or "I WILL SAY!"
Each team needs to come up with, and then one representative from the team, pronounce an original toast so that it contains mystery, festive piquancy and a call to raise glasses. Are there volunteers? And remember that you have a chance to become Santa Claus or Snow Maiden.
(Those who wish go out to prepare for the toasting contest.)

LEADING. In the meantime, our creators will compose New Year's tirades, music will sound. And if someone has a desire to dance or drink - please! Such an impulse of the soul is not forbidden!

PHONE GRAM № 10 - Dance block 15-20 minutes.

Those who want to dance

BABA YAGA. Well, now it's time for the participants of the New Year's Stomp contest to shine. Starts his team "Santa Claus".

PHONOGRAPH No. 11 - "DANCE OF THE LITTLE SWANS"

The contestants of the team "Santa Claus" perform a dance.

LEADING. Three dance teams "Snegurochka" enter the fight.

PHONE GRAM № 12 - "LEZGINKA"

The contestants of the team "Snegurochka" perform a dance.

LEADING. Bravo! You can get well-deserved tokens, as well as transform and go to the festive tables ...

The contestants leave to change.

(A competition is being held. The presenter and Baba Yaga evaluate it, inviting guests to support the speakers and raise glasses for everything they have said. The winner of the competition is awarded a token.)

LEADING. Games are loved by old and young,
Who doesn't want to play?
We invite you to frolic: play, have fun!

(The presenter and Baba Yaga conduct a game block.)

The game block includes games:
"SYMBOL OF THE YEAR" (teams of 5 people participate)
NEEDED: 2 chairs, 2 blindfolds, 2 markers, 2 A3 paper sheets)
TASK: running up to a sheet of drawing paper one by one, draw in parts that the presenters indicate, the symbol of the year, previously blindfolding with a bandage.)
"WITCHFLIGHT" (2 teams participate with the same number of participants in each.)
NEEDED: 2 sets of skittles, 2 brooms.
TASK: each player of the team, sitting on the broom in turn, must run the distance around the skittles placed on the floor, and returning to the team, pass the broom like a baton. Who is faster and better.)
"BURST THE BALL" (any number of couples participates - (man + woman)
NEED: Balloons by the number of pairs.
TASK: holding the ball between the priests, dance to a fast sounding melody, trying to burst your ball.
The couple whose balloon burst last wins.)

BABA YAGA. It's time for everyone to drink
Participants of KVN - "Hurrah!"
So that happiness is in full for you -
Drain the glasses to the bottom!
I OFFER A TAST FOR THE PASSION OF THE KVN GAME!

PHONE GRAM № 13. - Light music.

A small drinking break.

LEADING. To us, friends, the fun is not appeased now
We are waiting for you in the circle soon - go dance!

PHONE GRAM № 14 - Dance block 25 minutes.

BABA YAGA. Hey people, welcome! Russian entertainers called peddlers!

LEADING. To make the holiday even more fun -
New Year's lottery draw begins.
Hurry! Hurry up to play the lottery,
Because you can win happiness in the lottery!

(The drawing of the "New Year's lottery" begins. See the appendix.)

BABA YAGA. New Year's KVN continues,
A new competition for teams is announced!
And the competition is not simple - song-naughty! "VOTE FOR
ALL Frets"
LEADING. Let each team now nominate its delegates to participate in it.
BABA YAGA. 3 people from each team.

(Candidates come out.)

Go with just Maria, that is, with just ____________, she will explain everything to you.
(They leave the hall.)
Oh, I'll tell you a secret: what are you waiting for-o-t! But this is a mystery behind seven seals. And so that I do not blurt out, I will tell you what awaits you in the very near future.
Waiting for you all "Gypsy", -
Dance from the heart!
Get off the table
Yes, dance fast!
I announce a competition for the best performance of "Gypsy". Don't forget that tokens and the prospect of the titles of Ded Moroz and Snegurochka are waiting for the winners!
Everybody is dancing!

PHONOGRAPH No. 15 - "Gypsy".

Those who wish take part in the competition for the best gypsy dance. Tokens are awarded to the winners.

BABA YAGA. Feet-chickpeas, fir-trees-sticks,
A fortune teller will appear in the hall!
She will tell everything about everyone,
Many will predict fate.

PHONOGRAPH No. 16 - “Fashion changes daily ...”. The phonogram is mixed.

A fortune teller appears in the hall. There is a joke going on.

BABA YAGA. I wanted to please my ears with a good song. Fathers, I forgot about the contestants! But they announced the contest “We vote in every way!”
I’ll tell you my secret: they arrived at your feast ...
In general, listen to my riddles. And in them - New Year's wishes from famous people.

Wish you great happiness
Presenter GALKIN and singer PUGACHEVA!

PHONOGRAPH No. 17 - The song "This is love" performed by M. Galkin and Al. Pugacheva.

A parody number is being performed.

Bright colors like mimosa in spring
They want Serdyuchka, and, of course, GluckOZA!

PHONOGRAPH No. 18 - The song "I wanted a groom" performed by Verka Serduchka and GlukOZY.

A parody number is being performed.

Live in the New Year without resentment and strife
They want Rasputin and Phil Kirkorov.

PHONE GRAM No. 19 - The song "Tea Rose" performed by M. Rasputina and F. Kirkorov.

A parody number is being performed.

LEADING. I suggest you fill your glasses and drink so that the pop stars are more often with the people, please us with their art, well, and today's wishes would certainly come true in the New Year.
PHONOGRAPH No. 20 - Light music. 3 minutes.

A small drinking break

BABA YAGA. We have fun, we laugh, we relax,
We entertain guests with a joke.
And now with a smile we invite
Get you to the disco soon!

PHONE GRAM № 21 - Dance break 20 minutes.

LEADING. After the dance on the cheeks blush,
Warmed up, provoked you dance.
It's not time to rest yet.
Waiting for the dance, of course, the game!

GAME BLOCK - 2-3 GAMES.

10-15 MINUTES BEFORE THE NEW YEAR.

LEADING. Dear friends! Time is so fleeting... Already the hands of the clock are inexorably striving to come together, announcing the onset of the New, ____ year. Fill glasses with Champagne.

PHONOGRAPH No. 22 - "A song about five minutes"

EXACTLY AT 24-00 THE PHONOGRAPH No. 23 "THE BATTLE OF THE CHIMES" SOUNDS. The phonogram is slightly mixed so that the text can be heard.

LEADING. The chimes are beating. moments
Measure your run.
Like notches in time
The year turns into a century.
So the relay runner
Tremblingly waiting for his turn.
This is how the time is divided:
Summer heat, winter ice.
Beat the chimes and the stars
Whispering wisdom from heaven:
The step of the earth is short,
The trace of the earth is forever.
Beat the chimes, piercing
The sound of the air of the country.
We wish earthly blessings
All friends and family!
For time to fly
Quickly, as in a turn,
For the song to ring
In every good soul!

LEADING. HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS!
BABA YAGA. WITH NEW HAPPINESS, KASATIKI!
LEADING. Now we will part with you exactly on ......
and meet here at …….. hour, ……. Minutes to hold alternative elections of Father Frost and Snow Maiden and continue the New Year's fun.

(Guests can go outside, arrange fireworks, those who wish can dance, chat with friends, congratulate them on the New Year, perhaps someone will want to watch the New Year's address to the citizens of Russia by the President of Russia on TV.
Again, the guests of the holiday gather in the hall at the time agreed by the hosts.)

LEADING. Attention! Attention! Do not miss! An important moment is coming - the election of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Let's calculate who managed to earn how many tokens, and which team can be called the winner. Though that's not the main thing tonight. The main thing is that you have a good New Year's mood.
So, the honorary Santa Claus is recognized ... Applause!
And his charming companion, the Snow Maiden, is recognized ...
Applause!
We ask that you dress appropriately and be prepared.
make a toast and organize a round dance near the beautiful Christmas tree.

(The chosen ones for the role of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden leave to change clothes.)
BABA YAGA. Well, faq, killer whales, was it fun? That's it ... It's time for me to celebrate the New Year in my hut. Although I sometimes grumble at my robbers, but, go ahead, my guests have been waiting for me.
Merry New Year everyone! Pokeda, doves!

(Baba Yaga "flies away" from the hall.)

LEADING. Friends! On this beautiful evening, I want to make another toast. I ask you to raise your glasses to tomorrow's economic paradise, in spite of today's price hell, to the coming genius of your children, to your beloved wives, in spite of television beauty contests, to your husbands. Despite the fact that they are not very similar to Schwarzenegger and Alain Delon. Despite adversity, despite worries - smile! Not to survive, but to live! Just live! Just believe! Just to love!

(Guests drink for the proposed toast.)

LEADING. Snow is spinning, snow is flying, a light breeze is blowing,
It's already 12 on the clock, it's New Year's on the planet.
Happy New Year! With new happiness!
Let it spin you today
This kind, this gentle
New Year's snow waltz!

PHONE GRAM № 24 _ - "Waltz" by G. Sviridov
Those who want to dance

LEADING. Here Yaga taught me little tricks. I'll try.

Conjure, woman, conjure, grandfather,
Three on the side, yours are gone.
Ace of diamonds, pine coffin,
Appear with granddaughter grandfather!

(Waves a magic wand.)

Magic wand, help me out: turn the word into deed!

PHONOGRAPH No. 25 - Exit of Father Frost and the Snow Maiden.

Grandfather Frost and the Snow Maiden enter the hall, pronounce the text of congratulations (pre-prepared and beautifully decorated scrolls).

SANTA CLAUS.
Through snowstorms, blizzards and snowstorms
My granddaughter and I flew to the holiday,
To be brighter in the world of the way,
So that everyone finds what they would like to find.

SNOW MAIDEN.
New meetings are already on the threshold,
New adventures await you
Joy, peace, prosperity, health,
We wish you well in the New Year!
SANTA CLAUS.
May life always be happy
Decorate her with smiles...

SNOW MAIDEN.
Let the familiar words sound:

TOGETHER: HAPPY NEW YEAR! WITH NEW HAPPINESS!

LEADING. Have fun honest people
Sadness - well, not a bit!
Let's start - like a round dance
"The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree"!

PHONOGRAPH No. 26 - The song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest."

All participants in the evening dance around the Christmas tree.

SANTA CLAUS. Sorry, but it's time to say goodbye...
SNOW MAIDEN. We leave to meet again.
LEADING. Finally, let's raise our glasses
For hope, faith, love!

(TOAST.)
We say goodbye to you, and our evening continues with the rhythms of the New Year's disco!

(The presenter, Santa Claus, the Snow Maiden leave. The disco continues until the end of the evening.)

playing out interesting scenarios and funny scenes - a guaranteed way to make any festive event exciting, interesting and memorable. Therefore, it is not surprising that more and more of our fellow citizens for the New Year are planning a fun party instead of a banal feast. theme party with games, competitions and skits. Moreover, funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for cheerful company or for a corporate party, you can either find it on the net or come up with it yourself by changing and playing the script from any popular fairy tale, movie or book. And to make the guests fun and interesting, each participant in the game can improvise, making their own changes to the game. By the way, the most fun and favorite New Year's scenes for adults are scenes with jokes and well-known fairy tales with comic plot changes. And here we will share ideas and videos of New Year's scenes for every taste - below our guests can find short, funny and fabulous scenes for a corporate party or a friendly party.

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Funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for adults

Come up with funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for adult company friends is actually very simple. You can take any topic from life as the basis for the script, as well as great idea will compose a skit based on your favorite comedy movie or Stand Up comedians. But still, the most relevant at the party will be scenes about the New Year, in which you can beat funny, funny or comical cases that happened or could happen on this fabulous night.

Sample script for a funny scene "How not to behave on New Year's Eve"

A great idea for a funny modern scene would be the scene "How to behave in the New Year." To play this scene, you need 2 people who will conduct a dialogue with each other, making everyone present fall with laughter. Below is an exemplary scenario for such a scene, but if desired, it can be changed and supplemented by inventing your own cool examples how exactly you can not behave on New Year's Eve.

Scenario of the scene "How not to behave in the New Year"

Host 1: Dear guests, I am so glad to see you all at this holiday. Now I will tell you how to properly celebrate the New Year 2019!

Presenter 2: And why are you going to tell us how to celebrate the New Year? I know better!

Host 1: You? Yes, how do you know how to spend the New Year holidays? Every December 31, you run to shops and supermarkets until 11 pm, since Santa Claus forbids you to buy sweets and gifts in advance!

Presenter 2: And this is told to me by a person who, at home under the Christmas tree, folds empty boxes tied with bows, photographs it and puts it in classmates with the caption “Look, everyone, how many gifts Santa Claus brought me”!

Presenter 1: At least I don’t give all my friends a box of “Bird’s Milk” bought at the nearest supermarket for a promotion for the New Year.

Presenter 2: But you celebrate the New Year with great fun - at 10 pm you turn on the TV and watch reruns of the show with Petrosyan until 4 am!

Presenter 1: And you, of course, spend old year and meet New much more fun! You go out into the street at half past eleven, approach all the companies you meet, congratulate them, and wait for champagne to be poured for you!

Presenter 2: And you never buy fireworks and crackers! Why, you can also see other people's.

Presenter 1: And you send the same congratulations found on the Internet to all your friends and relatives. Both women and men! And it doesn’t matter that it contains the words “so that your husband loves you and gives you flowers.”

Presenter 2: And you, under the chiming clock, write on a piece of paper the desire “Win ​​the lottery $ 1,000,000”, burn it, pour the ashes into a glass and drink this slop. But something in 10 years, Santa Claus has never fulfilled your desire!

Presenter 1: And this is told to me by a person who has never heard the chimes, since at that time he is already sound asleep on his face in a plate of salad.

Presenter 2: I don’t even know which is better - to sleep in a salad or to call on New Year’s Eve to all the former and drunken voices to tell them that they are bitches and immediately declare their love.

Presenter 1: And you don’t call anyone on New Year’s Eve - you’re busy at this time, telling the hostess how best to cook Olivier and herring under a fur coat, how she was supposed to decorate Christmas tree And what dress should she wear?

Presenter 2: And you never celebrate the New Year at home - you always ask for a visit to someone and sit there until January 3 or even longer, until you eat everything from the refrigerator and drink from the bar.

Presenter 1: And you wake up on January 1 at 8 in the morning and wake everyone up with the words: “Let's go outside to play snowballs, otherwise this year we have not been outdoors yet.”

Presenter 2: And you always take a bottle of champagne from the owner of the house with the words “yes, you don’t know how to open it correctly”, and as a result, you will hit someone in the eye with a cork, then you will break the chandelier.

Presenter 1: And you decided, drunk, to show how to do somersaults correctly, and as a result, you knocked down the Christmas tree!

Presenter 2: Yes, we are both good.

Presenter 1: In general, dear friends, if you want to have a great New Year's Eve ...

Presenter 2: Then remember that you can’t do it the way we do it!

Modern scenes about the New Year on video

On the video you can see a funny and bold modern scene for the New Year for adults "Talent Competition". To make all the guests have fun, you can use the idea of ​​\u200b\u200bthis skit, but give all participants the opportunity to show their imagination and demonstrate their talents and ideas.

The idea of ​​a scene for the New Year 2019 for a corporate party: old fairy tales with jokes in a modern way

We all love fairy tales since childhood, and even adults believe in miracles on New Year's Eve and are ready to plunge into the atmosphere of a fairy tale. Therefore, a great idea for a scene for the New Year 2019 for a corporate party is fairy tales with jokes on new way. play out funny scene possible on the basis of any famous fairy tale, and to make the guests even more fun, you need to prepare the appropriate props in advance, with the help of which the participants will be able to transform into fairy-tale characters.

New Year's scene "Grandma Ezhka"

Grandmothers Ezhka in the New Year's scene are funny positive characters who will amuse all the guests with their dialogue. 5 Butterflies Ezhek participate in the scene, they can be both girls and women, and men, and the second option will be even funnier. Example Scenario this scene below.

5 grandmas Yozhek come out and conduct a dialogue:

The first grandmother turns to her companions: For a long time we didn’t go anywhere, didn’t hang out anywhere. It's time to shake the old days! Oh look! Why is everyone gathered here (looks around at the guests)? They must be celebrating something.

Second: One hundred percent. If everything is assembled, then we go to Kashchei for a party. (pulls phone out of pocket and dials a number). Hello, Kashchich! All is ready? Then we hurry to you. We fly at full speed (refers to grandmas). Well, what are you going?!

Third: How do we find out what is being celebrated here?

Fourth: Let's just ask (addresses the guests). Hello, tell me what's going on here? For what reason did you gather?

Guests: Celebrating the New Year!

Fifth grandmother: Oh, so the holiday is planned here? Maybe then we’ll stay, otherwise it’s a long way to go to Kashchei, but my back hurts, I might not overcome this long journey.

All grandmothers, except for the second, answer in chorus: Come on, come on!

The first grandmother turns to the second: And you?

Second: What am I?

Third: Well, you and the wilderness! You would fly to Laura and check your ears!

Second: My electric broom is out of order, so I can’t fly to the hospital!

First: Ty, I bought myself a Mercedes a long time ago and cut it everywhere. So what? Are we staying for New Year's Eve?

Second: Of course! Let's show how we can rock?

The first turns to the DJ: Come on, turn on something for us?

The song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" is playing.

Grandmothers begin to make noise and resent.

Third grandma: DJ, what did you turn on? Come on, our love.

There is a song about grandmothers Yozhek, and characters demonstrate an incendiary dance, and then bow and leave.

New Year's scene "Turnip in a new way" - idea on video

The video below shows another version of the table scene with the fairy tale "Turnip" with jokes. This idea is perfect for a corporate party, which is attended by mature and elderly colleagues, as well as lovers who prefer quiet sit-down entertainment.

Funny short scenes for the New Year for adults

Short sketches for the new year for adults are a great way to make New Year's Eve fun and add variety to the traditional feast. Moreover, the main advantage of short scenes from long thought-out scenarios is the possibility of improvisation and involvement of all those present in the fun. And below we will share ideas on how to cheer up guests with a funny short scene on new year party in 1-5 minutes.

The script for a fun short scene "Rain for happiness" for the New Year

This scene is called "Rain for happiness." To carry it out, you need two opaque containers (for example, jugs, vases or pots). One container should be filled with water, and the other with confetti, and the leader should put the water container on the table next to him, and hide the jug of confetti so that it can be easily and quickly reached at the right time.

When the time comes for the scene, the presenter rises from his seat, makes a toast and tells that in countries with a humid climate there is a belief that rain on New Year's Eve is good luck and wealth. During his story, he must continually dip his hand into a jug of water so that the guests see the water. When everyone present is convinced that there is water in the jug, it must be discreetly replaced with a container of confetti.

At the end of his story, the host expresses regret that there is no rain outside, which means that everyone present will have to look for another way to become happy and rich in the coming 2019. But then he pretends to have an epiphany and loudly say “But by the way, this should replace the rain”, take a jug of confetti and splash its contents on the guests. Since everyone thinks that there is water in the jug, they will scatter from the table, and when they realize that it is raining confetti, they will laugh at the presenter's joke.

The idea of ​​​​a very fun short New Year's scene "Italian for the New Year"

The idea and approximate script for the funny mini-sketch "Italian for the New Year" is shown in the video. At the New Year's party, you can conduct such a scene according to the script from the video, or you can come up with your own little script based on it, for example, "Chinese for the New Year."

Cool and funny New Year's scenes for a corporate party

Corporate parties are often no less interesting and fun than New Year's Eve with family and friends. Leading corporate holidays, as a rule, they think over the theme and scenario of the party in advance and look for cool New Year's sketches for a corporate party, in which all guests can participate.

On the eve of the New Year's Eve, the company's employees themselves can come up with and rehearse a scene that they want to cheer up colleagues at a corporate party. Such skits will provide an opportunity not only to have great fun at the holiday, but also to get close to colleagues and show one more side of yourself.

Video with funny scenes at corporate New Year parties

On video from New Year corporate parties Russian companies you can learn interesting and cool ideas for scenes for the New Year. And videos with the coolest and funniest New Year's skits for a corporate party we have published below.

The coolest scenes for the New Year 2019 for a friendly cheerful company

To choose the coolest scenes for the New Year 2019 for a fun company, you need to focus on the preferences of all guests. If the majority of those present have acting talents and the ability to improvise, you can come up with and play skits based on fairy tales and films, and if guests like to laugh, short jokes with making funny wishes would be a great idea.

Since 2019 will be the year of the Yellow Earth Pig, a scene based on the fairy tale "Three Little Pigs" will be very relevant on New Year's Eve. An example scene scenario is as follows:

The king enters the stage.

The host says: once upon a time there was a king in the world. He owned vast lands. He was powerful and strong, all the neighbors treated him with respect. And he had a beautiful daughter.

Enters the stage beautiful girl and performs a graceful dance.

(At this time, the girl laughs loudly and boisterously.)

Because of this, no one wanted to marry the princess. All the princes and queens avoided her, and the royal daughter really wanted to get married.

The daughter turns to the king: I, father, will go to seek my happiness!

The king blesses his daughter, who goes to the forest.

As soon as she enters the forest, three little pigs come out to meet her. (Each of them needs to come up with a name in advance and interesting story. For example, about one host can say that he is a lover of acorns. For the role of this piglet, it is better to choose a well-fed man. The second piglet can be a womanizer and flirt with the queen. The third hero may be gay. You can come up with other stories on your own, depending on the audience.)

The king's daughter dances with each pig in turn, but suddenly runs out onto the stage grey Wolf. He scares the pigs.

The princess hides on the sidelines, because she was frightened of the wolf.

But the pigs were brave. Three of them attack the wolf and playfully beat him.

The wolf begins to beg for mercy and asks to be released, but the piglets continue their actions, while lamenting about how much trouble the wolf will bring them.

And this is where the princess comes into play. She felt very sorry for the wolf, and she asks the pigs to stop. Before her pleas, they retreat.

The king's daughter comes up to him, starts stroking him and helps him up. The princess falls in love with a wolf. They decide to get married. Of course, three piglets are also invited to this celebration.

In the video below you can see another idea very cool scene for the New Year for adults. This scene is perfect for a group of close friends.

Playing skits for the New Year is a great way to cheer up guests

New Year's script for adults

A lyrical melody sounds, the presenter reads.

Vedas: Snow is spinning outside the window,
And the frost grows stronger
New Year is knocking on the house
The holiday is coming.

Or vice versa:
Rain, sea of ​​mud,
Anyway, we are waiting for a miracle
On New Year's holiday.

From childhood we remember the covenant,
What's under the needles of the Christmas tree
We will receive as a gift
Not cones and needles.

Someone asks for a Mercedes
Someone raise,
Everyone believes that Frost
It will help without a doubt.

Someone is waiting for a lot of money
Someone only health
Well, our heroine
She is waiting ... I will not get ahead of myself!

So, let's begin. Not in the distant kingdom,
And in our Russian state
Once upon a time there was a girl
According to passport data, she is still young,
But in life, beauty is far from data,
So they called her Baba Yaga.
However, what am I saying?
Yagusya, tell us your story!

(Baba Yaga comes out, sings a song to the tune “Enchanted, bewitched”)

B.-Ya.: Enchanted, bewitched,
Disfigured by evil spells.
Unlucky in my personal life is fatal to me
It looks like I'll be lonely for the rest of my life.

Vedas: Do not be sad, do not be sad,
sweet girl
Believe it's New Year's Eve
A miracle will happen!

B.-Ya.: Miracles will not help,
I don't believe in them!
I decided that I would go
To the clinic to Kashchei!

I'll lie under his knife
Let me get cut
Botox under the skin, And acrylic on the nails.

Vedas: Oh, my poor
Victim of TV!
The result of the Kashchei procedures
We have seen everything!

Better take my advice:
Don't lock yourself up
Believe in a miracle, look for friends,
Join the fun!

And then the first miracle happened!
Snow Maidens are coming to us! Where are the girls from?
They gathered to deliver greetings
From all corners of the inhabited planet.

Well, let's meet them in Russian,
With a word and a good look, we greet.

(Song "Four yards")

So, who's the first one out here?
We are waiting, meet her, gentlemen!
Here she is, our first guest -
Snow Maiden from the Land of the Rising Sun!

(music sounds, a Japanese woman comes out with a saucer of rice, pours rice, dancing, singing with a Japanese accent to the tune of the song “Girls from high society”)

Japanese woman: I am thinned nature,
Came from Japan for a holiday.
New Year's Eve,
I want to wish you wisdom and happiness!

In the New Year, let you be together
Minutes of sadness, petyal, loneliness! - 2 times

(spoken) By your beautiful big tree
Mustache autumn prickly branches in needles.
In Japan, in order to avoid misery,
A beautiful tree is put on a seat.
And so that success sings to you like a bird,
Guests are served a rice dish.
Friends, I want to wish you from the bottom of my heart,
Stob you sent all the dresses in a kimono,

A stob of sun and rice was enough for you,
And there are more than a hundred good friends!

And I will advise you, oh, Yaga - San:
Mysterious ladies tut Musins ​​of all countries!

Forget those faceless models
And these surgical undertakings!
Yourself, Yaga - San, you will soon fall in love,
Find the zest in the image!

I ask you, and leaving,
I want to give you a dance, friends!

(Dance with fans, the Japanese leaves)

Vedas: Yes, the Japanese woman intrigued us.
Eastern woman knows a lot!
Well, what are you going to tell us now, Yagusya?

B.-Ya.: I need to think
I'm afraid to make a mistake!

Vedas: Think! Well, for now, like a bird,
The Snow Maiden is rushing to us from America!
In America, everyone says: "Time from money."
We paid her for the visit in rubles.
She values ​​money, she values ​​time
Therefore, her congratulations are brief.

(music sounds, American comes out,)

(spoken) Hello, hello, my friends!
I am sending you compliments from Mexico!
You are a strong and brave great people,
Today a whole wave is talking about you.
You are often shown on television,
But your face is always offended by something.
So laugh more, joke and sing
And don't stand still for more than a second!
Then maybe all of Mexico at once
Will come here to lissen tu you!

Well, now, I'll leave you, friends,
After all, the business can not be left for a long time.
And to increase the emotional background
I'm a cowboy. I give you for a laugh

(Dance of cowboys with horses)

Vedas: Yes, Americans are always ahead,
They firmly believe in themselves.
Don't put your finger in their mouth!
Yaga dear?
What do you say now?

B.-Ya.: I believe that the door to happiness will open!

Vedas: Well,
If so the plot of the fairy tale decided to spin,
I want to transform too!
New Year's whirlwind, spin us around quickly!
I want to be the Snow Maiden of gypsy blood!

(music sounds, Ved. runs behind the screen, comes out in a gypsy costume, sings to the tune of the song “Fashion changes daily)

(spoken) Romals! I beg your attention!
I want to give advice before the song.
Yaga, it makes no sense to live according to the schedule!
Let light illuminate your life, freedom, passion!

(to the audience) And I want to wish you good luck,
Let the pen turn golden every day,
Love to you, health and happiness in addition,
May whatever you wish come true!

(Song of the camp "Oh brook")

Viewers) Well, in the meantime, I predicted your fate,
From the tundra the Snow Maiden galloped to us
On frisky deer. She is an Eskimo
Sending warm greetings from the realm of frost!

(music sounds, Eskimo comes out, sings to the motive
songs "Eskimo and Papuan")

Eskimo: I am a shaman's wife,
Initiated into sorcery
And I want to wish you well!
And let the soul for a whole century
It will be pure like snow
And a blizzard will sweep happiness in life!

Eskimos, Eskimos! The cold doesn't scare us!
Eskimos, Eskimos! Grow in winter climates!
With Santa Claus in the neighborhood,
I live near my childhood
He told me in secret
What gifts await you all!

(to Baba Yaga) However, I sympathize with you very much.
My advice: don't shut yourself up.
So that in old age you are not left alone,
Be gentle with people, like spring!

(Dance "I'll take you to the tundra")

(to the audience) It's time for me to return to the tundra, however!
Live, work and be rich!
Catch good luck and happiness in addition!

(music sounds, Eskimo, leaves)

(to Baba Yaga) Tell me, finally, what did you decide?
Perhaps we can do without acrylic?

B.-Ya.: And you don’t need silicone with Botox!
I believe, for suffering, a reward awaits me!

Vedas: Great! But fortunately, you need to be prepared,
It is no coincidence that the proverb says:
They meet us in life by our clothes.
I will invite a stylist to help - the highest class!

(calling cell phone)

Hello, good evening! Please come!
Give professional advice urgently!
We are waiting for you! Yes! Yes!
Blonde? Brunette?
(whispers) Such "beauties" are rare.
See you! We are waiting!

(to Baba Yaga) She will be here soon.

B.-Ya.: Who?

(The screensaver "Fashionable sentence" sounds) Me! Vyacheslav Zaitsev.

Stylist:

I will emphasize the nuances, I will place the accents,
And dreams will come true, and you will meet the Prince! (

(takes Baba Yaga by the hand, leaves)

Vedas: It seems that I have no doubts
Our fairy tale plot is moving towards the denouement.
I believe the work of the master is afraid,
Stylist Vyacheslav Zaitsev
Help Baba Yaga transform!

And we, while the stylist creates manipulations,
Let's support the climax with a fun scene!

(The scene "how my mother wanted me")

(music sounds, the Snow Maiden comes out ( former Baba Yaga) and Stylist
Vedas: But what do I see! Is it the same Yaga!
Yes, you will slay anyone here for sure!

Snow Maiden: No, I can’t defeat anyone with beauty,
I have already met my destiny!
Everything turned out as you predicted to me:
He is handsome and fit!
And I suit him!
But what will happen next, how will the race last
I will tell you friends
Next year
(Everyone who spoke comes out, becomes a semicircle)

Vedas: Well, now,
Let's remember childhood
Let's call Santa Claus!

And the words are:
"Santa Claus, come quickly!
To make it more fun!"

(music sounds, Santa Claus comes out)

D.M.: Hello, dear guests!
I'm very glad to see you!
Well, let's not waste time
And let's continue our holiday!

Let the new one give us
Health, joy and happiness!

Anyone who is single, get married.
Everyone who is in a quarrel - make peace,
Forget about insults.
Everyone who is sick - become healthy,
Bloom, rejuvenate.
To songs, to dances
Never shut up!
Happy New Year with a new happiness!
May you be in trouble!
(music sounds, all the heroes come out, sing New Year's

 

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