Script of birthday greetings to a beautiful woman. Scenario of the woman's birthday “Wonderful shape-shifters. "We all covered songs"

Birthday is a special holiday not only for children, but also for adults. Each of us is always looking forward to this day, and so that every year does not repeat with the usual feast, we suggest you take advantage of funny and unusual scenarios for a birthday. Here you will find holiday scenarios, which is right for you and the birthday will surely be remembered by everyone.

Scenario for a Woman: "Fabulous Cruise"

Guests are in the banquet hall, stand in a row. The birthday girl enters.

Leading:
- Our dear (name, patronymic)!
We love you, we respect you,
And we have known you for a long time
We kindly ask you to start

Congratulations to accept!

Several people in folk costumes come forward from the guests. If possible, you can parody the ensemble of Nadezhda Babkina. Three congratulatory ditties are sung to a soundtrack or live music.
Chastushki:
1. We have gathered today
Not to a rally at all
Everyone came to the court here,
Come in, guests!
To pronounce the last word, or better yet, the whole phrase of this ditty, the microphone is brought up to the birthday girl. She invites guests to pass. You can give her a phrase to read from a piece of paper.
Music plays, guests sit down.

2. Eh, one more time,
Today we have a holiday here,
Who will tell the whole truth
O (name) to us now?
While singing ditties, guests are handed out pieces of paper with a written poem. It emphasizes the phrase that the guest should read aloud. The guest is following the poem. When his turn comes, he reads his line. Then the next one, and so on. It turns out a whole poem.
The lines in the poem:
"They said rightly,
Or it's the other way around, "chastoists sing.

Poem:
Our home (name) is a bunny,
The ideal hostess
And the shock worker of labor
At work, as always.
Correctly said, here,
Or vice versa.
Endowed with beauty
And not alone in life,
The husband is still in love
And surrounded by love.
Correctly said, here,
Or vice versa.
If a husband has a devil in the ribs,
Suddenly to the left oh-ho,
Immediately (name) will find out
And, as it should, caresses!
Correctly said, here,
Or is it the other way around?
Our (name) talents
Do not count at all,
Writes, sews, prepares manti
So lick the saucer!
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts,
How good you are!
(These two lines are read in chorus.)

Then the ditties continue:
1. I'm going to dance,
Yes, I'll stomp my foot
All who came with envy
Let them burst today!
2. Whether in the garden, in the garden
(Name) walked
Before her is the princess himself
She bowed her head!
3. I will drink a glass, but a loan,
So that there are no problems
Congratulations, congratulations
Happy coming of age!

The first toast "To the birthday girl" is raised. The guests are drinking and eating.

Leading:
- The holiday has just begun, and already so many good words have been said about the birthday girl. And not without reason. After all, today is her main holiday, a holiday that comes from childhood. In this case, nothing and no one will forbid all of us to plunge a little into the world of childhood today. And in childhood, for sure, many of us wanted to get into a fairy tale. Today such an opportunity will present itself. On this wonderful day we will find ourselves in a fairy tale, not even one, but several at once. And with your permission, I will play the role of some storyteller.
And the first fairy tale, in which we have already found ourselves ... But, however, let the birthday girl guess what fairy tale we are in.
A guest comes out. It is better if this role is played by a young girl. In her hands is a flower glued from colored paper. The flower has 7 different colored petals.

Leading:
- What do you think we are in? ("Seven-flower flower".)

Girl with a flower:
- On every petal of this magic flower a riddle is written. We will present it to the birthday girl. She will tear off the petal and make riddles to the guests. The answers to them are our greatest desires. And one petal is empty. His birthday girl will be the last to tear off and make her most cherished wish. For him, we will all raise our filled glasses together and drink.
6 riddles written on petals:
1. Without legs, but walk. (Money.)
2. He looks at everyone, but does not order himself. (Sun, sunshine.)
3. It is different for a woman and a man, and each finds it in each other. (Happiness)
4. Her smile inspires much more than all Red Bulls put together. (Luck)
5. What does the weather in the house depend on? ( Good mood.)
6. The magnet attracts iron to itself, and it attracts people to each other. (Love.)
The birthday girl tears off the last petal, makes a wish, glasses are raised for its fulfillment.

Leading:
- Wonderful. But the next fairy tale can only be reached through ... the Dance Floor! Everybody is dancing!
There is a pause in music.
At the end of the pause, three men in bear masks appear on the dance floor.

Leading:
- And here are our owners of the next fairy tale! What fairy tale are we in? (Masha and the Bears.)
Certainly. Masha ran away from these bears, so they are very angry and will hunt all of us. Whoever is caught will be turned into a bear. But they will hunt for a reason. These bears are related to each other. They have one hand tied. And your task is to split into pairs or threes at will and join hands. The bears will stand in the center of the hall. You must run from one part of the hall to another so that the bears cannot touch you. The winner is the pair or three that will not be defeated to the end.
Markings are placed in the hall: from where and to where you need to get so that the bears do not get bummed. Those who have been assaulted sit down at the table. After the game, all guests sit down at the table.

Leading:
- And now, sitting at the table, we are already in the next fairy tale. And this tale is called ...?
The host takes out round bread.

Guests:
- "Kolobok".

Leading:
- That's right, the fairy tale "Kolobok".
Our Kolobok traveled, traveled around the world and returned back to his parents.
And who should be thankful for the fact that he was able to get away safely from the hare, and from the bear, and from the wolf? Who taught him all the wisdom of life?

Guests:
- To parents.
A third toast is raised - to the parents. Round bread is launched along the table, each one breaks off a small piece and eats it. Thus, there is enough round bread for everyone present.
Carlson enters the hall ("flies in"). Heading straight to the birthday girl. This is a guest in disguise. Better if it is the husband of the birthday girl.

Carlson:
- Oh, incomparable (name)! (Gets down on one knee.) Let me kiss your hand! I, a man in his prime, amazed by your beauty and charm. Let me invite you to dance!
The game "Dance on the Newspaper" is held. It is attended not only by the birthday girl with Karlson, but also by all the guests. After the game, there is a musical pause.
Then the guests sit down at the table.

Leading:
- And now we find ourselves in a fairy tale for 12 months. Some interesting adventures await us in this tale too. It will take 12 brave people to overcome them.
12 people go to the center of the hall.

Leading:
- Now each of you will draw out a piece of paper on which the name of the month is written. After that, your task will be to depict this month with the help of facial expressions and gestures so that others will understand what this month is. You can show flowers that bloom this month, play up events, holidays that are in this month, and so on. Words and sounds are excluded.
There is a pantomime competition for guessing the months.

Leading:
- So all 12 months have been solved, which means one more year away. And we are already celebrating another birthday. And what a feast without a real Russian song!
But we will sing for a reason. I will be the conductor and the rest will be the choir. At my hand, the choir will sing softer or louder. The hand is high, we sing loudly, in the middle - medium, and below - quiet. Any folk song known to everyone is chosen. For example, "Oh, frost, frost." Everybody sings on the conductor's hand.

Leading:
- We've made a great choir. But it was only a warm-up, that is, a chant.
And now, in honor of the birthday girl, to the soundtrack (or to live music), we sing the song "Happy Birthday". The song "Happy Birthday, Love to Dizziness ..." is being performed by the guests.
There is applause. The response word is given to the birthday girl.
(After each competition, it is possible to award the winners with small incentive prizes.)

Happy Holidays!

Scenario-feast for adults "Happy Birthday, dear friend"

Scenario for adults for a holiday in the form of a feast.

Host: On this significant day, everyone came to congratulate you, dear birthday man, on your birthday! I am sure that each guest has something to say to the hero of the occasion. It is from this interesting moment that we begin our evening!

Birthday is a glorious holiday
The holiday is kind, long-awaited.
On this day I wish you well
Light, joy, happiness, warmth!

In order for the birthday man to know all the good things with which you came to him, I propose to make a collective toast. I start a toast, but at the most interesting moment I suggest continuing it to my tablemate. Thus, you will get a long toast with a great, and most importantly, interesting meaning. The main thing is that the last person ends the toast in a logical manner. Well, in what order the toast will be said, we will find out by drawing lots.

1. Collective toast
After such a chic toast, it will be useful to have a snack. And, of course, to drink to the health of our birthday boy.

Feast

And now I invite all the guests, including the birthday person, to take part in a frank blitz-poll, which will not do without a bit of humor. So, each person pulls out two pieces of paper from the box - one with an intriguing question, and the other with the intended answer. Thus, we will learn about the most intimate secrets and secrets of all those present. Everyone independently draws out a question and an answer so that everything is fair.

2. Blitz survey
Question cards:
Do you often wake up in bed with a Georgian stranger?
Do you dream of a love meeting with a black man?
Do you like to sing when you wash your hair?
Do you sleep in a bunny costume?
How often do people around you see you picking your nose?
Do you like reading novels on the toilet?

Answer cards:
Payday only
I don't know, but my subconscious mind tells me that of course
I can't believe my ears! How did you know?
True, these are the best moments of my life
This happens when I eat at night.
Only after a wine-beer-vodka cocktail!

Host: It's time to have a bite again, otherwise our guests will leave the holiday hungry!

Have a snack? Fine! Then I propose to move a little. Our men take part in the next game, who do not even know what it is like to be pregnant!

3. Competition "Ninth month of pregnancy"
Rules: Every man is given Balloons to be hidden under the shirt. Thus, you get a decent tummy. The task of every man is to collect as many matches scattered on the floor as possible. The main thing is that the balls do not burst! Thus, we will find out which man will be the most agile.

Host: Great! And now I propose to show a film for our birthday boy called "Modern Silent Cinema". Each guest is given a piece of paper with a word written on it. It is necessary to show this word to the birthday person with the help of gestures and facial expressions. The birthday boy, of course, must reveal all the secrets of the silent genre, guessing the cherished word.

Intended words: holiday, rose, bouquet, birthday, gift, surprise.

4. Silent Movie Game
Leading:
Well, in the end I want to say:
Birthday bright holiday
A day of fun and kindness!
Invite friends and girlfriends
Let the kids stand in a circle
Set the table soon
Together we all have more fun!

Scenario "Happy Birthday, Beautiful and Great Woman!"

The script is designed for a woman's birthday (anniversary). Congratulations can sound both when spending an evening in a restaurant and at home. In this scenario, birthday greetings are presented by the rulers of different eras, states and even Galaxies. It is worth taking care of the appropriate "outfits" and gifts in advance.

Presenter: Our dear Woman (instead of the word woman, according to the script, the name of the birthday girl is put down)! Today is a special day - the day of your celebration and praise. Today rulers from different states, galaxies and even from various epochs of world history have come to visit us. Accept their congratulations and gifts! And the first to cross the threshold of this hall is Tsar Ivan Vasilyevich the Terrible!

(Music sounds - languid and majestic, to match the era of tsarist Russia. The "tsar" enters. Obligatory attire - scepter, orb, hat and caftan. Gifts are a wardrobe item that the birthday girl has long dreamed of, for example, a fur coat, a hammer, boots, etc. All the words of the "king" are written on the corresponding parchment in the handwriting characteristic of that time).

Tsar: “I - the great Tsar and Prince of All Russia, John Vasilyevich, on this day, I congratulate you, Princess Woman, on your holiday - your birthday. I wish you good health, shine with beauty and overshadow all the servants sitting here, have obedient children, and a hard-working man. Accept, princess, a gift from the royal shoulder! "

Hands over a gift, leaves.

Presenter: And now the ruler of the East has come to us - the sensitive and incomparable Sultan!

(Eastern music sounds. "The Sultan" enters. It is better that the birthday girl's husband congratulates in the Sultan's outfit. The outfit is a turban, light trousers - wide trousers, a colorful shirt. Gifts - flowers, a chest with a huge amount of 10 kopecks coins, as they are most similar for gold, a box of chocolates in the form of a heart. It is necessary in advance to find the music for the song "If I were a Sultan")

The Sultan sings the song:
If I were a sultan,
I would have had a palace
And in my palace
There would be a hundred rings.
The best would be then
I chose for you -
Gold b, pearls
I would give!

Chorus (x2):
Not too bad
Congratulations to you
Much better -
Giving gifts!
If I were a sultan,
I would be rich
I would give you
There is a whole garden of flowers!
But since I am a husband,
And that's all
I will give you happiness and love!
Chorus (2x)

Gifts are given under the appropriate words. Having performed the song, the Sultan is the whole hero of the occasion and leaves!

Presenter: Rumors about your birthday have reached even the galactically distant planets of our Universe. The Lord of the planet Alpha - Centauri - Gorfield has come to congratulate you.

(Electronic music sounds, better than the "Space" band. An alien enters. In advance, you should take care of the alien's costume, if you can't find it, make a mask on your face in green and put on a shiny cloak. Gifts - a set of CDs with favorite music or films of the birthday girl ).

Alien (lurts like an alien): Oh, Woman! You - as a representative of the human race, would be uniquely suitable for us for experiments thanks to your excellent mind, fortitude and energy. But only because today is such a holiday and because your heart is bright, your soul is kind, and your eyes glow with warmth, we will not touch you. Accept gifts from our planet. Here you can find all the information that is selected according to your taste guidelines and style orientation!

Presenting a gift. Leaves.

Presenter: But our incomparable Woman, representatives of different nations... The leader of the African tribe Chingachkuk has also come to us today! Please welcome!

(African motifs sound. The "leader" enters. You can also make a mask or put on a black stocking on your head. Put leaves on your belt. Gifts - a figurine, feng shui money, a "singing wind" - an accessory that is hung over the door and which rings when someone enters in. It is worth taking care of the soundtrack for the song "Chunga-changa" in advance).

The leader sings the song:
Chunga-changa, I give you
Chunga-changa, breeze in hand,
Chunga-changa, and then more,
So that he gave happiness and warmth!
Chorus (x2):
Chunga-changa congratulations,
Chunga-changa and I wish
I wish you happiness, joy
Chunga-changa!
Chunga-changa, I give you
Chunga-changa, a couple of coins,
May they bring good luck
And let the world, the world around you!
Chorus (x2)

Gives gifts to the corresponding words in the song. Leaves.

Presenter: And Zeus, the Supreme God of Olympus himself, completes our galaxy of congratulations!

(Music from the series "sounds of nature" sounds. Zeus enters, wrapped in a sheet instead of a robe, on his head - a laurel wreath. Gifts - an exclusive bottle of wine, cognac or other alcoholic beverage.)

Zeus: I, as the God of Olympus, not only address great and loud words of congratulations in your honor, but also honor it to present you with a cup of wine, which is not only tasted on Olympus, but also tasted by representatives of the highest castes of the human race. Taste it - clear your thoughts, strive for obedience, be beautiful and healthy! All the most majestic and impetuous!

Presenting a gift. Leaves.

Presenter: For the words of the most prominent representatives of peoples, powers, galaxies, you need to drink and eat. We continue the fun and celebration!

BIRTHDAY SCENARIO FOR ADULTS

At the beginning of the birthday, all guests are warned that throughout the holiday there will be a competition for the best drawing. Of course, guests should be advised in advance so that they can better prepare. And at the end of the party, the winner will be awarded an original prize, preferably a joke one too. After the first competition, all participants are invited to the festive table, which it is desirable to arrange in an original form corresponding to the theme of the celebration. For example, you can add artificial dishes disguised as natural dishes to original recipes. Now you can find fruits that do not differ in the degree of naturalism from the real ones. The traditional competition is a joke competition. But since every company has an inveterate hunter for this kind of entertainment, the format of the competition must be limited. After the feast comes the turn of real jokes, contests and games, which must be alternated for a change. Degree of sobriety Simple enough and at the same time fun game ... The host calls nouns at a fast pace, and the guests compete in speed to come up with a diminutive form of this word. For example, a mother is a mother, a bag is a handbag, a goat is a goat, a sofa is a sofa, a handle is a little pen. The final word will be water. As a rule, the guests determine the version of vodka for him, although water would be more correct. In this case, the host gives the guests a natural diagnosis: "increased bottleneck". Raffle of the traffic police For this rally, the presenter invites three or four of the most daring participants and announces that they will have to overcome a section of the distance on "supermodern racing cars". As "fireballs" of aerodynamic form, the participants are given basins in which they have to reach the finish line at speed, where a "traffic police inspector" is already waiting for them, who asks the most nimble rider to "show documents." Since the winner has no documents, the traffic cop asks to breathe into a tube, the role of which in this case is played by a balloon. You need to breathe until the ball bursts with a crash. Since the tube turned out to be irretrievably damaged, the winner must perform the following procedure - go through a row of bottles, set in a straight line at a short distance from each other. While the player is blindfolded, the assistants quickly remove the bottles. And under the general explosion of fun, the "intruder" describes intricate zigzags. The last test for the winner of the race will be the repetition of the tongue twister "Sasha walked along the highway and sucked drying". After that, the traffic cop announces the winner of the races completely drunk, since he has not passed a single sobriety test, and as a consolation prize, a "reinforcing liquid" is awarded - a bottle of vodka, wine or beer. What is MPS? Everyone is welcome to participate in this drawing. The moderator seats the participants in a circle and explains that each of them has an MPS and it is necessary to find him. In this case, you can ask the leader leading questions, which he may not answer if they lead to an answer too quickly. The game continues until when someone guesses what the MPS is. And this is an abbreviation of the words "my right neighbor". Reflection The most daring participant of the next drawing is given a felt-tip pen, paper and a mirror. The player's task is to connect ten dots on paper with straight lines, while looking at the reflection of the sheet in the mirror. During the art process, the presenter, standing behind, writes down all the words spoken by the player during the drawing. When the task is completed, the presenter reads out loud to the guests the full "speech" of the newly-minted artist and announces that it was these words that the participant pronounced to his beloved on the first newlywed night. Fortune-telling During the dance program, a gypsy unexpectedly enters the hall and invites everyone to read fortune-telling by hand. Examples of predictions of a gypsy woman: - Contagious diseases await you, diseases are different. And not because the lines of the hand are bad, but because they are too dirty - Oh, honey! I didn’t want to speak, but I’ll say: a heavy blow awaits you! (After a pause) In the morning when you get on the scales. - Wai, I know everything, I see everything. In the morning you will run for beer, in the evening - for girls. - You will sleep softly and sweetly, dear ... Until the cake is pulled out from under you. - I see how they will lay eyes on you. And a heart with a liver to boot. And on top there is something long…. And, I see, it's a herring! And in my pants ... Anyone can take part in this competition. Each participant should tell their neighbor, seated on the right, their favorite movie. After that, everyone in turn says the phrase "And in my pants ..." and the name of the film, which was told by his neighbor. Catch, fish, catch! Men who wish are invited, who then line up. Participants of the competition must complete all the actions that will be called by the presenter. And the presenter, meanwhile, pronounces the text: - You come to the river to catch a fish (participants depict walking with a fishing rod thrown over their shoulders). Look around - great place! Taste the water - wow, cold. You unwind your fishing rods. Puts the worm on a hook. Throw in your gear. And if you stand here on this pebble, you can throw the fishing rod even further. To prevent the waves from wetting your pants, it is better to roll them up. The water is getting higher, roll up your trouser leg again! Then you turn to the guests and say: And now a competition for the most beautiful legs is announced! Zoo For this entertainment, you need to prepare pieces of paper on which to write the names of animals. Prepared pieces of paper are handed out to everyone. Each participant secretly reads his own piece of paper. The presenter announces the rules of the game: as soon as he names the animal, the participant who has this name written on the sheet must quickly sit down on the floor. Then the game itself begins. The presenter begins his story about a trip to the zoo, about what kind of animals he saw there. As soon as the name of a certain animal sounds, all the players, as one, flop on the floor, since they all have the same name. Quite a hilarious sight. You can also think of trick prizes as prizes for participants in contests and games. For example: - small size souvenir, wrapped in a large number of packages and outwardly huge in size; - a necklace made from good chocolates; - a head of cabbage with a stump cut out, in its place is a piece of paper with the inscription: “So big, but you still believe in fairy tales! "; - Realtor's manual - children's fairy tale "Kolobok"; - a mirror with the inscription "This is you"; - a gift for a “novice musician” - a whistle; - a purely male set - a newspaper and a bottle of beer. But the main goal of the presenter is to make the guests laugh, and not laugh at the individual participant in the rally. Therefore, if you know that there are touchy natures among those present, do not allow him to play games where he can become a victim of a practical joke.

SCENARIO. BIRTHDAY AT WORK.

Congratulation. You need to start your birthday with congratulations. The birthday man will be pleased if a poem or song is specially composed for him. However, the usual congratulations in prose will be appropriate, the main thing is that it is sincere.

After a serious congratulation, you can offer such fun. On a large postcard, the text of the congratulation is written, while all adjectives in it are repentant. One of the organizers of the holiday asks the birthday person or everyone present to name a few adjectives. The named adjectives fit into the postcard in the spaces of the gaps (you need to write in the words with a pen of a different color). After that, the postcard is presented to the birthday man, who reads the resulting congratulation aloud.
In order for this entertainment to really succeed, it takes an original initial text and the participants' imagination when coming up with adjectives.

A template for playing with adjectives.
"Our ... and ... Pyotr Alekseevich (it is necessary to enter the name of the birthday man here). We congratulate you on this ... holiday. We wish you success in your ... work and in ... life. May all your ... undertakings have ... a final. Best regards and ... wishes, your ... colleagues. " In order to create your own template, write a standard greeting and cross out all the epithets from it.

Search for a gift. The gift can be given immediately after the congratulation. However, if the birthday person is young at heart and has a prettier sense of humor, you can come up with a more original way of giving.

For example, a gift can be wrapped in paper and asked the birthday boy to guess what it is.

Another option is to hide the gift in the room where the holiday is taking place, and describe the way to it on sheets of paper, also hidden in the room. The birthday boy receives the first piece of paper and learns from it about the location of the next note. The last note leads him to the present.

You can also invite the birthday boy to complete several comic tasks to check if it is possible to give him this gift. In this case, the gift should really be expensive and necessary for the birthday person.

Banquet. After receiving the gift, all those present can sit down at the festive table. At the same time, it is necessary to remember about the reason for the feast and try to make the birthday person feel all the time that he is in the center of attention.

For the first birthday. The first participant says: "On my first birthday, they gave me ..." and names any object. The second participant must repeat what the first said and report:

"On my second birthday, they gave me ...", naming any other item. So, each next participant lists messages from other players and calls new gift... The participant who makes a mistake is eliminated. The participant who remains in the game wins.
The interest of the game largely depends on the originality of the names of the gifts invented by the participants.

Example of a game:
1st player: "On my first birthday, they gave me a pack of diapers."

Player 2: "On my first birthday I got a pack of diapers. On my second birthday I got a toy car."

3rd player: "On my first birthday I got a pack of diapers. On my second birthday I got a toy car. On my third birthday I got felt-tip pens."

4th player: "On my first birthday I got a pack of diapers. On my second birthday I got a toy car. On my third birthday I got felt-tip pens. On my fourth birthday I got a drum." Etc.

Your gift. The participants are divided into two teams. The players of the teams take turns showing a pantomime to the opposing team some object - a "gift". If the players of the second team guess what the item is, they receive a prize point.
After all members of the same team present their gifts, the teams switch roles.
The team with the most points wins.

Comic divination "Magic bag". At the end of the holiday, you can offer all participants a comic fortune-telling, allowing them to guess what their own birthday will be. The birthday boy can also participate in this entertainment, guessing on his next holiday.

For fortune telling, various objects are folded into a bag or an opaque plastic bag. Participants take turns, without looking, pull out any object! Each item has a specific meaning.

Examples of items and their meanings:
Souvenir or chocolate bottle with alcohol. There will be a big booze at the birthday party.

Small chocolate bar or candy. At the birthday party there will be an unusually tasty treat.

Chewing gum... The holiday will be very, very long.

Clapperboard. There will be a lot of noisy fun at the party.

Matchbox. The birthday will be full of bright moments and incendiary entertainment.

The participants take the received items as gifts.

Useful Tips: If in order to receive a gift the birthday person will have to make some efforts to find it, it is necessary that this gift really brings joy and does not disappoint the hero of the occasion. Therefore, in such cases, the gift must be selected most carefully, taking into account the wishes of the birthday person, his hobbies.

Regardless of the entertainment carried out, it is necessary to make this holiday so that the birthday person feels that this is his holiday. When preparing the script, you need to find out the opinion of the birthday person and his wishes. At the same time, some moments of the holiday should be pleasant surprises for the hero of the occasion.

If you want to originally wish a woman a happy birthday, then prepare holiday script, in the scenes of which all guests will take part. So that the anniversary does not become a standard reason for joint boring gatherings, we offer a ready-made entertainment program which includes not only contests and toasts, but also scenes.

Ideas for a woman's anniversary

Fun games and contests can be thought up of any kind. They can be dance, poetry and the most common. A very interesting competition related to dancing. Many guests always come to the anniversary different ages... Everyone present will be required to participate. People who under 40 are pushed to one side, and those after 40 - on the contrary.

For the youth we turn on modern youth music, for the rest of the participants - hits of the 80s. Each team takes turns dancing to their own music. All this has to happen very quickly. And the last song must be included in a common one, where all the guests will dance together. It will turn out to be a lot of fun, in the end friendship will prevail, and all the guests will be satisfied.

You can think of various contests with the presentation comic gifts... It is also interesting to use balloons, they are very fond of bursting. Guests respond well to different scenes with disguised guests.

You can give each invitee, including the hero of the day, a toy heart and ask them to come out in the middle and perform a dance to the music. The heart will mean what is going on in your soul at the moment and in what mood the guest is arriving. Her motive can be anything: slow or fast. It doesn't matter, the main thing is that the guests have fun.

The jubilee woman may want to celebrate her 50th birthday not at home, and not even in a restaurant. If the birthday takes place in the summer, then an excellent offer would be to go all together in nature. There will certainly be where to roam.

In nature, near the river, all guests will have a great rest. On a hot day, you can make barbecue and go swimming in the river. To make it even more fun, you can pre-compose a script for the 50th anniversary of a cool woman with contests in nature. You can take a tape recorder with you and listen to different music.

Guests will congratulate and give gifts to the birthday girl. In nature, there are many beautiful places where relatives and friends can take pictures as a souvenir. You can think of interesting contests, especially since there is plenty of space on the street.

You can make a surprise for the hero of the day and at the end of the celebration present a pre-ordered cake with candles. The birthday girl will remember her childhood, make a wish and blow out the candles. It's great to go to nature if there are many children among the guests. Since the kids at home would be bored, but here they have freedom. They can play ball, hide and seek, splash in the river and play board games.

Children can have a separate sweet table where they can spend time and play in their own way. Adults will sit at their table and remember some moments from life. You can organize an anniversary outdoors outside the city.

Scenes and contests for a woman's birthday

"Glass of water"

For example, the next competition is always fun. You need to choose several participants, blindfold them. Give two glasses of water to your hands. Then write down the phrases that the participants will say from the moment they prepare for the competition. At the end, you need to voice these phrases and say that it was them on the wedding night that our hero of the day pronounced.

"Man and Cosmetics"

Three men and three women are invited to participate in this competition. Men sit with their backs to the guests, and women are given a standard set of cosmetics. As soon as the presenter gives the command to count down, they will have to apply makeup to their men. When the time is up, the men turn to the guests, and only the strength of their applause can determine who suits the makeup the most.

"Kitchen worker"

This competition is open to as many people as they show interest. Each participant in the competition is given a chair, a knife and a plate of potatoes, as well as a bowl of water and a plate where the peeled potatoes will be placed. The essence of the competition is extremely simple: you need to peel the potatoes, then rinse them and put them on a clean plate. It is clear that the winner is the one who can polish potato tubers more (but not forgetting about quality) in a minute. The perfect gift for this competition will be a pack of potato chips.

Scene "Gift for the anniversary"

A man (Sergey) enters the hall, he gets nervous, looks at his watch
Sergei: Well ... well, well, well ... the money is here, the ring is here ... it remains to choose a table ...
(the waiter accidentally pours the contents of the glass on him)
Sergei: What are you doing, now my wife is coming, she has an anniversary, I prepared a surprise for her!

Waiter: Sorry ... Take off your jacket, dry cleaning at our expense.

Sergei: What a dry cleaning ... How can I go without a jacket ... Listen, lend your jacket, just for a couple of minutes, I will congratulate my spouse on her anniversary, and return it if it's not difficult for you. (takes jacket) Thank you.
Inna's wife enters the hall, Sergei, having changed into a waiter's jacket, goes to meet her
Vera: Dear, what a wonderful place.
Sergey: Yes ...
Vera: This is the first time we meet in such a gorgeous place.
Sergey: The establishment is gorgeous, because today is your birthday.
Vera: Do you remember, it's so sweet ... What have you prepared for me?
Sergey: I ... (reaches into his pocket) another jacket ...
Vera: Do you want to give me a jacket?
Sergey: No, what are you ... I want to give you ... (takes a check out of his pocket)
Vera: Cartridge for a printer, ink for a printer, ink for a printer, ink for a printer, paper for a printer, ink for a printer, a chocolate bar ... for a printer ... refill for a cartridge ... Didn't you think of a present for me?

Sergei: How could I not come up with it. I came up with everything ... here (takes out their keys from his pocket) ...
Vera: Car keys ... do you really give me a car?
Sergey: Yes, I give you a car ...
Vera: I love you so much.
Sergei: And I love you so much ... it turns out.
Vera: Thank you, dear, but let's order something ...
Sergei: Come on (takes a purse out of his pocket, opens it) ... Would you like some coffee?
Vera: Are you kidding me?
Sergei: (finds a credit card) I'm kidding. My credit card is no joke, though. (Aliluya)

Vera: I can't wait to see your gift. Where does she stand?

Sergei: I think so ... on the street.

Competition for a woman's birthday "Auction for the birthday girl"

The presenter invites the men attending the celebration to participate in the auction. "At stake":

a bottle of champagne from the table of the hero of the day;
invitation for the next birthday of the birthday girl, the first slice of the birthday cake, etc.

The task for men is to name everything good qualities birthday girls take turns, and without repeating. The task seems simple at first, but when the usual epithets run out, the players have to be eloquent and resourceful, which is not easy. The man who wins the competition, the hero of the day gives her kiss and an invitation to the next birthday, the two "finalists" - the rest of the prizes.

The original scene "The Old Man Hottabych" with the participation of the hero of the day

You need a Hottabych costume: a robe, a turban, a beard, a rug and a bag. The old man will sit on the rug, and in the bag you need to put leaves with tasks. Hottabych comes in, bows, spreads out his rug, sits down on it and begins to speak.

Hottabych's text: Greetings, honorable guests, and you, the most beautiful of the heroes of the day! I flew to you from a distant country to fulfill the wishes of the precious birthday girl. But first, I must verify your wisdom and resourcefulness. I'll ask you tough questions. Listen, oh, the light of my eyes.

Can a holiday be celebrated for two days? No, the night separates them!

What do you have that other people often use? Your name!

Well, I will grant wishes, and honorable guests will help me.

Dear ones, I ask you to help me fulfill the wishes of the beautiful lady. Pull tasks out of the bag and grant wishes.

Tasks are something like this:

sing;
drink up;
take the pose of a swallow;
make a toast;
give a compliment;
hug the hero of the day;
kiss the hero of the day;
tell an anecdote.

When the guests have completed their assignments, Hottabych must say: “Oh, precious birthday girl. I also have a gift, a wonderful oriental dance! But it will not be me who will dance, but your guests. "

The music turns on, the invitees dance.

Cool scene for a woman's birthday "Three sisters"

The presenters take part in the scenes, and for example, three girlfriends of the birthday girl.

Host: Three girls under the window Spinning late in the evening, And not so much they spun, How much they grinded with their tongue!

1st maiden: Something has become boring for us! Shouldn't we go, girls, today for our guests?

Host: Then the second one picked up ...

2nd maid: It wouldn't be a sin to drink! But where would we go What would accept us all?

Host: The third did not guess for a long time, Eyes became more cheerful ...

3rd girl: Shouldn't we go, girls, Together for the anniversary ?!

Host: And everyone went to celebrate your birthday. And now do not be surprised - they will congratulate you.

1st girl: Congratulations to the heroes of the day. We have gifts for you. They are very good!

2nd girl: So that the disease does not take you - We present this salt. Do not hold it as a seasoning, But on the crown of the box. From diseases of all in a row Helps, they say! (hand over a pack of salt)

3rd maid: You are with this very gift Do not grieve, do not be discouraged! Slowly in your bath Rub every place! (hand over a washcloth or sponge)

1st maid: On this bright, glorious day, we congratulate you! And with all our heart we dedicate the Dance!

Cool scene for wife's birthday "Medical examination"

Some of the guests play the roles of a doctor and an assistant, and the birthday girl, of course, is a patient. After a short examination, flavored with funny jokes, “ medical staff"Is deleted" to the meeting ".

A few minutes later, the "paramedics" return, and the "doctor" is holding a sheet with a diagnosis. The doctor announces the medical indications:

Age: blooms and smells.
Pulse: over the edge, difficult to measure.
Blood type: red cells in excess, real blood with milk.
Heart rate: sometimes calm, from time to time freezes with excitement or delight, at the moment it indicates complete happiness.
Hearing: versatile, suitable for everyday use.
Eyesight: helps to notice the positive even in small things.
Smell: helps to accurately determine where the wind is blowing, but the nose reacts only to the stronger sex.
Diseases: for a strange reason, may hibernate after a hearty lunch or dinner.
The same symptoms are observed while watching TV.
Recommended regimen: Get plenty of rest and less stress.
The final conclusion of the doctor: the patient has just begun to live, it is urgent to get from life everything that has passed by until now, as well as learn to enjoy everyday activities.

Cool script for a woman's birthday at home

To play a cool birthday script for a woman at home, you cannot do without a presenter. It is not necessary to hire a professional toastmaster, especially since it will look inappropriate within the framework of a standard apartment. But, you can agree in advance with your friend or relative, who will agree to take on the role of the leader.

What is needed for the celebration

In addition to the necessary leader already described, some more preparation is required. You will need to send invitations to guests, where they indicate that you need to take with you or wear something yellow for the holiday.

Decorate the room where the birthday will take place with balloons, posters with photos of the hero of the occasion, garlands. All decoration, of course, must be yellow. Roll up a birthday cake in advance, prepare everything you need for games, as well as prizes for participants in games and quizzes.

Leading (after gathering the invitees):

“Our birthday girl loves yellow. Therefore, it was decided to choose such a birthday scenario for a woman, cool at home (you can download the text by simply copying it), which includes everything that is within or near this color. Here is the sun (make in advance from a yellow piece of paper in the center stick a photo of the hero of the occasion, and also make rays according to the number of invited guests).

I invite all guests to take one ray from our sun and find out what exactly the birthday girl wishes you in the new year. Yes, we will still congratulate the hero of the occasion. But, before the start of her birthday, she would like to congratulate you (on the rays should be written "happiness", "health", "love", etc.).

Game "Who is faster"

The competition requires five players, four stools and fun music. When the presenter turns on the music, the contestants begin a race around the stools. As soon as the music stops, you will need to sit on a chair and take a seat. Those who did not have enough space are eliminated from the game, taking one stool with them. The winner receives a prize: a sun-shaped magnet.

Competition "One lemon and two halves"

Six people are taking part in the competition. You will need to distribute to them funny hats made in advance from yellow paper. Participants are divided into pairs. Someone sits on a chair, and the second player is behind him. Each is given half a lemon. You need to come up with a sound signal for your fruit. Asking questions on a topic related to yellow citrus fruit, three possible answers are given. Those who are ready to answer should press the shoulders of the first half of the couple and make a sound signal. The second person on the team announces the answer.

Possible question options:

Where in the world industry is lemon in terms of production among all citrus fruits: Answer: This is exclusively the second place, after the orange, of course.
Which country is the birthplace of lemon? Answer: This is Southeast Asia.
When did they first learn about the existence of lemon in Russia? Answer: during the reign of Peter the Great.
How does lemon work on the stomach? Answer: reduces the acidity of the stomach.
What vitamin is the most in lemon? Answer: vitamin C.
Describe the best lemons in terms of useful characteristics? Answer: small fruits with a thin skin.

The couple that wins the competition will receive, of course, a whole kilogram of ripe, fresh and sour lemons as a prize. Well, he says his congratulations.

Competition "Active balls"

If the birthday boy's favorite color is not yellow, then the whole scenario can be replayed according to the color scheme. Here it will be easy to navigate: replace gifts with orange options and the main actors contests must be orange or other colored items.

Scenario for the anniversary of 50 years for a woman comic

“At the very beginning of our evening, I would like to conduct a test for the mental abilities of the hero of the day. The years are still young, but is it really so? An ordinary matchbox will show. We stick one match into it, and the hero of the occasion receives the second match. Now I will ask pre-prepared questions. If the hero of the day does not know how to answer, he will have to light a sticking out match. "

The essence of the competition is that first the presenter asks simple questions to which each person knows the answer. Then you will need to ask a strange question: "When is the birthday of the elephant." It is clear that the hero of the day will not know this and will light a match. It was then that the presenter, and after him all the guests, should sing the current song "Happy Birthday to you!"

“Expensive, Name of the Anniversary. Congratulations on this wonderful day. This day is joyful and important, therefore, let me present you with this wonderful lace (a bucket is taken out, from which the cords peep out). Next, the hero of the day must pull the lace and pull out a bottle of delicious alcohol or another surprise, depending on what exactly the birthday person loves and expects as a gift. "

“Now I offer everyone a competition that will tell us how well the guests know the hero of the day. After all, it's not for nothing that we all gathered here today: like important relatives and close friends. Whoever answers the question first will receive a candy. At the end of the competition, the number of sweets for everyone will be counted, and the winner will receive a photo of the birthday boy with his personal autograph. But that's not all! With the birthday boy you can have a drink for brotherhood! ".

Approximate list of questions:

What day of the week was the hero of the day born?
What was the baby's weight at birth?
Where was the hero of the occasion born?
What time of day was the birth recorded?
What was the name of the first teacher kindergarten(primary school teacher)?
What was your favorite first book?
The name of your best friend since your high school days?
Year of purchase and make of the first car?
Where did the hero of the day rest abroad in the last year?
Where did you meet your husband?
The exact number and age of children;
Favorite food and drink?
Favorite book or movie?
Foot size;
If there is a summer cottage, how many floors are there and how much area does the site itself take?

It is necessary to prepare simple questions, to which, of course, the presenter must first be answered by the birthday man himself. When holding this competition, there is no need to recognize the intellectual characteristics of the guests, to divide everyone into teams. The competition should be held in a light, relaxed atmosphere.

To write a script for a 50th birthday anniversary for a woman, comic, funny for a mother, do not hesitate to consult with her. As a rule, at this age, women already have clear notions of what they want to do during the holiday, and what it is better to refuse. Poems of various kinds and riddles in poetic form will always be relevant.

The "Hero of the Evening" scenario is suitable for a middle-aged married man's birthday party and is designed for a large number of guests.

Cool congratulations from friends, a portrait from his wife, performances of a gypsy woman and a pop star - just a small fraction of what awaits the birthday boy on this day.

Guests will be able to see what the birthday boy was like in childhood, what happened to him in adolescence, and what kind of man he grew up.

The entertainment program is designed in such a way that each of the guests can take part.

Hall decoration

To decorate the hall, you can use any festive attributes: balloons, garlands, confetti, photographs and even unusual dishes. The decoration of a room depends on its size. If the holiday takes place in an apartment, then it is enough to add a few balloons, posters with wishes and garlands. If a restaurant is ordered, then chairs and tables are decorated with beautiful capes, balls and lights are also added.

Props

Bed sheet with "baby".
Crosswords.
Collections of recipes for dishes from carrots or vegetables.
Easel or sketchbook with markers / felt-tip pens.
Soap set.
Black wig and long dress.
Plates with words.
Gypsy clothes.
Alcohol bottle.
Three squirrel tails.
Contents for the secret bag: hat, nipple, socks, thong, bra, negligee, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family briefs, beads, wig, fake bunny ears.
Hare tails.
Hat.

Musical arrangement

For background music, light compositions are chosen, most often without words, leaving only a melody. At the exit of specially invited guests, you can put thematic compositions. So, at the exit of the gypsy - a song about the camp, for Conchita Wurst - the beginning of the song that she performed at Eurovision.

In between competitions and games, you can invite guests to dance. In this case, you should also think over a playlist for dancing. It will depend on the age of the invited guests and the tastes of the birthday person. Cheerful, incendiary and energetic songs have always been a success on holidays such as birthday.

Cool script for the birthday of a man "Hero of the evening"

Leading: Welcome to (birthday boy's name)! I greet each of you and wish you a happy birthday! I invite the rest of the guests to keep up and join in my congratulations. And here are the first ones - friends of the birthday man.

Congratulations to friends:
We came to congratulate you
Happy wonderful holiday.
We want to wish you health
Be strong, brave, fighting,
So that the liver never fails
And the rest of the organs were holding on.

So that you always have
Laid table
The currency was multiplying in my pocket.
Let the beautiful wife be by my side
Giving you my love
So that the blood boils in my veins
From a stormy night in your bedroom.

And don't forget about your friends
Call, write, invite to visit more often.
We are always ready for you
Stand uphill, lie flat.
My friend, know you are our pride!
Happy birthday! Hooray!
(the last word is loudly pronounced all together)

Leading: What loyal friends you have, I propose to drink to your friendship. May she always be as strong! For you, friends!

(guests raise their glasses to friendship)

Leading: We see you as you are: strong, courageous, imposing. And who remembers the birthday boy when he was very tiny? I invite the birthday boy and someone for a support group.

(the birthday boy approaches the presenter, and his wife, mother or sister is chosen as his assistants)

Entertainment "Little Miracle":
The birthday boy sticks his head into a prepared "body". Two helpers are holding a sheet with a hole cut in the middle for the head. Sewn below is a children's blouse with mittens and sliders.

Where the sleeves of the blouse end are also made so that the assistant can insert her hands there. And the birthday boy puts his hands in his pants. Thus, the following picture gets: viewers see the head of the birthday man, the hands of his assistant and dangling legs, which are controlled by the birthday man himself.

Laughter is that the assistant does not see everything that is happening, and the birthday man himself will not be able to do what is usually convenient to do with his hands. The facilitator reads the text, and the participants follow all the movements that they hear. All the necessary details are given to him by the assistant.

Leading: N years ago, a small (name of the birthday boy) was born. He stretched sweetly, rubbed his eyes and sneezed loudly. Here he tasted milk for the first time. (the hands of the assistant give him a baby bottle of milk) Ay, he ate well, that he already wanted to eat it. Opening his mouth wide, he yawns for a long, long time, covering his mouth with his palm. Suddenly he wanted to poop. He is pushing, pushing hard - it worked. He took a piece of paper and began to wipe his ass. Satisfied (name of the birthday boy), dances, moves his legs. He found a pacifier somewhere, put it in his mouth, smiled. (then the pacifier is removed)

But our (name of the birthday boy) is growing up. He learned to brush his teeth, he took a brush and let's brush his teeth vigorously. He took a comb to comb it and, handsome, ran quickly to the kitchen, opening the door with his heel. There he finds a sandwich and boldly throws it into his mouth. He drinks everything with compote and hurries to play in the yard. But first he puts on a hat, scarf, mittens. And he walked down the stairs with a confident gait. (energetic music is played on the gait)

Leading: Applause to the birthday boy and his assistant! And so that (name of the birthday person) grows healthy, raise a glass and say a few pleasant words to him. I propose to say a toast to the parents of the birthday boy.

(parents congratulate their son)

Leading: In the meantime, we are smoothly moving on to the already matured (name of the birthday boy). Now he's a teenager, which means he's starting to appear bad habits... This is how he tasted vodka for the first time. Yes, he overdid it a little that it is difficult for him to find the words. One hope for you, dear guests. I invite two teams of nine people to my place.

Contest "Guess the Word":
Each participant is glued or put on a sheet of A4 paper on which one letter is written. The facilitator reads riddles, and the participants must quickly line up in a row, thus writing the answer. The team that guesses the most riddles wins and receives a prize - a crossword for each. Each team is given an equal number of letters: d, y, w, a, p, b m, i, h.

Riddles from the host:

Now lying, now standing. Sometimes cold, sometimes hot. (Shower)
It is round and transparent like glass. It's easy to see the future in it. (Ball)
Strong, slender and strong, because he is the lord of the forest. (Oak)
Rides loudly in the hands of a child. (Ball)

Leading: Our (birthday boy's name) is growing up quickly. Becomes a man and new needs appear. For the next competition, I need three male-female pairs. Who is brave? Do not be shy! It won't hurt, I promise.

Competition "Adult needs":
You will need a grater and a carrot for this competition. Men press the carrot between their legs, holding it with their hands if necessary. The girls also hold the grater between their legs, but in such a way that the man, coming up from behind, can reach the grater with the tied carrot.

On command, couples must quickly rub the carrots. As soon as the allotted time is over, the guests look: whoever has worn out the carrots more than the others won. The winner receives a prize - a collection of carrot or vegetable dishes.

Leading: We have decided on a pair-winner and she gets her trophy - a book of recipes for carrots so that you can use the vegetables for their intended purpose. And I give the floor to congratulate the birthday man's wife - (wife's name).

(wife says a toast to the birthday boy)

Leading: What kind words sounded for you (name of the birthday man) from your beloved and charming wife. You can immediately see how much she loves you, but what are the words, I propose to actually see how the wife sees her husband. (Wife's name), I will ask you to come to me.

Birthday portrait:
The birthday man's wife is blindfolded and given a marker or felt-tip pen. In front of her is an easel or a regular sketchbook.

She must draw a portrait of her husband with her eyes closed. For a change, you can put in a few markers. The facilitator will comment on which part of the body she needs to go to and which marker she wants to use.

Leading: The guests do not get bored, but support the novice artist with applause. (Wife's name) is probably very worried.

(to the music, the wife draws a portrait, and the guests support her)

Leading: See which Picasso woke up in you (wife's name). Our dear (name of the birthday man) accept from the bottom of your heart the best picture in the history of mankind - your portrait from your beloved wife. She tried very hard.

(the birthday boy is given his portrait)

Leading: And the gifts do not end there, everything is still ahead. In the meantime, I invite seven applicants for the next competition.

Competition "By the Pike's Command ...":
Seven chairs are placed in a row. The facilitator gives everyone the command what they need to bring. When the participants go in search of the hidden object, the presenter removes one chair and the one who came last and did not have enough chair leaves.

Each thing is then returned to the owner, and only after that the leader names the next desire. The winner is the one who reaches the end, having fulfilled all the wishes of the leader. The prize is a small soap set. And the participants will need to bring the following:

A bottle of vodka.
Alien, not your own, men's shoe.
Women's earring.
Ketchup or sauce.
Any thing from the birthday boy.

Leading: Applause to all the participants, and we award the winner with a soap kit and ask the birthday boy to say a few words.

(winner says toast)

Leading: We will play a little, and for this I need five people.

The game " Simple questions- funny answers ":
Participants stand with their backs to the guests. They put certain words on their backs, none of the guests tells them what kind of word they got. The participants themselves should also not spy on the others. The presenter asks each player a question, and he must creatively answer it. And the places for the participants can be the following: "maternity hospital", "bushes", "sex-shop", "sobering-up station", "work".

Questions:

How did you first get to this place?
What were your impressions of this place?
What do you usually do there?
And what attracts you there so much?
How do your relatives relate to this?
When are you going there next?

Leading: Ladies and gentlemen, just a moment of attention. Now I will announce the name of the celebrity who came here to personally congratulate the birthday man on his holiday. Meet the incredible and stunning Conchita Wurst.

Conchita's speech:
They negotiate in advance with a bearded man from the guests or draw a beard with black eyeliner. The participant must be wearing a dress and with long hair, therefore a wig is required. The guest sings a song to the soundtrack "Rise like a phoenix", and at the end of his performance congratulates the birthday man.

You can go up to him, hug, kiss. In a word, completely improvise and amuse all the guests, especially the birthday boy.

Leading: Thank you Conchita, you were inimitable! We accompany the pop star with thunderous applause. And you, dear guests, do not forget to raise a toast to the birthday man.

(everyone congratulates the birthday boy)

Leading: And I am announcing another competition. I ask to come here as many beautiful ladies as there are letters in the full name of our birthday boy.

Erotic Spelling Game:
The required number of girls goes to the presenter. They are given hare tails, which they must put on in the right place. And at the command of the presenter and to the music, all the girls together write with their buttocks the full name of the birthday boy.

Leading: Here is such an unusual and slightly erotic performance was staged for you by (the name of the birthday boy) of the fair sex. We clap them, friends, and in the meantime we continue to surprise the birthday man with congratulations. To your loud applause, I invite a special guest - the gypsy Zara.
(guests greet the gypsy)

Leading: Zara not only came to congratulate (name of the birthday man) on his birthday, but also to predict the fate of everyone.

The predictions of the gypsy Zara:
This time they choose any woman from the guests, with whom they also agree in advance. She approaches any guest and, looking into her palm, says what awaits this person in the near future. The birthday boy will be the last one to whom she will approach.

Prediction 1:
I see you don't get enough sleep
But you are sad, you will sleep soon.
You will sleep long and softly
Until the salad comes out from under you.

Prediction 2:
Oooh, a fun weekend awaits you.
A handsome man will pester.
Don't give in!
Five minutes of work -
Nine months of care.

Prediction 3:
Your path of life is successful
Leads up the hill.
You will buy a car soon
But I just can't figure out which one:
Either a white BMW, or a green Muscovite.

Prediction 4:
Oh, pearl hand
I have never seen such a happy fate.
And the family is strong, and the friends are faithful,
I see a long and happy life waiting for you.
You will live long until you die.
Happiness is ahead of you
And as you bend over - from behind.

Leading: I want to invite seven people for the next competition. Everyone remembers the chair competition? Music plays, participants dance around the chairs, and as soon as the music ends, you need to have time to sit on an empty chair. Those who lack a chair are eliminated. We will slightly change the rules of this competition. Since our people are adults, we will replace the chairs with glasses of vodka.

Contest "Be the first to catch":
Six glasses are placed on a table, preferably round. The participants surround the table and, to the music, begin to move around it. The music ends, you need to be the first to grab the glass. The one who does not get it is eliminated. The competition continues until one glass remains on the table. The winner gets a prize - a bottle of any alcohol.

Leading: And here we have a winner and gets a well-deserved prize - a bottle of good alcohol. But we do not advise you to get too carried away with strong drinks, otherwise one day such squirrels may visit you.

Squirrels performance:
Three women are selected to perform a dance to the song "Single Ladies" from the movie "Alvin and the Chipmunks". Overhead squirrel tails are tied to their belts, and they must present the birthday boy with an incendiary dance.

Leading: And now I invite everyone to visit me. Absolutely everyone who is brave, come to me.

(people start to go to the leader)

Leading: We stand in a circle so that everyone is comfortable and free to stand. I have such a package with a secret. Your task is to transmit it to each other as long as the song is playing, and what to do next, I will tell you later. Go!

Game "Pass to another":
The package contains various things and objects. To the music, all participants pass the package to each other without looking inside. As soon as the music stops, the person who has the package takes one thing out of it and puts it on. The game continues until the last thing is removed from the package. The contents of the package can be different, for example: hat, nipple, socks, thongs, bra, negligee, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family panties, beads, wig, fake bunny ears. After all the things have found their owners, they will need to be removed. Each player has separate music.

Leading: What a variety immediately appeared. But, unfortunately, now all this beauty needs to be removed and, as usual, with music. Let's start with the last player.

(the music turns on and the first guest begins to take off his recently worn thing)

Leading: But the surprises don't end there. Right now, I want to see three brave participants next to me for our next fun music competition.

Competition "Minute of Glory":
The presenter offers each of the participants a song that he will perform. For example, “The wind blew from the sea”, “And someone came down from the hill”, “I got drunk”. Participants can choose their own song, the main thing is that they are not very similar in repertoire. When it's the turn to mix their songs, the participants include the minus of any remix.

Leading: Friends, you now have a unique opportunity to become famous all over the world. Each of you needs to sing your song as loudly as possible of the rest of the participants. Here, right without music, each of you, that is, will try to sing your song. Ready? Let's start!

(everyone sings their song loudly, trying to cover their rivals)

Leading: Great - great! And now we will slightly remake your songs in a more modern way.

(each participant now not only sings his own song, but mixes to the music, using words such as "ey", "uiva-uiva" and so on)

Leading: Let's clap our novice, but already such promising stars.

Leading: And now our holiday is gradually coming to an end and I want to ask you a question, dear guests: did you like today's holiday, did you regret that you came?

(guests answer that they liked it)

Leading: What you liked is good, but you just say something quietly about it. I have such a magic hat (pulls out a hat) that will reveal the whole truth about your thoughts. So let's go!

Game "Magic Hat":
The presenter puts on a hat to any guest and at this moment the chorus of a certain song sounds:

“I'm all so sudden” A. Semenovich.
“I'm tired, I want love” by Quest Pistols.
"Look what a woman is" Shang-hai group.
“I’ll leave for Komarovo for a week before the second” Vitas.
"I want to thump" Like hell.
"Buy me a carp" A. Kozlovsky.
"Take Me Married" by the Breast group.
"What a wonderful day" funny Mouse.

Leading: In general, not bad, now I can believe that you really liked the holiday. We would like to thank the wonderful organizer of tonight (the name of the birthday boy) and once again wish him a happy birthday! Let your life be full of bright events and pleasant memories! Happiness to you! Happy birthday!
(everyone congratulates the birthday boy, and the disco begins)

Cool script, active guests, funny contests, resourceful presenter - the main criteria for a happy birthday. Remember: the best gift is emotion! Arrange an unforgettable holiday for the birthday man, please him with comic congratulations and gifts, and he will never forget your efforts.

And so, you want to arrange a birthday for the woman's birthday girl, but you do not know how to do and organize all this. We will help you and have prepared a scenario for a woman's birthday for such an occasion. Interesting and cool script not only the birthday girl will like the woman, but also all the guests. A script without the words of the host, you yourself will come up with them. And we will help you arrange an amazing entertainment program.

The first step is to meet the birthday girl in a bright and unusual way. You can, of course, just applaud her, but it's still better to come up with something original. We invite all guests to line up against each other and make something like a corridor of happiness. And when the birthday girl passes through it, the parties take turns shouting. The first side yells: CONGRATULATIONS! And the other side shouts: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! this will create an amazing noisy atmosphere.
After congratulations and the first toasts, you can proceed to contests and games. First you need to find out who came to the holiday and why. It is very easy to find out. All guests pour wine into their glasses and stand up. And the one who, for the leader, pronounces approximately the following words:
Anyone who came in strict and beautiful outfits came to show himself beautiful!
Men who came in jackets and whose top buttons are unbuttoned - they came for a good walk, but their companions want them to look stylish. Therefore, such men are torn apart from the inside by contradictions, and they have not yet decided what to do.
Guests who came in sweaters and light outfits - they came to dance and show their amazing moves on the dance floor.
Whoever comes in a red outfit hopes for a pleasant evening after the holiday and wants to be noticed.
Well, and everyone who came to this holiday, and no matter how he is dressed and what - we all came here to congratulate our acquaintance woman on her birthday! Therefore, I propose to drink to everyone who came - to the guests!
Next, we conduct a comic questionnaire for the birthday girl. Prepare questions and answer options.

Question 1.
Why did you have this whole party?
A) to receive gifts
B) to see all the guests again and make sure that I am the most beautiful of all
B) out of boredom
D) because I love all my friends

Question 2.
What were you most counting on when making your birthday?
A) for giving a lot of money
B) that we eat normally
C) that they will see me beautiful, and I will find my soul mate
D) for a great holiday with your friends

Question 3.
As a child, you wanted to become, but did not become ...
A) an artist, since they could only paint the wallpaper on the wall
B) a collector of magnets, since they hung them all over the refrigerator
C) a taster, as we have always tried new drinks in the company

Question 4.
What do you like the most?
A) someone else's breakfast
B) withdraw money from the husband's card
C) be a commander, at least in the kitchen
D) when someone else is cleaning your house

Question 5.
What is the most important childhood disappointment?
A) you learned that Santa Claus is not real
B) you found out that you were not found in the cabbage and you threw out the already rotten head of cabbage, which had been stored for two years
C) you learned that animals and animals speak only in cartoons

And if you want to arrange something the same for the guests, then take a look. It goes well on such holidays.

Go ahead and you need to arrange a competition for the guests. And it will be a competition for those who are not afraid to drink.
Many people like to play cards and a game called "point". You need cards for this game. Only they do not need to be dealt, they need to be placed on the edge of the table so that no one can see where and what card is. Participants take turns of their choice blowing on any card so that it turns over. And take the card to themselves. And how in the game they themselves decide - to take more or not. And then everything is like in the game - bust - lost. Only here you don't need to open your cards, since everyone already sees them. Therefore, those who have lost drink a glass.
Now you need to laugh a little and make the guests and the birthday girl laugh. The task of the guests without words is to invite the birthday girl to a variety of places. For example, go fishing, ride a carousel, visit your place, go to the movies, and so on. Remember - you can't say anything, only gestures and facial expressions. And show until the birthday girl guesses where her name is.

You can also rehearse in advance an interesting and funny scene for a birthday. And we just have such. See and choose.

At almost any holiday there are such guests who were invited, but for some reason they did not come. Do you remember there are such? We filled in this gap and prepared comic telegrams for the birthday girl from the most unexpected guests. They can also be presented in an original way - to change one of the guests into the Postman Pechkin and he will demand from the birthday girl both documents and treats for telegrams. And when Pechkin grows kinder, he will give the telegrams to the birthday girl. See examples of such telegrams:

And so, you want to arrange a birthday for the woman's birthday girl, but you do not know how to do and organize all this. We will help you and have prepared a scenario for a woman's birthday for such an occasion. An interesting and cool script will appeal not only to the birthday woman, but also to all the guests. A script without the words of the host, you yourself will come up with them. And we will help you arrange an amazing entertainment program.

Question 4.
What do you like the most?
A) someone else's breakfast
B) withdraw money from the husband's card
C) be a commander, at least in the kitchen
D) when someone else is cleaning your house

And if you want to arrange something the same for the guests, then take a look. It goes well on such holidays.

You can also rehearse an interesting and funny birthday scene in advance. And we just have such. See and choose.

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