New Year's event for college students. Scenario of the New Year's Eve “The New Year is rushing towards us. New Year's performance for youth
Scenario NEW YEAR'S PARTY for students
(Song "Three white horses")
Presenter: Hello dear friends.
Leading: Good evening, teachers, guests, students.
Presenter: Let joyful laughter, jokes, jokes, songs, dances not cease today!
Leading: Lot Happy holidays in Russia, but New Year- the warmest, despite the hard frosts, the most beautiful, family holiday.
And we will not be mistaken if we say that today we have gathered as a big friendly family to celebrate the New Year!
(Suddenly, an ominous cry, threats, howl is heard from the end of the hall.)
Presenter:
What's this?
Leading:
Or who is it? We're having surprises tonight.
(Baba Yaga appears and performs her wild dance on the stage to the music)
Baba Yaga: I know nothing! I don't want to listen to anyone! My friend, even closer than a friend, my little, gentle Serpent-Gorynych entrusted me with the role of leader in this technical school, and just try to think of something against me! Don't get in trouble! Ah-ah!!! Woo!!! I’ll catch up on you, I’ll turn the evil eye, I’ll speak of brides and grooms, I’ll be sick for the whole year, my memory will be knocked out! Ah-ah!!! Woo!!!
Presenter:
Baba Yaga, yes, we see: you are very serious.
Leading: Yes, and I don’t want to mess with her either, well, her! Come on, Baba Yaga, let's take turns leading the holiday. Okay?
Baba Yaga: Try it, try it!
(dance of grandma and grandpa)
Baba Yaga: Well, what was it? Are you saying that I'm old?
Leading: Wait for Baba Yaga. You promised to lead New Year's Eve together and not interfere. We have everything according to the script.
Baba Yaga: Well go ahead with your script. Let's see.
Presenter:
The New Year must be met with a sense of accomplishment, moral relief: everything that I wanted to do, I did! Everything that I thought I did! And we?
Leading:
Yes, I tried too. I studied a lot, corrected my grades, reconciled with my parents.
Baba Yaga : Haha! Why bother and try? Why bother yourself? Excellent grades can be obtained by others, the easy way! I can help those who ask for help. But in return... In return, I will take your soul from you!!! Do you agree?
(girlfriends of Baba Yaga leave the hall)
Baba Yaga: Do you agree? With me to the Sabbath, to our holiday!
(can-can dance)
Presenter:
Yes, it won't go any further. We must do something, otherwise we will have surprises in the hall that are unnecessary for us! I still turn for help to a person whom I respect very much, I believe him. Guessed?
Everything:
Yes!
Presenter: Word to the director of the technical school ………...
(Congratulations from the director of the technical school)
Leading:
Light, pure forces always defeat evil! Happy New Year!
(the host appears, dressed in a New Year's costume and sings the song "Snowflake" with the host)
(Mysterious music sounds. An astrologer appears)
Astrologer:
Today is your special day, my friends! Today you will learn everything about your present, past and future! This year the stars favor you and bless you for strong, passionate love! Give me everything, just one ruble, and you will know the name of your lover, the day, the place of meeting, the hour and even the minute when you throw yourself into each other's arms! So, don't be shy...
(reads astrological forecasts)
Presenter: And what have you astrologer prepared for us, for us for all?
Astrologer: According to the eastern calendar, this will be the year of ………...
Leading: It smelled like the east to me.
(East Dance)
Astrologer : I came with my student - a little page - a magician!
Page: I'm not a magician, I'm just learning. I have a good heart and it can do real miracles.
Presenter: And now you can take us to a fairy tale, for example, "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."
Page: I'll try.
(Waving wand. Music sounds, and Snow White and 7 dwarfs appear.)
Presenter: Guys, let's ask Snow White and the dwarves to speak to us.
(dwarfs and Snow White dance)
Baba Yaga: Fu, how trite everything is. And I propose a New Year's flash mob. Come out, everyone.
(dance of little ducks)
Leading: Baba Yaga, we have the same script ...
Baba Yaga: No fun in life…some kind of lyrics….
(Song "Winter Dream")
Presenter:
Leading:
"Santa Claus, Snow Maiden - we are waiting for you"
(Gypsies come out dancing)
Presenter: Well, what is it?
Leading: Baba Yaga are your tricks?
Baba Yaga: And what do you not like - such funny girls. You need this old man with his granddaughter. It's trite and not interesting.
Presenter: According to the scenario, we have Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden - do not interfere.
Baba Yaga: Yes, please, please.
Leading: So, let's go through this place in the script again.
Presenter: Friends! And what is the New Year without Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden?
Leading: Let's call them together.
"Santa Claus, Snow Maiden - we are waiting for you"
(Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden come out)
Father Frost:
Hello dear guests!
Happy New Year to you!
Snow Maiden:
December day today is wonderful,
Frost is only a joy, snowflakes fly.
Father Frost:
Today friends cannot be without songs,
You can't live without songs and you can't live without dancing.
Today, friends, we congratulate you
And we wish everyone more than once
Health, success, good grades
Happy New Year to all of you, with new happiness, friends!
Presenter:
Grandfather Frost, we have been waiting for so long, worried.
But here you are, so let's get up in a round dance,
Let's celebrate the New Year with a fervent song!
Father Frost:
And celebrate the New Year, friends,
We can't live without a song.
We will sing about the Christmas tree
And let's go around it.
And as we go along
Let's figure out who we're singing about!
(The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree)
Leading: Santa Claus, sit down, rest, listen to the gnomes read poetry.
(dwarfs read poetry)
1 dwarf - Boil champagne in a glass,
Bubbles will scatter around.
The old year hastens to say goodbye to us!
The new one enters like a new friend!
May it be full of inspiration
Joy, love and beauty!
Let him give the best moments
And fulfill everything cherished dreams!
Open your door with hope
Looking forward to happy change!
And he will step out of a snow blizzard
Under the native vaults of your walls!
2 dwarf - Under a quiet, slow snow
Walking with soft steps
Stepped over the threshold
The past year, saying goodbye to us.
Let him go, that's the way it should be
You don't regret anything!
A new one is already knocking on the door,
So open it up for him!
Believe that this year is coming
Fulfill everything that the heart is waiting for!
He will definitely be the best.
successful and happy year!
3 dwarf - New Year is coming!
Snowy, frosty, spruce!
Joyful, friendly, happy -
Twelfth, tireless!
After all, people are waiting for him,
Always dreaming of a miracle!
Happiness is already starting in it!
Let it be bright for everyone
4 dwarf - Happy New Year, new snow!
Let dreams come true
So that barriers - without a run -
Awesome height!
There is no better holiday!
How much joy in the soul!
New thoughts in a new song
New meetings and in general! ..
Let the past not return
A new day will come again
Only the old remains
Our friendship and love!
5 dwarf - This is how the world works,
Starting from the beginning of the universe:
New year - many summers,
To the outgoing - goodbye!
May all of us be warmed by expectations!
May our success not be torn to pieces!
May we become kinder and wiser!
Happy new year friends! With new happiness!
6 dwarf - May happiness come to you in the New Year
Will definitely come into the house!
Keep the door open
And wait for his appearance.
Will cross your threshold
And relieve anxiety
All diseases and misfortunes,
Even small misfortunes.
Will bring you to the New Year
Lots of fun things to do
And work for the soul -
But not for money!
7 dwarf - I want to congratulate you today,
On a beautiful New Year's day,
So that your New Year's holiday is merry,
And you dropped a heavy burden of worries.
Let the table be set in spite of the blizzard, bad weather,
A full glass is poured with champagne,
Let there be only happiness in your house,
So that most best year the future has become.
Leading: And our students can sing…
(song "And it's snowing")
Leading: And yes, they can dance...
(tango dance)
Father Frost: Yes, you have talented students in your college.
Snow Maiden: Grandpa, let's check if they can play?
Father Frost: Let's granddaughter play the game "Freeze" - show your hands guys, and don't blame anyone I freeze - do my job.
(play a game and choose 10 people)
Father Frost: So, here are the frozen ones. And to keep warm you need to sing ditties.
(students sing ditties)
The life of a cheerful student
Deserves compliments!
Only here is a headache,
You have to learn everything!
It's cool that the student lives,
Glory and honor to him!
How to pass what offset,
Knowledge student gnaws!
He writes a big kursak,
In words - a great artist!
Goes straight to the Internet
And shakes without problems!
We will sing ditties
Let's sing without delay -
I didn't come for a couple
Not alone - with Olezhka!
Oh, student, you are destiny,
You are a bitter fate
The second year I twist love
With only one trio.
Outside the window, a car drives
Yellow with a flasher
I'm caught red-handed today
With a long crib.
Unlucky, so unlucky
Unlucky boy:
There are no ratings
In his record book.
Oh student life
Fortune you are wrong:
I won't graduate from college
Probably never me.
Dear moms, dads,
Aunts, uncles, grandmothers!
Give me money, at least a little
We would hit ok!
The life of a student is fun
Too bad it's not permanent
She'll be over soon
Our life is carefree.
Snow Maiden: Grandpa, you need to test them again. Let's have a competition for the best dancer.
Father Frost: And come on, granddaughter, and let's warm ourselves up.
(competition for the best dance)
Father Frost:
Today is New Year's Eve
And in this most wondrous hour
I want God to be your mentor
More joy in store!
Snow Maiden:
So that there was a lot of laughter, light!
For more magic!
So that all the answers to questions
Found simple for a reason!
Father Frost:
So that all adversity disappears at once!
So that there is happiness all the years!
Good weather in my heart
To live forever!!!
(Song "New Year")
Presenter: Father Frost and the Snow Maiden went on to distribute congratulations and gifts.
Leading: And we have a New Year's disco ...
Students are cheerful and cheerful people. That is why we have come up with new and funny scenes for the new year 2016 for students. The scenes are perfect for a performance at a student KVN. And the jury will definitely appreciate your efforts.
Two students come on stage, drag Santa Claus, put him on a chair and tie him with ropes.
Father Frost:
Guys. What is this, a kidnapping?
Student 1:
No grandfather, this is the court!
Student 2:
Yes, this is the judgment that will put an end to our suffering!
Father Frost:
Since this is a court, where is the judge? Where are the prosecutor and the jury?
Student 1:
And we are judges, and prosecutors and jurors!
Student 2:
And we are the accusers and we will pronounce the verdict!
Father Frost:
Well, if so, then let's get started!
Student 1:
Let's start! Do you remember, grandfather, New Year 1993 in kindergarten number 173?
Father Frost:
Oh, granddaughter, it was a long time ago, but I kind of remember. What is it?
Student 1:
What? What's happened? Yes I am after this New Year's party all scratched up! I was even teased by friends - tsap tsarapych! Do you know why I'm all scratched up? Yes, because the Christmas tree is wide, and there are few children! But after all, round dances must be led in order to receive a gift! So we tried for a gift! What's in the gift? Candy! Gingerbread! And one chocolate. And the kind that you can only give it to someone else!
Father Frost:
So this, granddaughter, what have I got to do with it? After all, it was you educators who forced you to dance!
Student 2:
Are you here? Do you remember the boy Valera, who was 16 years old, and he wanted to feel like a real man?
Father Frost:
Valera? Well, yes, I remember something. What did I do wrong?
Student 2:
What's wrong? So you think you did the right thing? That is, I thought to spend new year holidays with heifers and grandmothers, but spent them on a collective farm and do you think everything is like that here?
Father Frost:
Well, dear, it is necessary to clarify what kind of heifers and what kind of tanks. I'm old, for me heifers are cows, and grandmas are old women. Your slang is not completely clear to me!
Student 1:
Okay, okay, let's say you don't understand the slang. But how could my desire be fulfilled in my own way?
Father Frost:
What is desire?
Student 1:
I'm only 18 years old and I asked for two girls for me to have a great time! And what did you give me?
Father Frost:
He gave two girls. By the way, what did you call it?
Student 1:
Masha and Marina!
Father Frost:
Well, you see, you are having a great time with your two daughters, girls, with Masha and Marinochka!
Student 2:
So, grandfather, this is already too much! Do you fulfill anyone's wishes at all?
Father Frost:
Of course I do! For example, after the President's New Year's address, when he said, may your dreams come true, the people made a wish. And the president went to the zh..u.
You see, I can fulfill the desire! What is your desire now?
Students think and make a wish.
Students:
Everything is ready!
Father Frost:
I do!
And after these words, the students begin to leave the stage against their will.
Students:
Hey. Frost, where are we???
Father Frost:
W..y!!!
Key tags:
Scenario New Year's Eve.
Target: spend entertainment event for students on New Year's Eve.
Equipment : laptop, CD, 12 balloons, 3 scotch tapes, 3 scissors, cosmetics, a scarf, a scarf, a hat, a stencil with wishes, Q&A notes, lyrics for the song “It’s cold in winter for a little Christmas tree”, leaflets for a music competition, questions for a competition funny nonsense”, a stencil for congratulating Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
Characters: Presenter, Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, Goblin, Baba Yaga
1.Music - "New Year's"
Presenter 1:
Friends! Trees are lit up everywhere.
May everything that we have planned come true!
Each house will have a full bowl,
And all our loved ones will be healthy!
Host 2:
Let's all make a wish!
Fate will not leave him unattended!
Bring back love and hope
May the coming year bring happiness!
2. Number from the group
The song "The Holiday Comes to Us"
Presenter 1: Hello, dhorny friends! Let's find out how you imagine Santa Claus. Answer me in chorus "yes" or "no".
Santa Claus - a great man?
Likes chocolate "Capital"?
Respect for youth?
Do you offer two scholarships?
Likes jokes, anecdotes?
What about school Saturdays?
Santa Claus sings ditties?
Does Grandpa have girlfriends?
Lead 2 : Santa Claus is already in a hurry to us. And tell me, do you know how to greet? (The audience answers.) Well, how will you greet your grandfather? (Answer from the audience.) And say what you can.
Nothing, I'll teach you now.
- Are you guys sick?
- Not!
- Or did you eat little porridge?
- Not!
- Or did you sleep a little at night?
- Not!
- Why do you greet sluggishly?
You need to shout at the top of your voice
What are you whispering under your breath?
Come on, together, loudly,
Friendly:
- Hello Dedushka Moroz!
Maybe they didn't wake you up?
- Not!
Or have you caught a cold?
- Not!
- Did a teacher torture you in college?
- Not!
- Did the parent flogged at home?
- Not!
You are good guys
But scream a little.
It needs to be screaming...
To make the chandelier swing
To make the walls shake
For adults to run away.
Let's call Santa Claus in chorus!
( Enter Baba Yaga in the crown of the Snow Maiden and Goblin in the hat of Santa Claus. They sing to the tune of the song "Oh, what a good, kind Santa Claus ...". )
Leading ( they look at each other in disbelief and ask: who is this?)
Goblin:
Oh what a good
Santa Claus is out!
Overgrown with a beard...
Baba Yaga:
With a pack of cigarettes!
Me with my figurine.
Goblin dear,
Glorious Snow Maiden...
Goblin: With a bone leg!
Baba Yaga: Hey Leshy! You throw a cigarette! Santa Claus is a non-smoking man!
Goblin: I'll throw it on the Christmas tree! You yourself said that we need to light the Christmas tree, but I forgot the matches at home!
Baba Yaga: Oh, you stupid stump! Are you completely crazy? The Christmas tree must be lit with words! Or in extreme cases, an incendiary smile! Well, it doesn't matter! For me, burn it with fire, this tree! We just need to inject a virus into their computers (shows a floppy disk), and this virus will take care of us, transfer the entire stipend and salary to our account! The main thing is that they accept our gift and do not suspect anything! Hello my precious ones! Happy New Year, Happy New Income! Be with money, like girls with earrings! Excuse me, my grandfather and I are in a hurry! We still need to catch the Sabbath! Here, take our little new year gift! New Year's wishes for each of you are recorded on this magical diskette, and as soon as you enter them into the computer's memory, they will come true right there!
Number from the group
3. Dance "Dolls"
( The real Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden enter, evil spirits back away )
Father Frost.
Good evening friends! Happy New Year, dear students and teachers!
Here I am, a seemingly solid man,
And the youth of the soul has not lost!
I didn't come in a wheelchair,
And he rode on a stray troika!
Snow Maiden.
December day today is wonderful.
And the frost does not care, and the snowflakes are circling
In a whirlwind of kind smiles and songs.
Father Frost.
We can't live without songs
We can't live without dancing.
We like a funny word.
Leading:
Happy new year friends!
With new happiness, friends!
Everything is ready for the concert.
Father Frost.
Happy new year dear friends! With new happiness! Who else is this?
Leading: Ouch! Two Santa Clauses and two Snow Maidens! Which of them is real?
Goblin: The first word is more valuable than the second!
Baba Yaga: Whoever has a magical gift is the real one! Yes, any man will say that I am the spitting image of the Snow Maiden!
Father Frost: These impostors must be "brought out into pure snow"!
Presenter 1:
Friends! I have in my hands the results of a sociological survey that we just conducted. Let's see which of the candidates running for the post of Santa Claus matches the named qualities! I read out the main requirements: “Two scholarships!” What will the contenders say?
Goblin: Do we have two scholarships? And what a good idea! Only three are better for me, and one for the Snow Maiden, she is still a minor! And let's go green!
Baba Yaga: And we give you a floppy disk for this!
Host 2: You did not understand, grandfather, we hope to receive a New Year's award from you!
Goblin: Yes, if I had money, I would not be standing here, but would be lying on the beach in the Canary Islands!
Father Frost: And I agree! Only not with money, but with their equivalent - laughter and smiles, each in the amount of two scholarships!
Presenter 1: That's great! Thank you grandpa! We'll have a fun year! And what about such a requirement: "Santa Claus sings ditties?"
Goblin: You are welcome!
I'm tired of Yaga
Snow Maiden is dear to me!
It's not a freak
A fight for quality!
Baba Yaga:
Me Kashchey which year.
Doesn't give dividends!
Spit on his baldness
And sent to Leshem!
Host 2: Somewhere I heard something similar! The last two lines are plagiarism!
Father Frost:
Carried money to MMM -
In Wet-Meteo-Frost!
And rainfall is questionable.
And he himself remained "with a nose"!
Presenter 1: The real truth, grandpa! You would "freeze" their accounts!
Father Frost: The time will come - and we will “freeze” both accounts and deposits!
Snow Maiden:
Everybody's looking west now
They want to live differently!
Santa Claus will be invited
Grandpa and I will be laid off!
Host 2: But this will never happen! Our Santa Claus will sing ditties and dance! And the girls love him! And Santa Claus - one as a finger! Neither the Snow Woman with him, nor the Snow Maiden!
Presenter 1: I convinced you, Santa Claus, but there are other ditties besides you, oh, how they want to speak ...
Number from the group
4. New Year's ditties
Father Frost: And why are you and I, Snegurka, we didn’t take a single snow woman with us?
Snow Maiden: Come on, grandfather, let's ask our viewers to help us
(Game "Snowmen")
Presenter 1: Three couples are invited to the stage
(couples exit)
Each playing couple receives three identical balloons (not inflated). Your task is to inflate them as quickly as possible while the song is playing and “blind” them into snowmen using adhesive tape. The prize goes to the most original and beautiful snowman, etc.
5. (happy music playing)
Finnish polka )
Host 2: Which snowman did Santa Claus like the most?
(Santa Claus looks and points)
So, this snowman won! Winners receive prizes!
Father Frost: Thanks to everyone who tried!
Presenter 1: Well, what about all of you about this: “He likes jokes, anecdotes”?
Baba Yaga:
And I have a joke. On New Year's Eve, as you know, it is customary to guess. One woman came to a fortune-teller and said:
- When I was with you last time, you told me that I would have a husband and five children!
- So what? - the fortune teller is surprised
- So, I really have five children!
- Very well!
- Yes, but I came to find out when I will finally have a husband!
Snow Maiden. And I have a children's joke.
A girl from a matinee writes a text message to her mother: Mom, on New Year's ball butterflies like metwelve girls. Thank you for the costume! yoursunique daughter.
Goblin: I have, too, about kids. The son asks his father:
Daddy, why did you hang the candies on the Christmas tree so high?
And this is so that you, baby, do not eat them until the New Year.
So what am I now, daddy, to choke on a serpentine?
Father Frost: And I have an ad at the Christmas tree market:
Buyer - remember who has an artificial Christmas tree at home, a fake Santa Claus will come with fake gifts!
Host 2: - Santa Claus, thank you for the gift you brought me.
Father Frost: - A trifle, not worth a thank you.
I think so too, but my mother told me to say so.
Number from the group
New Year's scene(1 "B")
Presenter 1: - Well, what did you and Katya decide about the New Year?
Host 2: - We decided - let it come.
Presenter 1: Dear friends! Judging by ditties and anecdotes,real e Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden - herethis pair!
Baba Yaga: Okay, figured it out, well, at least take a gift!
Father Frost: But this is not necessary! This is not a gift, but a real bacteriological weapon! Let's send this couple home with their CD and start celebrating the New Year!
Baba Yaga:
In appearance, I am a simple aunt -
No braid, no bow.
All day a bucket and a brush,
Where is the romance here?
Oh, howling, howling!
I sit on a broomstick!
Let the astronomers guess:
What is this UFO?
Under me big trees
Bumps bristle -
Dissecting on a panicle
Old cleaner.
Oh, howling, howling!
I sit on a broomstick!
Let the astronomers guess:
What is this UFO?
No wings, no motor
Not a nail, not a screw
And how do I break out into the open -
Well, catch up!
Goblin: Well, everything, grandma, make legs (run away)
Host 2: It's great that evil spirits will no longer get in the way and spoil our holiday. And the holiday continues!
Number from the group
6. Dance "Carnival"
Presenter 1: At the New Year's home holiday there is always one inanimate, but everyone's favorite object. What's this? No, it's not a tree, it's a TV. Now we want to check how familiar you are with New Year's movies! We will think of films whose heroes celebrate the New Year, and you answer. Only in rhyme!
Father Frost:
New Year's Eve was celebrated at the COTTAGE ...
Do you remember the movie... ("Gentlemen of Fortune"
.)
Leading
And, as usual, you WOULD look
We are on this night ... ("Irony of Fate".
)
Snow Maiden:
When the churochka flared up brighter,
The movie ended badly..."Snow Maiden".
)
Leading
You will meet a horned BEING.
Watch the movie... ("Christmas Eve"
.)
Leading
There comes the New Year FINAL,
And this movie is called... ("Carnival".
)
He was a freak, a dwarf, but LUCKY.
And the cartoon is called ... ("Nutcracker"
.)
Snow Maiden:
She was lucky to meet everyone at once.
A movie about these brothers ... ("12 months"
.)
Father Frost:
Although Santa Claus is actually a namesake,
But affectionately in the film is called ... ("Morozko"
.)
(prizes for those who guessed correctly)
Number from the group
7. The song "Happy New Year, dad ..."
Father Frost: Now let's get to the science! Let's check if Baba Yaga and Leshem managed to spoil our computer. I ask you to name 12 adjectives, but not colors!
Snow Maiden: And I'll write it down, grandfather.
8. Music “Pun. Fools village"
(The Snow Maiden writes them in order in the following text):
Our ... students and no less ... teachers gathered to conduct old year, which brought everyone a lot ... events. Everyone stood around ... Christmas trees., turned on ... music and made ... wishes. This ... holiday was visited by ... Santa Claus and .... Snow Maiden. He promised that the New Year would bring many... adventures,... success in studies and work, and... luck in love!
Father Frost: The Snow Maiden and I entered your initial data into our computer, and this is the forecast for the next year the program issued ...
Snow Maiden: ( Reads the text, highlighting the adjectives .).
Father Frost: May all good wishes come true! And besides, let everyone make their most cherished wish, and I promise to fulfill it!
Number from the group
9. Dance
Host 2:And finally, the long awaited musical competition. Now. Grandfather Frost, we will sing your favorite song. We will ask three musically gifted students to take the stage.
(participants leave)
Do you all know the children's song "The little Christmas tree is cold in winter"? She is cold, bored in the forest. Nothing, we hope that now it will become fun, and the well-known song will not seem so dreary and sad, because we will ask our participants to perform this song in different styles:
- in marching rhythm;
- in the style of rap;
- in folk style.
Each participant will have to sing this song in only one of the styles, and in which one, the lot will determine.
Presenter 1: And we will ask ... ... ... to remind the contestants the melody of the song (Performance.)
Now let the audience decide whose performance was the best. Applause to the first participant… Applause to the second speaker… And now to the third…
Number from the group
10. The song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" with staging.
Leading 1:
And now we will hold a contest "Merry Nonsense" (sets of strips of paper with text)
On the left side we have curious people, they will always ask, and on the right - know-it-alls - they will answer any question.
(The leader has two sets of strips of paper. In the left hand - questions, in the right - answers. The leader passes between the rows, playing alternately "blindly" pull out either the question (read aloud) or the answer.)
So please – 1st question… Answer..
Sample questions:
- do you read other people's emails?
- do you sleep well?
- do you listen to other people's conversations?
- Do you break dishes out of anger?
- can you put a pig on a buddy?
- do you write anonymously?
- do you spread gossip?
- do you have a habit of promising more than you can?
- would you like to get married?
- Are you obsessive and rude in your actions?
Sample answers:
- this is my favorite activity;
- occasionally, for fun;
- only on summer nights;
- when the wallet is empty;
- only without witnesses;
- only if it is not related to material costs;
- especially in a strange house;
- this is my old dream;
- no, I am a very shy person;
- I never turn down an opportunity like this.
Thanks for the interesting dialogue.
Number from the group
11. Song "The Last Day of December"
Snow Maiden:
And now it's time to play.The game is called "New Year's Eve"
4 people with good coordination are invited to the stage. Their task is to illustrate the presenter's story.
Presenter 1:
Listen first, then act
"On New Year's Eve, Santa Claus brings gifts to the family. He gave dad a comb. Let everyone right hand show how dad combs his hair. He gave his son skis. I ask you to show how your son skis, but do not stop combing. He gave his mother a meat grinder - you need to depict the rotation of the meat grinder with your left hand. He gave his daughter a doll that flaps her eyelashes and says "mom". And he gave his grandmother a Chinese bobblehead who shakes his head."
(The facilitator reads the 2nd time, and the participants perform)
Snow Maiden:
This participant receives the prize, because he managed to show all the given movements without losing his way.
Presenter 1: Everyone who participated today in the contests - well done! Keep it up in the New Year!
Host 2: Thanks also to the audience, if it weren’t for them, we wouldn’t get rid of evil spirits, we wouldn’t save our money and we wouldn’t celebrate the New Year.
Number from the group
12. Song "New Year" (Serduchka)
Father Frost.
Someone threw flowers on the windows.
Snow, like poplar fluff on the street.
They say what you think
On New Year's Eve, it will come true.
I wish students love
For the mind of unfinished business.
Teachers - so that excitement in the blood,
Despite the experience, seething.
Snow Maiden:
Happy New Year!
We believe life will flourish,
Hello, joy, youth, hello!
Hello bright day ahead!
Presenters: Once again, Happy New Year 2012 everyone!
Happiness to you and health! And now we invite you to a festive disco!
13. Music for the final
New Year's performance for youth.
Characters: Santa Claus, Snow Maiden (first played by a man, then beautiful girl) , Baba Yaga, Psychics, Holmes, Watson, Woland de Mort, Plastic Surgeon, Intern Levin, Magician Dropout, Gypsy, Gypsy, Tortila, Malvina.
A phonogram sounds, Santa Claus comes out with a staff, puts it next to the bed and goes to bed.
Voice of Baba Yaga. Look what they wanted: Give them the New Year! Frost with the Snow Maiden! Clapperboards! Do not be this! Don't be! I'll bewitch the girl - and that's it, the end of the world! Chufyrly-fufyrly! Cookies flour! Omnam style! Eka is rushing me! Because New Year! Did it work?.. Normal!
Santa Claus is waking up.
Father Frost. Listen, Snow Maiden! I had a wonderful dream - they bewitched you. Bring some tea, it's hot. Something I froze.
The bewitched snow maiden comes out.
Snow Maiden. Good morning, grandfather!
Father Frost. Mother honest! Have you looked in the mirror today? Where will I go with you? What are you now, in FIG, Snow Maiden? Pure fizruk! Woe to me, woe! Do not come to me!
They sing to the tune of "Songs of the King and Princess" from the film "The Bremen Town Musicians".
Snow Maiden. Did you not recognize me? I am a Snow Maiden.
Hands and feet - all mine, and the figure!
The New Year is ahead of us!
Father Frost. Give me tea and go away!
The Snow Maiden serves tea to Santa Claus, she herself looks into the mirror tray.
My condition is hysterical!
And cook me a dietary egg.
And I have no idea what to do.
Snow Maiden. I'm leaving for the egg!
Father Frost. I have no idea what to do?.. Why not call the “Battle of Psychics” here? Let the offender be found!
Psychic girls enter.
Who are you?
Together. Psychics top class!
Father Frost. You will live long.
First. We know!
Father Frost. Well, yes, you are that ... paranormal. Say who offended the Snow Maiden?
Second (sings to the tune of the song "Smoke"). If you knew how sorry we are
You would lose your appetite
If only I hadn't ordered an egg,
You would know what it says.
It doesn't matter what you said
After all, it doesn't matter what, but how.
I heard you, I understood
Yes, and you're far from stupid.
During the chorus, Santa Claus dances around his staff.
First. I clearly see: a man with a pipe.
Second. No, the pipe is small. Most likely a tube.
First. And a violin!
Father Frost. Why are you giving me riddles here!
Second. Sherlock Holmes!
Father Frost. How could he!
Second. Sherlock Holmes will help you!
First. And handsome Watson!
Father Frost. What are you on then?
Second. We have no time to deal with fairy tales.
First. We have real business. We went.
Father Frost. Come on, goodbye!.. Realists!
Sherlock Holmes and Watson enter, from the other side the Snow Maiden appears with an egg.
You, gentlemen, sirs, got there quickly from Baker Street. Ali there were no traffic jams?
Holmes. Yes, we are on a starship.
Father Frost (points backstage). And what is this bullshit?
Watson. And this is the latest modification of the drynolet.
Snow Maiden. Dear Holmes, comrade Watson! Help me girl! Bewitched, demons!
Holmes sings the song "I'm a brilliant detective", Watson sings along "Oh, yes!"
Holmes. Deduction is a terrible force!
Father Frost. Help me out, bitches! Find an adversary!
Holmes. Do not hesitate, tea, it is not the first time.
Watson (to Holmes). You quickly picked up the folklore language, my friend!
Snow Maiden. Folklore - not a runny nose, not a sin and pick up, doctor!
Watson. So, who do you think is to blame?
Holmes. In modern terms, Voland de Mort is to blame for everything.
Snow Maiden. Oh, I'm afraid, I'm afraid!
A phonogram sounds, Woland de Mort appears.
Woland de Mort. Yes, I'm terrible, I'm terrible! Yes, I'm ugly like Whoopi Goldberg! Yes, I am evil incarnate! But who came up with the idea that Voland de Mort is to blame for everything? TNT? So I don't watch it at all. Only the "Club of ex-wives"!
Snow Maiden. Do you remember episode 35? Such a terrible one comes and asks ...
Watson. Dear! Why did he bewitch the girl? Bring back the image! The guys are worried!
Snow Maiden. Sir Babaika! Of course, you don’t give a damn, but for normal people, winter holidays are disrupted!
Woland de Mort. Believe it or not, guys, I haven’t read about Santa Claus, I see the Snow Maiden for the first time. And I don't swear on anything - I don't believe in anything.
Holmes. What are we to do with you?
Woland de Mort (imitating Galustyan). understand, forgive.
Snow Maiden. He is also a liar! He is watching Our Russia!
Woland de Mort. Well, it was a sin. Once. I confess.
Holmes. Okay, man, you're free.
Woland de Mort leaves.
Watson. Or maybe the Snow Maiden was not bewitched at all, and these are all the consequences of an unsuccessful plastic surgery?
Snow Maiden. What are you talking about?!
Holmes. Who admits this?
Watson. Need to see plastic surgeons ASAP! Didn't they roll the Snow Maiden away?
The phonogram of the song “They say we are bullies” sounds, the Plastic surgeon (girl) and the intern Levin enter.
plastic surgeon (sings). They say we are byaki-buki,
Our clinic sucks.
Give me a scalpel in hand:
The world will be saved by beauty.
Botox gel! Our goal -
No wrinkles on the face.
It would be something and why, Watson!
Only moneybags come to us,
But the Snow Maiden has no money,
Grandfather does not have this amount -
Rhetorical answer.
Did not drive Santa Claus
Reduce the Snow Maiden's nose,
So we have nothing to do with it, Watson!
Holmes. And who is that next to you, madam?
Surgeon. This? Didn't you know? It's Intern Levin!
Levin. I'm not a doctor, I'm just learning! Let us go, please! We received a new drug today - we will taste it. And the Snow Maiden is not a topic at all ... dissertations!
Surgeon. Lord! Our clinic for a couple of hundred pounds will get rid of wrinkles forever. And to you, Watson, I guarantee also free shipping home in case...
Holmes (after much thought). She calls him Victor!
Snow Maiden. Whom?
Holmes. Your boyfriend.
Watson. That's where you're wrong, Holmes. It's just that the name of the clinic "Victoria" has fallen off the last two letters.
Snow Maiden. Yes, you are a magician, Watson!
Watson. Rather, I'm a half-educated Mage.
Holmes. That's right, Watson. We need a half-educated Mage! Let's go to the people!
Snow Maiden. Stop, guys! I will not go to the people! In this form? Let me be laughed at!
Holmes. Then smoke.
Snow Maiden. Smoking is harmful to health! I will download the delta! (Starts to pump a muscle.)
Holmes and Watson find a half-educated Magician with a toy dog in the hall.
Holmes. Kolis, boy, is it your doing? It’s better to be sincere right away, and we’ll issue a confession!
Watson (admiringly). Well, you, Holmes, give!
Mage dropout. Don't hurt me gentlemen! I'll tell you everything myself! See this dog? This is my doggy! She was alive until I decided to make her a man's friend. But, as always, what the hell happened. Imagine now what would happen to the Snow Maiden?
Watson. Elephant or goat?
Mage dropout. What am I talking about? Your Snow Maiden is not my handwriting. Let go, folks!
Watson. Go boy, go!
The half-educated magician leaves, talking to the dog.
Holmes. Pitiful, insignificant person!
Watson. Evening is approaching, but there is still no rest! Shouldn't we go to the gypsies?
Snow Maiden. Go without me. I'm not tired!
Holmes and Watson go in one direction, the Snow Maiden in the other. The gypsies appear.
Gypsy. What it is? What is it, I ask?! Look at that old horse thief! What did they ask you to steal the gelding, and what are you? It's not even an old horse. Where did you find her? At the cemetery? dug out of the ground?
Gypsy (sings to the tune of the song "Ay"). I would like to fit you "Volga",
So that you drive it like Schumacher.
Only the Volga will not last long,
And you yourself will say that I gave a blunder.
I would be able to buy "Okushka",
At worst, I would steal "Logan",
But remember, if you're not a sucker:
Gypsies ride "penny", and nothing more!
Enter Holmes and Watson.
Gypsy. What did they come? "Penny" is ours! Lost documents!
Holmes. Dear Romale! Confess, which of you cursed the Snow Maiden?
Both. It's not us!
Gypsy. We are neither cold nor, moreover, hot. We love the Snow Maiden terribly!
Gypsy. You know, in a pinch, I would take the horses away from Frost, according to the old gypsy custom. The Snow Maiden is not our business!
Gypsy. Let me guess, bitch. Gild the pen, yakhonty! (Sings the song "Fashion changes daily.") Go to the pond, romale, there you will find the turtle Tortila. Malvina still lives with her.
Watson. From gypsies to girls? Logically!
Holmes. Drop these oligarchic habits, Watson! You are not Prokhorov, and here you are not Courchevel!
Exeunt Gypsies, Holmes and Watson. Malvina brings Turtle Tortila and sits her down.
Malvina. Did I think that someday the theater would fall apart, the golden key would be transferred offshore, the troupe would migrate to the "Sweet Life", and I myself would find myself without a corner, without a roof and my hair would turn black from grief?
Tortila. Don't worry, baby! It's not your fault that the current generation is on the Internet, watching only the Simpsons and Dom-2. People stopped reading books and going to the theatre. Other times, other right!
Holmes and Watson exit.
Holmes and Watson. Hello!
Tortila. Hello! Are you looking for who bewitched the Snow Maiden? You are foreigners and do not know that in Russia, no matter what happens, Baba Yaga is to blame. Look for her!
Malvina. Once we had an artist in the theater, he played Baba Yaga. He got used to the image so much that, even after retiring, he did not want to change anything. Here is his address.
Holmes and Watson. Senk yu veri match! (They leave.)
Tortila. Did I hear correctly: they said “Senka, take the ball”?
Malvina. They are happy, grandmother, that soon they will earn money for a business lunch. It's time for us to wash our hands. (They leave.)
Baba Yaga runs out from behind the curtains, followed by Holmes with a whistle and Watson. Baby Yaga runs backstage, and the detectives stop.
Holmes. Stop! I will shoot!
Watson. And yet you are lying, Holmes! What to shoot? You don't even have a gun.
Holmes. And here it is! Water! Left over from last New Year!
Baba Yaga runs out at them and rests on Holmes's shoulder.
To stand!
Baba Yaga. I need a lawyer!
Watson. Wow, a fabulous creature, but there too!
Holmes. Answer, citizen!
Baba Yaga. I won't say anything!
Watson. Don't break, grandma! We hand over to the police - the fairy tale will end.
Baba Yaga. What do you need?
Holmes. Remove the damage, return the Snow Maiden to her original appearance!
Baba Yaga. And what I get for this?
Watson. The Nobel Peace Prize will probably be given.
Baba Yaga. Will it be enough for a new stupa?
Holmes. And on a stupa, and on a broom, and on rhinoplasty!
Baba Yaga. Oh yes!
Father Frost (appearing). Hey gay! Well, did you catch the lihodeyka?!
Holmes. Take the goods, merchant!
Father Frost. Admit it, old hag, why did you bewitch Snegurka?
Baba Yaga. Why don't you take me with you on New Year's Eve?
Father Frost. If that's all it is, then there's no such thing! We must be able to negotiate, Yagusya! Let's disenchant the Snow Maiden back!
Baba Yaga. Okay, just turn away, otherwise I'm a shy girl. Eh!.. Cookie flour, omnam style! Chufyrly-fufyrly! Break the spell, snow child!
The Snow Maiden - a beautiful girl - comes out with a song. By the end of the song, the tree lights up.
Snow Maiden. Grandfather! Look! What miracles! The Christmas tree itself lit up from my song!
Father Frost. These are not miracles, granddaughter! This New Year is coming!
Final Christmas song.
Happy New Year! With new happiness!
Scenario New Year's performance with interesting competitions.
Competitive program for the New Year for a friendly company
The curtain opens. "Round dance". At the end of the dance, Sergei and Galina come out in the costumes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, the Host.
Sergei (Santa Claus): Do you even know what you're talking about! I have every day scheduled not by hours, but by ... minutes! I don't have a second for your events!
Galya(Snow Maiden): We thought we needed to congratulate someone here, but in fact ... Your proposal is simply indecent! You've wasted our time!
Leading: My friends, calm down, listen to me to the end, and you will understand that the time you spent will pay off a hundredfold!
Sergei and Galya take off their costumes and hang them on the hangers on the proscenium.
Leading: Of course, you are very busy before the New Year, there are so many orders and congratulations, but how would you feel if you had assistants ...
Sergei: That is?
Leading: In general, the situation is as follows: we threw out a cry - who wants to try himself in the role of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, and ... imagine, there were those who wanted to!
Galya: What do you say? They don't know what they are doing...
Leading: In fact, they all take part in new program"People's couple", and we invited you as the main experts on this issue, as well-deserved performers of these difficult roles. Your opinion will greatly help the artistic council to choose the best couple and correctly evaluate all applicants. In a word, I ask you to go into the hall and join the artistic council, which today is also far from newcomers.
Announces the composition of the Arts Council.
Leading: We wish you productive work. Well, the audience and fans should support the participants of the program as actively as possible, because you have never seen them in such a role.
Light in the center of the auditorium, where members of the artistic council sit at the tables. The Arts Council is in some way one of the actors programs. They work as if in the "online" mode. When they speak, light to the center of the hall, where the scene temporarily moves. We will call them: Chairman, First, Second, as well as Sergey (Father Frost) and Galya (Snow Maiden).
Chairman: I think we'll start with casting. Let's see everyone at once.
First: Let everyone introduce themselves and do something...
Galya: And I'm wondering, by what criterion did they select a mate for themselves? Well, why did this participant choose this particular partner for himself, and not another, and vice versa ...
Leading: Let's find out from them. So, pay attention, are you all ready? I invite the participants of the program "People's Couple: Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden" to the stage and wish them no fluff or feathers!
1st ROUND OF THE COMPETITION - CASTING
(Soundtrack. Participants go on stage, wave to the audience and sit on a snow hill, which is located in the back of the stage as an element of the scenery. The casting takes place in this way: each participant in turn goes to the microphone, calls his name and speaks. The artistic council comments on what is happening: thanks, invites the next one, perhaps asks some questions, but without delaying the process. It should turn out to be a “live” communication, like at a real casting)
Chairman: Thank you all, everyone is still free. (Participants leave backstage)
Second: I think all the candidates are very interesting, what do you think?
Sergei: It may very well be ... Although what we have seen is not yet an indicator. The hardest part begins when you start working in pairs. A good partner is like a real fighting girlfriend
Galya: Yeah... It will take you out of the battlefield in time... Moderator: Let me interrupt you and invite the spectators and fans to try to pair up, by the way, you can also take part in this. Moreover, the participants will need a little time to prepare for the next stage of the competition. I need 6 people. Four of you will help me complete the scene, giving the proper look to the main symbols of our program. And two of you will play one well-known game, which is called “Make a couple”.
The stand goes down. Props roll out. Get on with the assignments. The four are split into two pairs. On both sides of the stage, men and women roll out to them over a mannequin and over a basket with various clothes. Their task: to complete the scene with the figures of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, to the best of their imagination.
The remaining pair, having the numbers of participants in their hands, makes up pairs of them, you can consult with the audience. All prizes for participation.
Leading: On the right are the numbers from 1 to 7, which corresponds to the numbers of the participants, on the left, the numbers from 8 to 14, which corresponds to the numbers of the participants. So, let's see how the opinion of the audience coincides with what pairs were made by the program participants themselves. This is exactly what you will see now, I advise you to celebrate every coincidence with loud applause! (Turning to the artistic council) Each couple has prepared a New Year's song for your judgment. Perhaps they are destined to become real hits on the upcoming New Year's Eve parties!
Chairman: Let's see.
First: Songs are very interesting!
2nd ROUND OF THE COMPETITION - "NEW YEAR'S SONG"
The Arts Council comments, but not "pulling the blanket."
Leading: Dear artistic council! You listened to 7 New Year's songs. You have to evaluate them.
Sergei: Songs are, of course, good... And what about congratulations? So that anytime, anywhere and fully armed?
Galya: You can’t even imagine what applications sometimes come in ... Recently, we went to the bathhouse ... in fur coats, can you imagine?
Sergei: Yes, here we have a list for the next 2 days: read out?
Leading(walks into the hall and takes the list from him): Excuse me! So what do we have here? Congratulations to chickens and roosters... original... Congratulations in kindergarten... well, that's understandable... Congratulations to the signs of the Zodiac... curiously, congratulations from Akron employees... very relevant... Congratulations in the army. .. this is serious, congratulations to new Russians and amateur gardeners ... Yes, a set, however ... Here's the thing, let's offer this whole list to our participants and see what happens!
The Board of Directors agrees.
3rd ROUND OF THE COMPETITION - "CONGRATULATIONS"
Leading: What do you say, dear members of the artistic council?
Answer all or someone selectively. Comment, express their opinion.
Host: And I need to tell you and our dear viewers that the newly-made couples have to prove themselves in the last test, which we called "New Year's Dance Floor". Each couple prepared a dance fragment from Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, whose image they created. This dance rather reflects the New Year's mood of the participants, it is their joke, a kind of fantasy on the topic, a gift to us - the audience. However, what I explain - see for yourself!
4TH ROUND OF THE COMPETITION - "NEW YEAR'S DANCE FLOOR"
Several concert numbers while the artistic council sums up.
Phonogram.
Leading: Ded Moroz and Snegurochka! (Then invites participants, calling them by name)
Leading(addressing the audience): Tell me, please, what, in your opinion, is missing for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden in order to logically, so to speak, complete the New Year's composition? (Options from the audience) That's right - Christmas trees. Let's ask Grandfathers Frosts and Snow Maidens to get themselves a Christmas tree, at least, especially since here, on the stage, they just grow in the right amount.
Participants "collect" Christmas trees. All participants in the program will be presented with a Christmas tree, artificial, of course. Up to this point, the trees just stand on the stage as a stage decoration.
The Arts Council enters the stage in in full force. Announcement of results. Each member of the artistic council gives a symbolic souvenir to each couple, except for the winners. There is something good to say about every couple.
Special prize for the winning couple.
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