The original scenario of the holiday on March 8. A comic scene with dressing up: a declaration of love to women

March 8 is a holiday that in our country traditionally symbolizes female beauty and charm, the value and significance of the beautiful half of humanity. That is why, when compiling, it is desirable to take into account the emotional mood of the women's team, there should not be losers at such a holiday and, in no case, it is necessary to single out someone in particular: for example, arrange a beauty contest with one winner. Every woman is beautiful, no matter how old she is.

Scenario "And in the distant kingdom - women in power" immerses all guests (of course, very conditionally) in the "fabulous-historical" atmosphere of the 19th century, while organizing such a holiday is not difficult at all - musical accompaniment and author's tips are attached. The script is presented the way the author Elizaveta Dranichkova saw it, and is designed for lovers of original and unexpected stories during the celebration.

The script of the festive evening on March 8

Before you start the evening and greet the guests, the host must give poetry to one or two men in advance. After the words of greeting, the host gives a sign to the men, and they leave.

Presenter:

Good evening, dear guests! On this delightful spring holiday, we are glad to see you in this hall! track 1 . Today is an unusual day - March 8! It is this day that has the secret power of magic. It is today that men all over the world are becoming beyond their control. They are not able to control their mind, their mood, behavior and even body. Moreover, this state has been observed for them somewhere since March 6, and on the morning of March 9 they come to their senses and absolutely do not remember what happened. track 2 - the men come out. Read the verse:

How frightening ladies to us!

Us fearless men.

What happened, we do not understand

We are behaving strangely.

Eyes like on fire

Infected with love

And blinded by the light

From female beauty.

And the body does not obey us!

Feet run and tangle

Get off track

Be afraid to fail.

Now in wine, then in flower

In economic, in dairy

Someone is not a joke

They bring me a fur coat to the country

And the mind is not subject

Buys up everything.

But these are still flowers

Daisies, cornflowers

Approximately sometime during the day

We go to the kitchen.

Cooking. We fry. Parim.

We cook with a smile.

Let's wash. Let's clean up

Waiting for my favorite.

We give gifts to everyone

Flowers and foreign cars.

And to be healthy

We need to remember the mother-in-law!

track 3 (applause). The men leave. Musical pause - Track 4.5.

During a musical break, the presenter takes another man (or the same one) and gives him the imperial details: a crown, a cape, a scroll. If there is no cape and crown, then you can simply print a sheet with the inscription: "EMPEROR" and a crown pattern at the bottom. And make it into a board.

Presenter:

The secret of such strange male behavior on March 8 was tried to unravel by the greatest minds of the whole world: scientists, sages, astrologers and clairvoyants. Even the great French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte in 1812 came under the sway of International Women's Day. His beloved Josephine asked the whole world for a gift. But, when Napoleon had already almost fulfilled her desire, Josephine changed her mind. And, in order not to continue the series of attacks on Mother Russia, from women's whims, the Russian Emperor Alexander I issued a decree. Sounds like track 6. The emperor comes out. Reading out the decree

TEXT OF THE DECREE:

“From now on, all the beautiful half of humanity is limited in rights, desires and cosmetics. And the most disobedient, and those who do not agree to live according to these laws, are sent into exile in the Far Far Away kingdom, which is ruled by Koschei the immortal "

Sounds like track 7. The Emperor leaves.

Presenter:

The first who ended up in the Far Far Away kingdom was the team ………… ( the name of the team, organization who ordered the holiday). And what do you think? ( the host takes a short break). As a result, Koschey was overthrown, and the lovely ladies took the bonds of ruling the kingdom into their gentle female hands.

Musical pause. Track 8.9.

Presenter:

Emperor Alexander heard about the successful reign of the fair sex and about their stable growth in financial development. He decided to visit the glorious boyars, queens, queens, princesses ... in general, everyone.

Table contest "Say the password"

Presenter:

At the entrance, Alexander encountered the first difficulty. Ladies of the team………( title) installed checkpoint. No one is allowed in without a password. In order to get to the territory of the distant kingdom, the emperor turned to his male associates for help.

Conditions of the competition:

Men are given leaflets with a list of trial passwords. One of which is correct. Then, you need to ask the men to close their eyes and at this moment the women are shown a sign with the correct password.

sounds in the background track 10. Men begin to say passwords in turn, and women react.

Passwords for men: charming, charming, wise, cute, drop dead, special, melodic, fashionable, alluring, mischievous, courageous, dazzling, sympathetic, beloved.

When the password is guessed sounds Track 3 (applause).

Presenter:

Well done! The desire to be in the company of successful and most beautiful ladies of the Emperor has come true! He ended up in a distant kingdom. And in the kingdom, fun and celebration are everywhere !!! And the men had to merge with the dancers so as not to draw attention to their personas! Everybody is dancing!

Sounds loud Track 12, 13, 14 (dance music). At this time, the presenter is already preparing for another competition. She needs to choose three queens from the guests. You can come up with some kind of cardboard crowns, glue them with foil.

Presenter:

The emperor's tour started off pretty well! What's next for him? Despite the fear and risk of being noticed, Alexander I went to the palace. And there…… Track 15 sounds. Three queens come out and businesslike sit on three chairs.

The music stops.

Presenter:

Three maidens by the window. Rested in the evening.

To the friendship of the female in defiance, suddenly a dispute arose between them.

Something lovely queens, - says the first sister.

Our palace would be updated. The interior would be changed.

Again, repairs without end, - says the middle sister.

We wanted to fly to Paris. Our dresses are tired!

There in Milan every year - fair "Fashion Week"

Tsatski, ceilings and adhesives! You queens have become insolent!

We don't have to rest! It's time for us to have children!

Their stupid argument went on for a long time. It was heard throughout the yard.

And then these Queens are just like little children!

They decided to prove to everyone whose quirks to fulfill.

If you prove your skill, then your desire!

Competition "Three wishes"

Competition conditions: each queen is given a task according to her interests and desires. Attributes are given and exactly 1 minute is given to complete the task. If the queen has fully completed the task, then she wins.

Required attributes:

First queen - painting and interior elements (see example→ ) .

The second queen - beads, bracelets, hats, pieces of fabric, satin ribbons, hairpins, clothespins.

The third queen is a baby doll, diaper, diaper, children's clothing.

The first queen must lay down the picture with the interior. The second queen choose a participant from the audience and come up with a fashionable outfit for her. Well, the third queen should show a master class on dressing and swaddling children.

The competition is under track 16. At the end of the competition, the audience determines the winners with the help of applause.

Presenter:

Everyone tried. Well done!

But they failed, alas.

Difficult to repair them points to queens).

And fly to Paris and London.

Start kids.

Grow, feed, teach.

Here, desires are not important,

They all need men.

Musical pause Track 17, 18, 19.

Presenter:

Admiring the beauties of the distant kingdom, the emperor went to rest in the world-famous " Garden of Eden". This garden was ruled by three queens: Queen Rosetta, Rosana and Rosochka.

The emperor was amazed by the beauty and asked the Queens of Flowers to collect the best bouquet for his empress. To collect the most beautiful bouquet, queens need to pick the best flowers. After all, it is the flower that symbolizes all the beauty of the female soul. And a magical flower melody flew to their aid.

Competition "Look out a Flower, I'll pick you in a bouquet"

Competition conditions: the presenter chooses three queens from the hall - Rosetta, Rosana and Rosochka. Then he takes about 6-7 more people. These will be contenders for the bouquet. Each participant wears a mask of a certain flower on his head. When the music begins to sound, the flowers begin to dance in a scatter. As soon as the queens recognize the flower melody, they immediately run up to the flower about whom the song sounded. They take it and form a bouquet. When all the melodies are guessed. The queens pack a bouquet and take a selfie.

Music for the competition: folder "Bouquet".

Musical pause. Sounds Track 20, 21, 22.

Presenter:

Everything is awesome! But, everything would be fine, only the young ladies recognized in the companion of the Russian Emperor Alexander I. Ate the head of Mother Russia carried off his feet. The brave man now had to secretly move around the three-ninth kingdom. On the way he met a young lady alone. The presenter approaches absolutely any woman (girl). He takes her by the hand and leads her to the center of the hall to the music - track 23. The girl makes a couple more circles - defile and becomes in the center. The music stops.

Presenter:

Look! What a marvelous beauty! Let's greet with thunderous applause the Queen of Secrets, the owner of the book "Compliments and Suggestions". She knows all the secrets in this realm. The queen promised to help Alexander, but in return he must tell her his secret. Certainly not a government one.

Quiet background begins to sound track 24.

Presenter:

Well, there's nothing to do. The emperor had a secret. On the day of the knight, he was very fond of dressing up in women's clothes and pretending to be a lady.

Competition "Who are you, dear?"

Conditions of the competition: this one is for men. Men compete - women determine the winners. Each participant is given the task to portray the behavior of a particular woman. And the task of women is to guess who the man is portraying. Every man has no right to talk about his role, he must use only gestures and movements.

1 man - woman fairy. Output - track 25.

2 man - woman mother of 5 children or mother heroine. Output - track 26.

3 man - woman director. Output - track 27.

4 man - a woman of easy virtue. Output - track 28.

5 man - woman on a diet or losing weight. Output - track 29.

If there are more than 5 men in the hall and the participants “got a taste”, then you can come up with a couple more female roles. After the women have guessed all the heroines, a musical pause is turned on. Track 30, 31, 32, 34.

Presenter:

The Queen of Secrets not only wrote down the emperor's secret in her magic book, but completely captured his performance. Well, once she promised to help, she hid Alexander I and his entire retinue. Where to? There - where it's cozy, and where you don't want to leave - to the wine cellar. The royal personalities were intoxicated. Completely fearless. Courage plucked up and, beaming beautiful smile and demonstrating all their gallantry, they invited the ladies to a slow dance.

A slow dance track 35.

Presenter:

The inhabitants of the Far Far Away Kingdom were captivated by the charm of the emperor and all his male retinue. They lack male attention. And no matter how independent, secure and courageous a woman is, her soul yearns for male warmth and attention. Our travelers realized this and decided, as they say, to “finish off” the beautiful queens. They went to the local, most prestigious bazaar, which was located on the street "Without logic", building "without logic at all 1". And there, the goods are apparently invisible. And the sellers are so active, they offer all sorts of unknown things, overseas oddities.

Table competition "Women's things, fell into the wrong hands"

Required attributes: rolling pin, onion packed in pantyhose, eyelash curlers, folding mirror, depilation strip, perfume sampler, frying pan, chocolate bar, slimming product box (tea, syrup), lip gloss, wet wipes, big lollipop, glamorous soft toy or keychain, curlers.

Competition conditions: when all those present are sitting at the table, to the cheerful music, the host selectively approaches everyone with a small pink box. Each participant, without looking, takes out one thing “female thing” from the box. The task of the participant (seller) is to advertise this item to guests in order to sell it to a potential buyer. The main condition: the thing should not be called by its name and used for its intended purpose.

For example: The man pulled a rolling pin out of the box. He starts to advertise it, including all his fantasy. “Dear customers! There is an amazing thing in front of you. This is a weapon of mass destruction. With his help, women solve family and culinary problems. Also, this thing can be used as a lie detector device. Buy! Just today, when buying two items, the helmet is given to you as a gift.”

This competition can be held both between all guests, and only with men. If the participant coped with the task, then he receives this item as a gift. The competition is held under track 36.

Musical break Track 37-40.

Presenter (Track 41 sounds in the background)

- No woman can resist so much male attention. Of course, live for the women's team ....... (n team name) in Far Far Away is good. Glamor is everywhere, beauty is everywhere, everything is feminine, but, dear women, we want to be beautiful not only for ourselves. After all, we do not prepare various goodies every day for ourselves. Not for ourselves, we sit in beauty salons for 6 hours. Each of us in our hearts expects a compliment from a beloved man, melts and blushes slightly at the close attention of men, when they are simply blinded by our beauty. Each of us deliberately breaks his ladies' car so that real, strong men's hands repair it, and we watched this fascinating process. After all, every woman deliberately breaks the rules traffic so that a handsome traffic police inspector finds out his name, looks at his age in his license and invites him on a date to his car. Of course, the emperor realized his mistake, saw how talented the woman was, and issued a new decree. “From now on, I appoint a day when all power passes into female, caring hands - and this will be the eighth day of spring - March 8! Happy holiday lovely women! And let your beloved men carry you in their arms and give you flowers all year round, and you remain as sweet, wise and joyful. After all, a happy woman always attracts the eyes of the best man!

After the words of the presenter, the guests are invited to the center of the hall. They become in a circle. The host offers to let go in a circle magic flower wishes. When music is playing, everyone passes it to each other. When the music stops, whoever has a flower in his hands congratulates everyone on and wishes everything, all the most flowery and sweet. All action is under track 42. A flower can be anything: real, from balloons, paper. The main thing is to be big.

MUSIC FOR COMPETITIONS (folder archive):

MUSIC FOR THE SCENARIO (folder archives):

Scenario-gatherings on March 8 for the ladies' team.

"Women's Day for Women"

One of the employees acts as a leader. Everyone is invited to the tables.

Presenter: Dear ladies! On the eve of a wonderful holiday, we gathered with you for a bachelorette party. As, however, on all other days, because our close-knit women's team is simply not spilled with water! This is not the first time we are going to such gatherings and I think that we will celebrate the upcoming holiday no more boring than in the company of men! Because only a woman knows and understands a woman best of all.

Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets! As the song says: “Bachelorette party, bachelorette party, the man is superfluous here!”

The March-prankster will melt the snow,

Hearts will thaw from winter.

Let's celebrate Women's Day

Like only we can!

A toast is raised to a wonderful occasion and equally wonderful company.

Presenter: And right now we will sing with you!

The song "Today is a holiday for girls" (to the motive of the song "Girls" from the repertoire of Larisa Dolina).

The text must be printed and distributed in advance.

Today is a holiday for girls

Today we are on a roll!

And let them look enviously

Men or boys

Gathering strength,

Standing on the sidelines

Bouquets in the hands of teasing

Because today the girls

They want to “break away” to the fullest!

We will sing and dance

Walk and have fun

Men do not notice at all

And their sad faces!

Let the boys

Standing on the sidelines

We don't need them now

Because we are with you, girls,

On the threshold of a beautiful spring!

Presenter:

Today the sun shines brighter

Feeling the breath of spring

And all the dreams are beautiful in the world

Today should come true easily!

Let's raise this glass to the new spring! In spring, one always breathes more freely, and one's heart is more cheerful. In spring, not only nature wakes up, but also feelings, hopes, good mood. Happy Women's Day and Happy New Spring!

After the toast Do you know, girls, that if you take a closer look around, you will notice that the arrival of spring portends many other life changes! There are many funny spring signs, for example...

spring omens

Swallows fly in pairs - this is for matchmakers!

The snow is melting fast - go shopping!

Bubbles in puddles - to a rich groom!

Sneeze on the first day of spring - to a fun life!

Wind from the south - to happy changes!

Presenter: So pay attention, dear ladies! But there is another essential sign of spring. On the eve of March 8, literally in a day or two, the shops are simply overcrowded. All because men choose gifts for us, as always, at the very last moment! And quite often, if not regularly, they give us something completely wrong! What does a woman want? Everything that will make her even more beautiful and irresistible.

And today, just such gifts are in store for you - the most necessary and practical in the world!

I will have to play the role of Santa Claus for a while, despite the fact that winter is over...

Please choose!

The presenter takes out a large bag, from which each employee must take out a gift without looking.

The presenter accompanies this process with rhymes-comments (the name of the employee in a similar form is substituted into the rhyme).

"Gifts for Beauty"

curlers

You, Olya, - curlers!

Curls tighter

Yes, get out of the house -

Well, man, wait!

Nailfile

Become a glamor fan

Manicure-pedicure

Will be able Kate no fuss

With this nail file!

Cotton buds

And for Helen- surprise,

This is the best prize:

Not funny at all

Ear sticks!

Mirror

This is a mirror Irisha,

Keep close at hand

So that you with your beauty

Loved day by day!

Salt for bath

Tanechka, let me give

Fragrant salt!

With her you will be queen

The king will fall in love with you!

Handkerchief

Natasha with all my heart

I give you a handkerchief!

Cotton,

Important for hygiene!

washcloth

For you, Alyonushka,

Nothing to be sorry about!

Here's your sauna

New washcloth!

Hand cream

Get rid of any pain

This gentle hand cream!

Julia, lubricate the handles furtively,

Life will be just as smooth!

Pumice

The snow melts on the path

Will remove Anechka boots!

Don't look at the cold

Rub your heels with a pumice stone!

Belt

This prize is more valuable than others:

Will you Galya, all slimmer!

Comb

Comb thick braids

Now you can without question!

With this brand new hairbrush

Sveta everyone will be blown away by the hairstyle!

chocolate bar

On a merciless diet

We are tired of sitting!

Will Luba so encouraging

Eat this chocolate!

Soap

Beauty is great power!

Gets Valais soap!

Washing with soap is so pleasant:

Both fresh and flavorful!

Nail polish

varnish Marina come in handy

It is easy to transform with him:

With a wave of the hand

Decorate your nails!

Threads

Ole— thread spool!

Carry them with you, girlfriend,

So that with your beloved boy

You've tied the knot!

Eyebrow Tweezers

To become a style icon

I need to pluck my eyebrows!

We give Nadia tweezers,

Beware offenders!

Green tea

You need to drink green tea!

Masha drink and enjoy

Stay young forever!

For Lyudmila expensive -

vial of iodine

After all, health is more important

Than any fashion!

Toothbrush

Brushing his teeth Lida clearly

Mornings and evenings

And with such a toothbrush

Everything in the world in the teeth!

Scrunchy

There is no more effective hairstyle,

Than a ponytail

And now our Rita

There is a hair band!

Presenter:

Well, no one was cheated? I see everyone is happy with their gifts! And now I remember my distant childhood, when for the holiday of March 8 we prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers with love...

The sun is shining bright

In these spring days

Gives warmth and affection

Like from my mother's hand!

Let's fill and raise the next glass for the mothers, may they be alive and well for a long time!

A toast to mothers:

When God created the baby, he decided to send him to earth. The baby said:

- But I'm so small and can't walk, how can I survive on earth?

“A woman will carry you in her arms,” God answered.

But I can't eat by myself!

This woman will feed you.

But I can't speak the language of the people. Teach me how to speak it!

- You only need to learn one word - "mother" ...

presenter (after the toast): Girls, speaking of mothers, on this day it is impossible not to say about our common second mother! I'm talking about our beloved boss! Nothing but good things can be said about her. She leads and directs all of us, takes full responsibility and, so to speak, rushes to the embrasure, protecting our interests. We have been choosing words for so long to express our gratitude and admiration to her that we have a whole song!

Song about the boss (to the motive of the children's song "Smile").

From the smile of our lady boss

Even the laziest will wake up

And no one will hang their nose,

If our (Name Patronymic name) smile!

Chorus:

And then surely

The clouds are flying away

And the reports are corrected errors!

From the blue stream

The river starts

And bosses start with a smile!

From the smile of our lady boss

The soul always becomes more wonderful!

Despite avitaminosis,

We get to work with a song!

You are one of those good people

Who by mere presence alone

Makes every day beautiful

And the world is cheerful and colorful!

Let your success be the result

All beginnings and undertakings,

In your soul you have dreams of many things,

May they come true soon!

Toast.

presenter(after the toast):

Let happiness and love smile

Long-awaited spring time

May the sweetest, dear, desired

Care surrounds again and again!

So we started talking about the sweetest and dearest, about our beloved and sometimes hated - about men! It often happens in life that we, the weaker sex, take on too much and carry it on fragile shoulders ... There is one popular wisdom: men should be allowed to be men. How much do we allow them to?

Let's check!

Test joke "Are you independent?"

Host: I have a short test for you. Answer "yes" or "no", you want - mentally, you want - out loud! So let's get started!

At least once in your life...

1) driving?

2) hammered a nail?

3) have you complimented anyone?

4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?

5) changed the wheel of the car?

6) quarreled with the shop assistants?

7) did you buy gold for yourself?

8) and, finally, do you know what the word "pliers" means?

Now let's break down the results:

- for those who do not have a single “yes” answer: a man is categorically necessary to maintain at least a minimal opportunity to survive in this complex world;

- those who answered “yes” to half and less than half of the questions still have a chance to become independent and independent;

- those who answered “yes” to more than half of the questions: these are real Russian women who will stop the horse and enter the hut!

Presenter: Of course, this test is a joke, but, as they say, in every joke there is only a fraction of a joke ... What do we want to see our “dream men”, our knights, princes on a white horse?

Competition "My Prince"

Sheets of paper are pre-attached to the wall. The task of the competition is to draw a prince (or a knight - if desired), but certainly on a horse!

Everyone who wants to participate.

Presenter: And now let's drink to men ... They are what they are - not ideal, like ourselves. And let's mentally send them our greetings and an air kiss! Or maybe not mentally: did you know that the shape of a lipstick print during a kiss can be used to judge intentions and feelings? Check it out on napkins! If the print turned out to be round, this means a serious stable relationship. If with a heart - passionate love. "Bow" - frivolity and meaningless flirting. And the imprint of a square shape means disgust and hidden hostility!

Presenter: Well, we “washed the bones” for men. It's good they can't hear us now. But in fact, of course, without men there would be no most important happiness on earth - our children!

A toast is raised to the health and success of the children of all the women present.

Presenter:

Why do we love spring days so much?

Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?

Because only they are filled

Unusual, special happiness, warmth ...

Attention lady! On March 8, it is customary to give women flowers. Yes, and women themselves bloom like roses! But few people know that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will find out which of us is who, and we will get a gorgeous bouquet ...

I ask those who were born in January to stand up! You are orchids! Please, orchids, fill your glasses and hear about yourself (and so on for all the months):

Orchid(January)

Who dared to dream of an Orchid,

He knows - a difficult undertaking:

She will break your heart

And walk away proudly!

Mimosa(February)

Always fresh, cheerful Mimosa,

Don't waste your tears!

Mimosa is a surprise girl

“We only live once” is her motto!

Lily(March)

Everyone knows: Lady Lily

As impregnable as the Bastille!

But in her circle of friends

There are no more fun party girls!

Dahlia(April)

Pureblood Noble

Our beautiful Dahlia!

Nobility is in the blood...

But Dahlias dream

About simple earthly love!

Lily of the valley(May)

The Lily of the Valley woman is modest and courteous,

Very neat and very pretty!

She is not too lazy to work,

And bring beauty all day long!

Bell(June)

The bell is funnier than everyone

Have fun like a child!

He remembers the most important:

You can't be a pessimist!

Tulip(July)

From which overseas countries

Tulip came to us?

exotic, eccentric

But still cute!

Sunflower(August)

Look at Sunflower

Charm, whatever you say!

So many ideas and plans in it,

How many seeds are inside!

Carnation(September)

All Carnations are not accidental

Stunned how good:

Only Carnations know the secret

Eternal youth of the soul!

chamomile(October)

Slightly shy Chamomile,

But do not mind flirting!

She's the last shirt

Give back to help others!

the Rose(November)

Rose hides many secrets

But there is one secret in it:

In this look, in this pose

All the greatness of victories!

Lotus(December)

Lotus knows how to convince

Come-see-win!

He only dreams of peace

And there is something for Lotus to be proud of!

Presenter: Let's raise a toast to our variegated and extremely beautiful team-bouquet! In it, all the flowers are so matched to each other that replace at least one - and it will be completely different! ..

And once again, Happy Women's Day to all of you, my dear flowers! As nature blossoms in spring, let your beauty blossom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, kindness!

With the most heartfelt words

Full of spring warmth

Congratulations on the first rays

Happy holiday of love and beauty!

Rejoice yourself, dream, believe

Smile wider like now

May at any time of the year the heart

It beats like spring with you!

And now I invite everyone to dance!

One of the employees acts as a leader. Everyone is invited to the tables.

Music sounds

Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets! As the song says: “Bachelorette party, bachelorette party, the man is superfluous here!”

Presenter: And right now we will sing with you!

The song "Today is a holiday for girls" (to the motive of the song "Girls" from the repertoire of Larisa Dolina).

The text must be printed and distributed in advance.

Today is a holiday for girls

Today we are on a roll!

And let them look enviously

Men or boys

Gathering strength,

Standing on the sidelines

Bouquets in the hands of teasing

Because today the girls

They want to “break away” to the fullest!

We will sing and dance

Walk and have fun

Men do not notice at all

And their sad faces!

Let the boys

Standing on the sidelines

We don't need them now

Because we are with you, girls,

On the threshold of a beautiful spring!

Presenter:

Today the sun shines brighter

Feeling the breath of spring

And all the dreams are beautiful in the world

Today should come true easily!

Stas Mikhailov

spring omens

Swallows fly in pairs - this is for matchmakers!

The snow is melting fast - go shopping!

Bubbles in puddles - to a rich groom!

Sneeze on the first day of spring - to a fun life!

Wind from the south - to happy changes!

And today, just such gifts are in store for you - the most necessary and practical in the world!

Music is playing. Gifts are distributed

Presenter:

I see everyone is happy with their gifts! And now I remember my distant childhood, when for the holiday of March 8 we prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers with love...

The sun is shining bright

In these spring days

Gives warmth and affection

Like from my mother's hand!

Let's fill and raise the next glass for the mothers, may they be alive and well for a long time!

Song about mother

Have a drink

Song about the boss (based on a children's song "Smile").

From the smile of our lady boss

Even the laziest will wake up

And no one will hang their nose,

If our Tanya smile!

Chorus:

And then surely

The clouds are flying away

And the reports are corrected errors!

From the blue stream

The river starts

And bosses start with a smile!

From the smile of our lady boss

The soul always becomes more wonderful!

Despite avitaminosis,

We get to work with a song!

Chorus.

Congratulations to the boss on March 8:

You are one of those good people

Who by mere presence alone

Makes every day beautiful

And the world is cheerful and colorful!

Let your success be the result

All beginnings and undertakings,

In your soul you have dreams of many things,

May they come true soon!

Toast. Musical pause

presenter(after the toast):

Let happiness and love smile

Long-awaited spring time

May the sweetest, dear, desired

Care surrounds again and again!

Let's check!

Test joke "Are you independent?"

Presenter: I have a short quiz for you. Answer "yes" or "no", you want - mentally, you want - out loud! So let's get started!

At least once in your life...

1) driving?

2) hammered a nail?

3) have you complimented anyone?

4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?

5) changed the wheel of the car?

6) quarreled with the shop assistants?

7) did you buy gold for yourself?

8) and, finally, do you know what the word "pliers" means?

Now let's break down the results:

- for those who do not have a single “yes” answer: a man is categorically necessary to maintain at least a minimal opportunity to survive in this complex world;

- those who answered “yes” to half and less than half of the questions still have a chance to become independent and independent;

- those who answered “yes” to more than half of the questions: these are real Russian women who will stop the horse and enter the hut!

Presenter: Of course, this test is a joke, but, as they say, in every joke there is only a fraction of a joke...

But what men think about us women, now we will try to find out.

musical hat

Presenter: Well, we “washed the bones” for men. It's good they can't hear us now. But in fact, of course, without men there would be no most important happiness on earth - our children!

A toast is raised to the health and success of the children of all the women present. Muses. Pause.

Presenter:

Why do we love spring days so much?

Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?

Because only they are filled

Unusual, special happiness, warmth ...

I ask those who were born in January to stand up! You are orchids! Please, orchids, fill your glasses and hear about yourself (and so on for all the months):

Orchid(January)

Who dared to dream of an Orchid,

He knows - a difficult undertaking:

She will break your heart

And walk away proudly!

Mimosa(February)

Always fresh, cheerful Mimosa,

Don't waste your tears!

Mimosa is a surprise girl

“We only live once” is her motto!

Lily(March)

Everyone knows: Lady Lily

As impregnable as the Bastille!

But in her circle of friends

There are no more fun party girls!

Dahlia(April)

Pureblood Noble

Our beautiful Dahlia!

Nobility is in the blood...

But Dahlias dream

About simple earthly love!

Lily of the valley(May)

The Lily of the Valley woman is modest and courteous,

Very neat and very pretty!

She is not too lazy to work,

And bring beauty all day long!

Bell(June)

The bell is funnier than everyone

Have fun like a child!

He remembers the most important:

You can't be a pessimist!

Tulip(July)

From which overseas countries

Tulip came to us?

exotic, eccentric

But still cute!

Sunflower(August)

Look at Sunflower

Charm, whatever you say!

So many ideas and plans in it,

How many seeds are inside!

Carnation(September)

All Carnations are not accidental

Stunned how good:

Only Carnations know the secret

Eternal youth of the soul!

chamomile(October)

Slightly shy Chamomile,

But do not mind flirting!

She's the last shirt

Give back to help others!

the Rose(November)

Rose hides many secrets

But there is one secret in it:

In this look, in this pose

All the greatness of victories!

Lotus(December)

Lotus knows how to convince

Come-see-win!

He only dreams of peace

And there is something for Lotus to be proud of!

And once again, Happy Women's Day to all of you, my dear flowers! As nature blossoms in spring, let your beauty blossom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, kindness!

With the most heartfelt words

Full of spring warmth

Congratulations on the first rays

Happy holiday of love and beauty!

Rejoice yourself, dream, believe

Smile wider like now

May at any time of the year the heart

It beats like spring with you!

And now I invite everyone to dance!

The scenario of the holiday "March 8" for children aged 5-7 years: a silly teddy bear did not know what gift to give mom on March 8. And his friends decide to help him with this and they all go together to look for a gift for mom.

Super Mom (competition program)

The show program "Super Mom", held on the eve of the celebration of March 8, will cheer up the festive mood and give pleasure to the girls - students lower grades and their mothers. Contests contribute to the strengthening of friendly relations in the family, the development of creativity, ingenuity and resourcefulness.

Scenario for March 8 for adults "Oh, these women!"

So the wonderful holiday of March 8 has come! And on this day, we want to give our women a piece of joy and fun, where you can show everyone how smart and talented you are and can cope with any task, no matter how difficult it is.

Scenario March 8 "Fashionable beauty"

Scenario of the holiday on March 8 for adults. This script can be used for corporate party, which is dedicated to International Women's Day.

Scenario "Spring, it's great that you came!"

Scenario of the holiday on March 8 for children preschool age(4-6 years). This scenario can be used at a matinee in kindergarten. It is necessary that in advance the children prepare postcards and hand-made crafts for their mothers. In addition, it is necessary to learn poems and a song with the children in advance. Hosts should prepare costumes in advance.

Scenario for March 8 "Beloved mothers and grandmothers"

Scenario school event- festive competitive and entertainment program "Favorite mothers and grandmothers", designed for children 8-10 years old. During the holiday, mothers and grandmothers will be able to see not only the talents and skills of their children, but also take part in various competitions.

Scenario "Magic flower, or how Vanya chose gifts for March 8"

The boy Vanya does not know what to give his mother by March 8. A kind sorceress gives him a magic flower that will guide him through fairy tales, where Vanya will find the answer to his question.

Scenario "March 8 - we praise the ladies!"

The holiday of March 8 glorifies the beautiful half of the population - women, girls and girls. The most famous Russian pop stars came to congratulate them on the International Women's Day! The scenario is designed for holding a festive event among the adult population - at a corporate party, a student party or with friends.

Scenario March 8 for adults "Secrets of the female image"

Scenario of a small festive concert dedicated to the celebration of International Women's Day in a group of friends or colleagues. The holiday will be successful if it is held in the assembly hall.

Scenario for March 8 in the rural settlement "Women are the flowers of our life"

With the advent of spring, not only nature blooms, but also female beauty. In addition, one of the most tender and sensitive holidays is coming - International Women's Day, which must be met and celebrated with dignity. With this scenario, you can hold an interesting event, give women positive emotions, a lot of joy and smiles.

Scenario for March 8 for women in the village club "How Spring and Winter shared the throne"

This scene will be a great start to the festive concert prepared for March 8th. A cheerful, interesting story will certainly give a sea of emotions to everyone who comes.

Script for March 8 for adults in Ukrainian "March 8 with the Bremen Town Musicians"

Interesting and funny scenario for the holiday of March 8, which takes place in the company of adults. Congratulations, exciting contests and funny events of the holiday will not leave anyone without a smile on their face. The holiday can be held anywhere: at home, in the banquet hall, and in the office, if we are talking about a corporate party.

The script for March 8 at the school "Spring Tale"

original script March 8 based on fairy tales for schoolchildren. Spend the brightest Women's Day with your loved ones fairy tale characters- Elena the Beautiful, Vasilisa the Wise and Baba Yaga - fun and positive sea is guaranteed.

Scenario March 8 in kindergarten in the preparatory group "The best holiday of all girls"

The scenario of an incendiary holiday is suitable for March 8 in kindergarten. Funny poems and sincere congratulations on the most spring day will surely bring a smile to the faces of mothers, grandmothers and all the children, cheer up and be remembered for a long time.

The script for March 8 at the elementary school "Fabulous March 8"

Scenario-fairy tale for a holiday in primary school. A cheerful matinee with the March Hare and the March Cat will be remembered for a long time, delighting both adults and children. After all, March 8 is the best occasion remember loved ones fairytale heroes, be smart and congratulate girls, girls and women.

March 8th is the most romantic holiday. This spring day is always associated with love, warmth and tenderness. This is a great occasion to show your sympathy to lovely ladies, to express the most tender feelings to your mothers and grandmothers, to make a congratulation from the bottom of your heart to your sister. Sincere joy and a smile from them will not take long!

(Scenarios March 8 for school)

A fragment of the overture from I. Kalman's operetta "Silva" sounds.

Leading: Today we have a holiday. And we called it "Woman. Spring. Love."
choir (performs a song from the movie "Spring", music by I. Dunayevsky):
Streams murmur, beams blind
And the ice melts, and the heart melts.
And even a stump on a spring day
He dreams of becoming a birch again.
A cheerful bumblebee is buzzing spring alarm.
Perky cheerful starlings shout.
Starlings scream in all directions:
"Spring is coming! Spring is the way!"
Leading : Spring! And the first spring holiday is the holiday of lovely ladies, sorceresses, enchantresses, to whom men at all times sang or dedicated serenades.

The exit-dance of men to the music from I. Kalman's operetta "Silva": "One cannot live without women in the world! No!.." , in the other hand - a flower with the name of the mother - a participant in the competition, on the boys' costumes there are also emblems with the name. If the names match, then the number and letter of the class are put).

I'm ready to follow you
And the notoriety will not bother you at all ...
But where would you get your own heads,
To "lose" them left and right ?!.

I confess - I will not lie,
I tell you the whole truth:
Just see Julia
I feel it in my heart, I'm on fire!

How to say I want Rae,
Shoulder leaning towards her,
About the weather, about football,
Yes, and a little Li about what?!

Olga is - the soul will rise,
Olga is gone - a dull look! ..
I am drawn to Olga
Feeling sensitive magnet!

Everything with Katya is very handy,
I don't need others Kat:
In fact and in fact
It is better not to find Katya.

I look at everything as if at an icon,
I can't take my eyes off the lovers...
Dasha, Dasha, Dasha!
I love you.

You are God's gift, beautiful goddess,
My soul and heart mistress!
kneeling before you
I get up, burning and trembling.
All men kneel.

Leading: There is no end to declarations of love. Go and give women flowers!

The music of I. Kalman sounds, the men give the ladies - participants in the competition "hearts" and flowers that are pinned on the chest - for the convenience of communication.
Host: Serenades are sung to the ladies. The floor, signorita, is yours. But before announcing the first competition, I will introduce the jury (the jury is presenting) and the participants competitive program: mothers, daughters and their fans (fathers, brothers, boys from the class can participate).
So, the first competition is "Moms are dancing!".
This task can be prepared with mothers in advance, and only beaten at the holiday. Assistants take out a stand on which a bouquet is made of flowers.
Before you is a magical bouquet, there are as many flowers in it as there are participants in the competition, and on the flower is the name of the dance that the contestant must perform. I invite mothers to choose a flower, and therefore a dance. (After the so-called lottery, the assistants take the stand away.) Behind the scenes, dear mothers, a surprise awaits you (costumes).
The mothers leave. (The criteria for this competition: the ability to move to the music in accordance with the rhythm and nature of this dance.)

Leading : While mothers are preparing for the dance program, we have the next competition. And it is called "My years are growing - I will also be a mother." In this competition, I invite our young ladies to take part.

The girls come out.

Leading: Here are your favorite toys-girlfriends - dolls and their outfits. Task: Dress up the doll. Speed and accuracy matter. When the doll is dressed, lift it up so that everyone can see that you have completed the task. So please.

The girls are doing their homework.

Leading: The jury's request to evaluate the work of the girls. And we return to the first competition. Let's support our mothers with applause.

The host alternately announces the speakers, the mothers perform dances.
The dance competition program is over, the jury is summing up.

And we have the third competition - "Connoisseurs of sewing". I invite our girls again and ask them questions. For each answer - 1 point. Speed and correctness are taken into account. Signal cards to help you. Who knows the answer - raises a signal card.

steel spout,
flax tail,
Passes through the canvas
He finds his end.
(Needle and thread)

On the river back and forth
Walks, wanders the ship.
Stop - grief!
Pierce the sea!
(Iron)

I dance in the upper room with my work,
The more I turn, the more fat I get.
(Spindle)

I'm sitting on horseback, I don't know on whom,
Meeting a friend - I will jump off, welcome.
(Hat)

I'll put it on - it will reduce the rim,
Soimu - a snake will fall,
Doesn't give warmth
It's cold without it.
(Belt)

Pebbles hid in shaggy bags:
Four together, one on a pole.
(mittens)

crouch like a cat,
Stretch - off the track.
(Rope)

Without arms, without legs, under the bench lope.
(Clew)

Two ends, two rings
Carnations in the middle.
(Scissors)

Leading: Well done! I ask the jury to sum up the results of the three competitions.

The jury announces the results.

Leading: The next competition of our program is called "My mother can do everything." Moms are invited to act as a hairdresser and makeup artist, and daughters - as fashion models. The originality of the work performed, the originality of the name and presentation of the image are taken into account. Everything you need for the competition is prepared on the tables. Good luck to you!
And we have the fifth competition. And men will participate in it. I beg you to the barrier!

Assistants take out a stand with bows, the number of which corresponds to the number of participants.
Your task is to show the girls how to iron the ribbon without an iron. Speed and accuracy matter. (The guys should take the bow, untie it and roll it up.) Attention, start!

Leading: Before announcing the next competition, I will tell you one secret: the boys also like to play with dolls, but they are shy and hide it. Many of them do not have dolls, but they are such masters of fiction that they invent them themselves. And the next competition will be like this: in front of you is a balloon, a spool of thread, a marker, a bow. Try to create a doll. Ready? Dare!

The jury sums up the results of the previous and this competitions, the assistants attach ready-made puppets on the stage. The men take their places.

Leading: Attention! Are mothers and daughters ready? (If you are not ready, then you can invite the audience to watch the creative process to instrumental music). We return to the fourth competition, where mothers act as hairdressers and makeup artists, and daughters as fashion models. I ask gentlemen to escort our fashion models to the stage.

Sounds "Polonaise" P.I. Tchaikovsky from the ballet "Swan Lake". The boys get up, bow to the girls, the girls get up and curtsey, then the boys give the girls a hand, the girls put their hand on top. To the sounds of a polonaise, couples solemnly march on the stage along the red carpet.

Leading : Word to you, young ladies.

There is an alternate presentation of the completed image by the contestants, and the jury takes into account the originality of the presentation, makeup, hairstyle.

Leading: The jury will have to decide the difficult question of who to give preference to in this competition, and sum up the results of the entire program. And for you, "Waltz" performed by a dance group.

So, the jury announces the results of our competitive program.
Fanfare sounds. The jury announces its decision. Rewarding of all participants of the competitive program.

Leading: Charming, attractive, charming, infinitely tender, Happy Holidays! May people and flowers smile at you on this day with spring rays. And may love, health, happiness and dreams always go through life with you.

Before and after the program, it is desirable that songs about spring, women, love or romantic instrumental music sound in the hall. During the preparation of the fourth competition, you can perform a song.

MY BEST GIRLFRIEND
Sl. Kukso, music. L. Afanasyeva

I can catch a falling star
Sing songs with guitar...
And I can't by any means
To call a mother's daughter.

Chorus: I don’t think I can live a day without girlfriends,
Without them, I'm like without hands, I confess frankly.
I have many good friends
But my best friend is my mother.

Like two drops, we are similar with her,
And when we leave the yard,
I know passers-by often think
That she is my older sister.

Joy and sadness for sure
I hasten to share with her again and again,
Because a daughter is for every mother -
Faith, and hope, and love.

Corporate March 8

Scenarios March 8 for adults

For the event you will need:
Gifts for women
treat
Props for contests
Prizes
Musical accompaniment

Congratulation, presenting gifts
The holiday begins with the presentation of gifts to women and congratulations. It is desirable that the congratulations are not too long and official. It is better to perform in poetic or song form. Be sure to mention each woman in your congratulations, compliment her and say a few special words. Also on this holiday you can not do without the presentation of flowers.

Banquet
After congratulations and presentation of gifts, all participants sit down at the table. It is desirable that on this day the participants be spared both the preparation of refreshments and the cleaning of the table after the end of the banquet.

Contest-test “Real women”
As a festive entertainment, you can offer a competition of real women. The competition will be funnier and more interesting if several men dressed as women take part in it. At the same time, the outfit can be quite conventional (a hat, an apron or a paper fan covering the beard), the main thing is that the participants in this performance try to copy female behavior.
After the appearance of men (2-3 people are enough), claiming that they are women, several participants are selected, and various competitions are held between them. Despite the hackneyed plot of dressing up a man as a woman, this idea will be popular with the public.

Who is bigger
The facilitator sets some female theme (for example, “flowers”, “cosmetic companies”, “elements of clothing”, “jewelry”). The task of the participants is to name in random order the words related to this topic. The participant who gives the last word receives a prize point.

Women's logic
The facilitator names several items. Participants must name an item that is not on this list and explain their decision. For each correct answer, the participant receives a bonus point.
Examples of tasks “What is superfluous?”:
Hair coloring with henna, basma, Vella paint. (Coloring with “Vella”, since henna and basma are natural paints)
Vanilla croutons, breadcrumbs, raisin croutons. (Breadcrumbs, as they are not a ready-to-eat product)
Viscose, cotton, polyester. (Polyester, since viscose and cotton are natural materials)
Eau de toilette, lotion, perfume. (An extra lotion, since it is used for hygiene purposes, and eau de toilette and perfume are used as perfumes)
Basting, machine stitching, overlock. (Batting, as it is done by hand, the rest is on a sewing machine)

cosmetic bag
The competition requires a large set of various cosmetics. They are all laid out on the table. The facilitator gives each participant a task, according to which she must choose the right item from the “cosmetic bag”. Time to choose a subject is limited. For the correct answer, the participant receives a prize point.
Item examples:
Nail polish
Eyeshadow
Mascara
Neutral lipstick
Bright lipstick
Lip pencil
Eyeliner
Eye contour cream
Nail polish remover
Eyelash brush
cosmetic milk
Foundation
Powder box
Face tonic
Foot cream

Task examples:
Line your eyes
Lip tint for a business meeting
Wash off makeup
Tint eyebrows
Make up your eyes (choose at least two items)
hide freckles
Prepare your face for makeup application
Paint your nails
Wash off nail polish
Separate stubborn lashes

Flower
The game involves couples (man and woman). In addition, a bottle (glass or plastic) and a flower (real or artificial) are required for each pair.
Women hold bottles under their arms, and men take flowers in their teeth. The task of each pair is to put the flower into the bottle as quickly as possible without the help of hands.
The pair that completes the task faster than the others wins a prize.

Dancing
The best way to end the holiday is with dancing.

Ward number 6. Comic congratulations for women

Comic scenarios March 8

Under a bravura march, the patients of Ward No. 6 step onto the stage, all of them in straitjackets. Ahead is the head physician (also sick).

Main: Stop! .. One-two! .. Equal! .. Attention! (addressing the fools): Dear gentlemen, comrades, scientists, Napoleons, Stakhanovists, Shostakoviches, physicists and schizos! Today in our mental health institution, we must work out the main question: whom to send as a bouncer-congratulatory to our, unfortunately, already discharged girlfriends? Who will have worthy candidates?
Engels: I protest!!! (shakes beard)
Main: A friend with tag No. 18 asks for a word!
Engels: I'm not your comrade tag, but Mr. Engels! Comrades! Before we go to congratulate someone, we need to work through a lot of unresolved problems... This includes the fight against dystrophics, a chronic shortage of straitjackets and cockroaches in the soup... Some things, of course, are being solved. For example, toilets, sorry, we are not on the street - we do not stick to the boards. Yes, and protein, salt and sugar in the analyzes are already being handed out instead of a salary. But this is not enough, comrades!
Friday: Shut his mouth! We're here for something else!
Main : Introduce youreself!
Friday : Friday, deputy from the 108th uninhabited Island. Nominated by Robinson Crusoe unanimously! I offer, as an alternative, my candidacy for the position of tempter - congratulator, but I ask you to recuse yourself, because for religious reasons and reasons I do not work on Saturdays! And the rest of the days too!
Main: Do you have everything?!
Friday: No, not everything!
G lava: I deprive you of the word!
Friday: Now that's it!
Engels (excitedly): Don't you dare shut me up!!! I am Engels, after all! Even Marx did not shut my mouth, but only tied me up!
Main: Go ahead!
Engels: I want to talk about further improving the quality of our hallucinations! We have to admit that in our hallucinations we see only a dark past. A bright future is seen only by personal pensioners, Deputies of the State. Dumas and heroes of the Civil War of 1812!
Friday: Give him a gag in his mouth! We're here for something else!
Engels: (squeals) You don't have a quorum! You have no right! I, as a mentally crippled individual, demand a quorum, an issue, an alternative, and a default! (crying)
Friday: Give the floor to Monsieur Napoleon! Bonaparte asks for the floor!
Main: We hear you, Comrade Napoleon!
Napoleon: Hello gentlemen, comrades, physicists and schizos! So. Last night I left the ward for a small emergency. But at the door with two zeros...
Main : (interrupting) I want to remind you, Mr. Frenchman, that we do not have "small" needs, but only "small" needs! Go on!
Napoleon : And so I left the ward for a "small" need, in order to work out in silence the issue of congratulating our dear women. But at the door with two zeros, Catherine II rudely pushed me away and shouted: “Wait, Chuchundra furry! I am in need of many!” Gentlemen of schizos! In my opinion, all our needs are equal, they are common, and they need to be met by the whole world!
Catherine II: He's lying, he's lying!!! I ask for words!
Main: Introduce youreself!
Catherine II : (proudly) Right hand unforgettable Semyon Mikhailovich Budyonny, Catherine II! Comrades! On behalf of all veterans of the First Cavalry I assure you! He did not compose congratulations for our women, but spied on me in the hole! Old goat!!!
Napoleon: Lies, comrades! These are vile insinuations and lies! Dirty lie!
Catherine II: (pulls out a wooden saber from her skirt) Sabers unsheathed! Beat the French Counter! Hooray!!! (waves a saber, then fight with Napoleon)
(Noise, din, whistling, hooting)
Main: Quiet, comrades, quiet! (pulls the fighters apart) Mentally crippled comrades! I think we are all stunned and want a break! There are two proposals: comrade Bonaparte offers 3 minutes, and citizen Catherine the Second - an hour!
Everything: Three minutes!!! Long live Bonaparte! Long live the Iranian revolution!
Main: Gentlemen of schizos! I propose to sing the hymn of our mental health-improving madhouse ... sorry, institutions! And then all together we will go to congratulate our lovely ladies! Let's start praying!
(Joke song played)

Scenario March 8 (corporate)

Presenter 1: Hello dear women! On a wonderful holiday, which is called International Women's Day, today we will talk about you.
Host 2: Well, we will begin our program with a musical gift from all the men present in this hall! So, dear ladies, accept as a gift the song "Girls" performed by the ensemble "Male Answer"
song "Girls are standing, standing on the sidelines ..."

Today is a holiday for girls
Their eyes shine with brilliance,
And the girls' cheeks are on fire
In the morning they burn with a blush!

Chorus: Girls come
Things are all aside
Bouquets in the hands of teasing
Because today the girls
Compliments are expected from the guys!

And the men as a selection -
Attentive, kind
And the local yard is full of happiness,
On March day everywhere!

Chorus: Girls come
Things are all aside
Bouquets in the hands of teasing
Because today the girls
Compliments are expected from the guys!

Presenter 1: The ensemble "Men's answer" performed before you. Well, we move on. Everyone knows that every woman has a unique zest, and today we will try to make sure of this again.
Host 2: So let's open the veil today by learning something new about our unique women.
Actor 6 : A girl with an allergy to flowers, a guy on March 8 gave dumplings for the same amount
Actor 5: Women are strange creatures! They cover up bruises under the eyes... and paint them over the eyes!
Mamai : Appeared in Odessa new service"Women's Taxi" Female drivers come exclusively to women ... But traditions are traditions - they still grab them by the knees.
Actor 5: Milkmaid Vasyolina, after a severe hangover, immediately milks butter from a cow.
Presenter 1: I propose to talk about the image of the beautiful half of humanity, because it is no secret to anyone that every woman is an individual image that keeps millions of secrets of mysteries.
Host 2: And this wonderful image tree will help us in this, each petal of which will tell about the distinctive features of a certain female image.

Take out the image tree

Presenter 1: But this will have to wait, because we have just received urgent March 8 news for the holiday.
Actor 1: On the eve of March 8 in flower shops Odessa, new price tags appeared: “these are 20”, “the ones that are to the left of these 50” and “give something of your choice” -100 hryvnia.
Actor 4: One man on March 8 cheated on his wife. What-no, but a surprise.
Actor 2: On March 8, every man should come home and say to his beloved the most important words in the world, Motherland, Mom, Bread!
Presenter 1: On March 8, men buy themselves a bottle of vodka for ugly girls.
Actor 2: There was no sex in the USSR, so March 8 ended 10-15 minutes earlier
Actor 5: Ryazan sellers are at a loss, why on March 8 the prices of flowers rise, but on the day of the builder the wallpaper does not rise in price?
Actor 6 : Do not see you on March 8 said Adam, breaking the last rib.
Actor 4: And lastly: Remember, girls, there are no ex-boyfriends on March 8.
Presenter 1: It's time to tear off the first petals from our tree. The first petal has an interesting name "business lady". What are we talking about?
Host 2: A business woman is a purposeful and energetic woman who loves the word "risk". The main desire of such a beauty is to lead everyone around. The business lady is distinguished by sociability, courage, endurance, punctuality and criticality.
Presenter 1 : Let's applaud everyone who can safely be called Lady Boss!

Take out a gift

Host 2: (pulls off the next petal): Well, the next petal is dedicated to all the ladies in business. These women are used to keeping everything under control not only at work, but also in the family! The main credo is to obey only yourself!

Take out a gift

Presenter 1: It is to you, self-confident women, that our next issue is dedicated. concert program. Meet the theater "3 miniatures".
1)Actor 1 - Artyom gave his girlfriend a child on March 8th!
Actor 2 We still don't understand why?
Actor 1 - The neighbor's child also did not understand where he was being dragged ...

2) Actor 1 On March 8, mine gave me perfume from the new Armani collection ...
Actor 3 - And my blouse with rhinestones from D & G ...
Actor 2 - Perfume from Armani, blouse from D&G… well, what is it?!.. SMS!!! Here is the best gift for a woman! (They take out a cardboard phone 1x1m with the inscription "From March 8")

3) Actor 3 - Dear girls, on the eve of March 8, we want to give you Ivanov II (you need to give someone who stands out from the team).
Actor 2 - Well, do you give us something unnecessary on February 23? Here we are for you too.

Host 2: The slogan of the theater "3 Miniatures": "We are short, We cannot be found." We thank them for their performance, and we continue.
Are you interested ladies, with whom we will get to know better now? Our spring tree gives us a petal with a beautiful name - a chic woman.
Presenter 1: I am sure that everyone can envy this type of image! This woman knows her worth. She is smart, beautiful and well-educated, but no one knows about the shortcomings of a chic woman. We have such ladies in our hall.

Take out a gift

Host 2: I did not even doubt that only ideal women are present in our hall! No less interesting is the following image, which has the name femme fatale. She is beautiful, impressive, sometimes cold and very prudent. Such ladies are not accustomed to exchange for trifles!

Take out a gift

Presenter 1: Yes, such beautiful ladies deserve the loudest applause! Today is the day of gifts from men, so the stunning THEART "3 MINIATURES" again performs in our hall!!!

1) Miniature car and man.
Actor 3 - (A man is crying on his knees): - U-uu-u, you are my dear, I feel sorry for you, what will happen now ...
Actor 2 - (Neighbor approaches.) What are you selling?
Actor 3 - No-no. Wife got the right...

2) Actor 1 - Dear, what do you like more about me: beauty or my modesty?
Actor 2 - Most of all I love your sense of humor!

3) Gorgeous lady at the plastic surgeon
Actor 1 : Doctor, can you make my lips thinner?!
Actor 3: What for? You have great lips!
Actor 1: don't ask why! Can you?
Actor 3: Can
Actor 1: How about a hooked nose? and to be snub-nosed. Protrude your ears, add strabismus!
Actor 3: I do not understand...
Actor 1: You don't have to understand anything! Will you?
Actor 3 : OK! What else
Actor 1: Can you remove breasts to size zero? Can you?!!!
Actor 3 : (grimacing) I can
Actor 1: And add cellulite!
Actor 3 : Why?
Actor 1 : (in feelings) This scoundrel gave me a yellow Citroen!!!
Actor 3: .Man???
Actor 1: Man? Man!!! I wanted red!

Presenter 1: The theater "3 miniatures" performed before you. Their motto is invincible: let's laugh and run away!!!
Host 2: Our beautiful women! Your holiday is once again to prove our respect for you! Meet the ensemble "Men's Answer" with the song "Million Scarlet Roses"

Song to the music of the composition "Million Scarlet Roses"

Lived - there was one office,
Women ruled there
Today it's the men's turn
Praise the beautiful ladies!

March is right around the corner
So, plans for a buffet
And all the gifts are -
Postcards, wine and bouquet...

Chorus

Chorus
A million - a million - a million scarlet roses
No money, no money, no money for you to buy,
Lovely, dear same tulips
We are ready to give you now!

Presenter 1: And finally, I would like to say: Dear girls, International Women's Day is not in vain celebrated on the eighth of March, because the turned eight is a sign of infinity. So let's drink to this endless day for the male half of humanity.

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